bellsaj wrote:

M.O.M tests the washing machine

OMG Bell I have never laughed so hard at a machine in my life. A customer came in and I was all tears and snot bubbles. Thankyou for enriching my life

Dogss has been ruid to me ingame I look and see he has problems but no need to be nasty and unpolite.
my in game name is .chuck Hagel. And I dedikate this to him...


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Chang jimmy to jo

Couple of sleep aids for the little Stinkerbell....



Works for Moms, Dads and crazy Uncles.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Couple of sleep aids for the little Stinkerbell....

Works for Moms, Dads and crazy Uncles.

Lol that's nice paul

....sssshhhh....I'm sleeping.....like a baby.....

Paul, think I will join your nap time...for several days or until someone posts that the DF bugs have settled down. The disconnects, lag, other distortions are getting too much for this tired old bird. Hope to see you all in the digital skies soon...

Doir wrote: Dogss has been ruid to me ingame I look and see he has problems but no need to be nasty and unpolite.
my in game name is .chuck Hagel. And I dedikate this to him...


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Lot of trailers in nyc. I think we're known for that. Everywhere I look trailers. Good name by the way is your first name Christian. This is no way to go about selling me some Cologne.

Greetings from Africa continent litte mothers oh,moms? !I joinz,bird,squad I like the bird squad become glorious chicken of sky thank yous mothers in mon

dogss wrote:

Doir wrote: Dogss has been ruid to me ingame I look and see he has problems but no need to be nasty and unpolite.
my in game name is .chuck Hagel. And I dedikate this to him...


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Lot of trailers in nyc. I think we're known for that. Everywhere I look trailers. Good name by the way is your first name Christian. This is no way to go about selling me some Cologne.

You silli poodle lovin ruid man, its DOIR not Dior! Acome on you cant be that thik!

YOU LIV AT HOME WITH YA MUMMA....da da da DAA daaaa

Doir wrote: Dogss has been ruid to me ingame I look and see he has problems but no need to be nasty and unpolite.
my in game name is .chuck Hagel. And I dedikate this to him...


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Honestly, Dogss... I've been very concerned about you lately. You haven't seemed your usual self. I worried you were dealing with health issues or maybe family woes.

Now I see you've abused some noob (that was banned... Obviously, he's in line to become an exemplary citizen of the DogFight community). You were "ruid", nasty and "unpolite"?

I'm relieved now I am assured you're well and whole...phew! Glad to have you back buddy!

"Chang jimmy to jo"???? Is that Mandarin? Can somebody translate? Oh and thanks for the tip on the in-game name, chuckles. I'll be on the look out. I'll be sure to show you some real M.O.Mly "politeness".

ParrotHead wrote:

Doir wrote: Dogss has been ruid to me ingame I look and see he has problems but no need to be nasty and unpolite.
my in game name is .chuck Hagel. And I dedikate this to him...


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Honestly, Dogss... I've been very concerned about you lately. You haven't seemed your usual self. I worried you were dealing with health issues or maybe family woes.

Now I see you've abused some noob (that was banned... Obviously, he's in line to become an exemplary citizen of the DogFight community). You were "ruid", nasty and "unpolite"?

I'm relieved now I am assured you're well and whole...phew! Glad to have you back buddy!

"Chang jimmy to jo"???? Is that Mandarin? Can somebody translate? Oh and thanks for the tip on the in-game name, chuckles. I'll be on the look out. I'll be sure to show you some real M.O.Mly "politeness".

Parrothead Ive not sed anythink to you so wy be narsty to me? You wanna show me yourr politness? Is that a thret?

No wonder uther clans hate you lot your are bullys.

You come to my house, throw the door open and start spouting nonsense... You catch a .38 between the eyes. You come into M.O.Ms house bad talking a brother.... Don't expect any different.

No that's not a threat let me spell it out for you..( as if that's going to help, obviously not your strength). When I see you in-game, chuckles, I will be giving you all the attention you deserve and evidently want, as you have displayed by now coming here multiple times.

So, yes, chuckles, I'm gunning for you. As we say where I'm from (and we have plenty of trailers here), "y'all come back now y'hear".

Sorry parrot and bell for leaving the game....As usual the game started glitching out and I got booted.....I probably don't have to apologize seeing its happening to a lot of people.....

Dior,
I sent you a pm a while ago, please read it, think a while, and either private message me back or respond as I suggested.
As far as other squads...WE ARE ALL FAMILY!

(I'm a Grey Flannel (granddad stinky-stuff) myself.)


Everyone calm down and let's go kill each other.

General jackson wrote: Sorry parrot and bell for leaving the game....As usual the game started glitching out and I got booted.....I probably don't have to apologize seeing its happening to a lot of people.....

No worries, Jack. I had to bail right after you left... The Mrs pulled into the drive.

I am sorry to aneone that ive upset my rants ar soly aimed at Doggs and a litle at Parrothead as I dont not understand wy he not like me.

I hate Doggs you werent ther anyone esle so pleas dont judje me.

He didnt need to be ruid!

Doir wrote: I am sorry to aneone that ive upset my rants ar soly aimed at Doggs and a litle at Parrothead as I dont not understand wy he not like me.

I hate Doggs you werent ther anyone esle so pleas dont judje me.

He didnt need to be ruid!

