All: The Founder anticipated the most recent drama/controversy/whatever-the-hell-it-was in the Founding Document.

Rule 9 details the correct procedure for dealing with these things. Please review and memorize Rule 9 in its entirety. There will be a quiz in Human Resources, Room 6, at 0300.

We have a rule 9!? Wow! A real world and a rule 9. I thought there was just here and rule 6 and 11.

ParrotHead wrote:
And yes it looks like the drama is inevitable. If its not some idiot that has to provide an alias for his online alias, we're gonna snipe at each other.

Hey m4rtin... I think you're third! Your turn.

Thank you very much, may you be re-incarnated as a rank puss festering wound. No go be Red so I can rank up quickly!

I just want world peace. Can't we all just learn to get along?



You know maybe gather around a camp fire and sing or something? Better yet let's gather around some downed planes and roast marshmallows!

Good to back in the land of milk and dysfunction er ah um honey?

OK so we're back to telling bad jokes then? or that was just me GOT SHEEP ?

Um um um, sweet sweet and sweet. Their eyes are just lovely. Do they belong to you?

k man wrote: OK so we're back to telling bad jokes then? or that was just me GOT SHEEP ?

D, nice pic, but please make sure you PM me a couple after shearing time is over

YES lovely sheep are my girlfriends ... OK there not my girlfriend like I put them in my truck and go to town... sheep belong to my girlfriend , every once in awhile I tell her "Buzz" that she could be replaced she never finds it as funny as I do...

k man wrote: YES lovely sheep are my girlfriends ... OK there not my girlfriend like I put them in my truck and go to town... sheep belong to my girlfriend , every once in awhile I tell her "Buzz" that she could be replaced she never finds it as funny as I do...

Sheep are my girlfriends.

Sheep are my girlfriend's.

Sometimes a little punctuation makes a world of difference, lolololol.

bopes wrote: All: The Founder anticipated the most recent drama/controversy/whatever-the-hell-it-was in the Founding Document.

Rule 9 details the correct procedure for dealing with these things. Please review and memorize Rule 9 in its entirety. There will be a quiz in Human Resources, Room 6, at 0300.

Vad fan, ska jag måsta lära mig läsa engelska nu också.
Och dessutom memorera regler.
Jag kanske gör det när hellvetet fryser.

my first experience with sheep was when an older friend of mine wanted to try raising , so instead of buying some we knew of a farmer who had too many and they were always out on the road, so sure enough there they were about 200 of them, so he said grab 2 and will take them home, we ran around for about ten minutes , covered in mud, been kicked in the face by the hind leg you didn't have your hand on and I was thinking enough of this SH T when I caught one... kinda small but I still felt quit accomplished as a sheep bandit and my friend said good let's go , so in the chev pickup cab with a sheep between us , grinning like fools and fools we were because the sheep was blind, so we had to put it back, now the flock had moved down the road some distance,when we caught up with them I jumped out carrying this blind sheep , I placed it in the middle of the heard and walked away, when I got to the truck behind me was this blind sheep, I got in the truck and as we drove away that sheep ran after us! so I carried it: back to the middle of the heard , set it down and I start running around in a circle with a blind sheep running after me baaaaaing the whole time, I finally gave it the slip , piled into the truck and took off like we had just robbed a Dairy Queen, ah what we used to do to entertain ourselves before the internet.

Here is the shot I got of the new ride Blob.

bellsaj wrote:

bopes wrote: All: The Founder anticipated the most recent drama/controversy/whatever-the-hell-it-was in the Founding Document.

Rule 9 details the correct procedure for dealing with these things. Please review and memorize Rule 9 in its entirety. There will be a quiz in Human Resources, Room 6, at 0300.

Vad fan, ska jag måsta lära mig läsa engelska nu också.
Och dessutom memorera regler.
Jag kanske gör det när hellvetet fryser.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.


Google Swedish Translation:

Regel 9 - Alla medlemmar i M.O.M. måste vara artig och artig till medspelare. Säg "Tack så mycket" efter att ha skjutit någon ner. Om det råkar vara en spelare som du föraktar, säger, "Tack så mycket dig olycklig mor jävla jävel." Sedan skjuta honom i hans stup.

Oh that rule, didnt think it was a rule, though we did that just foe the hell of it!

Flyingmuck wrote: Did Richy say real world, you mean there's a real worl! I gotta go take me a look at it!!!

Dent, Happy Birthday to little Dent from me.

Muck,
Little Dent gave a little giggle and said Thank You very much.

dentinhead wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: Did Richy say real world, you mean there's a real worl! I gotta go take me a look at it!!!

Dent, Happy Birthday to little Dent from me.

Muck,
Little Dent gave a little giggle and said Thank You very much.

Hey! I had to go back and figure out what this was all about. Missed the original post.

13!!! Wow a teenager! Major milestone. Happy birthday lil Dent!

Dent you have have plenty of baseball bats, rusty pipes or other blunt instruments? What ever "great power" is out here knew what he/she was doing when he/she gave me boys. I don't think I'd be able to deal with girls. Saving those for grandchildren (a long long long time down the road).

k man wrote: my first experience with sheep was when an older friend of mine wanted to try raising , so instead of buying some we knew of a farmer who had too many and they were always out on the road, so sure enough there they were about 200 of them, so he said grab 2 and will take them home, we ran around for about ten minutes , covered in mud, been kicked in the face by the hind leg you didn't have your hand on and I was thinking enough of this SH T when I caught one... kinda small but I still felt quit accomplished as a sheep bandit and my friend said good let's go , so in the chev pickup cab with a sheep between us , grinning like fools and fools we were because the sheep was blind, so we had to put it back, now the flock had moved down the road some distance,when we caught up with them I jumped out carrying this blind sheep , I placed it in the middle of the heard and walked away, when I got to the truck behind me was this blind sheep, I got in the truck and as we drove away that sheep ran after us! so I carried it: back to the middle of the heard , set it down and I start running around in a circle with a blind sheep running after me baaaaaing the whole time, I finally gave it the slip , piled into the truck and took off like we had just robbed a Dairy Queen, ah what we used to do to entertain ourselves before the internet.

