bellsaj wrote: Crap, crap, CRAP,CRAP!
This really sucks.
We are stranded 700km from home.
The car died on us. It started to sound funny then it just died on the highway.
It's oil spray around the engine and dripped under but the oilstick sas it's full. The tow truck has taken the car to Subaru so we'll hopefully get a verdict to morrow.

700km is like 2 miles, right?

Just walk it.

See...some of us MOMs can do math!

Zandor, that's a frigging riot!

Good games with a load if MOMs tonight. Always makes it better. Had some successful switches to help outnumbered MOMers and that's a bonus!

Now for the excuses... If I'm playing subpar, you have my apologies. BUT, I really do have an excuse. I broke my glasses last weekend and I've switched back to contacts. Unfortunately, I've reached that stage in life where I need a little help seeing things close up. The next eye exam is gonna result in bifocals I'm afraid. I don't normally wear the glasses when I fly because I can't read with em on. Now, with the contacts, I can't just pop em on top of my head. I'm sure I look even more ridiculous playing this game with the iPad held at full arms' length, just trying to focus. Living up to the "O" in M.O.M!

ZandorHawke wrote:

bellsaj wrote: Crap, crap, CRAP,CRAP!
This really sucks.
We are stranded 700km from home.
The car died on us. It started to sound funny then it just died on the highway.
It's oil spray around the engine and dripped under but the oilstick sas it's full. The tow truck has taken the car to Subaru so we'll hopefully get a verdict to morrow.

700km is like 2 miles, right?

Just walk it.

See...some of us MOMs can do math!

Ohh wouldn't it be nice if you were right.
Unfortunately you have to take that 2 miles and walk it about 219 times.

A question... Is the owner of this squad a german guy?

ParrotHead wrote: Zandor, that's a frigging riot!

Good games with a load if MOMs tonight. Always makes it better. Had some successful switches to help outnumbered MOMers and that's a bonus!

Now for the excuses... If I'm playing subpar, you have my apologies. BUT, I really do have an excuse. I broke my glasses last weekend and I've switched back to contacts. Unfortunately, I've reached that stage in life where I need a little help seeing things close up. The next eye exam is gonna result in bifocals I'm afraid. I don't normally wear the glasses when I fly because I can't read with em on. Now, with the contacts, I can't just pop em on top of my head. I'm sure I look even more ridiculous playing this game with the iPad held at full arms' length, just trying to focus. Living up to the "O" in M.O.M!

LMAO... This game is the reason I got bifocals 2 years ago... Now I can't live without em.... Didn't realise how good looking Mrs Dent was till 2 years ago....

TINKER,
You can use my bike. I can't use it for a few more weeks.
STINKERBELL can ride in the basket and GIGGLE you all the way home.
Next time buy American. (Or at least a Volvo)
Much MAGIC to the family,
Paul

I would love to take a ride on the bike of yours.

GuenapigMP40 wrote: A question... Is the owner of this squad a german guy?

He's from the Outer Hebrides, he's a Puffin tamer by way of occupation, apparently he trains them to hunt for Haggis.

Flyingmuck wrote:

GuenapigMP40 wrote: A question... Is the owner of this squad a german guy?

He's from the Outer Hebrides, he's a Puffin tamer by way of occupation, apparently he trains them to hunt for Haggis.

Do you know about Mr. wig bomb? If you do you must know the rules....

The first rule of mom is you do not talk about mom..
The second rule of mom is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOM
Rule 3 if someone says "stop" goes limp, or taps out the fight continues
Rule four as many moms to a fight as possible
Rule 5 only one fight at a time
Rule 6 the fight will go on till the opposition rage quits
Rule 7 if this is your first Tim visiting mom you MUST fight

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

GuenapigMP40 wrote: A question... Is the owner of this squad a german guy?

He's from the Outer Hebrides, he's a Puffin tamer by way of occupation, apparently he trains them to hunt for Haggis.

Do you know about Mr. wig bomb? If you do you must know the rules....

The first rule of mom is you do not talk about mom..
The second rule of mom is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOM
Rule 3 if someone says "stop" goes limp, or taps out the fight continues
Rule four as many moms to a fight as possible
Rule 5 only one fight at a time
Rule 6 the fight will go on till the opposition rage quits
Rule 7 if this is your first Tim visiting mom you MUST fight

FIRST OFF!

WIG'S WHEREABOUTS ARE TOP-SECRET! (He dresses fancy!) Think N.Y. or Key West.

ACTUAL RULES! From page one:

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of horrible death, or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Counting to 7 was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing.

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay. As our many fine British M.O.Ms would say, half of f*ckall adds up fast. Keep it in mind when your crack dealer comes around to collect. You were warned about slacking off.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows: Fly at least a little above the ground. Shoot the red guys. Bomb stuff. Have some cake.

...so...following rules 2 & 3......DO IT CONVINCINGLY!



...did you find the SECOND OFF?

Honey I'm home!

Wig,

You sneaky soandso! I now have to check own infamous Page 1 on a regular basis. Nice touch with MORAFness status. Friggin' impressive, really...

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

GuenapigMP40 wrote: A question... Is the owner of this squad a german guy?

