Flyingmuck wrote:

Simmo wrote: Allan, I don't have a vote, but I would definitely have you on my side. I lived in Germany for four years (Osnabruk and Berlin), and loved it. You people are perfect - friendly, cultured, educated and efficient. As you can see I didn't even need to learn German to have a conversation.

Instant fact: Most Germans speak better English than most Australians.

My favourite girlfriend was from Hannover. That was 28 years ago. Still gives me shivers. Don't tell my wife!

By the way, I will clean the bar and change the barrels. I'm no weakling so you can also put me at the door on Club nights.

Ah ha, wait till you see sput the Spock of mom when he's had too much of his own cake!

Yeah, you can also usually hear Sput because the CAKE also tends to give him gas. I fear he may have tampered with the sacred CAKE recipe.

allan wrote: Hi to the entrie universum of MOM,

so to make it formal i would like to apply for membership of MOMs. Currently i'm a 34 year old guy living nearby Frankfurt am Main. I'm a german and i'm living there my whole life. I ever thougt that i'm one of the oldest kids playing dogfight but i noticed that i was wrong with this case. I like the idea of M.O.M very much so i would ask you if i could join. I was invited by SheibeKopf, wig and ktheo at he beginning of August. SheibeKopf already mentioned something a few posts above "player to be named later"

A little bit to the story of the thing that i could not reqeust a membership earlier. I joined the 111th squad in June and they gave me a real warm welcome. All of the members there are great guys which are nice to talk to and to fly with. They lost some top 100 players within my two month of membership such pilots like Dentinhead, Yukikaze, h r h k and Air bone and a couple of great pilots like luna6, octavia6, odenius and of course nj devil, oh sorry mean ol' devil If i forgot someone to mention here im sorry.

And i didn't like to give them the next "hurt" leaving them until their next election for leadership is over, because i really respect them. They need a time to breath and to gather a bit and therefore i waited with my request to you. The election is over and now back to the point of my posting if someone forgot it ) : I would like to join MOM can i have your votes please??


PS: Forget the idea that i clean your hangars, planes, cars, uniforms, suits, clothes, rooms, drinking bars etc. ... ))))

You already know mine and Mucks...Hell Yes

allan wrote: Hi to the entrie universum of MOM,

so to make it formal i would like to apply for membership of MOMs. Currently i'm a 34 year old guy living nearby Frankfurt am Main. I'm a german and i'm living there my whole life. I ever thougt that i'm one of the oldest kids playing dogfight but i noticed that i was wrong with this case. I like the idea of M.O.M very much so i would ask you if i could join. I was invited by SheibeKopf, wig and ktheo at he beginning of August. SheibeKopf already mentioned something a few posts above "player to be named later"

A little bit to the story of the thing that i could not reqeust a membership earlier. I joined the 111th squad in June and they gave me a real warm welcome. All of the members there are great guys which are nice to talk to and to fly with. They lost some top 100 players within my two month of membership such pilots like Dentinhead, Yukikaze, h r h k and Air bone and a couple of great pilots like luna6, octavia6, odenius and of course nj devil, oh sorry mean ol' devil If i forgot someone to mention here im sorry.

And i didn't like to give them the next "hurt" leaving them until their next election for leadership is over, because i really respect them. They need a time to breath and to gather a bit and therefore i waited with my request to you. The election is over and now back to the point of my posting if someone forgot it ) : I would like to join MOM can i have your votes please??


PS: Forget the idea that i clean your hangars, planes, cars, uniforms, suits, clothes, rooms, drinking bars etc. ... ))))

Ummm Hell Yes

coop wrote:

allan wrote: Hi to the entrie universum of MOM,

so to make it formal i would like to apply for membership of MOMs. Currently i'm a 34 year old guy living nearby Frankfurt am Main. I'm a german and i'm living there my whole life. I ever thougt that i'm one of the oldest kids playing dogfight but i noticed that i was wrong with this case. I like the idea of M.O.M very much so i would ask you if i could join. I was invited by SheibeKopf, wig and ktheo at he beginning of August. SheibeKopf already mentioned something a few posts above "player to be named later"

A little bit to the story of the thing that i could not reqeust a membership earlier. I joined the 111th squad in June and they gave me a real warm welcome. All of the members there are great guys which are nice to talk to and to fly with. They lost some top 100 players within my two month of membership such pilots like Dentinhead, Yukikaze, h r h k and Air bone and a couple of great pilots like luna6, octavia6, odenius and of course nj devil, oh sorry mean ol' devil If i forgot someone to mention here im sorry.

