Not to shabby for a couple of dudes in their mid 60's!

New M.O.M on board!

CoronelSantos will be sporting the Dawn of the M.O.M tag, make the young man feel welcome. Bake him a Brazilian CAKE.

The good Col. comes highly recommended by several high ranking M.O.Ms. Or...wait...there are no ranks in M.O.M. What I must've meant was "several highly rank M.O.Ms". Yeah, that's what I meant.

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Hey Bopes and Yakuza a very nice HELLO from Jenny Do you remember her? This nice young German Lady who can bring your plane down only by her bad English. Hey no joke she can do that! Once she even spawnkilled me a lot on this way. I wasn't able to take off as long she tried to speak English. A dirty Basterd she is I swear. For luck she can't read this


But actually I'm her for another reason. (Yes I almost forgot M.O.M's BDay. Yep I feel guilty guilty guilty now!)
Cmon I hope you'll remember MY BDAY! I've no idea why but two years ago did everybody in the game knew when my bday was. On this day I've got my Falcon Wings from Mad Later I started to play when my guests still were here
I was pretty drunk because of all that good German beer I had drunk for keraaja
Damn I miss this guy and SweetJosy and KChief as well

Wig I finally found out when Kevin's memorial day is.
It happened Wednesday the 22 August 2012 and Michael died Friday the 25 April 2014.
If you use the Advanced Search then you can see the correct date of the posts.

Click these both links to see THE LAST POST OF KEVIN and YOUR POST ABOUT MICHAEL with date.
Unfortunately I can't find Michael's Profile here. What was his last name in the forum?

HERE IS THE POST FROM DUCKWINGS WIFE It was Thursday the 4 October 2012.
He was really a funny guy. When he came with his tank in your base then not for your hangars. Your hangars were his friends to hide. And when you totally freaked out by his spawntanking he just laughed. And now he gives the German Basterds a perfect hide on their way to south-base. I really love his dark humor And to see how 60-70% of the Top100 Players changed their names to Duckwing was more than awesome. That was the time when we really started to love this community. I remember how DanGER was only in the game to show people where is Mt. Duckwing and Jenny gave cover that nobody can shoot them while sitting on this Mountain. I guess we took more than 2000 during this time.

Hannah posted the two passwords in the Cheater Thread to come into the Mountain to get free money.
Now you can see how all wannabe cheaters lose their last money when they try it out. Because the passwords are WASSABBI or if you play the German side *****ZZI . (wigged out) I bet John will love it

btw. DanGER is searching for German players in all Squads.
If someone here knows who speaks German please let him know

Okay, now that right there is some CAKE! Thanks for the slam-bang birthday blitz, Helen! Great memories, great fun, great baked goods!

Following up on my next to previous post, I have this from Coronel Santos:

Hi, good evening, I am here to thank you for putting me in! Thanks squad! You can not imagine the emotion I'm feeling, thank you, and have a great night!

Spoken like a true M.O.M, no? South American MOMrades, say Olá to a fellow Killa Brazilla!

Just stopped by to say...

Happy Birthday M.O.M.!

Now, I hope you don't mind but I got you the same thing as last year, though I don't remember hearing any complaints from any of you

To a great squad full of great players, may M.O.M. have another year of fun in the virtual skies

Reckless

YEMX wrote: Not to shabby for a couple of dudes in their mid 60's!

Yeah but you should see these guys over at the PotM.O.Ms tent...

parrothead wrote:

YEMX wrote: Not to shabby for a couple of dudes in their mid 60's!

Yeah but you should see these guys over at the PotM.O.Ms tent...

It was a great show. Lots of big PYROS, the guys getting pulled around by wires, and all the bloody theatric stuff they are know for!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMRADES!!!!!!!!!


I have played a few games with an AC named roweski..... A invited him to stop by and say hello.... As I was typing the words " go to page one....." He says to me he says HEY! Thanks!!! And leaves game..... In his eagerness to join, I'm sure he has submitted número os requests to all the groups by now..... If someone sees him before i do, please calm him down and point him to pg 1

Happy Birthday zum Geburtstag M.O.M. All good for you all delete when wrong

Hello Mr Wig and Bopes and Yakuza and all.

Bopes copy this in your signatur. Is good so. Not with link to photobucket then.

