Hey WIG, sorry i hit u, I think that was twice tonight. This has been one of those nights so I'm not playing any more tonight as much as I really would like to play more but this is a horrible night. I cant seem to aim very good especially when I enter a dogfight and everyone is chasing a red, it seems that when I shoot at a red by the time the bullet gets there the red is gone but a blue is now there.

Anyhow WIG sorry buddy.

Open Letter to Quiet,

This is just a game but if it helps you. I'm sorry you were woefully out numbered and lost. I'm sorry that when I was on a bombing run that I killed you as you were taking off. I'm sorry that you took exception to this. I'm sorry I bombed your hangars. I'm sorry that I killed you while in the air as you attempting to take out the tanks and planes attempting to finish the game. I'm sorry you whined about it. I'm sorry I meet your definition of what a spawn killer is.

On the plus side I guess I didn't team kill you in a game later in the evening. At the very least I don't have to apologize for that. I guess that makes two of us.

Howdy all hope I'm on the right thread to get my tag hate to lose it before I get it. My game name is Mad===Dog AKA James I want to thank .wig and all those who have shot me down and those I have shot down to get here . As a new member of M.O.M. I look forward to many more long hr. of flying with all of you. I ask please to look over my spelling in the game before you com e hunting me down for I can't spell and have made some Mad with this auto spell check. Thanks everyone and looking forward to shooting you all down and getting shot with the exception of ( rule 11 )

Welcome mad dog. I am o ly a few days old as a MOM also. I just enjoyed shooti g u down and being shot down by u. Looking forward to upholding the MOM honor and integrity with u. See u out there.

Mike

Davy Crockett wrote: Hey WIG, sorry i hit u, I think that was twice tonight. This has been one of those nights so I'm not playing any more tonight as much as I really would like to play more but this is a horrible night. I cant seem to aim very good especially when I enter a dogfight and everyone is chasing a red, it seems that when I shoot at a red by the time the bullet gets there the red is gone but a blue is now there.

Anyhow WIG sorry buddy.

Mr. Crockett, no apology necessary, m'lad. The past couple days I've suspected there might be a full moon jamming aiming, flying and anger management radar systems and it's hovering over Dogfighttown. I've had much the same experiences you describe; shooting at low hanging red fruit only to hit a blue from nowhere in the same zip code...perpetually getting capped like a red shirt ensign by some noobster in the Windows 8 Twilight Zone...otherwise more or less tolerable people, and even a couple very good long-term friends, losing their sh*t. It isn't a fit night out for man nor beast. And yet...I've had some rippin' good games. The cool kids always outnumber the jerkoffs in this dysfunctional extended family of ours even if it takes a few missions on the short end of the jerkoff scale for the balance to be redressed. Next time stick around, that mission was a delightful bloodbath I was sorry you missed. We might've clipped each other here and there but we would have taken those punks to school. (not counting Flybot, naturally, or any other M.O.M in the mix) Eventually they overran us, and I now have a special place in my heart for a clown called X Factor (I'm comin' for your spawnkilling ass, X) but we made 'em pay with a few pounds of flesh. Probably just the kind of feeding frenzy you would've found therapeutic. Next time we'll each grab a side and throw the Alamo at their heads.

Hey folks... Just sendin a shout-out to the MOM management for doin a great job in keeping this experience real.

Rare night in DF. Just played for a couple hours and not one other MOM. Did just finish a game with one of out BE Brothers. Keteeme.

Miss my MOM though....

Eehuuum..

Is it bad to missinform the missus in some things?

You all know Paul got Tuva a gift from all of you, and it was embroidered with the name STINKERBELL.
I told the missus that the S was short for SWEET


I need you to memorize and stick by that if "someone" asks.
My DF future might depend on it

Thanks WIG lol. It wouldn't have been so bad but when I shot you down i lost connection again and couldn't apologize. Been losing connection a lot the last few days.

MY PRIVATE MESSAGE SAY 1. I think it is from you WIG but I cant find the message, it ain't there. I keep looking and trying. ANY SUGGESTIONS, I WOULD LIKE TO GET IT TO SAY ZERO AGAIN.

