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Dear MOM members, I have applied to become a member of MOM, someone asked me to tell you all about myself. That's going to be tough to do as I just lost my uncle. He was a great man and a pilot. Some years ago he had a aircraft incident, he landed his airplane with his landing gear up, he knew this because it took full throttle to taxi off the runway and again full throttle to taxi all the way to the hanger. In doing so he scraped off the complete bottom of his aircraft and lost his legs. (My goodness, how sad, sniffle sniffle). Inside the hospital they were able to fit him with two brand new, beautifully varnished, WOODEN legs. However yesterday he discovered that the varnish on the WOODEN was highly flammable, he caught on fire and burnt to the ground. (Loflmbo) (laying on floor laughing my butt off).
My name is Davy Crockett and I am 63 and currently reside in Knoxville Tennessee, however I spent most of my life in southern Calif. I was a commercial pilot and certified flight instructor for many years. I spent 4 years in the Navy, attack squadron 192 out of lemoore Calif. it was an A-7 outfit. We did two cruises on the USS KITTYHAWK to Yankee station off Vietnam. Now I own and rent apartments in Knoxvile.
It would be an honor to become member of MOM, it mentioned on the home page about taking bribes, I can't do that as all my bribes are reserved for cute blondes between the ages of 18 to 35. However if you live in Knoxville and are a member of MOM i will give you a $10.00 break on the rent, if I had a vacancy. Lol lol.
I was asked if i knew about rule number 6, they said i need to know it, there would be a test, however I can't find it. I DON'T NEED THIS STRESS, IM TO OLD, I CAN'T FIND IT, WHAT DO I DO?
Anyhow, take care members of MOM. Let me know if you need any more info.

ParrotHead wrote:

Sonnycruz77 wrote:

DogFight the Movie

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Sonnycruz77

Captain Noushbag

ParrotHead

Thanks Sonny, but I told you, I DON'T do full frontal nudity. You're gonna have to find somebody else.

I DO!!! I DO!!!

Sonnycruz77 wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote: I haven't read a word of the forum in over 24 hours. I feel remarkably alive. Colors are more vivid, food tastes better, I don't have the urge to blast every bird I see out of the sky. Okay...two outta three ain't bad.

Who wants a banner? Who'd prefer gum? Careful not to answer too quickly...the intelligent choice isn't as obvious as you might think. It's really good gum.

New banners are ready for:

Prompter
SonnyCruz
JangSoo
beanboy
KA5EY
Cardinal Swop


Find your banner here; s1079.beta.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquadron/library/?

Copy the IMG code under your banner's thumbnail
Paste it into the Signature box in your forum Profile (click Profile, Edit, Profile Information then scroll to the bottom)
Save
Stop furiously clawing around for a Cardinal Swop banner. It was a joke, you humorless ponce.

Welcome to the M.O.Modrome, Mr. Sonnyjangkaseybean! It's about bleedin' time you stopped dragging your feet and joined.

HAHA VERY FUNNY...!!!!
I know it is early but drink your ensure and drive your Jerry chair over to the computer and actually add my banner to photo bucket...

I don't drink Ensure, wiseass. I drink Boost. There's a hyooooge difference. I've reconsidered my vote, SonnyCruz is OUT.

(Sorry about the banner, Son. Try it now, I just re-added it to the library. I was going to make you wait another six weeks. But in the time it took to type this I've forgotten why.)

Everyone else get their banners? Prompter a k a The Artist Formerly Known as Gary-the-Pink, all set with yours?

Richyroo wrote:

. Wigbomb wrote:
Stop furiously clawing around for a Cardinal Swop banner. It was a joke, you humorless ponce. /quote]

So, that was a trap, I'm obviously a 'humorless ponce'!

Nice one wig, got me banged to rights!

Rich, you know dern well you aren't the humorless ponce(s) to whom I was referring! You're OUR humorless ponce, albeit with a finely honed sense of humor, and a high degree of non-ponce-ness. And another thing, you...uh...

Sorry, the cat just walked by. What was the question again? I need another Boost...

Has anyone seen Parrot lately?