And i didn't like to give them the next "hurt" leaving them until their next election for leadership is over, because i really respect them. They need a time to breath and to gather a bit and therefore i waited with my request to you. The election is over and now back to the point of my posting if someone forgot it ) : I would like to join MOM can i have your votes please??


PS: Forget the idea that i clean your hangars, planes, cars, uniforms, suits, clothes, rooms, drinking bars etc. ... ))))

why did that post three times??? ok three votes yes

oedius wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

Simmo wrote: Allan, I don't have a vote, but I would definitely have you on my side. I lived in Germany for four years (Osnabruk and Berlin), and loved it. You people are perfect - friendly, cultured, educated and efficient. As you can see I didn't even need to learn German to have a conversation.

Instant fact: Most Germans speak better English than most Australians.

My favourite girlfriend was from Hannover. That was 28 years ago. Still gives me shivers. Don't tell my wife!

By the way, I will clean the bar and change the barrels. I'm no weakling so you can also put me at the door on Club nights.

Ah ha, wait till you see sput the Spock of mom when he's had too much of his own cake!

Yeah, you can also usually hear Sput because the CAKE also tends to give him gas. I fear he may have tampered with the sacred CAKE recipe.

Wondered what that sound was?...sputsputsput sprrrruttt!

allan wrote: Hi to the entrie universum of MOM,

so to make it formal i would like to apply for membership of MOMs. Currently i'm a 34 year old guy living nearby Frankfurt am Main. I'm a german and i'm living there my whole life. I ever thougt that i'm one of the oldest kids playing dogfight but i noticed that i was wrong with this case. I like the idea of M.O.M very much so i would ask you if i could join. I was invited by SheibeKopf, wig and ktheo at he beginning of August. SheibeKopf already mentioned something a few posts above "player to be named later"

A little bit to the story of the thing that i could not reqeust a membership earlier. I joined the 111th squad in June and they gave me a real warm welcome. All of the members there are great guys which are nice to talk to and to fly with. They lost some top 100 players within my two month of membership such pilots like Dentinhead, Yukikaze, h r h k and Air bone and a couple of great pilots like luna6, octavia6, odenius and of course nj devil, oh sorry mean ol' devil If i forgot someone to mention here im sorry.

And i didn't like to give them the next "hurt" leaving them until their next election for leadership is over, because i really respect them. They need a time to breath and to gather a bit and therefore i waited with my request to you. The election is over and now back to the point of my posting if someone forgot it ) : I would like to join MOM can i have your votes please??


PS: Forget the idea that i clean your hangars, planes, cars, uniforms, suits, clothes, rooms, drinking bars etc. ... ))))

I've been waiting for this.... In Vote

Fngmuck wrote:

oedius wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

Simmo wrote:
By the way, I will clean the bar and change the barrels. I'm no weakling so you can also put me at the door on Club nights.

Ah ha, wait till you see sput the Spock of mom when he's had too much of his own cake!

Yeah, you can also usually hear Sput because the CAKE also tends to give him gas. I fear he may have tampered with the sacred CAKE recipe.

Wondered what that sound was?...sputsputsput sprrrruttt![/quotAnd
LMAO!! Hey, we may have just stumbled onto why Sputs plane seems to suddenly have a "boost"! Snd all this time I have been attributing it to lag"

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Simmo wrote: Gentlemen of the most honourable MOM thread,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Simmo..

Ok..... Alright... Now which one of you guys has been honorable ? Come on , out with it.. WHO...? Is it you bopes? You have been causing problems lately... Must be Dent... Mr Nice Guy... Maybe we can go to mambee pambee land and get you some self confidence... Jack wagon.....

Now really, no more of this honorable, sir, no sir, yes sir..... AT EASE !! ......I'll be in the area all day!! More Rule 6 infractions.. I'm telling the council...

What would you do if I tell you that I want badly to break this abominable rule 6???? (Well, it is my last desperate effort trying to find out what the **** is this rule #6!)
I can even stand jail (and NO, I won't wash any seats!) - but pleeeeeeease, one of two: tell me what is it or stop torturing my curious brain, stop mentioning it!!!!
(I was looking for a picture of a wet dog to illustrate this post, but didn't find it...)

