PH
I am sooo with you. I have to take my glasses off to play...wouldn't even bother to switch on with contacts. It's got so bad I have to take my glasses off at work to read the screen. Trouble is I then can't recognise the people coming into my office. They say the other senses compensate but I reckon some of the guys in the office are saving water..... Either way, I think I'm too young for bi-focals...same as I think I'm not old enough for golf

May bring back the song pick of the week/weekend.

Here's one for you PH. Johnny Cash/Nine Inch Nails. I thought he did it some justice. Not traditional Johnny but still good.


The video with it is a little sad as you listen to the words.

If you guys hasn't looked at page 1 in a while, I suggest you do so.
A bit scary with all the MORAF written in blood if you ask me.

This one goes out to my friend Jesus. You make a great burrito my friend. Muchas gracias my Hispanic savior.

Ok, I let G-Rider's comment go, but now with Max's post I gotta confess. Maybe y'all can have a laugh at my "expense". I made my Johnny Cash reference while exceptionally tired. I'm now laughing at my own dumbass. I actually meant Johnny Paycheck... Pay check... Cash... Close enough.

You sure you didnt mean Money?

In case anyone's wondering, there's a new banner policy in MOMtown.

Because I have nothing better to do with my life - and, really, what could possibly be better? - I've undertaken to provide new, custom, personalized banner designs for all M.O.M MORAFs and Star Chamberers. Paul's "Magic" banner is the prototype; still the signature M.O.M banner vibe, roughly the same layout, the all important snotty/snarky/sideways/too-smart text...but with a more personal twist. For reference see MaX's new banner and those of Parrothead and Bopes.

If you qualify and have some thoughts on what theme or visual cues you'd like incorporated into your banner, drop me a note. If you don't qualify, here's that incentive you've been waiting for...get to Level 31 post haste! And if you don't have any specific requests, sit back and relax, I have more than enough stupid ideas to go around this entire squad twice without the time-lobe in my brain (known in neurological terms as the Shatner's Bassoon) breaking a sweat. Parrot said "Pirate!", Bopes said, "Pope!", that's all the steering required. Or none, as you choose.

Giddyup and jump on the M.O.M bannerwagon, buckaroos!

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Good morning MOMS, I took a look at page one and I took a look at the picture of our founder, WOW HE WOULD MAKE A BEAUTIFUL HAT.

Haven't had time to post much, been busy and today I have to drive to Johnson city TN, for a VA doctor appointment. It's a little over 100 miles away. Long drive.

Take care MOMS, see ya tonight.

Est pulchrum, gratias Mr Caliendrum! Divinae providentiae inluminabit tibi semper.

Avast mateys! Arggghhhh

Shiver me timbers and hoist the mainsail. Hold fast as that scallywag Wigbeard pilages his own noggin' for more buried treasure.

Great work Rick! Thanks again.

Guys,
since you like art, i posted the image of the Sistine Chapel in Vatican City, from where it is taken the painting of the Creation of Michelangelo (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel).

Nice work on the banners Rick. I like where you put the MOM emblem in the hand. I think they are all well done.

Thanks again. I think we all appreciate the work you put in here. When do we get to see the 2014 wigobanner?

balls meum prurit et collyridam volo aliqua.

Wow just checked out page 1. We are going to need a bigger stable for all of our zebras. Impressive to say the least. Banners look awsome rick. Thanks for going that extra mile. We appreciate all the hard work you do for us.

Hey MOMS
JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO SAY HI TO MY NEW NUTS!!!! And to my SPECIAL FRIEND BLUE MAXI PAD FOR WHEN MY NUTS GET SHWEATY....LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!

Just got new update on apple played a couple of games everything seems ok,
Better radar,graphics are good watch out for the trees you can crash into them now.

What a great day, Gents, I just received the new update and was able to join M.O.M in the game! I feel so official now! Also feeling old and mean!
TM

Hi MOMS, it was great to see you all in the jolly Rodger relaxing.

DC, those guys are too young and healthy for MOMdom...

Butt (that's a joke folks) it sorta reminds me of waiting for a beer and a pork tenderloin at the Knights of Columbus...

Hay wig I'm new and thank you again can I recruit other players to join us? If yes what are the quality of the other players to invite. Thanks
and very proud to fly tag. Mad===Dog

Mad===Dog wrote: Hay wig I'm new and thank you again can I recruit other players to join us? If yes what are the quality of the other players to invite. Thanks
and very proud to fly tag. Mad===Dog

Hi Mad===Dog, if you feel someone is worthy of the MOM tag, direct them to page one and follow the instructions.

Davy Crockett wrote: Hi MOMS, it was great to see you all in the jolly Rodger relaxing.

I wore pink, to help support the boob's!!!

Plus I look damn good in them!

Brian, I thought I recognized you!

Heads up boys! I invited Heavy Aviator to stop by a few minutes ago and got a quick second and third endorsement from Big Tex and YEMX. He's been around a bit and has ways been part of making good games great for me. He's a M.O.M and just doesn't know it yet. If he stops by, give him a big welcome. If you see him in game, push him this way.

Sorry ph my tablet froze up in that game but it seems you was going to do just fine thats one angry bird..however they had it coming lol

Dont worry, it all goes away when they hand you a plate of INFINITY!

Braddahz, and seestaZ of DOGFIGHT, some excellent examplings of our world, humanity, and the air we breath/produce. Lets..... be mindful!!

G'day guys!
Nice to be home
Wow! Wigs love the extra mile you've put into the place, page 1 and the New banners WOW!
Anywayz! I've got an anouncment
If your wondering?
I've got gallstones.....Yup! Ones u can make into jewlery for your beloved Wife ( let me know, limited stock, must place an order )ps. don't let your wife know where they came from NONE REFUNDABLE.
The thing is..... I've opted for nateural exraction intsead of keyhole surgery where they cut out your gallbladder.
So it's D day for me.
If i come out alive i'll tell u all about it and if i don't, i wont tell you at all. Lol
Honestly if it works which i sure hope it does, i'll be ridden of these darn stones and you'll get some jewlery. Sounds like a win, win situation
This is what i must do to get them out ...let your imagination go wild.
Davy! Your a great mate i'll save u one. Gonna look great around your neck

[M] bhfoust wrote: Sorry ph my tablet froze up in that game but it seems you was going to do just fine thats one angry bird..however they had it coming lol

Thanks B! It was a great game. I got a little miffed at the stunt the one guy pulled. Screwed me for being a nice guy, but I'm passed it now. I got the last hangar as the same guy was trying to sneak around. Even with the anger management issue I was dealing with, it was a blast.

Yak,
Be sure to keep us posted, bud. Sending out the positive vibes.

Good luck Yak.
They removed my gallbladder a year ago. Mine they took out without open surgery.
I felt like a balloon for a week due to the gas they pumped into my stomach.
But the pain after surgery was like a fart in space compared to the gallstone attacks.

Ohh, one more thing.
Woman complain about giving birth, but they don't know how it feels when a man catches a bad cold.