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Wigbomb wrote: Friends and fellow M.O.Ms, in light of a disturbing trend sweeping the former youth of our squad, I will be conducting a seminar live on the M.O.M thread, Tuesday evening at 7pm EST. I urge you all to attend.
Say No Thank You to CAKE: Preserving and Protecting Your Shatner's Bassoon
Hour One
CHOICES & CONSEQUENCES
Recommended for ages 24, 57, 62
Topics Covered:
Safe versus unsafe administration of over-the-counter and prescription CAKE
Short and long-term consequences of 4 gateway CAKEs: Bundt, Pound. Angel Food, Urinal
Influence of media on decision-baking
Baking healthy choices
Ways to say “no thank you” to CAKE
Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included
Hour Two
DECIDING ABOUT CAKE
Recommended for ages 30.5, 88, 89
Topics Covered:
Physical effects of CAKE
Psychological effects of CAKE
Addiction to CAKE
Influence of CAKE advertising
Binge baking
Second-hand icing
Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included
Hour Three
SHATNER'S BASSOON: MORAF OR MYTH?
Recommended for ages 0-dead
Physical Effects of CAKE on your Shatner's Bassoon
Psychological Effects of your Shatner's Bassoon on your Nimoy's Flute
Your Shatner's Bassoon and Time Perception
Time (Mis)perception and CAKE
Strategies for a healthy Shatner's Bassoon
Student assignments included
Classroom activity lesson plans included
If you plan on attending please study and memorize this brief introductory presentation.
A BORAF (Bassoon of the Royal Air Force) will be in attendance following each session to answer your questions and to provide free samples of crack, crank, smack, blaze, blow, meth, x, pinks, poppers, cheese, E's, tweezes, yaba, cactus, cartwheels, darks, jellies, leapers, ludes, mazzies, moggies, norries, eightballs, rocks, wash, window, ice, big chief, dolphins, drop, dynamite and other safe alternatives to CAKE.
You owe it to yourself to be informed. Remember, the CAKE you bake may be your own.
Please RSVP
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you forgot black tar heroin and bath salts (people eat faces on this stuff, better that than cake though)
The following user(s) said Thank You: Wigbomb, YEMX
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