Haahaa MissHell got censor.
Not nice Miss Falcon lady claen your gosh or I say your boss it

Popes Bopes, why is Fraulein Jenny giving you a link to the photobucket account we had before the photobucket account we had before the photobucket account we have now? Don't make me come over there and claen your gosh for ya. (Ich liebe mich einige Jenny!)

jenny wrote: Happy Birthday zum Geburtstag M.O.M. All good for you all delete when wrong

Omg I love this girl

And also from me Happy Birthday M.O.M

Hallo Lara und MissHell,,
Ich liebe Mädchen auch...
Btw.
Zum M.O.M. s Geburtstag ich mache M. O. R. A. F
Grüße
Kapitan Bomba

Friends and fellow M.O.Ms, in light of a disturbing trend sweeping the former youth of our squad, I will be conducting a seminar live on the M.O.M thread, Tuesday evening at 7pm EST. I urge you all to attend.

Say No Thank You to CAKE: Preserving and Protecting Your Shatner's Bassoon

Hour One

CHOICES & CONSEQUENCES
Recommended for ages 24, 57, 62

Topics Covered:
Safe versus unsafe administration of over-the-counter and prescription CAKE
Short and long-term consequences of 4 gateway CAKEs: Bundt, Pound. Angel Food, Urinal
Influence of media on decision-baking
Baking healthy choices
Ways to say “no thank you” to CAKE

Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included

Hour Two

DECIDING ABOUT CAKE
Recommended for ages 30.5, 88, 89

Topics Covered:
Physical effects of CAKE
Psychological effects of CAKE
Addiction to CAKE
Influence of CAKE advertising
Binge baking
Second-hand icing

Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included

Hour Three

SHATNER'S BASSOON: MORAF OR MYTH?
Recommended for ages 0-dead

Physical Effects of CAKE on your Shatner's Bassoon
Psychological Effects of your Shatner's Bassoon on your Nimoy's Flute
Your Shatner's Bassoon and Time Perception
Time (Mis)perception and CAKE
Strategies for a healthy Shatner's Bassoon

Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included

If you plan on attending please study and memorize this brief introductory presentation.



A BORAF (Bassoon of the Royal Air Force) will be in attendance following each session to answer your questions and to provide free samples of crack, crank, smack, blaze, blow, meth, x, pinks, poppers, cheese, E's, tweezes, yaba, cactus, cartwheels, darks, jellies, leapers, ludes, mazzies, moggies, norries, eightballs, rocks, wash, window, ice, big chief, dolphins, drop, dynamite and other safe alternatives to CAKE.

You owe it to yourself to be informed. Remember, the CAKE you bake may be your own.
Please RSVP

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

No seminar on saying no to cake is complete without a "scared straight" talk. I am willing to make available individuals who have seen there lives destroyed by cake abuse as well as what to expect in the Big House if the Law catches you with cake. For a couple million game coins, I can even arrange to have the "Salad Tossing" creep from the HBO prison series...

Wigbomb wrote: Friends and fellow M.O.Ms, in light of a disturbing trend sweeping the former youth of our squad, I will be conducting a seminar live on the M.O.M thread, Tuesday evening at 7pm EST. I urge you all to attend.

Say No Thank You to CAKE: Preserving and Protecting Your Shatner's Bassoon

Hour One

CHOICES & CONSEQUENCES
Recommended for ages 24, 57, 62

Topics Covered:
Safe versus unsafe administration of over-the-counter and prescription CAKE
Short and long-term consequences of 4 gateway CAKEs: Bundt, Pound. Angel Food, Urinal
Influence of media on decision-baking
Baking healthy choices
Ways to say “no thank you” to CAKE

Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included

Hour Two

DECIDING ABOUT CAKE
Recommended for ages 30.5, 88, 89

Topics Covered:
Physical effects of CAKE
Psychological effects of CAKE
Addiction to CAKE
Influence of CAKE advertising
Binge baking
Second-hand icing

Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included

Hour Three

SHATNER'S BASSOON: MORAF OR MYTH?
Recommended for ages 0-dead

Physical Effects of CAKE on your Shatner's Bassoon
Psychological Effects of your Shatner's Bassoon on your Nimoy's Flute
Your Shatner's Bassoon and Time Perception
Time (Mis)perception and CAKE
Strategies for a healthy Shatner's Bassoon

Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included

If you plan on attending please study and memorize this brief introductory presentation.