Davy Crockett wrote: Dear MOM members,
It would be an honor to become member of MOM, it mentioned on the home page about taking bribes, I can't do that as all my bribes are reserved for BIRDBRAINBESSE.

Anyhow, take care members of MOM. Let me know if you need any more info.

I have 2 questions.
1st. Are you rich?
2nd. Do you only want me for my body?
3rd. Are you rich?

ParrotHead wrote:

Sonnycruz77 wrote:

DogFight the Movie

Staring

Sonnycruz77

Captain Noushbag

ParrotHead

Thanks Sonny, but I told you, I DON'T do full frontal nudity. You're gonna have to find somebody else.

Umm

KA5EY wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:

Sonnycruz77 wrote:

DogFight the Movie

Staring

Sonnycruz77

Captain Noushbag

ParrotHead

Thanks Sonny, but I told you, I DON'T do full frontal nudity. You're gonna have to find somebody else.

Umm

Ok FINE! I don't do it..... Anymore! Smarta$$

And what about this movie, The Bird goes to Detroit






It was a real Bomb.

Or was that the good bad and the Birdy?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: SHOOTIST: After I asked you to let the new folks up, you continued to camp for no reason. You were points racking.
You were on my team, (wearing M.O.M) we had them 80-20. And you continued.

Then you tell me to "STAND DOWN"?

Rank has nothing to do with any of this.
It's called FAIR PLAY!
HEAR ME?

Part of the message is hidden for the guests. Please log in or register to see it.

Here's your chance.

Please explain.

I question your ability to wear the M.O.M tag with decency.

An explanation would be all well and good, but this screen cap speaks loud and clear. SHOOTIST's name has been added to the ModSquad's "Persons of Interest" list. (God help me, did I unwittingly join the Dogfight version of The Department of Homeland Security? Are The Falcorns spearheading a "War on Dishonor"? My personal threat level stays consistently at paisley. But I am retroactively subjecting every one of you to racial profiling. If you're a race, you're arse is OUT. Fear my Mod Power, puny humans!)

According to ModSquad reports SHOOTIST has dodged disciplinary action by ducking out one step ahead of the storm troopers and changing his in-game name. I don't know that we have any idea what his new name is. I don't even know if he ever adopted the M.O.M tag, as he joined then immediately dropped off the map.

If anyone has any knowledge of, or encounters in-game, SHOOTIST ("A SHOOTIST by any other name would smell..." Shake-speare) Please PM me with the info, or if you prefer, post it here. Unless we hear from him PDQ with a pretty compelling defense I consider SHOOTIST to be nine toes and a nail out the friggin' door.

Opinions? Input? Torches and pitchforks?

This was disrespectful towards Paul, any players who happened to be in that game, especially any low ranking players. Shows how selfish and impudent his behavior is in this game. Makes you think how he behaves in other games and what impression he leaves. Certainly do not want younger or any other player exposed to this type of behavior.

This is the complete opposite of what we are about in this forum and all the players in the game. Definately not a MOM -OUT!

Thanks for bringing this to forefront Rick, sorry I did not react to this sooner Paul. My apologies to Paul and everyone else that was exposed to this.

I JUST GOT MY NEW BANNER AND LOVE IT...!!!

kA5EY so sorry bro! Got myself kicked..... Man topper to a rough night. You get a karma bump for jumping in to help... Was so awsome till the (. No nice words go here. ) button popped up and..................... Stinking never never land. Tried for five min in hopes of you surviving, no joy..... Heads hangin low.

v/r YEMX

Sonnycruz77 wrote:

DogFight the Movie

Staring

Sonnycruz77

Captain Noushbag

ParrotHead

Here you go Sonny. Hilarious and excellent crayon work by the way.

BrianC219 wrote: kA5EY so sorry bro! Got myself kicked..... Man topper to a rough night. You get a karma bump for jumping in to help... Was so awsome till the (. No nice words go here. ) button popped up and..................... Stinking never never land. Tried for five min in hopes of you surviving, no joy..... Heads hangin low.

v/r YEMX

Not a problem bud. I was in 2 games with one of those red guys last night with the same result. Hardley seen the end of the runway. It was the same tonight in that game. Was a bloodbath. There was parts of about 20 of my planes everywhere. You didn't miss much. One back at you

Captain Noushbag wrote:

Sonnycruz77 wrote:

DogFight the Movie

Staring

Sonnycruz77

Captain Noushbag

ParrotHead

Here you go Sonny. Hilarious and excellent crayon work by the way.

