madtothebone1 wrote:
Press Release - Las Vegas - March 4, 2023
NEW PERSONAL DEVICE WOWS ANNUAL CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW, KILLS 9, INJURES 73
The hotly anticipated Samsung Iron Cross 10 debuted at CES '23 in Las Vegas today. Weighing in at a svelte 41 tons, the three story high device is a major step in the current trend toward lighter, smaller, more portable handhelds.
The demo IC-10 was limited to only the most basic functions; standing up, crushing pedestrians with its feet, playing the game app Dogfight (seen here snatching a live, full sized biplane from the air, an automated feature of the IC-10 that pre-Iron Cross users had had to do manually) and rebooting itself then exploding without warning. From what little we were able to see tech-junkies have plenty to be excited about.
It's been rumored for months that the version of this beauty that comes to market will sport telephonics; the ability to actually speak live and in real time with a fellow user, rendering text messages, IMs and Facebook updates virtually obsolete. Our Samsung rep would not confirm...or deny...the rumor but the step-in booth with graffiti, coin slot and what appears to be a hard wired u-shaped listening/speaking tube all built into the IC-10's left ankle is causing heavy breathing and heavier speculation throughout this year's show.
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