TXLAWMAN wrote: So I got impatient and jumped into Dawn of the M.O.M. in honor of season 5 of the Walking Dead fast approaching. You say zombie apocalypse, I say bring it.

Chris, I moved you and both the young Summits into Dawn of the M.O.M, izzkool? Ask Halle and Ganady to submit their Join requests to make it official.

FALL IN!!

Where are all the MOM football junkies? Do we have enough to start a fantasy league?

Cricket wrote: Where are all the MOM football junkies? Do we have enough to start a fantasy league?

Hell, if we can get enough teams, I'm in. Care to PM me some details, though? (Commish, PPR or not, website, free or paid). I was thinking the same thing recently.

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So cool if this worked see the others on page one of the thread. Nice job Rick.

Cricket wrote: Where are all the MOM football junkies? Do we have enough to start a fantasy league?

You can count me in also. Sounds like a great idea.

I love it when I spawn into a free for all mission with a few reds shooting right at me from behind and I brake, throttle, and watch for the perfect time to release... Wait... Watch... Here it comes... Release... And the enemy turns hard toward the sun... I quickly drop the bombs and follow but I know I don't have the airspeed yet to tail.him there, so I shoot a couple rounds hoping to turn him and it works! He banks left so I proseed to follow suit dropping the left side of my phone and my plane banks Right?????

Twice that's happened since the last update. Ha ha. Backwards. So I proceed to quickly hit the quit button and tell y'all. See ya in the skies

Halle's request is in. Ganady will submit his request with the average delay of a 17 year old complying with his father M.O.M.'s exceptionally reasonable request...

Wigbomb wrote:

TXLAWMAN wrote: So I got impatient and jumped into Dawn of the M.O.M. in honor of season 5 of the Walking Dead fast approaching. You say zombie apocalypse, I say bring it.

Chris, I moved you and both the young Summits into Dawn of the M.O.M, izzkool? Ask Halle and Ganady to submit their Join requests to make it official.

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So cool if this worked see the others on page one of the thread. Nice job Rick.

Thanks Ted! But...what...does...this...mean?!?! AGGGHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!

and I thought a hacker was a New Zealand war dance!!
Hope it's back soooooonnnnn!!!

bts wrote: and I thought a hacker was a New Zealand war dance!!
Hope it's back soooooonnnnn!!!

I attempted to join M.O.MZILLA today. The only thing I was successful at was leaving M.O.M. So I am straddling the fence currently. I am sure this will all work out. Just wanted you to know so that my state of limbo is not misinterpreted.

On another note, one thing I noticed was that moving up in rank in this squad is not an easy task. I was ranked 97 in May and moved to 93 by the end of July. Now in August, I moved to 73. Well before I "left" the squad. Seemed unusual. Made me wonder if, for purposes of the displayed squad rank, the system might look at the MOM sub-squads as being independent. Could just be one of those things the developer will get to when he has time. I am sure the sub-squad activity will present numerous challenges to DF R&D.

Glenn GAW and gang,

M.O.MZILLA is under construction but will be launching asap. You may choose another division either for keeps or until your ZILLA is open for biz, or you may continue to fly naked. Jumping into a squadlet now then switching to The King of the Momsters when it's ready will be a snap. Up to you.

The database won't ever read the M.O.M divisions as part of the larger squad. It'll read us as "allies" if we instruct it to, that's the sole reason for having to endure all this chaos. Had we not broken ourselves down into database digestible bites only 50 of the 190 M.O.Ms would ever have been able to rep the squad in Squad Wars. By building new barracks we're denying the database the ability to take a squad-wide headcount ranking wise. I suppose we could still do it manually, any volunteers? Thought not. M.O.Ms are too smart for math.

Speaking of the Smartness of the M.O.M;

Be sure to spend a few minutes with M.O.M Mac's "Preseason Squad War Power Rankings cuz WTF not?" thread. It's the can't put it down read of the summer. When you do put it down, put it down gently, computers can be fragile.

ALERT RED ALERT

I need TnkerBell to contact me!

THIS JUST IN HOT OF THE PRESS!

"The eagle has pooped the golden egg in the house that looks like a shoe"

Guys....... HOLD ON, THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE "EVERYTHING" ABOUT DOGFIGHT AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!

Now I understand why the secrets go so deep!

Wigbomb wrote: Speaking of the Smartness of the M.O.M;

Be sure to spend a few minutes with M.O.M Mac's "Preseason Squad War Power Rankings cuz WTF not?" thread. It's the can't put it down read of the summer. When you do put it down, put it down gently, computers can be fragile.

Thank you for the praise. I will say, however, that Swop's apparent and undisguisable superiority complex makes him downright infuriating to deal with. In one sentence, the vast majority of his posts can be summarized: "I'm right, you're stupid."
He's so openly condescending. Just.... Grr.
Sorry for my harsh words. I'm sure several of you have the same opinion. I don't care if he sees this.