Actually flattered in VERY strange sorta way.... Ok never mind, it was gas. Screw you guys!

Sonnycruz77 wrote: I JUST GOT MY NEW BANNER AND LOVE IT...!!![/

As, man, I never got a banner!

Mmiller26 wrote:

Sonnycruz77 wrote: I JUST GOT MY NEW BANNER AND LOVE IT...!!![/

As, man, I never got a banner!

s1079.beta.photobucket.com/user/MOMsquad....jpg.html?sort=3&o=7

It easier to just copy this link and paste it into your signature in your profile.

[*IMG]i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w502/MOMsqu...er26_zpsed3b1cf1.jpg[/IMG*]

Just remove the star in the beginning of IMG and the star at the end of IMG, so it starts with [IMG] and ends with [IMG].

BIRDBRAINBESSE wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Dear MOM members,
It would be an honor to become member of MOM, it mentioned on the home page about taking bribes, I can't do that as all my bribes are reserved for BIRDBRAINBESSE.

Anyhow, take care members of MOM. Let me know if you need any more info.

I have 2 questions.
1st. Are you rich?
2nd. Do you only want me for my body?
3rd. Are you rich?

wrong post see below

BIRDBRAINBESSE wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: Dear MOM members,
It would be an honor to become member of MOM, it mentioned on the home page about taking bribes, I can't do that as all my bribes are reserved for BIRDBRAINBESSE.

Anyhow, take care members of MOM. Let me know if you need any more info.

I have 2 questions.
1st. Are you rich?
2nd. Do you only want me for my body?
3rd. Are you rich?

Nice I just asked a women those same questions the other night as I carried her down the ladder.She was HOT(Not on fire either guys).She was unconscious though.

. Wigbomb wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: SHOOTIST: After I asked you to let the new folks up, you continued to camp for no reason. You were points racking.
You were on my team, (wearing M.O.M) we had them 80-20. And you continued.

Then you tell me to "STAND DOWN"?

Rank has nothing to do with any of this.
It's called FAIR PLAY!
HEAR ME?

Part of the message is hidden for the guests. Please log in or register to see it.

Here's your chance.

Please explain.

I question your ability to wear the M.O.M tag with decency.

An explanation would be all well and good, but this screen cap speaks loud and clear. SHOOTIST's name has been added to the ModSquad's "Persons of Interest" list. (God help me, did I unwittingly join the Dogfight version of The Department of Homeland Security? Are The Falcorns spearheading a "War on Dishonor"? My personal threat level stays consistently at paisley. But I am retroactively subjecting every one of you to racial profiling. If you're a race, you're arse is OUT. Fear my Mod Power, puny humans!)

According to ModSquad reports SHOOTIST has dodged disciplinary action by ducking out one step ahead of the storm troopers and changing his in-game name. I don't know that we have any idea what his new name is. I don't even know if he ever adopted the M.O.M tag, as he joined then immediately dropped off the map.

If anyone has any knowledge of, or encounters in-game, SHOOTIST ("A SHOOTIST by any other name would smell..." Shake-speare) Please PM me with the info, or if you prefer, post it here. Unless we hear from him PDQ with a pretty compelling defense I consider SHOOTIST to be nine toes and a nail out the friggin' door.

Opinions? Input? Torches and pitchforks?

Mattock I say Ricardo !

Ah wae fong thee fecker wi ma hickory handle mattock lads ! Fear no the thee shootists gobshite !

Shootist erse be fodder fae ma highland shaggies

Ken ye buggers ?

Amen

Had a great game with coop earlier, i snagged this pic right before he dropped the bomb and won. I flew as cover. Unfortunately coop the bomb didnt show i was a sec too soon, sry buddy. But this is a cool pic, i was meer feet behind him

coop wrote: 1st. Are you rich?
2nd. Do you only want me for my body?
3rd. Are you rich?

