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The Mean Old Men 12 years 6 months ago #76542

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Just played with this guy, "the magnificent o"...holy crap he's good! Glad he was on my side man, he made short work of several highly ranked morafs and toyed around with them as if they were noobs. I've seen others, and even myself on occasion will clear out the whole team on the way to drop a bomb...this guy did it three freakin times without taking a single shot.. Sounds sincere but not much of a talker though, keep an eye out, there be monsters out there :dry:

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Mavrk12 wrote: Congratulations to all the new members of the MOM squad, SonnyCruz, JangSoo, beanboy, & KA5EY!! Glad to have you guys on board. Wig, you out did yourself with these new banners. Karma to ya!!

I have a few questions for all you MOMsters out there. I thought it appropriate to ask these question here instead of creating a new thread.

1. What do you like about MOM?
2. In a game, what do you value most, quantity or quality?
3. Who is your favorite MOM? And why? (I said MOM, not MOMs, MOM. Kapeesh? So choose one please) Who ever gets the most votes will be MOM of the month (M.O.T.Mo). Winnder gets an expense paid vacation to no-mans land. I hear the daisies are in bloom in that area. :woohoo: Voting ends this Friday at 9pm CT.

Keep your answers to less than 250 words please. Some of us are old, and time is valuable. Anything more than 250, well, we'll just lose interest, then it's time to take a nap. :lol: :woohoo: :evil: :whistle:


Wig? Is this merely coincidental?

1. Our complete adherence to the principle that we have no principle. Beating Christians with a Muslim is cool too. In short, our reveverent irreverence. Obviously, its the brotherhood infused with much humor.

2. Look at my stats! Quantity obviously isn't my focus. It's the quality of the match. Win or lose, a good battle is what I want.

3. I reserve the right the right to change my opinion, but today, as I type this sitting on the pot, I have to name Mr Mantz, Jr. If anyone strives to keep the focus of this silly little game and especially the forum lighthearted and fun, its FlyMagic. You sir, get my favorite MOM vote (currently, this subject to change the next time you sneak around and bomb my hangars). Besides, I wanna see you sitting in a field of daisies.

As for the rest of the MOM delinquents, you know I love ya all. Go ahead and give a specific MOM a pat on the back and name them outright. Dont be afraid of hurting others by not naming them. I promise I won't be offended and if they are we'll throw in the pit with shootist and let 'em fight it out for least favorite MOM.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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OK, Parrot Head, lets try to end this mission.
Wig has the most pleasant-reading posts around - and like me, he suffers from Attention Defficit Disorder; Mean Ole Devil used to write the more fun and whacky posts (although last weeks he didn't write a lot...); Paul Mantz amazes us every day with that magic pictures; Big Tex yells "Brasil!!!" everytime he reads my name on the game screen; Dentinhead makes me feel like a little boy here; Coop is the real chief here, and no one dares to put him down (I don't); FlyingMuck, Beatea, Strachan, Bopes, and many others are real gentlemen, and gentleness is a gem these days...
Well, just to name few! And even after naming lots of them right now, I feel bad about those whose names I didn't mention!!!! Geez, Mavrk, you are being MEAN with this idea...
So, Parrot, mission aborted...

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Captain Noushbag wrote: Just played with this guy, "the magnificent o"...holy crap he's good! Glad he was on my side man, he made short work of several highly ranked morafs and toyed around with them as if they were noobs. I've seen others, and even myself on occasion will clear out the whole team on the way to drop a bomb...this guy did it three freakin times without taking a single shot.. Sounds sincere but not much of a talker though, keep an eye out, there be monsters out there :dry:


I was in a btb against him last night. Insanely good at head on passes. :blink: If you can survive that first assault and get him tied up in a scrap you have a chance. Problem is he would get me from so far out that I wouldn't have time to set him up. Had a lot of fun with those of you in that game last night. It was a stalemate at mid field till whose started doing the end around. That opened it up for the reds who proceeded to demolish our base! Great game everyone! :cheer:
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Pedrinho wrote: OK, Parrot Head, lets try to end this mission.
Wig has the most pleasant-reading posts around - and like me, he suffers from Attention Defficit Disorder; Mean Ole Devil used to write the more fun and whacky posts (although last weeks he didn't write a lot...); Paul Mantz amazes us every day with that magic pictures; Big Tex yells "Brasil!!!" everytime he reads my name on the game screen; Dentinhead makes me feel like a little boy here; Coop is the real chief here, and no one dares to put him down (I don't); FlyingMuck, Beatea, Strachan, Bopes, and many others are real gentlemen, and gentleness is a gem these days...
Well, just to name few! And even after naming lots of them right now, I feel bad about those whose names I didn't mention!!!! Geez, Mavrk, you are being MEAN with this idea...
So, Parrot, mission aborted...


