Hi all *sniff*. I'd like to report *sniff* 3 bullies: Kapitan Nuclear Bomba, Sargeant York, and Jimboslice-o-me a.k.a Donkey Shortle for kick me in da face in a btc *sniff*.

JOIN BRIDE OF M.O.M, you bullies. Love this squad

So here I was playing this game....
Something keep bothering the bottom of my leg....
Thinking it was just my shoe rubbing funny, I did not pay it much mind.
Well after a few minutes of flicking at it and giving it a quick smack...
I turned on the lights to find out it was a big ass beetle!
Creepy little bastard is dead now....
(Thought my feet were stinky enough to keep everything away)

Auld wrote: Hi all *sniff*. I'd like to report *sniff* 3 bullies: Kapitan Nuclear Bomba, Sargeant York, and Jimboslice-o-me a.k.a Donkey Shortle for kick me in da face in a btc *sniff*.

JOIN BRIDE OF M.O.M, you bullies. Love this squad

What's a donkey shortle? Some kind of new trouser contraption with a hole cut out for my tail? Me thinks me should be liking this shortle. Might keep the shite off my back legs from every time I see one of your mugs cresting over the hill guns a blazing....

Flew my first game without my M.O.M banner flying proudly over my head. I know i can't see it but I still felt like I was naked as he!!. Thanks to jedimaster.... I found a brand new shinny one with my name on it. Not naked anymore , sorry ladies.


Dawn of the M.O.M

CRAZYWOLF

Hey kids, make a point of glancing periodically at the master-roster on Page 1 and post me a post if you aren't in the M.O.Mlette you requested.

In some cases where a M.O.M has indicated no preference I'll be holding you back to see how the distribution of labor shakes out.

Several aspects of this restructuring have been called to my attention as we've bulled ahead with it, chiefly by our Quality Control Manager, Flying Muck, (look for his initials on the little throwaway tag in your underwear packaging) who's been keeping me on track with the numbers breakdown. A couple key points:

Math. It blows. I estimate that we'll want approx. 32 members in each of the 6 divisions. Early requesters will get first-come first-served assignment, others will go where the numbers are softest. The great news; no one division is any less crazy-cool than any other. It's a can't-lose/can't-lose proposition! (weird, seemed like there was a more syllable count economical way to say that. Like I said, math blows.)

We have roughly 40 M.O.Ms on the inactive list. They'll be shifted into new divisions to preserve some balance of active/inactive in each and so the M.O.M tag doesn't need to be renamed Remainder Bin of M.O.M. The M.I.As are still fully vested M.O.Ms and will be rotated into the active roster the moment they jump back into the game or forum. Those I can access I'll kick from the database roster to free up more active, accessible names but no one is leaving M.O.M.

Not all five of the new divisions are fully up and operational yet. If you requested a preference you should see your name under that division's header on Page 1. When the division goes live you can submit your Join request. Until then you will still carry the M.O.M tag unless you've already quit, which is also fine. Expect a wait of no more than a day or two.

Don't hesitate to PM me or post questions and thoughts here, we're hammering the thing out as we go along, several major improvements have resulted from squad input.

Thank You, MOMsters!

--w--

Hello everyone
We are having some construction work done where I work, a consequence of this is that we do not currently have an active ATM.
Anyway here is a conversation I had with a customer earlier today, we shall call the customer 'idiot'.

IDIOT: the cash machine isn't working, the notice on it says the machine isn't working because it has no money, do you know why it isn't working?
ME: because its empty....it's been decommissioned.
IDIOT: do you do cash back, only the notice on the door says you don't do cash back.
ME: yes that's quite right....we don't do cash back, that's why there's a notice on the door saying we don't do cash back....it's to save people asking us if we do cash back....because we don't.
IDIOT: oh, right, do you know where the nearest cash machine is?
ME: yes, in the town centre there's lots of them.
IDIOT: will they be working, will they have money in them?
ME: yes I should think they will be working and have money in them.....unless they're empty.
IDIOT: thank you.
Idiot leaves, walking in the opposite direction I pointed him to.

