Bopes already got the love letter to pass on. Thanks ill try to keep up.

Fantastic news on the Littlest Roo! Told ya he'd be right as rain!

Chocks Away wrote: That is hard to follow, firstly let me compose myself. Right, Mr &Mrs Roo this is my first look into the mom thread for a while, and a lot has happened! I'm relieved to hear all has calmed down with Benjamin and that this epic has brought out the best in you both.

Secondly, to all, I want to introduce myself proper, now I know the cogs better and have a feel for how much time I can devote to the game. I registered about 6 weeks ago to DF and am now hooked. The Star Chamber are to reconsider my application this month to be baptised into M.O.M Squadron and fed cake, so I will be put to the vote. Regardless of the outcome, I want to say hi and see you around, even if we only have a couple of days left!

Chocks Away! It is always a good game when I see you blue! Hope to see you in a Blue MOM tag soon!

I found a way to tank on deck!!!!!... sorta..just left a btc.all blues bailed but a lt. it was us..me against some noname and a low rank..they got us down to ten..theirs was full then I got seven hits total..then lt. bit it once...anyway..tricky part..EF 9 joined then left..no name hit me above bridge...got to edge..pointed down,fired!..hit!.. tumbled onto deck upside down
as long as your tracks don't touch you can sink it...probably not invisible..don't know....and good to hear from you Rich and Mrs. Roo

Chocks away has my support, he's alway been good to play with and against.

Thanks Davy, good to see rule 2 in action. Your a great team mate when I can get you, when you turn into the red caped crusader, I can't stay airborn too long, and no way bomb any base, all night long, heck nearly a whole week once, so you teach me zen in art of breathing in.

BrianC219 wrote:

Chocks Away wrote: That is hard to follow, firstly let me compose myself. Right, Mr &Mrs Roo this is my first look into the mom thread for a while, and a lot has happened! I'm relieved to hear all has calmed down with Benjamin and that this epic has brought out the best in you both.

Secondly, to all, I want to introduce myself proper, now I know the cogs better and have a feel for how much time I can devote to the game. I registered about 6 weeks ago to DF and am now hooked. The Star Chamber are to reconsider my application this month to be baptised into M.O.M Squadron and fed cake, so I will be put to the vote. Regardless of the outcome, I want to say hi and see you around, even if we only have a couple of days left!

Chocks Away! It is always a good game when I see you blue! Hope to see you in a Blue MOM tag soon!

Thanks Brian. That means a lot to me coming from a class pilot such as yourself. Please stop making me laugh when I am the enemy, its killing me.

To Mr. and Mrs Roo and the little Roo too, so glad to hear the crisis has passed and the Roos are back home. Nothing worse than having your kids ill or injured. Best wishes to you all and here's hoping they've got this more under control...

Davy Crockett wrote: Chocks away has my support, he's alway been good to play with and against.

CHOCKS AWAY has my approval, seems like a heck of a nice guy

k man wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Chocks away has my support, he's alway been good to play with and against.

CHOCKS AWAY has my approval, seems like a heck of a nice guy

NOW that IS high praise!

For what its worth.... Chocka gets a thumbs up from me.

ParrotHead wrote:

k man wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Chocks away has my support, he's alway been good to play with and against.

CHOCKS AWAY has my approval, seems like a heck of a nice guy

NOW that IS high praise!

For what its worth.... Chocka gets a thumbs up from me.

Yup don't say it a lot...much.... OK OK EVER
Mr and Mrs Roo so glad things r looking up for u guys, WANT A SHEEP ! Annabel would love to go on an adventure . HEE HEE

Ok all.... The wife just said there has to be a little give and take.... I asked what do you mean? She said ( as she was clibing into bed) its the game or me!!!


Me question is. Do you guys think i should get rid of her? I mean she is a looker! I have no doubt she will find herself a new man in no time....

Glad to hear things are going well for the Roo's....

Gee BRIAN, are you crazy or what, and you guys thought i was the mental lunatic of MOMs.