Pedrinho wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Simmo wrote: Gentlemen of the most honourable MOM thread,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Simmo..

Ok..... Alright... Now which one of you guys has been honorable ? Come on , out with it.. WHO...? Is it you bopes? You have been causing problems lately... Must be Dent... Mr Nice Guy... Maybe we can go to mambee pambee land and get you some self confidence... Jack wagon.....

Now really, no more of this honorable, sir, no sir, yes sir..... AT EASE !! ......I'll be in the area all day!! More Rule 6 infractions.. I'm telling the council...

What would you do if I tell you that I want badly to break this abominable rule 6???? (Well, it is my last desperate effort trying to find out what the **** is this rule #6!)
I can even stand jail (and NO, I won't wash any seats!) - but pleeeeeeease, one of two: tell me what is it or stop torturing my curious brain, stop mentioning it!!!!
(I was looking for a picture of a wet dog to illustrate this post, but didn't find it...)

Rule 6 sub-paragraph B states clearly that if you ask for the answer you have to wash seats or give AGNES a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

Hey Simmo, My new friend... you can spawn kill me any time..... if you join.......Mean old devil....sorry about calling u a tool the other day....would love to have u as a team mate.......you too Allen hope to see u both as my fellow brothers and team mates.....Mean old Devil aka NJ Devil

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Pedrinho wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

Simmo wrote: Gentlemen of the most honourable MOM thread,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Simmo..

Ok..... Alright... Now which one of you guys has been honorable ? Come on , out with it.. WHO...? Is it you bopes? You have been causing problems lately... Must be Dent... Mr Nice Guy... Maybe we can go to mambee pambee land and get you some self confidence... Jack wagon.....

Now really, no more of this honorable, sir, no sir, yes sir..... AT EASE !! ......I'll be in the area all day!! More Rule 6 infractions.. I'm telling the council...

What would you do if I tell you that I want badly to break this abominable rule 6???? (Well, it is my last desperate effort trying to find out what the **** is this rule #6!)
I can even stand jail (and NO, I won't wash any seats!) - but pleeeeeeease, one of two: tell me what is it or stop torturing my curious brain, stop mentioning it!!!!
(I was looking for a picture of a wet dog to illustrate this post, but didn't find it...)

Rule 6 sub-paragraph B states clearly that if you ask for the answer you have to wash seats or give AGNES a Brazilian Bikini Wax.

Rule 6 sub paragraph 7 of sub clause 8b states clearly.. Rule 6 shall be mentioned at every opportune and in-opportune moment to torment and torture curious and not curious brains, except at tea time.

Pedrinho, it's simple, really:

Rule 6 establishes that all M.O.M members must adhere to Rule 6. Rule 6 further stipulates that should any member of M.O.M follow or fail to follow Rule 6 the provisions delineated in Rule 6 will be invoked. If the provisions in Rule 6 are not invoked Rule 6 is automatically revoked and immediately replaced with Rule 6. The M.O.M Council may vote to abolish all M.O.M Rules with the exception of Rule 6 which, upon abolishing all M.O.M Rules, the council shall then invoke and enforce. Rule 6 shall thereafter be referred to as Rules 1 through 11 with the exception of Rule 6 which shall thereafter be referred to as Rule 6. Any M.O.M member found to be in violation of Rule 6 shall be subject to the penalties delineated in, but not limited to, Rule 6 and its subsections Rule 6, Rule 6 and Rule 6. The Council may not enforce Rule 6 without previously having enforced all Rules falling between Rule 5 and Rule 7. If in any proceedings the Council finds in favor of Rule 6 the Council shall be revoked and immediately replaced with Rule 6. Once having met the requirements of Rule 6 any member of M.O.M must immediately revoke him/herself and replace him/herself with a life sized cardboard standee of Rule 6.

Let me know if there's anything else you need cleared up.

Flyingmuck wrote: Spawn killing with a plane in any game is not a problem, the idea is to win! Spawn killing with a tank in DF is not much fun, in any other game I would see it as helping your team to win, soldier on carrier, well that's just pure fun, after all he can be killed and only has so much ammo and if it were not meant to happen, how come it does.

About sums it up for me perfectly. The tank spawn in DF is annoying and when it happens I report it in game which seems to unite the fliers to kill the tank. But, having said that...the game allows it so can we really get worked up over it?

Congrats to all that earned it...too much to read!

