Now that we all have learned Gangnamstyle it's time to ask ourself a question.

What does the FOX say?

Big Tex wrote:

Blue Max Young wrote:

TX LAWMAN wrote: Denton about 30 miles north of Dallas. It is like Austin lite.

Texas panhandle. North of Amarillo. Born and raised. Currently in the land of nothing(North Dakota) I think I saw that on a license plate yesterday. There are a lot of Texas MOMs.

When I first left the AF, the first job I had was in Amarillo at the Pantex plant.

Yup, I know where its at. I heard at one time that 75% of the weapons grade plutonium in the US is stored at pantex. I'd have to google it to see if that's true or not. They do a lot of bomb dismantling, right? Folks like me they don't let near the gate. Spent 36 of my years in the panhandle. I thought that was an empty place until I moved here. Good lord this is REALLY no mans land. 3G yeah right. I have a phone booster in my truck and still have 2 bars service most places. Must have been telegraph and smoke signals before the oil field came here.

Tink,

I was going to quote your post, but I don't want to propigate that video. You are no longer allowed to post videos unless it's more stinkerbell giggling!

TX LAWMAN wrote: Denton about 30 miles north of Dallas. It is like Austin lite.

Been through Denton, seems like a nice part of Texas. Course I basically love anything Texas. Specially Bucees.

ParrotHead wrote: Tink,

I was going to quote your post, but I don't want to propigate that video. You are no longer allowed to post videos unless it's more stinkerbell giggling!

Lmao
It really stinks doesn't it.
Yet they play it everywhere. Mostly kids but not only kids.
I'm sorry for ruining your evening, just couldn't resist

I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a hit like gangnamstyle though

TX LAWMAN wrote: Hey folks. My name is Chris. My game handle is TX LAWMAN. I submitted an application for the squad and thought I'd introduce myself. I am a jaded, crotchety 42 year old from the Great State of Confusion (Texas). I got 4 kids and 2 o them play. Please shoot down legless killer and jet12345 anytime you see them and let them know daddy loves them. Davy Crockett, thanks for killing me repeatedly today lol. Humble pie always tastes good when served up fresh! See you guys out there whenever this update gets sorted out.

Chris

You have my vote tx, I'm another texas mom from Lubbock, currently in El Paso, with lots of family in Denton, metroplex Wichita Falls and panhandle,

With all this talk on TEXAS i hereby feel compelled to display my TEXAS flag that flew over the ALAMO for a day.

PLEASE PUT YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART.

That's awesome Davy! You are worthy of your handle. I spent my formative years at the University of Texas (HOOK 'EM). I worked for the House of Representatives as a page. We used to have to fly the flags over the rotunda for the politicos to give to their constituents. A gen-u-ine Texas flag flown over the capital.

Big Tex, and Blue Max, You guys eat the famous 80 some odd ounce steak and get it free in good ole Amarillo? Big Tex- you know that Big Tex burned to the ground last year at the State Fair? I'll try and attach a picture of the remnants for you.

Davy Crockett wrote: With all this talk on TEXAS i hereby feel compelled to display my TEXAS flag that flew over the ALAMO for a day.

PLEASE PUT YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART.

Is it only me or doesn't Davy look a lot like Paul Teutul sr?

TX LAWMAN wrote: Big Tex, and Blue Max, You guys eat the famous 80 some odd ounce steak and get it free in good ole Amarillo? Big Tex- you know that Big Tex burned to the ground last year at the State Fair? I'll try and attach a picture of the remnants for you.

Yes, when I was a wee lad, about 19. Back when I was invincible. 72oz steak in 1 hour, sign me up. They make a huge spectacle of you. Baked potato, shrimp cocktail, and roll you also have to eat in the same hour. The steak is as big as a dinner plate and 2" thick. I didn't make it. I did eat steak for 3 days though. Back then it was 60 bucks to fail. Now it's probably over a hundred.

I do recommend the "Big Texan" steak house if you are a steak eater. Not the 72oz rediculousness but the aberage joe stuff. Very well prepared. If your looking for a relaxing, quiet place better go somewhere else. It's always jam packed and loud as hell. Food is top notch though. Love me some red meat.

Davy, are you kin to the original Davy Crockett? Of Alamo fame or just named after him.

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

TX LAWMAN wrote: Hey folks. My name is Chris. My game handle is TX LAWMAN. I submitted an application for the squad and thought I'd introduce myself. I am a jaded, crotchety 42 year old from the Great State of Confusion (Texas). I got 4 kids and 2 o them play. Please shoot down legless killer and jet12345 anytime you see them and let them know daddy loves them. Davy Crockett, thanks for killing me repeatedly today lol. Humble pie always tastes good when served up fresh! See you guys out there whenever this update gets sorted out.