DOGSS is DOGSS, but he's OUR DOGSS.
PARROTHEAD is OUR bird and he's my idol.....because I WANT TO BE A PIRATE any time of day.

CHILL. (or stick your head in the freezer, quoteith the GEEZER)!

Doir wrote:

dogss wrote:

Doir wrote: Dogss has been ruid to me ingame I look and see he has problems but no need to be nasty and unpolite.
my in game name is .chuck Hagel. And I dedikate this to him...


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Lot of trailers in nyc. I think we're known for that. Everywhere I look trailers. Good name by the way is your first name Christian. This is no way to go about selling me some Cologne.

You silli poodle lovin ruid man, its DOIR not Dior! Acome on you cant be that thik!

YOU LIV AT HOME WITH YA MUMMA....da da da DAA daaaa

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole

Reid has arsked me to leave all this noaw so I will, but I will kik youre ass oneday Dogss, hopefulie in rieal life too.

P.s your dog is a hick like you.





Adios MOMMIES BOY.

Hey doir, when you insult a mom you insult all of us, when you insult the hicks, which i are one, you insulted almost every squadron on this site. See you in the air

Flyingmuck that does not help the situation at all.

has everyone seen the new dogfight Elite update. it's freaking awesome

Doir wrote: Reid has arsked me to leave all this noaw so I will, but I will kik youre ass oneday Dogss, hopefulie in rieal life too.

P.s your dog is a hick like you.

Adios MOMMIES BOY.

First off my mothers dead. I paid for the funeral I should know. Second kick my ass?? In real life punk I wouldn't know whether, to fight you or **** you.

Oh man this is some good stuff DOGGS. PH love it . so this DOIR maybe we should call him Richard, Little Richard.... no , well then how about " Dick " and Doggs do u remember what u said to little D to set him off?

k man wrote: Oh man this is some good stuff DOGGS. PH love it . so this DOIR maybe we should call him Richard, Little Richard.... no , well then how about " Dick " and Doggs do u remember what u said to little D to set him off?

Lol no D. The Guy ain't real he doesn't show up in the rankings. He's an alter ego of some Sam schmuck here who's to afraid to use his real name. I did have a usual run,in with,swop camel and wumper from the falcons teamkilled me then ran but I know swop is a man of the cloth and wouldn't bring himself down to this level. And all the falcons are real stand up guys like whumper who teamkills and runs. I also have a bridge right next to me in Brooklyn for sale. But seriously pm me your details doir on,when where you like to kick my ass and ill book the flight to you. Ill even bring wig to film and broadcast so we have a you,tube video of you whimpering. You putz.. Let me know seriously for once in your life be a man. My guess you dont. Punk

dogss wrote:

k man wrote: Oh man this is some good stuff DOGGS. PH love it . so this DOIR maybe we should call him Richard, Little Richard.... no , well then how about " Dick " and Doggs do u remember what u said to little D to set him off?

Lol no D. The Guy ain't real he doesn't show up in the rankings. He's an alter ego of some Sam schmuck here who's to afraid to use his real name. I did have a usual run,in with,swop camel and wumper from the falcons teamkilled me then ran but I know swop is a man of the cloth and wouldn't bring himself down to this level. And all the falcons are real stand up guys like whumper who teamkills and runs. I also have a bridge right next to me in Brooklyn for sale. But seriously pm me your details doir on,when where you like to kick my ass and ill book the flight to you. Ill even bring wig to film and broadcast so we have a you,tube video of you whimpering. You putz.. Let me know seriously for once in your life be a man. My guess you dont. Punk

I saw him in a game earlier or at least his name. He was blue so I switched sides so I didn't have to teamkill, but ended up in a different game. I didn't catch his rank or the exact spelling of his name. I'll get a shot at him eventually. I don't do anything, but sit in this here trailer and play this game.

OK this old guy " older then me " goes to the doctor and asks for a prescription of viagra , but he wants it in 1/4 doses , the doc says " at your age I don't think that will do you much good..." so I tell him " I don't want a hard on Doc? , I just want to stop peeing on my slippers " hmmm moving on .

Yeah, lets tell some jokes. These "ruidness" exchanges are disgusting...

ParrotHead wrote:

dogss wrote:

k man wrote: Oh man this is some good stuff DOGGS. PH love it . so this DOIR maybe we should call him Richard, Little Richard.... no , well then how about " Dick " and Doggs do u remember what u said to little D to set him off?

Lol no D. The Guy ain't real he doesn't show up in the rankings. He's an alter ego of some Sam schmuck here who's to afraid to use his real name. I did have a usual run,in with,swop camel and wumper from the falcons teamkilled me then ran but I know swop is a man of the cloth and wouldn't bring himself down to this level. And all the falcons are real stand up guys like whumper who teamkills and runs. I also have a bridge right next to me in Brooklyn for sale. But seriously pm me your details doir on,when where you like to kick my ass and ill book the flight to you. Ill even bring wig to film and broadcast so we have a you,tube video of you whimpering. You putz.. Let me know seriously for once in your life be a man. My guess you dont. Punk

I saw him in a game earlier or at least his name. He was blue so I switched sides so I didn't have to teamkill, but ended up in a different game. I didn't catch his rank or the exact spelling of his name. I'll get a shot at him eventually. I don't do anything, but sit in this here trailer and play this game.

You're ok Parrott. I like you now. Welcome to mom buddy!