Wig, my mission is to search and destroy 93 in every game so he stops passing you on the top 100.

Allan - wow! Can we get Red now?

History lesson - Jeannete Rankin is the only member of Congress to vote "no" to our involvement in both World War I and World War II (actually the only one to vote "no" on WWII). In her honor (dis-honor?) I vote "no" on Allan. I just always want to hold this over his head when he shoots me down!

I've been gone for a long time again! whew! work gets busier and busier this BER months. What else is new in the advertising world. Now, Mr Dentinhead! Mr Royal Highness! I want to say Congratulations Sir! You truly deserve it! I got disconnected sorry I didnt notice right away!

allan wrote: Hi to the entrie universum of MOM,

so to make it formal i would like to apply for membership of MOMs. Currently i'm a 34 year old guy living nearby Frankfurt am Main. I'm a german and i'm living there my whole life. I ever thougt that i'm one of the oldest kids playing dogfight but i noticed that i was wrong with this case. I like the idea of M.O.M very much so i would ask you if i could join. I was invited by SheibeKopf, wig and ktheo at he beginning of August. SheibeKopf already mentioned something a few posts above "player to be named later"

A little bit to the story of the thing that i could not reqeust a membership earlier. I joined the 111th squad in June and they gave me a real warm welcome. All of the members there are great guys which are nice to talk to and to fly with. They lost some top 100 players within my two month of membership such pilots like Dentinhead, Yukikaze, h r h k and Air bone and a couple of great pilots like luna6, octavia6, odenius and of course nj devil, oh sorry mean ol' devil If i forgot someone to mention here im sorry.

And i didn't like to give them the next "hurt" leaving them until their next election for leadership is over, because i really respect them. They need a time to breath and to gather a bit and therefore i waited with my request to you. The election is over and now back to the point of my posting if someone forgot it ) : I would like to join MOM can i have your votes please??


PS: Forget the idea that i clean your hangars, planes, cars, uniforms, suits, clothes, rooms, drinking bars etc. ... ))))

Heyll to the yes!! I've played with and against you, you are very respectful!! And a great pilot. You don't need to worry about cleaning anything, we have that covered. Welcome aboard!!!

. Wigbomb wrote: Pedrinho, it's simple, really:

Rule 6 establishes that all M.O.M members must adhere to Rule 6. Rule 6 further stipulates that should any member of M.O.M follow or fail to follow Rule 6 the provisions delineated in Rule 6 will be invoked. If the provisions in Rule 6 are not invoked Rule 6 is automatically revoked and immediately replaced with Rule 6. The M.O.M Council may vote to abolish all M.O.M Rules with the exception of Rule 6 which, upon abolishing all M.O.M Rules, the council shall then invoke and enforce. Rule 6 shall thereafter be referred to as Rules 1 through 11 with the exception of Rule 6 which shall thereafter be referred to as Rule 6. Any M.O.M member found to be in violation of Rule 6 shall be subject to the penalties delineated in, but not limited to, Rule 6 and its subsections Rule 6, Rule 6 and Rule 6. The Council may not enforce Rule 6 without previously having enforced all Rules falling between Rule 5 and Rule 7. If in any proceedings the Council finds in favor of Rule 6 the Council shall be revoked and immediately replaced with Rule 6. Once having met the requirements of Rule 6 any member of M.O.M must immediately revoke him/herself and replace him/herself with a life sized cardboard standee of Rule 6.

Let me know if there's anything else you need cleared up.

Don't forget Wig, newbies will have to repeat Rule#6 in one breathe, and has to be said quickly, preferrably in less than 20 seconds. It used to be 10 but I think Sput fainted after 5 seconds. 20 is less pressure.

Hey just wanted to say I ran into Dianne....or should I say got ran over by WOW......She shot me down 13 times oh $hit lost track at 13..... she tore my ole a$$ up....Need hemriod surgery now....lol. I tried to make her fell bad into joining mom...I told her I guess I'm her new bitch..she laughd....but said no....but did say if she was gonna, she would join us.....mean ole devil.....I'll be repairing my plane...it has nice new air flow with all the holes in it....she's too good..lol

Hey, Devil. My self esteem is still laying there smoldering with what's left of my plane! Yeah, Dianne is "uncanny".

