Amen to Allan as a MOM! real skills, real character...definitely want him on my side of any game!

new jersey devil wrote: Hey just wanted to say I ran into Dianne....or should I say got ran over by WOW......She shot me down 13 times oh $hit lost track at 13..... she tore my ole a$$ up....Need hemriod surgery now....lol. I tried to make her fell bad into joining mom...I told her I guess I'm her new bitch..she laughd....but said no....but did say if she was gonna, she would join us.....mean ole devil.....I'll be repairing my plane...it has nice new air flow with all the holes in it....she's too good..lol

Dianne, Danielle...whatever...(damn, my alzheimers is getting more obvious every day!) she's murder with wings...if we can bottle whatever she has Sput will never have to clean another plane...no one could touch em...

Yes, Singh, it is "Mean Old Men". Old as in "Hey, old buddy, sure great to see ya! How's the fam? Catch that game the other night old chum? How 'bout this weather old pal?" Men as in, "All men are created equal", "the family of men", "Menkind" (only in this case unkind) and other sexist spins the sexism of which to which we don't subscribe, and Mean as in...blowing your face off with one hand while kicking the nearest puppy handy with one foot and simultaneously slapping a cop for helping an old lady cross the street when you'd just been winding up to kick her into oncoming traffic with your remaining foot. Only Cute.

We stopped caring about chronological years, "age", as soon as MOM was formed. We quickly realized that "Mean" has a myriad of meanings and all of them are equally non-age specifically...mean.

Sure sounds like Dianne to me! At least when she's kicking my puppy with one gun while separating me from my face with the other. (Credit to Blobularz for the "face blowing off" image.)

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I joined about a month ago and I would like my name to be posted on the home screen

No bama, with all due respect, you didn't join. You mistakenly thought you were joining, a natural error, but you must first be invited by a M.O.M member then voted in by the entire squad. Check our admissions policy on page one of this thread. Thanks for your interest. Feel free to tell us a bit about yourself while you're here. Then get out. (joking. But not really. But, yeah, it was a joke. Only serious.)

Ok so you want me to just leave MOM

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bama21 wrote: I joined about a month ago and I would like my name to be posted on the home screen

Never heard of you, how old are you? What are you? Nothing on your profile! Are you mean, are you not young, are you cute while being mean? These are questions that must be answered in triplicate and delivered by last post yesterday or the day after.

[e]Sputnik wrote: So what's happened?
Notice anything different in the recipe?

Sput, I know that ( Mr . Wiggy! #98) is keeping the real ingredients to Cake hidden.. So maybe you will have to steal a slice or hunk and " back engineer" that recipe.. what ever your doing now, ain't workin... man.. any Pepto around?

Welcome Allan to MOM Squadron.

PEDRINHO, Rule # 6 is everywhere, as beautiful women in your country... Is the mighty rule that keep this Squadron together . So powerfull than even the humble paper can't hold it ( in this case, a vitual page ). Whenever you need it, just invoke its help, and this is the most important ,my friend, try not to FORGET RULE # 6...!!!

I'm 13 I just had 15 kills and 1 crash on the dogfight battle

Flyingmuck wrote:

oedius wrote: Hey, Devil. My self esteem is still laying there smoldering with what's left of my plane! Yeah, Dianne is "uncanny".

DIANNE! When I see that name in a game I am filled with dread and foreboding and I know I am already dead.

She is one of those "gifted" pilots that you just wonder what is her secret. Better eyesight, steadier touch? Maybe just a natural. Regardless, I always feel that mixing it up with such good dogfighters is "positive pressure" that will make or break you. Sometimes it's hard to tell which!

bama21 wrote: I'm 13 I just had 15 kills and 1 crash on the dogfight battle

Suggestion, if you're flying with the MOM tag, take it off. Then come back here and state your case to be considered as a prodigy. Then accept whatever decision is decided.
SIMPLES yes

Has Big Tex gone AWOL not seen or heard anything of him

I saw Big Tex briefly the other day in a game. He must be playing furiously somewhere, I see he moved up a notch on the rankings. I bet he's feeling the pressure from Wig.

Flyingmuck wrote: Has Big Tex gone AWOL not seen or heard anything of him

I was wondering about DUCK. SEND HIM PLEASANT THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS! The power of the "masses" can accomplish miracles. Love to Jon and *MOM*HEIDI.

Tex,better be smokin' some ribs for me. He makes the best!

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: Has Big Tex gone AWOL not seen or heard anything of him

I was wondering about DUCK. SEND HIM PLEASANT THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS! The power of the "masses" can accomplish miracles. Love to Jon and *MOM*HEIDI.