Whoaaa there I'm not a priest grandad here..... :lol:
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By the way, Dent, who is the oldest MOM? Just curious.

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Paul Mantz Jr. I think..... But I wanna say schiebe.... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Edit: snicker snicker :)

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Woohoo! I'm a somebody! :lol: Thank you, M4rtin!

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Sonnycruz77 wrote: I JUST GOT MY NEW BANNER AND LOVE IT...!!![/

As, man, I never got a banner!


s1079.beta.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquad....jpg.html?sort=3&o=7

It easier to just copy this link and paste it into your signature in your profile.

[*IMG]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsqu...er26_zpsed3b1cf1.jpg[/IMG*]

Just remove the star in the beginning of IMG and the star at the end of IMG, so it starts with [IMG] and ends with [IMG].



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Wow!! Paul Mantz was born in 1938?!?!?! REALLY???
Ouch! I will rephrase it then: Paul Mantz makes me feel like a little baby!
So, that being said, there is no reason for me to like you anymore, Dent. One less!
:woohoo: :lol: :woohoo: :lol: :lol: :woohoo: :lol: :woohoo: :lol: :woohoo:

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You can thank his Wigness for the banner creation. I just provided the links to his beautifully sculpted arts d' cor area which he created by hand. He is able to morph together the metaphysical translucency of our personalities in those banners.
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1: I like the fact that we go out of our way to try to preserve the integrity of the game...

2: A quality game with great pLayers is always best...

3: DRUM ROLL PLEASE: PARROTHEAD; he was the 1st MOM to take notice of me when the only squad I wanted to join was MOM... Glad I turned down all others... So blame him that I am here... And at least 10 STAR CHAMBER members...
Hehehe....!!!!!

And if I hurt your feelings, GOOD...!!!!
May thee head of thy enemy be thee stool of thine foot....

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Pedrinho wrote: Wow!! Paul Mantz was born in 1938?!?!?! REALLY???
Ouch! I will rephrase it then: Paul Mantz makes me feel like a little baby!
So, that being said, there is no reason for me to like you anymore, Dent. One less!
:woohoo: :lol: :woohoo: :lol: :lol: :woohoo: :lol: :woohoo: :lol: :woohoo:




LMFREAKINAO :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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Sonnycruz77 wrote: 1: I like the fact that we go out of our way to try to preserve the integrity of the game...

2: A quality game with great pLayers is always best...

3: DRUM ROLL PLEASE: PARROTHEAD; he was the 1st MOM to take notice of me when the only squad I wanted to join was MOM... Glad I turned down all others... So blame him that I am here... And at least 10 STAR CHAMBER members...
Hehehe....!!!!!

And if I hurt your feelings, GOOD...!!!!


Geeez, Sonny, I told you you're in already, you can stop the bootlicking.

(Pssst, Y'all dont tell him I have no actual pull around here, I'm enjoying the extra cake rations)

Thank you, really though...
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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So we just got a fresh 8 inches of snow and the wife says " I'll shovel"...
It's been 2 hours... No sign of her yet...
Have a feeling this will be the first and last time she shovels this season...
Lol...!!!
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BT, sorry bud. I got one of those mysterious no-warning disconnects. I crashed, took off and landed on the boat again before I realized I was disconnected. If I had been able to to stay, I'm sure we would have beaten them, even being outnumbered. Fun while it lasted.

I'm sending a PM to Manfred about our offensively named guest. I'll name you as a witness to it. Just FYI.
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ParrotHead wrote:

Sonnycruz77 wrote: 1: I like the fact that we go out of our way to try to preserve the integrity of the game...

2: A quality game with great pLayers is always best...

3: DRUM ROLL PLEASE: PARROTHEAD; he was the 1st MOM to take notice of me when the only squad I wanted to join was MOM... Glad I turned down all others... So blame him that I am here... And at least 10 STAR CHAMBER members...
Hehehe....!!!!!

And if I hurt your feelings, GOOD...!!!!


Geeez, Sonny, I told you you're in already, you can stop the bootlicking.

(Pssst, Y'all dont tell him I have no actual pull around here, I'm enjoying the extra cake rations)

Thank you, really though...


It seems you forgot I just nuked you in my movie yesterday...
If you think your my favorite because I like you your wrong...
It's because you had your blinders on when you asked me to join...
Keep your head up...!!!
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ParrotHead wrote: BT, sorry bud. I got one of those mysterious no-warning disconnects. I crashed, took off and landed on the boat again before I realized I was disconnected. If I had been able to to stay, I'm sure we would have beaten them, even being outnumbered. Fun while it lasted.