BRIAN, think about it, without her who would do all the housecleaning, dishes, laundry, pay bills, feed the animals, take care of kids, all while she's holding down a full time job to pay your bills.

Without her you would not be able to play as much. Be sure to tell her those magic words, HONEY I LOVE YOU, IM GOING TO PLAY DOGFIGHT NOW, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE SEE THAT NO ONE INTERRUPTS ME. HONEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE BRING DINNER IN TO ME WHILE IM PLAYING. Ok now do you understand?

Hey MRS ROO did u see my picture, huh huh huh.

BrianC219 wrote: Ok all.... The wife just said there has to be a little give and take.... I asked what do you mean? She said ( as she was clibing into bed) its the game or me!!!


Me question is. Do you guys think i should get rid of her? I mean she is a looker! I have no doubt she will find herself a new man in no time....

Can't you do both? multi-task

sorry about leaving that bta game diesel....my phones alarm went off and it boots me..time for work...good game too. I was sadly the last original player..Playa...seems like that's a trend for me lately.

Hmmm, now let me get this straight.....you meet Annabel on the bridge and jump in a tank, Brian's missus then gives him an ultimatum and you tumble off the bridge and so long as her legs stay in the air, Annabel that is, you don't sink and you can sink the boat....ok got it, I'm orf to the bridge!

Hey! Wait a minute there, is Annabel one of my sheeps, or is there two herds flock thingys

M4rtin wrote:

BrianC219 wrote: Ok all.... The wife just said there has to be a little give and take.... I asked what do you mean? She said ( as she was clibing into bed) its the game or me!!!


Me question is. Do you guys think i should get rid of her? I mean she is a looker! I have no doubt she will find herself a new man in no time....

Can't you do both? multi-task

mul-TIE-asking!!! YODA you are the wise one!!! How much rope do you think I will need? Like Davy said she has alot of chores to do and she will need to reach most of the house. Even just last night she had to come help me off the crapper! I suffer from " Played DF to long on the John numbleg syndrome"!

Hey guys!!
Thought i'll just pop in ta say Hi!!
Don't want u all to think i'm dead yet........ cough cough hold on i think my hearts just stoped...........OHno still there.
1st of all Best Wishes for u Mr & Mrs Roo also lil Roo May u stay healthy and safe.
2nd thing is Brian, Davy's right cos i'm home alone with my son for 1 month.
Man it's been what, 2 weeks i miss her already.
House not clean, washing not done and food, i need FOOD....HELP give me rashens
It's been wake up, drop the son to school, go to work, pick son up, hunt for food, burn old clothes to buy new ones and then try and i do mean TRY to clean the house. I WANT MY MOMMY.
Brian what ever u do try to make her feel happy trust me.
Tip. u hold the phone infront of her and say the magic words, I LOVE U
U then run to the toilet or bath room depending on space and play DF.
Mate it's that simple.
ps. please tell me how it goes

It might already be to late for BRIAN, wife's have to be trained from the beginning or it just will not work.
Let me give you an example of how I did it:

ON OUR HONEYMOON WE WENT HORSEBACK RIDING, ALL WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL THE HORSE THREW ME, I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S ONCE" AND GOT BACK ONTO THE HORSE. LATER ON THE HORSE THREW ME AGAIN, I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S TWICE" AND GOT BACK ON THE HORSE AGAIN. WASN'T MUCH LONGER WHEN THE HORSE THREW ME AGAIN, I SAID "THAT'S THREE TIMES" AND I TOOK MY GUN AND SHOT HIM DEAD, I SHOT HIM MANY MANY TIMES, ACTED LIKE I REALLY ENJOYED IT.

