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Davy Crockett wrote: I took the following posts from the MISFIT thread. If you look closely you will see DOWN WITH MOM.

I THINK THIS IS WAR AND I TOLD THEM SO. OF COURSE THEY COULD ALL APOLOGIZE, CLEAN OUR ZEBRA AIRPLANES AND BAKE US CAKES AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE WE CAN FORGIVE THEM.

I thought every one was down with MOM.........er...maybe it was MILF. Either way, still a good thing.

Since this came up again on world chat today. Here are my views on subject. Revised a bit. Mine and mine only. Feel free to use, modify, disregard, or ignore as you see fit.

I will spawnkill you if,

1. I am bombing
2. You accuse me of spawnkilling
3. If you spawnkill me, attempt to spawnkill me, or have in the past.
4. We are in a zep game and I am protecting.
5. If you are crying
6. If you are a windows phantom
7. If you are talking or have been talking shit to me.

I will camp on you if, (letting you get some air not sking)

1. I don't like you
2. If you are dropping your bomb and we are dogfighting instead of bombing.
3. If my team mates are coming in to bomb.
4. To stay alive and get away
5. If you have a team mate that is dropping his/her bomb.
6. If you are camping or have camped on me before.

I will never camp or SK another MOM. I will quit a game if my team mates are doing it to a squad member. This rule doesn't only apply to MOMs. There are plenty of players I will use this rule with. Usually I quit to change sides but sometimes can't make it back. These aren't squad rules just MäX rules.

I will camp on you (Not you Max..) if I know you will cry about it. On a bad day...

I just remembered how trance tsunamies were sweeping over Europe in '90s. Had to come to google something now when kids are sleeping.

This wasn't what I was looking for but I'm happy I used 3:27 of my life to listen.

Blue Max Young wrote: Since this came up again on world chat today. Here are my views on subject. Revised a bit. Mine and mine only. Feel free to use, modify, disregard, or ignore as you see fit.

I will spawnkill you if,

1. I am bombing
2. You accuse me of spawnkilling
3. If you spawnkill me, attempt to spawnkill me, or have in the past.
4. We are in a zep game and I am protecting.
5. If you are crying
6. If you are a windows phantom
7. If you are talking or have been talking shit to me.

I will camp on you if, (letting you get some air not sking)

1. I don't like you
2. If you are dropping your bomb and we are dogfighting instead of bombing.
3. If my team mates are coming in to bomb.
4. To stay alive and get away
5. If you have a team mate that is dropping his/her bomb.
6. If you are camping or have camped on me before.

I will never camp or SK another MOM. I will quit a game if my team mates are doing it to a squad member. This rule doesn't only apply to MOMs. There are plenty of players I will use this rule with. Usually I quit to change sides but sometimes can't make it back. These aren't squad rules just MäX rules.

DAVY SAYS, good post MAX, over the last few days I was accused of spawnkilling, maybe that is what you saw on chat was about me.

Anyhow I was on a bombing run, i never took my finger off the fire button, sometimes they were barely moving when they were shot down, after bombing i either went home or got shot trying to go home.

DUHHHHH IM ON A BOMBING RUN, I SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES IN FRONT OF ME, I WILL EVEN SHOOT GRANDMA IF I SEE HER ON THE RUNWAY, and I will not feel guilty.

If I spawn and see a few hundred red coming for me i expect them to keep me down.

Being called a spawn killer gets old sometimes.

Blue Max Young wrote: Since this came up again on world chat today. Here are my views on subject. Revised a bit. Mine and mine only. Feel free to use, modify, disregard, or ignore as you see fit.

I will spawnkill you if,

1. I am bombing
2. You accuse me of spawnkilling
3. If you spawnkill me, attempt to spawnkill me, or have in the past.
4. We are in a zep game and I am protecting.
5. If you are crying
6. If you are a windows phantom
7. If you are talking or have been talking shit to me.

I will camp on you if, (letting you get some air not sking)

1. I don't like you
2. If you are dropping your bomb and we are dogfighting instead of bombing.
3. If my team mates are coming in to bomb.
4. To stay alive and get away
5. If you have a team mate that is dropping his/her bomb.
6. If you are camping or have camped on me before.