I'm sending a PM to Manfred about our offensively named guest. I'll name you as a witness to it. Just FYI.


No worries..a few minutes later my son came in screaming for FOOOD, so I had to derail as well. And yep, I'll confirm the need for that player to find a new name...you'd think this game was only played by besmirched, debauched, perverts like me instead of a cross section of young, middle aged, and decrepit players who don't really care to see that stuff... :woohoo: :evil:

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I awakened this morning to a quandary.
M.O.M Of The Month? I take these things seriously, so I began my research immediately.
U.S.A. members first:

...off to a good start.
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Wow P4ul, th4t is some sc4ry stuff. M4th is defin4tely fund4mental for/to them. :whistle:
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Yo you old Bitches the Devils back and finally leveled up to 24 :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: ..got my ass kicked last night though....ready to put my ptich fork in some enemy ass if you know what i Mean :evil: :evil: :evil: ..mean old :evil:
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My personal pick is DENT-IN-HIS-HEAD. He's put up with my B.S. since the beginning. He has supported me throughout a tough year of being paralyzed twice in 1 year. A friend. I feel blessed.



...it's been a wonderful life.

Moral: Appreciate every day and love those who love you.
SHOW THEM EVERY DAY.
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My case in point... Paul, YOU DA MAN!!!

Nice video, makes me miss several I've lost, but so blessed to have had them while I did. Thanks again, my friend.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Parrot,
I like your new avatar, which looks to me like an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo (cacatua galerita). They are very common in NSW and great fun to watch. They are sociable, intelligent, loud and raucous.
Beware the rest of you MOMs - these birds are extremely demanding pets. They are easily tamed, but get bored in captivity. They will destroy everything around them if not kept stimulated. Worse still, they are very long lived. One captive bird in Sydney reputedly lived 100 years. He was almost entirely naked for the latter half of its life.
Please MOMs, think carefully before it's too late. Is this what you really want?
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Mavrk12 wrote: I have a few questions for all you MOMsters out there. I thought it appropriate to ask these question here instead of creating a new thread.

1. What do you like about MOM?
2. In a game, what do you value most, quantity or quality?
3. Who is your favorite MOM? And why? (I said MOM, not MOMs, MOM. Kapeesh? So choose one please) Who ever gets the most votes will be MOM of the month (M.O.T.Mo). Winnder gets an expense paid vacation to no-mans land. I hear the daisies are in bloom in that area. :woohoo: Voting ends this Friday at 9pm CT.


1. Have you checked out the other Squads threads? Crickets my friends..Nothings happening other then boring technicalities, an occasional fiddle fart and of course the never ending one sentence replies of recruitment talk. But more important, we are like a virus, all over the forum, on just about every thread you will see a MOM giving advice or spanking someone.

2. I don't discriminate between Quantity and Quality. I think they are both equally worthless :silly: My personal record of 147 kills B) was full of quantity but the quality diminished after nearly 3 hours of playing. On the other hand, when the game is a MOM'palooza, it's pure quality :cheer:

3. My favorite MILF I mean MOM is all of you punks (your rule of 1 MOM can bite me, under rule 6). How can one choose between Paul's magical visuals, or WIGs wit? Parrot Head's fluffy personality or Dent's charisma? Blue Max's banter or M4rtin's smack downs? Impossible to choose between brothers in arms...I enjoy shooting each and every one of you equally.

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Pedrinho wrote: OK, Parrot Head, lets try to end this mission.
Wig has the most pleasant-reading posts around - and like me, he suffers from Attention Defficit Disorder; Mean Ole Devil used to write the more fun and whacky posts (although last weeks he didn't write a lot...); Paul Mantz amazes us every day with that magic pictures; Big Tex yells "Brasil!!!" everytime he reads my name on the game screen; Dentinhead makes me feel like a little boy here; Coop is the real chief here, and no one dares to put him down (I don't); FlyingMuck, Beatea, Strachan, Bopes, and many others are real gentlemen, and gentleness is a gem these days...
Well, just to name few! And even after naming lots of them right now, I feel bad about those whose names I didn't mention!!!! Geez, Mavrk, you are being MEAN with this idea...
So, Parrot, mission aborted...


C'mon Ped! You can do it. Choose one and be done. This is not a popularity contest. It's a way to show your appreciation to your fellow MOMbros. Choose the person that has affected you the most, or has much influence in your game, or whatever it is.

As for me, I like MOM because of the members. We are such a diverse group of men/women/boys/girls. Each of us has their own perspective/opinions, that makes our squad unique.