There is no question upon whose plane this is, is it?

Zup I want it included in the game fully armed with guns. I don't give a rats a$$ that it isn't made until 1934

The rest of ya can use this paint.



Edit: Click the pic to see the whole pic

bellsaj wrote: Eehuuum..

Is it bad to missinform the missus in some things?

You all know Paul got Tuva a gift from all of you, and it was embroidered with the name STINKERBELL.
I told the missus that the S was short for SWEET


I need you to memorize and stick by that if "someone" asks.
My DF future might depend on it

TINKER tell MIKKA that's exactly what it stands for.
Babies ALWAYS smell sweet....even when they don't.

. Wigbomb wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Hey WIG, sorry i hit u, I think that was twice tonight. This has been one of those nights so I'm not playing any more tonight as much as I really would like to play more but this is a horrible night. I cant seem to aim very good especially when I enter a dogfight and everyone is chasing a red, it seems that when I shoot at a red by the time the bullet gets there the red is gone but a blue is now there.

Anyhow WIG sorry buddy.

Mr. Crockett, no apology necessary, m'lad. The past couple days I've suspected there might be a full moon jamming aiming, flying and anger management radar systems and it's hovering over Dogfighttown. I've had much the same experiences you describe; shooting at low hanging red fruit only to hit a blue from nowhere in the same zip code...perpetually getting capped like a red shirt ensign by some noobster in the Windows 8 Twilight Zone...otherwise more or less tolerable people, and even a couple very good long-term friends, losing their sh*t. It isn't a fit night out for man nor beast. And yet...I've had some rippin' good games. The cool kids always outnumber the jerkoffs in this dysfunctional extended family of ours even if it takes a few missions on the short end of the jerkoff scale for the balance to be redressed. Next time stick around, that mission was a delightful bloodbath I was sorry you missed. We might've clipped each other here and there but we would have taken those punks to school. (not counting Flybot, naturally, or any other M.O.M in the mix) Eventually they overran us, and I now have a special place in my heart for a clown called X Factor (I'm comin' for your spawnkilling ass, X) but we made 'em pay with a few pounds of flesh. Probably just the kind of feeding frenzy you would've found therapeutic. Next time we'll each grab a side and throw the Alamo at their heads.

Funny you said somthing about X Factor. I've played him/her a few times. It's been along time since ive had a player get under my skin like that one. I was wondering who long it would be before I read about him. Lol not long at all! I dont know what device he uses, I asked but got no reply. He was cleaning house on the SK's after he flew over high with no bomb no one could hit him, he crashed so we could finally get off the runway. At that point my mission had changed for the duration of the game. Oh well just glad Im not the only one to notice.

X factor is a sockpuppet or renamed player due to lost password. Do a forum search. Think it's hell something. Don't remember.

RiCo, that was a great game. I also had fun.
Deffenently need more of them:)

Hey folks. My name is Chris. My game handle is TX LAWMAN. I submitted an application for the squad and thought I'd introduce myself. I am a jaded, crotchety 42 year old from the Great State of Confusion (Texas). I got 4 kids and 2 o them play. Please shoot down legless killer and jet12345 anytime you see them and let them know daddy loves them. Davy Crockett, thanks for killing me repeatedly today lol. Humble pie always tastes good when served up fresh! See you guys out there whenever this update gets sorted out.

Chris

Greets, What part O Texas?

Hi Team,
I love M.O.M and also love cake. I will be official after ISO update. I love you all and wish you a crabby, mean week ahead! Go M.O.M.
Toddemurph.

Hi Friends. A late welcome to all the new Moms, great to have you in our squad. Bellsaj, since I switched to a Samsung tablet, I am having a lot of problems trying to play Dogfight. I cannot calibrate correctly my airplane.From game to game I have to go to settings, but with no success. In head on encounters, even been close the enemy, I cannot shoot with accuracy. I know the last updates bring instability to the systems that run the devices, but even with that , the problem has been persistent for months. Because you has let us know the problems with your Samsung cellphone, and now I am having difficulties with a tablet of the same brand, I am thinking the best way to fix our problems will be to get rid of our devices. Use another brand!!!