I will never camp or SK another MOM. I will quit a game if my team mates are doing it to a squad member. This rule doesn't only apply to MOMs. There are plenty of players I will use this rule with. Usually I quit to change sides but sometimes can't make it back. These aren't squad rules just MäX rules.

If Max was a cat, he would be like this.

Haven't been on forum in long time. The new banners are very cool wig wish I knew how to get one

Hi wig,
Hopefully I've got it right this time!
Thanks again, much appreciated

I think its superb.

B Strachan wrote: Haven't been on forum in long time. The new banners are very cool wig wish I knew how to get one

Kiss the WIGMEISTER' S behind.....Just like the old days....

Hope your shoulder is better. Missed you, guy.

CLAY, CRAZYWOLF, YMEX, SKUNKOIL, AND THE REST. I LOST CONNECTION, GOOD GAME TO. BUMMER

IT WAS NICE TO SEE PAUL (FLY) EARLIER TO.

Good game Davy ,we won just a minute after you lost connection.

B Strachan wrote: Haven't been on forum in long time. The new banners are very cool wig wish I knew how to get one

Great to see you back on the thread, Brian! Your new banner would've been first off the assembly line in my head if I'd known you were around. I thought you were having forum access trouble, I hope this means the problem either was in my mind or has been fixed.

Any preferences on a new banner theme? Your "Alien" slogan model was the very first banner I designed back on day one of M.O.M. In the case of copy I think is still strong I'm keeping the text and designing new graphics...Gizmo's is a good example. I'd hate to ditch his banner copy purely for the sake of something new. I'm still kinda partial to the text on your banner, too. And graphics to match would be fun. Alien, or the "MOMunist party" (still my favorite "job title" of the bunch) ... let me know what you think or just turn me loose.

Once it's finished if you want me to install the banner just PM me your forum ID/password, I'll get it set up.

--w--

Some days are easier than others to pick out the MOM in the croud.

Told you fart are funny!
But you be the judge.

Camera Cachee : Il pète sur les filles à la plage

Frank Baracca wrote: With this post I want to publicly apologize to Blobularz to hit him during a dogfight match.
Forgive me, I will not ever again.
I'm sorry again,
Bye.

p. s. forgive me I do not speak English and frequently do not understand what is said to me during the game, and maybe the misunderstandings can arise.

DUDE!! No worries . Ur doin great as a MOM

Brian

That video nearly killed me. At first I was pleased to see that I was not the only old guy incapable of controlling his flatulence around young, pretty, bikini clad women. I was devastated that he was using a prop for the noise. I feel so alone now...

Capturing enemy carrier with Jans, Reds skid addled!

TX LAWMAN wrote: Brian

That video nearly killed me. At first I was pleased to see that I was not the only old guy incapable of controlling his flatulence around young, pretty, bikini clad women. I was devastated that he was using a prop for the noise. I feel so alone now...

Yah I have watched that video a few times now, and I still get light headed from laughing so hard. The look's of " Ohh no he didn't just do that" are priceless! It cracks me up how people can be so uptight about a little rip, well until they are the one's that drop one, that sounds like it was shot thru a concert sized Sub-Woffer! "Hehehe ooooopppppsyyy was that lil old me?"

Dammiitttt Yemmmmxxxx, open up a window

Hello MOMs,
I've been rather quiet lately...partly cos I haven't had time to browse the forum (I rather fly n shoot if I have time) and partly cos I've had nothing MOMworthy to contribute....
Anyway, since it's ailment time, I thought I'd tell you that I'm going into hospital next Wednesday afternoon to have my achillles fixed first thing tomorrow morning....it's nothing serious (had the other one done last year)...mis-spent youth = micro lesions on the tendon = build up of scar tissue.,.the man goes in and scrapes the crap off and I'm at home for a month with reduced mobility.....possibly 5 weeks this time cos it's the right foot... Anyway, normally it would impair my use of the rudder pedals but thankfully we don't have them.....so I will be up at any time for the next month

Here you go rick. In answer to your pm. Of cource my favorite nhl team is the canuckal heads. But my favorite team is the ice hogs. My rec team. Stole the name from Rockford New York icehogs. Ahl nostalgia. Could not send images via pm so figured I would do it here.

