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The Mean Old Men 12 years 6 months ago #76157

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To my good friend Pedrinho: I happened to be in South Beach this past week and I got the chance to eat some marvelous Brazilian food in a very good restaurant. I took some pictures for you too:
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German Engineering... Yes even Kong can be better!
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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ParrotHead wrote:

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German Engineering... Yes even Kong can be better!




GEFAHR WIRD ROBINSON GEFAHR
Translation: DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER
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Allied Pilot "Gandalf" (aspirant; #165,774) picked the wrong time to log into a BTB game, moments after the German tanks were upgraded to "Balrog". Reportedly Gandalf's final radio transmissions were: "Ye shall not pass!" Then there was a brief burst of static and the sounds of a scuffle, followed by, "Flee, you fools!". Gandalf's wingman "Frodo" (aspirant; #72,492) snapped this picture shortly before the Balrog, piloted by "Sauron" (aspirant; #57,863) crushed Gandalf's plane into a million tiny bits. Gandalf has not been seen since. Squad mates Frodo, "Aragorn" (aspirant; #79,338) and "Gimli" (Second Lieutenant, #45,227), were badly shaken by the ordeal. However, speaking from the deluxe treetop suite of rooms at Lady Galadriel's Resort Hotel and Casino where they are recuperating, the trio vowed to press on with their mission.
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Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: SHOOTIST: After I asked you to let the new folks up, you continued to camp for no reason. You were points racking.
You were on my team, (wearing M.O.M) we had them 80-20. And you continued.

Then you tell me to "STAND DOWN"?



Rank has nothing to do with any of this.
It's called FAIR PLAY!
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Here's your chance.
Lol pubis "what a moron" lol hahahahahahaha!!!!

Please explain.

I question your ability to wear the M.O.M tag with decency.

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Press Release - Las Vegas - March 4, 2023

NEW PERSONAL DEVICE WOWS ANNUAL CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW, KILLS 9, INJURES 73

The hotly anticipated Samsung Iron Cross 10 debuted at CES '23 in Las Vegas today. Weighing in at a svelte 41 tons, the three story high device is a major step in the current trend toward lighter, smaller, more portable handhelds.

The demo IC-10 was limited to only the most basic functions; standing up, crushing pedestrians with its feet, playing the game app Dogfight (seen here snatching a live, full sized biplane from the air, an automated feature of the IC-10 that pre-Iron Cross users had had to do manually) and rebooting itself then exploding without warning. From what little we were able to see tech-junkies have plenty to be excited about.

It's been rumored for months that the version of this beauty that comes to market will sport telephonics; the ability to actually speak live and in real time with a fellow user, rendering text messages, IMs and Facebook updates virtually obsolete. Our Samsung rep would not confirm...or deny...the rumor but the step-in booth with graffiti, coin slot and what appears to be a hard wired u-shaped listening/speaking tube all built into the IC-10's left ankle is causing heavy breathing and heavier speculation throughout this year's show.

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I haven't read a word of the forum in over 24 hours. I feel remarkably alive. Colors are more vivid, food tastes better, I don't have the urge to blast every bird I see out of the sky. Okay...two outta three ain't bad.

Who wants a banner? Who'd prefer gum? Careful not to answer too quickly...the intelligent choice isn't as obvious as you might think. It's really good gum.

New banners are ready for:

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JangSoo
beanboy
KA5EY
Cardinal Swop


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Stop furiously clawing around for a Cardinal Swop banner. It was a joke, you humorless ponce.

Welcome to the M.O.Modrome, Mr. Sonnyjangkaseybean! It's about bleedin' time you stopped dragging your feet and joined.

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Hi guys I just pass by to say hello, how are you ...? Anyone know when it comes to the battles between squads? Greetings comrades of Black Eagles
Nos cruzamos por el aire....
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Stop furiously clawing around for a Cardinal Swop banner. It was a joke, you humorless ponce. /quote]

So, that was a trap, I'm obviously a 'humorless ponce'!

Nice one wig, got me banged to rights! :blush:

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bopes wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote: Banners are ready for;

M4rtin
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To add your banner to all future posts:

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Password (not required) - jimmythelip
Locate and click on your banner thumbnail
Click on the expanded image
Mouse over the full sized image
Under "Share" click "More Options"
Click "Get Link Code"
Select "IMG for bulletin boards and forums"
Highlight and copy the "Full size" link/code
In your DF forum account Click "Profile" then "edit" then "Profile Information"
At the bottom of the page paste the copied link/code into the signature box
Save

If you've been a M.O.M for a while but don't have your banner installed chances are it's there. Any problems, let me know.


Looks like Shootist has been a MOM at least since Dec. 14, 2012, when Wig announced the readiness of his banner ... Wait that didn't sound right...


My error...with age goes gray cells. First time I recall seeing shootist period, and then with he momtag? Ah well, never did get good grades on my vigilantism course thru Phoenix...

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Hay guys how u doing? Again sry haven't been on. Want to but haven't been near WiFi. Hope to fly with y'all soon.
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Big Tex wrote: To my good friend Pedrinho: I happened to be in South Beach this past week and I got the chance to eat some marvelous Brazilian food in a very good restaurant. I took some pictures for you too:


Now I am curious, Tex! Where is the picture?

I took the RED PILL!

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. Wigbomb wrote: I haven't read a word of the forum in over 24 hours. I feel remarkably alive. Colors are more vivid, food tastes better, I don't have the urge to blast every bird I see out of the sky. Okay...two outta three ain't bad.