D, great story! Reminds me of a Buffett song.... But then again everything reminds me of a JB song. I had to do some digging to find one I could post and this is a pretty poor bootleg video from a show, but you'll get the picture...

"We were hard luck heroes, tryin' to stay alive!" (Name of the song is "The Peanut Butter Conspiracy")

bopes wrote:

bellsaj wrote:

bopes wrote: All: The Founder anticipated the most recent drama/controversy/whatever-the-hell-it-was in the Founding Document.

Rule 9 details the correct procedure for dealing with these things. Please review and memorize Rule 9 in its entirety. There will be a quiz in Human Resources, Room 6, at 0300.

Vad fan, ska jag måsta lära mig läsa engelska nu också.
Och dessutom memorera regler.
Jag kanske gör det när hellvetet fryser.

Rule 9 – All members of M.O.M. must be courteous and polite to fellow players. Say “Thank you so much” after shooting someone down. If it happens to be a player you despise, say, “Thank you so much you miserable mother f*cking son of a b*tch.” Then strafe him in his chute.


Google Swedish Translation:

Regel 9 - Alla medlemmar i M.O.M. måste vara artig och artig till medspelare. Säg "Tack så mycket" efter att ha skjutit någon ner. Om det råkar vara en spelare som du föraktar, säger, "Tack så mycket dig olycklig mor jävla jävel." Sedan skjuta honom i hans stup.

And when all moms are muted we can all do a namegame on Quiet.

ehY!!!
MAhalos all u braddaz and seestaz for the positive influx of MORAF-ISM. But I now invite u to go ahead and laugh, as I asked someone why the heck they called me a MORAF, when I became one. (OLD)....((SENIAL)) !
Also, I would like to elate that me, and a few other D.F. members do play from HAwaii, and thats cool. But this makes me realize that within the D.F. community, it is there for players a worldwide chance to have a form of supportive friends/mentors, with some great advise.
And for that,,,, BIGMAHALOS. Because aloha in hawaii operates on the same eXact frequency.

To Dear (DENTINHEAD ) SON.

Happy birthday to you.
Hayyp birthday to you.
Happy birthday to DENTINHEADS SON.
Happybirthdayed tooooooo yooooooooou

Hope you have a great 13th birthday

hey Dent tell your young man HAPPY BIRTHDAY from DIESEL welcome to the hormone imbalance years .... not really sure that I ever grew out of them myself.... : I like to tell people that I have the heart of a young man, I keep it in a glass jar on my desk....

Tell Dent Jr. Happy Happy Birthday! From experience I suggest you be aware that this is the moment that nature now physically unscrews his cerebral cortex and replaces it with a sex drive that has been stored in a concentrated mix of steroids. It will not be restored to original condition until his thirtieth birthday. Fun!

I have thought that little dent was a girl all a long
But you tell him/her congrats and to have a happy new year from me, will ya Dent

I was thinking, poor old bastard who now have to deal with hormones and teenage boys running after his precious daughter
I thought you would be my guide to how to fight off the louts
Keeping her locked up in a tower doesn't work that has Rapunzel and the sleeping beauty taught us.

THIS MUST BE A SIGN!!!
As I was writing this the Mrs comes in with the mail, and in the mail there was a letter from the authorities with a granted license.

For young DENT,



Dad ate your cake. We tried to stop him!

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: To Dear (DENTINHEAD ) SON.

Happy birthday to you.
Hayyp birthday to you.
Happy birthday to DENTINHEADS SON.
Happybirthdayed tooooooo yooooooooou

Hope you have a great 13th birthday

LMAO..... HE'S a Girl......LMAO....

I'll let her know.....

Edit: still laughing...Little Dent's a young lady.....Man I know I'm blind, Just like Diesel's sheep, but Man........LMAO....

Happyyy Biiiirttthhdaaayyyyyy Ms. Dent!!!!!!!

M4rtin wrote: Happyyy Biiiirttthhdaaayyyyyy Ms. Dent!!!!!!!

that's the exact look I get when I tell ask her to do something....

This pledge thing has sertanly changed my view on some players.
I have a hard time getting some things.

I have pledged $125 and thats a lott for me. The Roo:s have pledged a bit more then they should
Some have pledged more then I can understand how they can afford, and then we have Paul...
Eaven your friends thought you lost your mind, I think that sas it all about your atempt of pledgeing.

Then we have what I have a very hard time getting.
How can players say that they love the game but that they refuse to pledge, and on top of that preatch about how people chouldn't pledge.
Well no one named but you lost my respect.
(It's not a m.o.m but a well-known player)

dentinhead wrote:

MrsRichyRoo1 wrote: To Dear (DENTINHEAD ) SON.

Happy birthday to you.
Hayyp birthday

LMAO..... HE'S a Girl......LMAO....

I'll let her know.....

Edit: still laughing...Little Dent's a young lady.....Man I know I'm blind, Just like Diesel's sheep, but Man........LMAO....

wait....what? RAYANNE?