Hansone, Davy, Gizmo: I tried 6 times to get back Hansone but no good. When I get a battery warning it always disconnects me!
Hope you carried on bullying Davy and Giz was a great fun game sorry I missed the end
Thanks again all, a great MOM display.

Davy ended up alone but was still massacring us until we finally overwhelmed him.
With this new Apple update I can't quit a game to try and switch sides. If I quit and try to rejoin a server, the screen just sits there at Logging in, until it finally errors. I have to reboot my ipad before I can get signed back in. Anyone else experiencing this?
I tried uninstall/reinstall but no joy.

Thank you MC and HANSOME. It was a great game, several MOMS. Fun to play with you all. All very tough players.

hansone wrote: Davy ended up alone but was still massacring us until we finally overwhelmed him.
With this new Apple update I can't quit a game to try and switch sides. If I quit and try to rejoin a server, the screen just sits there at Logging in, until it finally errors. I have to reboot my ipad before I can get signed back in. Anyone else experiencing this?
I tried uninstall/reinstall but no joy.

Hans,

From your other posts I think I remember you having and older ipad. This should still work. I get that sometimes too. Anyway, just reboot the app. Close the app. Double click the home button on the front. When your banner doohickey shows up on the bottom. Hold your finger on the DF icon til it wiggles. Then hit the little "x". It will reboot the app. Open the app normally and it should clear the logging in lock up.

If you have iOS 7 jus double click and swipe the mini window ofthe DF app to the top. Does the same thing.

It's still a pain the ass, but better than rebooting the whole pad. Hope it helps.

I have the same problem on my phone and thats an android device, and to top it of, the samsung quit-bug got worse with this update.
The .39 worked much better then this .40.
The grafic on the little map is a disaster too.

ParrotHead wrote:

hansone wrote: Davy ended up alone but was still massacring us until we finally overwhelmed him.
With this new Apple update I can't quit a game to try and switch sides. If I quit and try to rejoin a server, the screen just sits there at Logging in, until it finally errors. I have to reboot my ipad before I can get signed back in. Anyone else experiencing this?
I tried uninstall/reinstall but no joy.

Hans,

From your other posts I think I remember you having and older ipad. This should still work. I get that sometimes too. Anyway, just reboot the app. Close the app. Double click the home button on the front. When your banner doohickey shows up on the bottom. Hold your finger on the DF icon til it wiggles. Then hit the little "x". It will reboot the app. Open the app normally and it should clear the logging in lock up.

If you have iOS 7 jus double click and swipe the mini window ofthe DF app to the top. Does the same thing.

It's still a pain the ass, but better than rebooting the whole pad. Hope it helps.

Thanks PH .. iPad4 actually. In the past I might have the login issue happen once in a while, but with the latest update it is every time. Dang frustrating.
Maybe it's an issue for me in that I don't have it remembering my password.
Anyhoo .. you're right, rebooting the app is better than rebooting the whole pad.

Hi M.O.M.rades!

I did the latest update and I dould get into the cockpit, but my iPad1 kept crashing, so after I tweaked it a bit I was finally able to fly with Hansone and we won a game -- for M.O.M. And apple pie!

My iPad is running really slow so I fly like a member of T.U.R.D. Squadron... Looking forward to updating my hardware.

I put in a request to get on the M.O.M. Roster so I can fly under The Banner.

Help me out, team!

To one of the best pilots I know!! Max this is a new plane for you!! It has no engine but it does have wings!! We can put a tail for pitch and yaw!! PLEASE DONT FLY THIS IN THE RAIN, IF IT GETS WET IT WILL SWELL AND GET HEAVY AND FALL OUT OF THE SKY! You can use it as a glider if need to, it will be very stealthy, no one will here you coming!!! The best part is comes comes from the factory already BLUE!!! ENJOY YOUR NEW TOY!!!