Hello,
I should ignore this message, but nor this time.
I started game alone against four reds and when enemies
start to going down, giving me points super Mom coming...
Shoot me down and start to ruin my game... So what should I due? Go away to other server? Yes, many times I due this - but now I'm close to the next level... With help from other M. O. M. s
we win this pall-mall.
Kapitan (nuclear) Bomba (some times Idiot)

YEMX wrote: So here I was playing this game....
Something keep bothering the bottom of my leg....
Thinking it was just my shoe rubbing funny, I did not pay it much mind.
Well after a few minutes of flicking at it and giving it a quick smack...
I turned on the lights to find out it was a big ass beetle!
Creepy little bastard is dead now....
(Thought my feet were stinky enough to keep everything away)

Is this you?

Andrew, Mr. Of 7, "Squad" to your friends, now MICHAEL KANE...welcome to the celestial corridors of MORAFdom, mate.

I want to draw attention not only to your Level 31 achievement but to the moving gesture of your paying name tribute to a fallen M.O.M you never had the chance to meet. You would have liked Mike, and he you.

Well done all around, Mr. H.

--w--

Awesome game with .ktheo earlier!!An hour and a half of killing each other!!Well played K!!

Wigbomb wrote: Andrew, Mr. Of 7, "Squad" to your friends, now MICHAEL KANE...welcome to the celestial corridors of MORAFdom, mate.

I want to draw attention not only to your Level 31 achievement but to the moving gesture of your paying name tribute to a fallen M.O.M you never had the chance to meet. You would have liked Mike, and he you.

Well done all around, Mr. H.

--w--

Love the banner-can't wait for one myself!!Good job Rick.

Hey, now I am the number 1 of my squad!! LOL

YEMX wrote: So here I was playing this game....
Something keep bothering the bottom of my leg....
Thinking it was just my shoe rubbing funny, I did not pay it much mind.
Well after a few minutes of flicking at it and giving it a quick smack...
I turned on the lights to find out it was a big ass beetle!
Creepy little bastard is dead now....
(Thought my feet were stinky enough to keep everything away)

I found a big Beatle a little while back..... Was this it?

Rudolf Rednose wrote:
Something I came across while looking for the typical firing distance while dogfighting on Youtube.

There is some information about shooting distances.


For impatient... go to 16:54


Edit. Shortcut didn't work.

onsekone wrote:

Rudolf Rednose wrote:
Something I came across while looking for the typical firing distance while dogfighting on Youtube.

There is some information about shooting distances.

For impatient... go to 16:54

Edit. Shortcut didn't work.

Thanks Onsekone,

Thought that this well known fact, turned into game dynamics, would really help the game, if all guns have realistic range and accuracy.
Maybe combined with losing the enemy indicator arrows stategy and dogfight tactics would make for a nice high rankers game.

Can I be in it?

Planet of the M.O.Ms is now up and running. Let Rick know if you're interested in joining the Chief Chump Chimp Champs and he'll distribute you accordingly. Free banana cakes for the first 10 members. After that it'll cost ya DF coin. These new upgrades are friggin' expensive.

Yorkie, you chimped up already. Just search M.O.M on the squadron list and select the appropriate squadlet. Hit join. Heads up for apple users, you may have a little trouble.... As usual. We're behind on updates. If that's the case. Don't quit M.O.M yet. We'll work out a way for you to join and Wig can still list you in the correct squadlet.

bellsaj wrote: Ohhh, no Hasselhof?
I thought he deserved one. (for messing up my k/d rate )
I tried to jump side in the end but I guess you guys ended it before I could find my way back to help Mr Zandor

Edit:
It was realy fun to be in that game. Thank you guys it made my day.

Sorry for not jumping into these posts earlier. That was probably my last game prior to my recent vacation. Thanks for trying to switch Bell. I spawned into that game and all I see are MOMs coming over the ridge. Never good.

I can also do without the Hasselhoff banner...thank you very much!

Man, gone for a few days and MOM throws out new sub-squads. Not liking this...may have to switch to Misfits (whoops)...OK, Enigma (dang)...Alright, I'm back.

I see some Texans in MOMzilla so send me there. I know location doesn't matter but Texans stick together. Right Big Tex? Make the MOMzilla call, too! Let's make Rick Perry proud of us.

......and I even propose a theme song!

So I got impatient and jumped into Dawn of the M.O.M. in honor of season 5 of the Walking Dead fast approaching. You say zombie apocalypse, I say bring it.

TXLAWMAN wrote: So I got impatient and jumped into Dawn of the M.O.M. in honor of season 5 of the Walking Dead fast approaching. You say zombie apocalypse, I say bring it.