But yes, Wig, I worked rather hard on that piece. And by that, I mean I sat down and just wrote it because I was bored.

Mac wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: Speaking of the Smartness of the M.O.M;

Be sure to spend a few minutes with M.O.M Mac's "Preseason Squad War Power Rankings cuz WTF not?" thread. It's the can't put it down read of the summer. When you do put it down, put it down gently, computers can be fragile.

Thank you for the praise. I will say, however, that Swop's apparent and undisguisable superiority complex makes him downright infuriating to deal with. In one sentence, the vast majority of his posts can be summarized: "I'm right, you're stupid."
He's so openly condescending. Just.... Grr.
Sorry for my harsh words. I'm sure several of you have the same opinion. I don't care if he sees this.

Yes Mac, Swop knows all. Except for what Swop doesn't know. Which, coincidentally, is all. He's never met a bloviation he didn't want to bloviate.

Mac wrote: But yes, Wig, I worked rather hard on that piece. And by that, I mean I sat down and just wrote it because I was bored.

Singin' my theme song, m'friend. Exceptional work, your boredom busting busted a bit of my boredom, I loves me some synergy.

Had a game a bit ago with gizmo, cricket, reckless and others and my chat wasn't working. I could see everything you guys were posting but could not respond so: it's jimbo, hi, hi to you, hello to you also, ns, ty, damn you cricket, damn you again cricket, hey to you new guy I've never seen before, leave the tank, wtf, cricket is a bully, tank you, tank you very much, cya gg, cya gg, thank god cricket left and gg all! That's to the best of my recollection, which at this age shouldn't be trusted whatsoever

Ok who do I have to sleep with to find out how to join a sub squad?

Great game gizmo, think your kind words cursed me a little! but was fun getting my ass handed to me like that.

Hope all is well in MOM's house.

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Ok who do I have to sleep with to find out how to join a sub squad?

Ok you don't need to sleep with me... You have to go to squadrons in W C , than go to M.O.M and hit leave. Then go to the sub squad of your choice and hit join than wait. Depends on what squad you join as to how long the wait but it won't be long . My wait was a whole btb game.

Jimboslice27 wrote: Had a game a bit ago with gizmo, cricket, reckless and others and my chat wasn't working. I could see everything you guys were posting but could not respond so: it's jimbo, hi, hi to you, hello to you also, ns, ty, damn you cricket, damn you again cricket, hey to you new guy I've never seen before, leave the tank, wtf, cricket is a bully, tank you, tank you very much, cya gg, cya gg, thank god cricket left and gg all! That's to the best of my recollection, which at this age shouldn't be trusted whatsoever

If Donks is talking about the aztec tlacaxatepec, I never saw more fat

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Ok who do I have to sleep with to find out how to join a sub squad?

Chris, what Dave the WOLF said. Also, you may have to search the name of the squadlet you choose to Join, not all squads are defaulted into the scrollable listy wisty.

May I recommend Planet of the M.O.Ms? Largely because I haven't seen one in-game as yet and seeing 'em is about all they're there for. Unless you're a Dogfight server/database/thingy and if you are...WTF is up with this 50 name limit on squad members, y'mizzabul gink?

M.O.MZILLA IS OPEN FOR BUISNESS!!!!!

Well, come on Yemx!
What r u waiting for?
i'll take one of every chick u got
Hook me up Bro:cheer:

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Ok who do I have to sleep with to find out how to join a sub squad?

We also have quite a nice little zombie-killin, wildlife cleansing, windmill-tilting-at, squad-let thingy in aisle 6 I think its called Dawn of LaMOMcha, or some such...

Leave me take a sec to thank your friendly staff of M.O.M Squad Runners: Bride of Anders/Bellsaj/Tinkerhell, Full Metal Anthony/MadtotheMOM, Dawn of Martin/Jedi/Yoda/Barbie, co-Dawn of John/Bopes/Popes, Planet of the Gary/Parrothead and Brian/YEMXZILLA. Brilliant work so far, gent'mins, my gratitude at'ya.

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I tried to copy and paste the planet of the mom logo/poster thing on page one of the thred. On here. Didn't work. Sry. I think all of them are quite cool. All curious moms can see them on page one.

I need some one to try and make the move to M.O.MZILLA please...

Not that I am lonely (plenty of voices to keep me company) just trying to make sure I have it set up right...
If one of your friends ends up seeing you, I will just say you were there to take my lunch money....

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Ok who do I have to sleep with to find out how to join a sub squad?

Over here!!! Pick me pick me!!!!

Really hoping your not a night drooler.... Eshhhh gross but I will learn to work around it....