I strive for quality during a game, but some times value quantity. I just want to freakin get to the next level some times. :woohoo: :lol:

There are many members of this squad that fit the bill of MOTMo, but I'm going to have to say wig. On many occassions, if it wasn't for him, we as a squad would not exist. He's a great leader, linguist, humorist, sensitive in his own way, and fallible (the best part :woohoo:) He's humble and he likes boost! UDAMAN wig!! :)


This is why I'm NOT a MORAF!!
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Captain Noushbag wrote:

Mavrk12 wrote: I have a few questions for all you MOMsters out there. I thought it appropriate to ask these question here instead of creating a new thread.

1. What do you like about MOM?
2. In a game, what do you value most, quantity or quality?
3. Who is your favorite MOM? And why? (I said MOM, not MOMs, MOM. Kapeesh? So choose one please) Who ever gets the most votes will be MOM of the month (M.O.T.Mo). Winnder gets an expense paid vacation to no-mans land. I hear the daisies are in bloom in that area. :woohoo: Voting ends this Friday at 9pm CT.


1. Have you checked out the other Squads threads? Crickets my friends..Nothings happening other then boring technicalities, an occasional fiddle fart and of course the never ending one sentence replies of recruitment talk. But more important, we are like a virus, all over the forum, on just about every thread you will see a MOM giving advice or spanking someone.

2. I don't discriminate between Quantity and Quality. I think they are both equally worthless :silly: My personal record of 147 kills B) was full of quantity but the quality diminished after nearly 3 hours of playing. On the other hand, when the game is a MOM'palooza, it's pure quality :cheer:

3. My favorite MILF I mean MOM is all of you punks (your rule of 1 MOM can bite me, under rule 6). How can one choose between Paul's magical visuals, or WIGs wit? Parrot Head's fluffy personality or Dent's charisma? Blue Max's banter or M4rtin's smack downs? Impossible to choose between brothers in arms...I enjoy shooting each and every one of you equally.



Bahahahahahahahaha!! That's some funny $%#+ noush. Ok, time to change my depends. Nurse!!!


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Ronnie Biggs wrote: Parrot,
I like your new avatar, which looks to me like an Australian sulphur crested cockatoo (cacatua galerita). They are very common in NSW and great fun to watch. They are sociable, intelligent, loud and raucous.
Beware the rest of you MOMs - these birds are extremely demanding pets. They are easily tamed, but get bored in captivity. They will destroy everything around them if not kept stimulated. Worse still, they are very long lived. One captive bird in Sydney reputedly lived 100 years. He was almost entirely naked for the latter half of its life.
Please MOMs, think carefully before it's too late. Is this what you really want?


Ok y'all according to RB, if you're gonna keep me around, as a "pet", you have to accept I'm gonna be around a long time. I'm going to tear stuff up AND you have to "stimulate" me :ohmy:

I like it. Deal!
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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Mavrk12 wrote: Congratulations to all the new members of the MOM squad, SonnyCruz, JangSoo, beanboy, & KA5EY!! Glad to have you guys on board. Wig, you out did yourself with these new banners. Karma to ya!!

I have a few questions for all you MOMsters out there. I thought it appropriate to ask these question here instead of creating a new thread.

1. What do you like about MOM?
2. In a game, what do you value most, quantity or quality?
3. Who is your favorite MOM? And why? (I said MOM, not MOMs, MOM. Kapeesh? So choose one please) Who ever gets the most votes will be MOM of the month (M.O.T.Mo). Winnder gets an expense paid vacation to no-mans land. I hear the daisies are in bloom in that area. :woohoo: Voting ends this Friday at 9pm CT.

Keep your answers to less than 250 words please. Some of us are old, and time is valuable. Anything more than 250, well, we'll just lose interest, then it's time to take a nap. :lol: :woohoo: :evil: :whistle:


1. I like the complete lack of a sense of humor. MOM is nothing if not deadly earnest, dead serious, deadpan, and dead right all the time. MOMs always toe the line and never voice dissent. MOMs never engage in independent thought and avoid using their brains at all, whenever possible. MOMs always follow the orders of superior officers. MOMs always/never drop/notdrop/kill/not kill/spawn/not spawn/camp/not camp/sport/not sport/kill .... kill ... kill!

2. Quanlity. It's a quantum non-locality thing. Except with quantity and quality instead of subatomic particles.

3. Fong that! as Fark might say. So ... Fark, for being quoted in this answer. Ken ye buggers?
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I forgot to tell y'all. I found another old guy flying around. He was making comments about being too old to beat all the young'uns. We got to chatting and I suggested he stop by the thread and introduce himself. Told him I didn't know him well him enough to recommend him yet but to stop by anyway. Y'all be nice if he stops by. Paul, wash your face. You have a little smutz right there. He flys under the name of "rol"
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