LATER THAT NIGHT SHE STARTED TO NAG ON ME, NAG NAG NAG, SHE NAGGED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. AFTER SHE FINISHED I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S ONCE"

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I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM SINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Davy Crockett wrote: It might already be to late for BRIAN, wife's have to be trained from the beginning or it just will not work.
Let me give you an example of how I did it:

ON OUR HONEYMOON WE WENT HORSEBACK RIDING, ALL WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL THE HORSE THREW ME, I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S ONCE" AND GOT BACK ONTO THE HORSE. LATER ON THE HORSE THREW ME AGAIN, I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S TWICE" AND GOT BACK ON THE HORSE AGAIN. WASN'T MUCH LONGER WHEN THE HORSE THREW ME AGAIN, I SAID "THAT'S THREE TIMES" AND I TOOK MY GUN AND SHOT HIM DEAD, I SHOT HIM MANY MANY TIMES, ACTED LIKE I REALLY ENJOYED IT.

LATER THAT NIGHT SHE STARTED TO NAG ON ME, NAG NAG NAG, SHE NAGGED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. AFTER SHE FINISHED I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S ONCE"

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I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM SINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everytime I start to count Mrs Dent gets out the frying Pan.... I never make it to 3.

Edit: She's quick. It takes me a second to figure out which 3 fingers to count.

Davy Crockett wrote: It might already be to late for BRIAN, wife's have to be trained from the beginning or it just will not work.
Let me give you an example of how I did it:

ON OUR HONEYMOON WE WENT HORSEBACK RIDING, ALL WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL THE HORSE THREW ME, I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S ONCE" AND GOT BACK ONTO THE HORSE. LATER ON THE HORSE THREW ME AGAIN, I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S TWICE" AND GOT BACK ON THE HORSE AGAIN. WASN'T MUCH LONGER WHEN THE HORSE THREW ME AGAIN, I SAID "THAT'S THREE TIMES" AND I TOOK MY GUN AND SHOT HIM DEAD, I SHOT HIM MANY MANY TIMES, ACTED LIKE I REALLY ENJOYED IT.

LATER THAT NIGHT SHE STARTED TO NAG ON ME, NAG NAG NAG, SHE NAGGED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR. AFTER SHE FINISHED I SIMPLY SAID "THAT'S ONCE"

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I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM SINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang Davy!!!!! Amazing! You sure do have a way with the ladies!!! Well guess I need to keep her, never thought to establish boundaries so early. I am in the same boat as Dent... More likely to take a frying pan to the side of the head then get my way... And trust my that hurts! Well unless your into that sort of thing.... Sometimes I count slow just to get the mood going... Hehehehe Bah-tink whoohhhhaaaa baby! Nice swing, next time act like you mean it!!!

You USA citizens and brits are definitely crazy people. Enough reading this madness. Lets back to normal life, following Alessandra's orders.

I'm so sorry guys,
but the grill is lit and the lamb burgers smells deliciously

bellsaj wrote: I'm so sorry guys,
but the grill is lit and the lamb burgers smells deliciously

Oohhhhh boyyyy!!!
Some bodies innnn trouble!!!

I don't think that's what they meant when they said " get her warmed up fur me"

P.s. if this is to much please delete.

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Our motto: "What M.O.M says...goes! Now sit down and shut up!"

dentinhead wrote: Everytime I start to count Mrs Dent gets out the frying Pan.... I never make it to 3.
She's quick. It takes me a second to figure out which 3 fingers to count.

He never sees it coming.....

Not to much better then to look down and see that Paul "The Magic Man" Mantz, Jr has given a thank you to something you posted! Of course i like all the thank you's but dang it that Paul is cool!!

Getting all my karma bump's till you hit 100!!!!

Thanks for the great welcome, I appreciate all the comments muchly.

Brian, there must be an unfinished job or yet to do list she keeps, go and tick one off. The amount of brownie points you'll earn will buy you the space you need. Remember, no job too small.

BrianC219 wrote:

bellsaj wrote: I'm so sorry guys,
but the grill is lit and the lamb burgers smells deliciously

Oohhhhh boyyyy!!!
Some bodies innnn trouble!!!

I don't think that's what they meant when they said " get her warmed up fur me"

P.s. if this is to much please delete.

IT WASN'T
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crap crap CRAP!!

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It seems to be too late...
she doesn't respond to CPR