I haven't done a good job keeping up with the show since season one. I played the game religiously, and the final episode of season two releases later this month. I would advise playing it. It is a truly brilliant experience.

TXLAWMAN wrote: So I got impatient and jumped into Dawn of the M.O.M. in honor of season 5 of the Walking Dead fast approaching. You say zombie apocalypse, I say bring it.

Excellent choice, TX!

Not only are we tough on red stains, but we're gentle on the hands, too! ... wait, that would be Palmolive of the M.O.M, wouldn't it?

Ok then, let's take that from the top ...

Dawn OTM, not only do we eliminate red grease, we leave dishes sparkling clean!

Wait... This just in... It's about zombies, bopes ... zombies.

Oh! Zombies! I get it . Heh heh . Ahem, let's just try that again....

Dawn OTM, not only do we eliminate red zombies, and their tough stains, but we leave their dishes sparkling clean!

Wait that still doesnt sound quite right ...

Lo....Bopes, you make me wonder if I joined the right sub squad. I have no problem killing red zombies and smearing up the red stain...But I absolutely in no way am I'm doing dishes.

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Lo....Bopes, you make me wonder if I joined the right sub squad. I have no problem killing red zombies and smearing up the red stain...But I absolutely in no way am I'm doing dishes.

Bear with me CW, we'll get this sorted ....

How about...

Dawn OTM, tough on zombies, whose sparklingly clean dishes along with their skulls will also be exploded by our awesome marksmanship ....

Wait, this just in ... Lose the dish soap metaphors bopes, lose them! !

Ok give me a sec to cleanse my brain here...

A broken dish requires no cleaning. Thus, I will spray and pray and kill it all!

bopes wrote:

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Lo....Bopes, you make me wonder if I joined the right sub squad. I have no problem killing red zombies and smearing up the red stain...But I absolutely in no way am I'm doing dishes.

Bear with me CW, we'll get this sorted ....

How about...

Dawn OTM, tough on zombies, whose sparklingly clean dishes along with their skulls will also be exploded by our awesome marksmanship ....

Wait, this just in ... Lose the dish soap metaphors bopes, lose them! !

Ok give me a sec to cleanse my brain here...

Sorry I am late to the goings on here, haven't frequented the boards as of late. Hope all is well with all.

If you are still taking squadlette suggestions I would like to be in

"So is your M.O.M."

Hello everyone. Hope your week has started well. It is always a pleasure to look at this screen knowing other M.O.Ms are going to be looking back at me. I think once you are a M.O.M only other M.O.Ms can understand you and know what you are going through. So to all of my fellow M.O.Ms thank you for being you. M.O.Ms never get the recognition they should and they recognition they do get its always complaining.

On a side note, if I can throw a suggestion against the wall and see if it sticks, is there any support, desire, or need for a group of ***Military M.O.Ms*** or are the groups set?

Semper Fidelis

onsekone wrote:

YEMX wrote: So here I was playing this game....
Something keep bothering the bottom of my leg....
Thinking it was just my shoe rubbing funny, I did not pay it much mind.
Well after a few minutes of flicking at it and giving it a quick smack...
I turned on the lights to find out it was a big ass beetle!
Creepy little bastard is dead now....
(Thought my feet were stinky enough to keep everything away)

Is this you?

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

(When I am not having one of my ADHD moments....... )

0311USMC8152 wrote: Hello everyone. Hope your week has started well. It is always a pleasure to look at this screen knowing other M.O.Ms are going to be looking back at me. I think once you are a M.O.M only other M.O.Ms can understand you and know what you are going through. So to all of my fellow M.O.Ms thank you for being you. M.O.Ms never get the recognition they should and they recognition they do get its always complaining.

On a side note, if I can throw a suggestion against the wall and see if it sticks, is there any support, desire, or need for a group of ***Military M.O.Ms*** or are the groups set?

Semper Fidelis

Nate, the squad subdivisions have no real impact on anything in the M.O.Miverse aside from which in-game tag you sport and what kinda fun you have with the name here on the thread. M.O.M is still teeming with Texans, New Jerseyites, Brits, Californians, Eastern Europeans, with military vets, with lefty poets (teeming can mean "one or more", FYI) ... all of us still in one big melting pot of a M.O.M albeit with differing variations on the tag. We may find it advisable to add one or two more subs to the range but all of 'em are equally M.O.M.

Wigbomb wrote: ... all of 'em are equally M.O.M.

All for M.O.M. and M.O.M. for all!