Nice I just asked a women those same questions the other night as I carried her down the ladder.She was HOT(Not on fire either guys).She was unconscious though.

Hi guys just checking in. I'm going to try to play a lot now AND check the forum. Again sry haven't been on. Anyone want to give me a refresher from like 10 pages ago?!?!?!? I agree lets kill shootist.

Farcanal wrote:
Mattock I say Ricardo !

Ah wae fong thee fecker wi ma hickory handle mattock lads ! Fear no the thee shootists gobshite !

Shootist erse be fodder fae ma highland shaggies

Ken ye buggers ?

Amen

Geez! Now I can see HOW REALLY BAD my English is!
(Please, can someone translate this for me????)

Pedrinho wrote:

Farcanal wrote:
Mattock I say Ricardo !

Ah wae fong thee fecker wi ma hickory handle mattock lads ! Fear no the thee shootists gobshite !

Shootist erse be fodder fae ma highland shaggies

Ken ye buggers ?

Amen

Geez! Now I can see HOW REALLY BAD my English is!
(Please, can someone translate this for me????)

Translation from pidgin Scots-Chaucerian English:

I will strike the f*cker with my hickory handled farm implement lads! Do not fear the contemptible Shootist !

Shootist's ass will be food for my cattle.

Do you buggers understand?

Amen.

Congratulations to all the new members of the MOM squad, SonnyCruz, JangSoo, beanboy, & KA5EY!! Glad to have you guys on board. Wig, you out did yourself with these new banners. Karma to ya!!

I have a few questions for all you MOMsters out there. I thought it appropriate to ask these question here instead of creating a new thread.

1. What do you like about MOM?
2. In a game, what do you value most, quantity or quality?
3. Who is your favorite MOM? And why? (I said MOM, not MOMs, MOM. Kapeesh? So choose one please) Who ever gets the most votes will be MOM of the month (M.O.T.Mo). Winnder gets an expense paid vacation to no-mans land. I hear the daisies are in bloom in that area. Voting ends this Friday at 9pm CT.

Keep your answers to less than 250 words please. Some of us are old, and time is valuable. Anything more than 250, well, we'll just lose interest, then it's time to take a nap.

Mavrk12 wrote: Congratulations to all the new members of the MOM squad, SonnyCruz, JangSoo, beanboy, & KA5EY!! Glad to have you guys on board. Wig, you out did yourself with these new banners. Karma to ya!!

I have a few questions for all you MOMsters out there. I thought it appropriate to ask these question here instead of creating a new thread.

1. What do you like about MOM?
2. In a game, what do you value most, quantity or quality?
3. Who is your favorite MOM? And why? (I said MOM, not MOMs, MOM. Kapeesh? So choose one please) Who ever gets the most votes will be MOM of the month (M.O.T.Mo). Winnder gets an expense paid vacation to no-mans land. I hear the daisies are in bloom in that area. Voting ends this Friday at 9pm CT.

Keep your answers to less than 250 words please. Some of us are old, and time is valuable. Anything more than 250, well, we'll just lose interest, then it's time to take a nap.

Tuff one.... I have name's in mind, but don't want to make anyone feel bad....(many name's in mind)

EDIT: I'll do some thinking and give a name... Thx Mav....

1. What do you like about MOM?
I like MOM because I can call for her aid when my plane is being chased by Desert Rose, Skydavis or Dr. Dave.

2. In a game, what do you value most, quantity or quality?
In a chess game, I value most the quality. Love when my two advanced linked pawns win that enemy rook!
In a football game, I value not quantity nor quality; if I did, I wouldn't be a Cruzeiro fan, huh? lol
In a Dogfight game, I value quantity: the more bombs I land on that carrier, the more bullets I put on that zep, the better.
OK, ok... Answering your question: hmm... I wont answer, because otherwise I would extrapolate your 250 words rule.

3. Who is your favorite MOM? And why?
That's unfair! I refuse to answer this one, because I like 2 MOMs!
(Just kidding, of course. I like more thant 2 MOMs. In fact, I like 4 of them)