Attention all non-M.O.M-M.O.M-thread-readers...

mxmike is NOT my son. My previous post about him being my M.O.Mlet only meant that I coached and recruited him. Any time you heard my saying "who's your Daddy?" Was only a figure of speech.

Three different games, three different players made a reference about playing my son. And then finally a fourth mentions it and refers to mxmike. I finally got it. Now I have to decide if I'm going to unground my real son, Parakeet, for playing DF when he was supposed to be doing homework and cleaning his room when mxmike was the one having all the fun... I was so sure I busted him big time! I'm sure he did something to deserve it anyway. No 14 year old is innocent.

Did he get a chance to defend himself? Did he say he was innocent? Hhhuuummm?

I say, "Leave him grounded!"

(Just because he never sent fish to me. He's a great fisherdude!)

....................................ok! Times up! Ungrounded!



......and a hug.

Welcome back KEET!

Dad is now GROUNDED!

(until I get fish !)

Denton about 30 miles north of Dallas. It is like Austin lite.

Man just wrote out a big message then hit done......... Lost it all, second time today....
I GOT NOTHING LEFT!!!!
Later

bellsaj wrote: X factor is a sockpuppet or renamed player due to lost password. Do a forum search. Think it's hell something. Don't remember.

Not "Hell's Gate"? Nah...he's been stuck without access to his original account for months and has been flying as "Heaven's Door"...and he's one of the nicest veteran players I know. I'd love to get him into a M.O.M tag, he'd be a perfect fit.

I did a forum search for X Factor and only our posts here came up.

Hi everyone,
Bit of a late introduction but been having trouble getting my forum account up and running. Thanks to wig for helping me sort it out!
My name is Don, I'm 20, I live in Otago, New Zealand.
I am a shepherd on a sheep and beef farm, so think of me next time you hook into your roast lamb chops!
I have just joined M.O.M this month and have only flew with a few of you so far, but look forward to seeing the rest of you up there!

Well RiCo, thanks for that,
bopes gave me my Bishop hat that was to big.
Keeps fallin off while dive bombing.
Tried usein an old shoe string but almost strangled myself.
Velcro itched to much.
So I did what I used to do when I was in the service, rolled up a paper towel and put it in the head band.
Fits great.

Later

. Wigbomb wrote:

bellsaj wrote: X factor is a sockpuppet or renamed player due to lost password. Do a forum search. Think it's hell something. Don't remember.

Not "Hell's Gate"? Nah...he's been stuck without access to his original account for months and has been flying as "Heaven's Door"...and he's one of the nicest veteran players I know. I'd love to get him into a M.O.M tag, he'd be a perfect fit.

I did a forum search for X Factor and only our posts here came up.

Hell Cat - 2 wrote: When I bought the new pad. I was forced to make up new pass word after I downloaded DF. It didn't ask any input from me. It aassighned this new name. X Factor. Now I'm afraid to try downloading agin for fear of repeat. But thank you all. Good to see the OLD gang is still here!

Howdy M.O.M 's I again would like to thank.wig &
all of you guy for my tag. Looking forward to flying with it & all of you . Here's my speech I have prepared for this special moment hope you like it. I want to blob blob blob blob blob blob blob and blob blob blob sign MAD===Dog.

Is Blob the only one on your mind?
Blob I'd watch my tail if I were you

TX LAWMAN wrote: Denton about 30 miles north of Dallas. It is like Austin lite.

Texas panhandle. North of Amarillo. Born and raised. Currently in the land of nothing(North Dakota) I think I saw that on a license plate yesterday. There are a lot of Texas MOMs.

Blue Max Young wrote:

TX LAWMAN wrote: Denton about 30 miles north of Dallas. It is like Austin lite.

Texas panhandle. North of Amarillo. Born and raised. Currently in the land of nothing(North Dakota) I think I saw that on a license plate yesterday. There are a lot of Texas MOMs.

When I first left the AF, the first job I had was in Amarillo at the Pantex plant.