Chris

You have my vote tx, I'm another texas mom from Lubbock, currently in El Paso, with lots of family in Denton, metroplex Wichita Falls and panhandle,

Home of Buddy Holly and his crickets. I spent about a year down in Lubbock. Went to a Megadeth concert a few months ago in Lubbock. Gigantour.

I'm not sure about being a direct descendent of DAVY CROCKETT but the Gereral belief is that we are. We went to the Andrew Jackson museum awile back and they had a large mural of DAVY, when I stood beside it I was told there several similaritys between us.

DAVY CROCKETT was mean, a fighter, a sharpshooter, extremely handsome, very nice and very well liked. I also share those traits.

@J4ff...

I'm trying to figure out if your device booted you or if I pissed you off. Lemme know...

I can't seem to play anymore without somebody getting pissed. I've been called a camper, a spawnkiller, a ****, a *****, a ******, an *******, a hacker, a cheater and for some reason... A flip flop. And I've only played 4 games today. If your pissed and wanna add a name to the list, let's have it

ParrotHead wrote: @J4ff...

I'm trying to figure out if your device booted you or if I pissed you off. Lemme know...

I can't seem to play anymore without somebody getting pissed. I've been called a camper, a spawnkiller, a ****, a *****, a ******, an *******, a hacker, a cheater and for some reason... A flip flop. And I've only played 4 games today. If your pissed and wanna add a name to the list, let's have it

Hey buddy you sound like me a long time ago,back when my device was the hottest thing on the market
Sadly no one fears me now

Sorry DESIEL and SB467 I hit the quit button........

Whitenow, good seeing you in the skies again. Hella good game we had going there, even though we got swamped by reds in the end...

Now you just gotta get your tag back on. If anyone sees White in game, explain to him how to do that. I'm not a very good 'splainer

ParrotHead wrote: @J4ff...

I'm trying to figure out if your device booted you or if I pissed you off. Lemme know...

I can't seem to play anymore without somebody getting pissed. I've been called a camper, a spawnkiller, a ****, a *****, a ******, an *******, a hacker, a cheater and for some reason... A flip flop. And I've only played 4 games today. If your pissed and wanna add a name to the list, let's have it

You missed one that I keep hearing. "You don't have courage to fly straight." Maby I should start collecting bullets.

I have once heard in ffa "You shot me from back!"

Btw. If you go to settings and turn off clouds... It's always good weather for camping!

onsekone wrote:

ParrotHead wrote: @J4ff...

I'm trying to figure out if your device booted you or if I pissed you off. Lemme know...

I can't seem to play anymore without somebody getting pissed. I've been called a camper, a spawnkiller, a ****, a *****, a ******, an *******, a hacker, a cheater and for some reason... A flip flop. And I've only played 4 games today. If your pissed and wanna add a name to the list, let's have it

You missed one that I keep hearing. "You don't have courage to fly straight." Maby I should start collecting bullets.

I have once heard in ffa "You shot me from back!"

Btw. If you go to settings and turn off clouds... It's always good weather for camping!

Just got accused of having a "hopped up" plane by kramit. Really? That dude's been around forever. He knows better. Then. I'm outnumbered 5:2 all but one of the reds flying without bombs and I dropped my bomb.... On a tank! And get roasted for being a dumper after I took all down. I can't friggin win!

Good news... Hansone shows, switches and we take the game. Thanks buddy!

Bombing hangars like a boss M.O.M!

That Wills comment makes this even funnier.

Davy Crockett wrote: With all this talk on TEXAS i hereby feel compelled to display my TEXAS flag that flew over the ALAMO for a day.

PLEASE PUT YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART.

That flag is upside down Crockett!!!!!!

Blue Max Young wrote:

TX LAWMAN wrote: Big Tex, and Blue Max, You guys eat the famous 80 some odd ounce steak and get it free in good ole Amarillo? Big Tex- you know that Big Tex burned to the ground last year at the State Fair? I'll try and attach a picture of the remnants for you.

Yes, when I was a wee lad, about 19. Back when I was invincible. 72oz steak in 1 hour, sign me up. They make a huge spectacle of you. Baked potato, shrimp cocktail, and roll you also have to eat in the same hour. The steak is as big as a dinner plate and 2" thick. I didn't make it. I did eat steak for 3 days though. Back then it was 60 bucks to fail. Now it's probably over a hundred.