Tex,better be smokin' some ribs for me. He makes the best!

Was thinking about Duck earlier when I had a headache and just thought to myself I should think myself lucky.

Hey felabad , raising u one Karma point because ur too cool.....mean ole devil......lol.

Someone here took my Dress... You'd better not get holes or burn marks in my new dress while in Dogfight skies. I'll be watchin.... good thing my man bra doesn't fit anyone here.......

bama21 wrote: I joined about a month ago and I would like my name to be posted on the home screen

ooooohhhh man. I don't remember you askin....I do forget things....I'm sure I didn't forget this.... Wait tag in front or back... I forgot..

Bama, as Mr. F Muck suggested (a dash of meaningless well-meant Karma for ya, much belatedly, Mucky) you need to drop the M.O.M tag, back it up a notch, follow the established protocol we fully intend to establish three weeks from this coming last month, and ask before hauling off and thinking you've joined. Again, we understand it's a natural mistake and you aren't alone. There must be hundreds of maladjusted people of all ages in Dogfight who would want the stigma of M.O.M emblazoned above their names. Sport, old sput, this one falls directly atop your bailiwick. You're the M.O.M Prodigy Council of one which makes you the only respectable governing body around here. You might think that's in your favor but you might think wrong. Now I'm afraid I shall have to shoot you. We can't have anything resembling respectability within a restraining order's distance of M.O.M. Go to your treehouse and do something disrespectable before I see you and smack you in the bullets with my face.

dentinhead wrote:

bama21 wrote: I joined about a month ago and I would like my name to be posted on the home screen

ooooohhhh man. I don't remember you askin....I do forget things....I'm sure I didn't forget this.... Wait tag in front or back... I forgot..

Remember, the tag follows you, but if in doubt pull to the side,you may walk funny it may even hurt a bit, but you'll know you got it half rightand you'll know you've had the dubious but great pleasure of giving Paul a damn good laugh!
Oh and you're man bra......marvellous double barrelled slingshot, though using it in flight does tend to make ones airplane wobble a bit..

Hey has anyone seen Conoco ?.....how's my buddy killahboy808 doing?...he's a good kid....Pedrinho what's up my dude....mean ole devil....hey I'm in jail for the next 8 hours can I.get some bail money ....mom.....lol

new jersey devil wrote: Hey has anyone seen Conoco ?.....how's my buddy killahboy808 doing?...he's a good kid....Pedrinho what's up my dude....mean ole devil....hey I'm in jail for the next 8 hours can I.get some bail money ....mom.....lol

Sput spent it all on the new cake recipe

Sput is that true you have no bail money for uncle devil....well its only 8 hours ill keep my cheeks tight....lol....thanks muck my friend...hey can I get a cake with a hack saw in it...please sput.

new jersey devil wrote: Sput is that true you have no bail money for uncle devil....well its only 8 hours ill keep my cheeks tight....lol....thanks muck my friend...hey can I get a cake with a hack saw in it...please sput.

Hey this is for all of the things you've done to me.
I told you DON'T DRINK AND FLY!!!

I am really enjoying you guys.
About my brazilian friends, my wife uses to say that "I don't have a friends circle: I have a staff of crazy people around me"...
They are musicians, chess players, nerds, hikers, and the like... Imagine if she could read in English, and could find this forum, and became aware of you guys? hahahahahaha She would leave me, for sure...

But thanks for all that lessons about the rule 6 - I finally found the link to it, and I am almost finished reading it.
But I wish you applied the rule 6 on Bama as hard as it was applied to me.

And again, thanks FlyingMuck. For "you know what".

Hope I can find where my little 10 months young daughter put my android phone this morning, because I need to put some bullets on Wig's and Devil's ariplanes...

Wow guys great night at work....the following items were found. In A shake down 3, razors....one 8 inch sharpened rod...4 lighters ......various other inmate pleasuring devices of.the sexual nature....these guys are too much fun..just think o get paid to do.this....I love my job...who says crime don't pay...mean ole jailin devil.....3 years to retirement....South Carolina here I come...

new jersey devil wrote: Sput is that true you have no bail money for uncle devil....well its only 8 hours ill keep my cheeks tight and.....lol....thanks muck my friend...

Keep your back to the wall and whatever you do don't pick up the soap

Hey Pedrinho glade you still alive. When I see u ima gonna bust a cap in ur planes a$$.....lol...my friend....mean ole gangsta devil..