Who wants a banner? Who'd prefer gum? Careful not to answer too quickly...the intelligent choice isn't as obvious as you might think. It's really good gum.

New banners are ready for:

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SonnyCruz
JangSoo
beanboy
KA5EY
Cardinal Swop


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Stop furiously clawing around for a Cardinal Swop banner. It was a joke, you humorless ponce.

Welcome to the M.O.Modrome, Mr. Sonnyjangkaseybean! It's about bleedin' time you stopped dragging your feet and joined.


HAHA VERY FUNNY...!!!!
I know it is early but drink your ensure and drive your Jerry chair over to the computer and actually add my banner to photo bucket...
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Sonnycruz77= MOM's 117 degenerate pilot...!!!!
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madtothebone1 wrote:




WANTED
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INVISIBOT
Causes Lag and Invisible Wall! Considered game ruin-er of the Year! Has been reported and seen many times! No MOD has been able to ban him yet, he has been muted. Shoot and bomb on sight!
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It's ok Paul, Me and loser once gave that fella a KD of 5/20. He left shortly afterwards. :cheer:

Say you'll never let me go...
A wise sput once said "you laugh at my skills I laugh at your bank account"
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Thanks Rick, I love my banner; really appreciate it.
Now to get back to the grind, sellin beans to pay for WiFi, so I can grind some reds.

I may fly under the radar, but I aim high.
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Like the new decoration, lil bro! Quite menacing...

Me? Parakeets everywhere are shaking in their feathers....

Good job on the new banners, Wig. Stellar as usual. Oh and by the way, I'd make Sonny wait for his. Slap a MOM tag on him and he gets all cocky. I can't imagine what he'll be like after he gets a banner. He'll probably just mark it all up with his crayons anyway.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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In-pipe, really sorry I bailed. Hit the blasted quit button by mistake. Whiplash, the eternal optimist, got me in my chute just as I was hitting "airplane". We need to get that button relocated! Couldnt get back to you.

YEMX, I'm REALLY REALLY sorry I left the game... Such an inviting target. Spawn blue next time will ya!
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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ParrotHead wrote: Like the new decoration, lil bro! Quite menacing...

Me? Parakeets everywhere are shaking in their feathers....

Good job on the new banners, Wig. Stellar as usual. Oh and by the way, I'd make Sonny wait for his. Slap a MOM tag on him and he gets all cocky. I can't imagine what he'll be like after he gets a banner. He'll probably just mark it all up with his crayons anyway.


Hey, I get crayons for one hour a day when they let me out of my padded room to play with the others...
So quit being a bully...
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ParrotHead wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote: I know a guy I've seen recently, Baby-love.. He is really concerned with kills.. I think he's a sock puppet, too good for his rank..he had 109 kills, he lost the game. If he would have carried a bomb once in a while it may have been different.. It was just everyone blasting away in no-mans land. I had 54 kills and most had in the 30's. The game was way too long, really not much fun. Anyone know this guy? Saw his stats and has not many hanger stats.


I just left a game with baby love. Really skilled and only concerned with kills. Ka5ey popped in for a bit. I played for at least an hour. I could not shame this guy into even making a comment, much less toting a bomb. Took a screen shot and booted myself outta the game. A real bummer because I had whittled his hangars down to one. I couldn't get back in the game. He had over 20 kills when I joined. I was trying really hard to catch up and win the game to prove a point, but no dice thanks to my own screw up. I definitely think he's a sock puppet, way too good for his rank.


Please pardon the intrusion. I'm guessing that a lot of "sock puppet" second accounts will behave this way. If you put yourself in the mind of a senior player starting a second account, it's a bit humbling starting a zero. It's also a bit refreshing starting with zero deaths and not being saddled with learning curve deaths. So it's tempting to focus on kills. Not hangars, not carriers, just kills, and avoiding deaths. Nothing much we can do about these folks... except watch their stats, and alter the stats by focusing on increasing their deaths in game.
:ohmy:
Also watch out that you don't add a sock puppet to a squad. But I think that's pretty tough to screen without screening out innocents.

Just my two cents.

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ParrotHead wrote: In-pipe, really sorry I bailed. Hit the blasted quit button by mistake. Whiplash, the eternal optimist, got me in my chute just as I was hitting "airplane". We need to get that button relocated! Couldnt get back to you.

YEMX, I'm REALLY REALLY sorry I left the game... Such an inviting target. Spawn blue next time will ya!


Yah was a good game for both sides! Thought you hit the wrong button. I hate that, agree that a movement or a change in the way it switches over to quit... As always much fun getting tickled by your colorful feathers. Lol

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For anyone that doesn't understand what a sock puppet is or how it applies to M.O.Ms.....
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..."time for cake" LOL! Classic Paul, good find.

been Noushed lately?
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I AM REALLY TICKED OFF! IN-GAME I WAS ACCUSED OF MAKING STUFF UP! EG: DOGFIGHT UNDERGROUND.
I ASSURE YOU, ALL MY INFORMATION COMES FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE.
MY HAIR STYLIST:

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SO THERE!
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Sonnycruz77 wrote:

DogFight the Movie
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Sonnycruz77
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Thanks Sonny, but I told you, I DON'T do full frontal nudity. You're gonna have to find somebody else.
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As many of you know. PENELOPECRUZ was very persistent in desiring to become a M.O.M. Some All felt that he became a pain in our collective diapers. Until this:

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Now, our collective diapers are full of collected love.
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