I do recommend the "Big Texan" steak house if you are a steak eater. Not the 72oz rediculousness but the aberage joe stuff. Very well prepared. If your looking for a relaxing, quiet place better go somewhere else. It's always jam packed and loud as hell. Food is top notch though. Love me some red meat.

The big Texan will also pick u up at your hotel in thier custom pink Cadillac limo with steer horns mounted on the hood







Or at least it used to be pink

Blue Max Young wrote:

GHOSTRIDER1 wrote:

TX LAWMAN wrote: Hey folks. My name is Chris. My game handle is TX LAWMAN. I submitted an application for the squad and thought I'd introduce myself. I am a jaded, crotchety 42 year old from the Great State of Confusion (Texas). I got 4 kids and 2 o them play. Please shoot down legless killer and jet12345 anytime you see them and let them know daddy loves them. Davy Crockett, thanks for killing me repeatedly today lol. Humble pie always tastes good when served up fresh! See you guys out there whenever this update gets sorted out.

Chris

You have my vote tx, I'm another texas mom from Lubbock, currently in El Paso, with lots of family in Denton, metroplex Wichita Falls and panhandle,

Home of Buddy Holly and his crickets. I spent about a year down in Lubbock. Went to a Megadeth concert a few months ago in Lubbock. Gigantour.

I'm actually from a tiny town 11 miles east.... Idalou

TX LAWMAN wrote: Hey folks. My name is Chris. My game handle is TX LAWMAN. I submitted an application for the squad and thought I'd introduce myself. I am a jaded, crotchety 42 year old from the Great State of Confusion (Texas). I got 4 kids and 2 o them play. Please shoot down legless killer and jet12345 anytime you see them and let them know daddy loves them. Davy Crockett, thanks for killing me repeatedly today lol. Humble pie always tastes good when served up fresh! See you guys out there whenever this update gets sorted out.

Chris

Chris gets my vote,been in a lot of games with him lately good pilot good guy.

Hey JAN what happened.

I was shooting at you getting ready to bomb your base and I hit fellow blue (CHARLES I THINK) and then the screen went black for about 5 seconds, when it came back on it was a different game. CHARLES8 was not even in front of me.

HOW COULD THIS BE. Has anyone heard of this happening before.

Support in full that Gizmo says.

Davy Crockett wrote: Hey JAN what happened.

I was shooting at you getting ready to bomb your base and I hit fellow blue (CHARLES I THINK) and then the screen went black for about 5 seconds, when it came back on it was a different game. CHARLES8 was not even in front of me.

HOW COULD THIS BE. Has anyone heard of this happening before.

Alternat Realities, Happens to me all the time...
I was even married once...

Guys I would consider it a personnel favor if you see EE ORANGE to task him and task him good. Thanks

Does anyone know where a thread or sequence of posts can be found that refer to raising the point penalty for blue on blue kills? I've been in contact with Joaquin over what I naturally assumed is a glitch - a 500 point penalty for nicking a blue's wing, 1000 points for knocking a blue down - and he informs me that these penalties are not only accurate, but that some player(s) actually requested them!

Are you, whomever you are, outta your f*ckin' mind?!?!

I was just in a BTB, 2 vs. 6, with the reds going high and diving, swarming in, camping, spawnkilling (thanks Musicious, Fragmental, et al including a couple very disappointing M.O.Ms...I love when ugly sh*t like that ends with everyone on the winning team saying "GG"...yeah, put that one in your scrapbook, quite the accomplishment) ... and as they were storming in I took down four of the five but also hit my teammate in the snarl.

So for stopping four reds I got 200 points. And for accidentally killing one blue I lost 1000 points. Just a wing hit, not a take down, costs 500 points. Ten good kills or carrier hits or bombed hangars wiped out for accidentally clipping a blue's wing. With the lag, skipping, jutter, f*cked up frame rate issues all being what they are...you lose the point equivalent of TWENTY clean kills for one unintentional team kill? WTF?!?!? Are you completely nuts?

If I can't fire into a crowd of reds for fear that I might lose all the points I've amassed for the past twenty minutes - or if a blue wandering/lagging into my fire does the same - I'll f*cking well go high and dive, too, when I'm one of six or seven blues.

These wildly disproportionate fines don't do a damn thing to discourage teamkillers, if that was the misguided goal. Teamkillers don't give a rat's ass about losing points. Next time think it through. And Joaquin, drop these ridiculous penalty amounts now, please. 50 points was fine. 1000 points is insane.

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