He's from the Outer Hebrides, he's a Puffin tamer by way of occupation, apparently he trains them to hunt for Haggis.

Do you know about Mr. wig bomb? If you do you must know the rules....

The first rule of mom is you do not talk about mom..
The second rule of mom is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOM
Rule 3 if someone says "stop" goes limp, or taps out the fight continues
Rule four as many moms to a fight as possible
Rule 5 only one fight at a time
Rule 6 the fight will go on till the opposition rage quits
Rule 7 if this is your first Tim visiting mom you MUST fight

FIRST OFF!

WIG'S WHEREABOUTS ARE TOP-SECRET! (He dresses fancy!) Think N.Y. or Key West.

ACTUAL RULES! From page one:

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of horrible death, or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Counting to 7 was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing.

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay. As our many fine British M.O.Ms would say, half of f*ckall adds up fast. Keep it in mind when your crack dealer comes around to collect. You were warned about slacking off.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows: Fly at least a little above the ground. Shoot the red guys. Bomb stuff. Have some cake.

...so...following rules 2 & 3......DO IT CONVINCINGLY!



...did you find the SECOND OFF?

Ummmm guys i have a big problem here! Not one of you ever said thank you to me after i shoot yo..,.,... umm you shoot me down! Where is the freaking complaint box at? Ya'lls became very inconsiderate and very unpolite after shooting me down! damn it i want my thank yous! Ugh!

Thank you for your alls time.
GreyGhost

"THE BIG WIG OF..." Hmm...I can't put my finger on it, but that's ringing a faint bell. Now where have I seen it before?

What is it they say is the sincerest form of flattery? Plagiarism? Copyright infringement? Lack of original thought?

Forgive my naivete, we don't get a lot of intellectual property theft in Manhattan's German Outer Hebrides...

(Seriously, Ghost, thanks for the homage, I actually am flattered. Who doesn't love a little free publicity from a fan?)

The other day, looking at the standings, I realized that our pilot M.O.M BStrachan has exceeded 100,000 killings!!

Congratulations Brian!

. Wigbomb wrote: "THE BIG WIG OF..." Hmm...I can't put my finger on it, but that's ringing a faint bell. Now where have I seen it before?

What is it they say is the sincerest form of flattery? Plagiarism? Copyright infringement? Lack of original thought?

Forgive my naivete, we don't get a lot of intellectual property theft in Manhattan's German Outer Hebrides...

(Seriously, Ghost, thanks for the homage, I actually am flattered. Who doesn't love a little free publicity from a fan?)

Its always nice to be appreciated! i was hoping youd like it! Any time wig!

Now about those thank yous? Id say you all owe me about 3000 thank yous! Lol

Have a good day guys!

Burnt out tonight. Rough one at work today. 12 hours of nothing going right and a slight freak out on a truck driver with wide lips and diarrhea mouth.

I think I may need some help with "political correctness"

My patients is worn to a fine thread that a silk worm would be proud of.

My last nerve has been stomped out. Some one was break dancing on it.

May get in a game or 2 tomorrow. Hope to see a few of you then.

Randy,

It's in the air. Complete crap day at work here too. The best part was discovering the cleverly disguised bog that is supposed to be about an acre of parking lot. Looks like we'll have to dig out 3+ feet of sloppy, nasty, sopping muck (no offense to THE Muck) over that entire area, thats a couple hundred dump trucks or so, and backfill it. That's well over $100k just to haul it off, not counting the cost of fill... Umm not quite in budget. Bitchy contractors, unhappy boss, unhappy client, exhausted employees and me with no air time. I keep hearing Johnny Cash songs in my head.

Gotta go find those waders for work tomorrow...


Anyone needs about 5000 cubic yards of good tomato dirt? Sell it to ya cheap, but you gotta take it all!

Wait until you find some bodies in there and the law shuts you down for a few days!!!

Greetings, M.O.Mrades,

Stopped by again to say hi to all, just that that you won't forget me.

RoyMay... Remember?

I am still stuck with my outdated iPad and can't budget for a new one until ... I don't know the hell when.

Now I know how invalided fliers felt in WWI when they were stuck in the hospital and forced to exist on the deck 24/7.

But I don't even have pretty young nurses to make dirty lecherous comments to....

GreyGhost wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

GuenapigMP40 wrote: A question... Is the owner of this squad a german guy?

He's from the Outer Hebrides, he's a Puffin tamer by way of occupation, apparently he trains them to hunt for Haggis.

Do you know about Mr. wig bomb? If you do you must know the rules....

The first rule of mom is you do not talk about mom..
The second rule of mom is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOM
Rule 3 if someone says "stop" goes limp, or taps out the fight continues
Rule four as many moms to a fight as possible
Rule 5 only one fight at a time
Rule 6 the fight will go on till the opposition rage quits
Rule 7 if this is your first Tim visiting mom you MUST fight

FIRST OFF!

WIG'S WHEREABOUTS ARE TOP-SECRET! (He dresses fancy!) Think N.Y. or Key West.

ACTUAL RULES! From page one:

The following rules are to be adhered to on pain of horrible death, or something really serious:

Rule 1 – There are no rules in M.O.M.