A BORAF (Bassoon of the Royal Air Force) will be in attendance following each session to answer your questions and to provide free samples of crack, crank, smack, blaze, blow, meth, x, pinks, poppers, cheese, E's, tweezes, yaba, cactus, cartwheels, darks, jellies, leapers, ludes, mazzies, moggies, norries, eightballs, rocks, wash, window, ice, big chief, dolphins, drop, dynamite and other safe alternatives to CAKE.

You owe it to yourself to be informed. Remember, the CAKE you bake may be your own.
Please RSVP

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Ok, it's all true, I'm a crazed cake whore. Please help!

It may be worse than I suspected.

Press play on the diagnostic screen below. If you see a nightclub full of giant insects speaking Polish and getting sloshed, you're either cured or you're dead.



If you see Kapitan Bomba listed on the M.O.M roster as MORAF , you either need to watch the following in its entirety immediately...



...or you're dead.

Either way, them bugs is pretty cool. Yes them is.

--w--

Postscript: If this weren't all an obvious hallucination there would be MORAF banners coming for Kptn Bomba and Shatner's Bassoon, soon.

testing my banner

trying again

once more

Can I get some instructions for attaching a banner to Jet's profile. Here is what my link to my photobucket looks like.

s1173.photobucket.com/user/Chris_Summitt....jpg.html?sort=3&o=0

last try

TXLAWMAN wrote: Can I get some instructions for attaching a banner to Jet's profile. Here is what my link to my photobucket looks like.

s1173.photobucket.com/user/Chris_Summitt....jpg.html?sort=3&o=0

Take this link:
i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r584/Chris_...2345_zps07ba6e0b.jpg
Then you put [ img] infront and [ /img] after, but with no space inside the brackets or between the link and the brackets.
Then it should work.

tried Bell's suggestion. I don't think it worked

tried the full link and bingo. Thanks Bell. This log in officially belongs to jet12345!

Yours truly,
TX

First: Happy BDay MOM
You are really a great Squad. I don't know if I really would be here right now without MOM.
And congcratz to Shatners Bassoon and Kptn Bomba to MoRAF

Is Shatners Bassoon from Read Dead Redemtion?
When Helen saw the Screenshot of you in tank near the base she just thought nonsense why he should do that?
Then she started to read your post that you was few points away from MoRAF and she laughed really loud because she thought you wanted to reach the MoRAF while tank sp. She said if she could do it again she would do it exactly on this way. To get a shreenshot that shows: MissHell promoted to MoRAF while tank spawnkilling. As Falcon it would make an absolute epic Banner LOL

btw. HEY JET !



If this is your Banner then put this code into your sig and it should work.

Maybe the code is to long for this thread. Then just double click the code to select it complete. Then copy and paste to your sig.


And Sorry Bopes, Jenny posted thje wrong link. Actually she wanted to post this one
But it shows only shows Bopes current Banner so I think there is no need for.

Hey Wig I really love your Pin Up Banners. Can I send you some Pics from MssHell and you make one for me?

And I can't delete my own posts. I guess only a mod can do it. I sent War H. the codes to use his Banners without this Spam-crap but he doesn't want to understand what is wrong with his Banners. So I will ask zup for mod-power and then I'll clean my thread.
But I was able to make WH clear that our thread is disabled zone for him.

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Sorry to intrude on your thread, but I'm sure some of you have heard by now that I was escorted out of one of the seminars this morning, SHATNER'S BASSOON: MORAF OR MYTH?
I want to apologize for trying to sneak in as I did, I thought I was only hiding in the corner for a couple minutes but apparently I was there over an hour. You see, my name is Reckless and I'm a cake addict. My Shatner's Bassoon has been permanently damaged by cake use and I just wanted to contribute to the seminar, I didn't realize it was for M.O.M.'s only.
A cake addiction is no joke. I've spent 5 minutes on the toilet for an hour and a half, been intimate with my wife for a 2 minute hour, and played Dogfight for 20 minute afternoons.
I've lost my job, my family, my life. Though it seems like just this morning I had it all.

Just say no to cake, your Shatner's Bassoon is not a renewable resource.


EDIT: Would someone help me find my way back to my squad thread? I haven't been there in 3 months and can't remember the way....

The most sincere congratulations to my two squadron fellows Bassoon and Capt. Bomba to be become MORAF!
Welcome in the club mates, see you soon!
Frank.