Ill send a few people over to help y'all get to where you need to be.....






Would hate to see y'all moving around to fast. That tends to make OTHER things move to

I'd want this to be on a Sunday. Saturdays are busy for me.

In case we forget...

Hey guys, seems there was some conflict in a game today that I was in with Mav. Someone on his team was spawnkilling up the arse today by the name of Alex or Alek, one of the 2 anyway. Mav had to shoot him down after several warnings, so if anything comes up as an issue with that, I will vouch for Mav.

Lol Paul!

Ok my mom was watching this show and they showed a picture of what a parent txted her kid.

Mom: Jim your grandma just died.Lol.
Jim: what!!! Why is that funny!!!!
Mom: what do u mean?
Jim: do you know what Lol means?
Mom: doesn't it mean lots of love?
Jim: no it means laugh out loud!
Mom: oh. Well I have to call a lot of people then.



This mom is not related to our MOM.

Another one was

Ring ring( phone)
Mom: hi honey(daughter) ill he home in a couple minutes i just went to the grocery store
Daughter: I know so i want u to pick something up for me there
Mom: sure what is it?
Daughter: Me!!!!!! You left me there!!!




Again no relation.



Al these were true.

lmao striker. Both of them could have been my MOM

Dlcoates1 wrote: Hey guys, seems there was some conflict in a game today that I was in with Mav. Someone on his team was spawnkilling up the arse today by the name of Alex or Alek, one of the 2 anyway. Mav had to shoot him down after several warnings, so if anything comes up as an issue with that, I will vouch for Mav.

Thanks coates. The name was actually alextrav. He was high rank player. Kept SKing their base and we didn't have a bomber near by. Like coates said, I warned him but he wouldn't listen. So I took him out. He didn't really appreciate it. So he quietly left. Keep an eye out for him.

MAVRK...moving to Texas?

M.O.M applicants: The STAR CHAMBER is meeting at this moment.

Please remain patient.

Even though sadly did not make the top 100...

PICK ME PICK ME...!!!

OVER HERE PICK ME...!!!!

Spreading frosting on cake as we speak...

Y havent we let Cruz in. Gawd he's been waiting for weeks!

Well the bright side for me is I can fall back on being a Mean Middle aged Man with 2 kids, a wife that quit her job, plenary of cars to sell, and a full time great job... Did I mention the cars. Well one car really.

Oh yay, Paul. Febreezing that "Proud New MOM" shirt while you do your thang.

So just got off a conference call with my hockey team and we play Laced tommorrow night (young fresh out of high school kids, A.K.A. PUNKS) and we have lost three games in a row to them by a goal...

So our captain has called for an old team tradition that has seem to been forgotten...
And when I say forgotten I mean kept me on the bench, I am A.K.A The Punisher...

He called for "RED ICE"... That will dramatically increase my minutes of play...
Cant wait to hit the ice and dole out the pain...

As I think most people reading this thread so I'm throwing out a thought.

Think I see an increasing number of violations in terms of both language and behavior in the game
When a player is banned or muted, it's for a day usually.
But it tends to be players with relatively low rankings that makes most violations.

Does it really matter to them?
The player may not even play on a daily basis.

I think the penalties for those who show no remorse (or can come with an acceptable excuse) should be longer than the one day.

Those who have been muted should stay muted for at least a few days or until it is clear that they have understood how to behave.

I am completely way off?
or am I on the right path?

If you've got their number Sonny why not give the Hanson Brothers a call?

I PLay daily only for two months now but the violaters are generally of low rankigs...
A harsher penalty i would agree with..

BIG TEX, I am the one who recieves the call, the last call...

I really really need to go over the rules, especially rule 6.

Had a good thing going with parrot. No fly zone was compromised

Cruel joke: Star Chamber is meeting...

Parrot told me your lies Paul... But then I made it my mission to level up by shooting him down... Leveled up on a parachute to parachute shot...
And I'm not sharing my cake anymore...

In fact i may make a STAR shaped cake and make my three children watch me eat the whole thing, WITHOUT SHARING...

You posted your cruel joke @ 2007 Hours...
It is now 2303 Hours...

See you in the air Paul Mantz Jr....................................

Applicants please remember we in the star chamber meet daily we discuss many topics and we are old,we follow an agenda like when the next bingo night will be,pudding flavor,cake oh and applications for membership as well, this process takes awhile only because we always seem to forget what we were talking about from day to day so we have to start over.So please be patient. Remember.........SH#* I forgot what I was going to say....Nevermind.
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN T-MINUS 87yrs 11 months 47 weeks 18 days 7 hrs. 44 min. 16 sec.

Ok catch-up time in reverse order...

Coop, you and the chamber boys take your time. It was my turn to muck the sheep pen and I have a pair boots that needs shining. I say no more admittance till I can see my reflection in those bad boys.

Sonny, you waited way too long to bring that back up. I mean 3 hours?!?! Paul, can't remember if he did the shake and wiggle by the time he's finished washing his hands and you want him to remember something from over 3 hours ago. Geeez! If this dude ever does make it in, we need to make him Chief of Optimism!

Ka5ey... Umm you weren't supposed to mention that... It's our little secret, remember? What you do to get in the squad doesn't have to be shared with everyone! (sssshhhhh he doesn't know I have absolutely no authority)

Jangsoo- is he an applicant? Is he Shinto? Somebody fill me in?... Andif he can't handle rule 6, we're gonna have to put him on double secret probation.

Sonny, you again! Hockey against punks? Y'all can take em. Age and deceit and good old fashion nastiness will when out.

Finally, my topic. Wig, thanks for a tremendously too long game. I swear I didn't just let you get that last bomb on the carrier, I swear! Honest, I wouldn't just let you past cuz I had to pee or anything...you did all on your own! Good game, really. Enjoyed some time with the Wigman.

Sonnycruz77 wrote: Cruel joke: Star Chamber is meeting...

Parrot told me your lies Paul... But then I made it my mission to level up by shooting him down... Leveled up on a parachute to parachute shot...
And I'm not sharing my cake anymore...

In fact i may make a STAR shaped cake and make my three children watch me eat the whole thing, WITHOUT SHARING...

You posted your cruel joke @ 2007 Hours...
It is now 2303 Hours...

See you in the air Paul Mantz Jr....................................

KA5EY wrote: Had a good thing going with parrot. No fly zone was compromised

Ummm....you....parrot....good thing going...no fly zone..........something you two want to share with the rest of us, you know like, when's the wedding!!!

Gentlemen, animals and lower life forms (wig will know who i mean haha "heathens") I am terribly sorry that my wings have had no lift for the past few days, work at the airport (LHR) is taking its toll.....its a great job and weve handled some military pallets for our great servicemen (god those guys do'ntnt pack light!) anyway ive now got a new addiction....the smell of aviation fuel is like catnip to me - love it. I will endeavour to get a few hours in this weekend so if you are airborne then il be running flank defence!

what to do when you does not have wifi or coverage on your mobile ...
Could not find the black eagles or falcons ... not even that bloody parrot
Then you have to find other prey, but this one remained on the runway
Refused to lift off, and you do not want to be accused of spwankilling
circling with the capercaillie in sight trying to take a screenshot without being thrown out
(it was not easy to photographing with the mobile phone through the telescopic sight)
When I managed the feat of photographing without losing the connection I dropped eye contact with the wood grouse for a few seconds and it was gone




(for your informatin it probably still fly around in the woods and was not injured or even tried to harm. the telescopic sight was used only as a substitute for the zoom you have on a regular camera)

Nice bird. I found a couple of youtube videos of these troublemakers...