. Wigbomb wrote: Pedrinho, it's simple, really:

Rule 6 establishes that all M.O.M members must adhere to Rule 6. Rule 6 further stipulates that should any member of M.O.M follow or fail to follow Rule 6 the provisions delineated in Rule 6 will be invoked. If the provisions in Rule 6 are not invoked Rule 6 is automatically revoked and immediately replaced with Rule 6. The M.O.M Council may vote to abolish all M.O.M Rules with the exception of Rule 6 which, upon abolishing all M.O.M Rules, the council shall then invoke and enforce. Rule 6 shall thereafter be referred to as Rules 1 through 11 with the exception of Rule 6 which shall thereafter be referred to as Rule 6. Any M.O.M member found to be in violation of Rule 6 shall be subject to the penalties delineated in, but not limited to, Rule 6 and its subsections Rule 6, Rule 6 and Rule 6. The Council may not enforce Rule 6 without previously having enforced all Rules falling between Rule 5 and Rule 7. If in any proceedings the Council finds in favor of Rule 6 the Council shall be revoked and immediately replaced with Rule 6. Once having met the requirements of Rule 6 any member of M.O.M must immediately revoke him/herself and replace him/herself with a life sized cardboard standee of Rule 6.

Let me know if there's anything else you need cleared up.

Am I the only one to understand this? Pedrinho (knock knock) Pedrinho ho ho... As my alter ego (Mr . Wiggy! #98) clearly stated above, Rule 6 is the CORE RULE of M.O.M.. Get with it!!! (obviously you have not read the RULES)
Rule 6 is defined in it's Entirety in Rule 1. which is totaly precursored in Rule 2 of which is undeniably contractually obligated and binded by RULE 3..

This is why Wig and I are here for you... Wiggy knows all, and what he doesn't know.. I make sh*t up to cover any loop holes of RULE 6.. CYA Buddy, CYA.. It's the government way.. 32 years experience..

Flyingmuck wrote:

allan wrote: Hi Flyingmuck, pour german beer out of a barrel with a tap system (unknown if this is the right translation )is fine for me )

Just lay me under it and open the tap!!!

I was in Germany for 4 years.. You mean they have BEER my beloved Deutschland? BEER??

AHHHH, that must have been that frothy liquid I was chasing "Stein hager Schnapse" down with... I vaguely remember that now.. it's starting to come back, wait.. Gone.. never mind... Germany,,, yeah great country hope to go there sometime.. They have BEER there.. Read it in a book.. WIG help me ???!!!

Ender wrote: I've been gone for a long time again! whew! work gets busier and busier this BER months. What else is new in the advertising world. Now, Mr Dentinhead! Mr Royal Highness! I want to say Congratulations Sir! You truly deserve it! I got disconnected sorry I didnt notice right away!

Thanks Ender. N Glad to see ya back here.

Hi ScheiBe Kopf,

if you ever come to Germany please let me know. Yes besides good beer we have a sortiment of "schnaps" too If it is somehow possible i want to travel to USA. I want to know a little peace of that great country and people there during the vacation. Hopefully it happens sometimes ...

Hey Allan let me know when your comming o have two homes one in New Jersey ....one in South Carolina by myrtle beach...my friend.....welcome aboard brother....mean ole devil... ....oh and ill have u try apple pie moon shine...

oedius wrote: Hey, Devil. My self esteem is still laying there smoldering with what's left of my plane! Yeah, Dianne is "uncanny".

DIANNE! When I see that name in a game I am filled with dread and foreboding and I know I am already dead.

new jersey devil wrote: Hey Allan let me know when your comming o have two homes one in New Jersey ....one in South Carolina by myrtle beach...my friend.....welcome aboard brother....mean ole devil... ....oh and ill have u try apple pie moon shine...

I'm going to North Carolina soon, don't when, but soon as I can, may even end up living there in a little town called Marion.

allan wrote: Hi ScheiBe Kopf,

if you ever come to Germany please let me know. Yes besides good beer we have a sortiment of "schnaps" too If it is somehow possible i want to travel to USA. I want to know a little peace of that great country and people there during the vacation. Hopefully it happens sometimes ...

Thanks Mario.. and let me know if you make it near Fort Worth Texas.. I will be in Rom,Italien at the end of November..

Willkommen in der verruckten welt des MOM Geschwader..

common, leave dianne alone

I thought this squad was called

Mean Old M E N

I mean you'll be destroying the MCP image I have of a

typical MOM member

So what's happened?
Notice anything different in the recipe?

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