Rule 2 – There is no lying in M.O.M.

Rule 3 – Rule 2 is a lie.

Rule 4 – No member of M.O.M. will engage in team killing (shooting at members of his own team) spawn killing (shooting at the comic book character Spawn) or spawn raping (we don’t recommend raping anyone but if you must, we recommend you try to rape Spawn. Give us a heads up first so we can come watch.) We regard these practices as craven, dishonorable, weak, gutless, moronic and none of us engages in any of them more than once or twice per mission.

Rule 5 – Language: we encourage the use of language in M.O.M. Hand gestures don’t work so hot online.

Rule 7 – Counting to 7 was our favorite subject to skip in school so we could go out back and have us a smoke of...we mean, do some independent horticultural research. Education is a wonderful thing.

Rule 8 – Any member who doesn’t show up on time for his shift will be docked a half day’s pay. As our many fine British M.O.Ms would say, half of f*ckall adds up fast. Keep it in mind when your crack dealer comes around to collect. You were warned about slacking off.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.

Rule 10 – All members will adhere to the M.O.M. Principles of Flight, as follows: Fly at least a little above the ground. Shoot the red guys. Bomb stuff. Have some cake.

...so...following rules 2 & 3......DO IT CONVINCINGLY!



...did you find the SECOND OFF?

Ummmm guys i have a big problem here! Not one of you ever said thank you to me after i shoot yo..,.,... umm you shoot me down! Where is the freaking complaint box at? Ya'lls became very inconsiderate and very unpolite after shooting me down! damn it i want my thank yous! Ugh!

Thank you for your alls time.
GreyGhost

To file a complaint, follow procedures outlined in rule six

ParrotHead wrote: Randy,

It's in the air. Complete crap day at work here too. The best part was discovering the cleverly disguised bog that is supposed to be about an acre of parking lot. Looks like we'll have to dig out 3+ feet of sloppy, nasty, sopping muck (no offense to THE Muck) over that entire area, thats a couple hundred dump trucks or so, and backfill it. That's well over $100k just to haul it off, not counting the cost of fill... Umm not quite in budget. Bitchy contractors, unhappy boss, unhappy client, exhausted employees and me with no air time. I keep hearing Johnny Cash songs in my head.

Gotta go find those waders for work tomorrow...


Anyone needs about 5000 cubic yards of good tomato dirt? Sell it to ya cheap, but you gotta take it all!

Which Jhonny Cash songs? I'm a big fan.... You will never guess my favorite....

Is there something going on with the rankings thaat I dont know about? I have had over 100 kills the last couple nights (a mere games worth for most of you) with game wins and bombed hangars but have not moved up 1 place in the rankings. Normally I move up after every game. Is it stuck?

mxmike wrote: Is there something going on with the rankings thaat I dont know about? I have had over 100 kills the last couple nights (a mere games worth for most of you) with game wins and bombed hangars but have not moved up 1 place in the rankings. Normally I move up after every game. Is it stuck?

What is your ranking? It slows down after a while, the climb becomes harder

What is your ranking? It slows down after a while, the climb becomes harder[/quote]
I'm at 383...up to here, everytime I play I move up about 2 to 8 places depending on how long I play. However, I've been here for two days of good games.

mxmike wrote: What is your ranking? It slows down after a while, the climb becomes harder

I'm at 383...up to here, everytime I play I move up about 2 to 8 places depending on how long I play. However, I've been here for two days of good games.[/quote]

I dont know what that could be, I breezed thorough 300's and 200's.... Wasnt untill after that it slowed down now i move about 5 places a week

Wig when we fly with John hanger mission i get bannded. For wath i don't know i where in Tank bombing the hanger frome the Mountain fahr away. Strainge! Gretz Zecke

Wig i try to log in and everything is ok. Realy Strainge. Lol

mxmike wrote: What is your ranking? It slows down after a while, the climb becomes harder

I'm at 383...up to here, everytime I play I move up about 2 to 8 places depending on how long I play. However, I've been here for two days of good games.[/quote]
The little blue slider in the top middle of the screen, next to the chat box lets you know how close to promo you are a long with the points register. It is a small blue bar like the capture carrier bars. When it gets all the way across(blue) you get the rank up.

Your rank ups will slow down as you get higher up. From Air Vice Marshal on they relly slow up.

ParrotHead wrote: Randy,

It's in the air. Complete crap day at work here too. The best part was discovering the cleverly disguised bog that is supposed to be about an acre of parking lot. Looks like we'll have to dig out 3+ feet of sloppy, nasty, sopping muck (no offense to THE Muck) over that entire area, thats a couple hundred dump trucks or so, and backfill it. That's well over $100k just to haul it off, not counting the cost of fill... Umm not quite in budget. Bitchy contractors, unhappy boss, unhappy client, exhausted employees and me with no air time. I keep hearing Johnny Cash songs in my head.

Gotta go find those waders for work tomorrow...


Anyone needs about 5000 cubic yards of good tomato dirt? Sell it to ya cheap, but you gotta take it all!

Just do what I'm doing. Save the last bullet for yourself.

You could always open a professional women's mud wrestling arena.