Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:
Welcome Kptn. Hic, glad to have you aboard!!!!
Captain Noushbag, as defined by Urban Dictionary:
A clown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no clue. Different than just the plain clown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral.
Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also clowns of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "Dawg" A noushbag's only downfall is its fundamentalist and zealous moral standards, and their propensity to become verbose and complicate communication by carefully complicating their syntax.
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