Sorry Muck just keeping with the 70% gibberish... Lol and No no luck with Dianne I will have to spew some of my Cooper charm at her...

Flyingmuck wrote:

coop wrote: Don't fret boss we have your back...

Coop, what are you talking about?

Sorry coop lost connection couldn't get back, you get anywhere with Dianne?

We gotta protect the boss brother

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Yes Wig, I witnessed bopes and Dogss conspiring against Mother MOM... I think they said BOUNTY... Not sure.. All I know is that it wasn't enough for me to get that Mercedes .. So your safe from me( like that's comforting)... if we had some rules to cover this incident someone would be in big trouble.. Rule 6 is being stretched to its limit as it is.. Better call in Sput and arrange some protection from the Prodigies.. Left handed Louie is always available ..

We knew this could happen..... Yup we got us a real coup here, yes sireee![/quote]

A real coop {coup}...lol you had me from hello...{sorry been a long strange trip tonight}

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Yes Wig, I witnessed bopes and Dogss conspiring against Mother MOM... I think they said BOUNTY... Not sure.. All I know is that it wasn't enough for me to get that Mercedes .. So your safe from me( like that's comforting)... if we had some rules to cover this incident someone would be in big trouble.. Rule 6 is being stretched to its limit as it is.. Better call in Sput and arrange some protection from the Prodigies.. Left handed Louie is always available ..

We knew this could happen..... Yup we got us a real coup here, yes sireee!

No worries ole Imperial Ruler of M.O.M Jimmy the Lip will call out Big Tex and the Rangers to run a cover and protect mission..AT ANY COST FOR THE BOSS

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Yes Wig, I witnessed bopes and Dogss conspiring against Mother MOM... I think they said BOUNTY... Not sure.. All I know is that it wasn't enough for me to get that Mercedes .. So your safe from me( like that's comforting)... if we had some rules to cover this incident someone would be in big trouble.. Rule 6 is being stretched to its limit as it is.. Better call in Sput and arrange some protection from the Prodigies.. Left handed Louie is always available ..

We knew this could happen..... Yup we got us a real coup here, yes sireee!

Friends, MOM-ans and countrymen, quite frankly I am shocked, SHOCKED!

Conspiracy?!? You say.

Coup?!? You say.

You people just don't GET IT, do you ? If we don't put a stop to the madness of king wig (go ahead, Paul, tell em about the blue pee), then Big Tex is just the next victim on his list! Then Gaavster, then Hatinring, Captain Montebon, Marko ... it goes on and on. I'm talking about the top 100, people. The cream of the MOM crop. The ne plus ultra. The best of the best. Wig is singlehandedly trying to dethrone ALL of those great players , including the ultimate player, the living legend himself, the man who wrote the book (at least the one about never dropping your bomb in a bombing game) B STRACHAN! !!!

Is that what you want? Remember, after King George went mad, the Brits lost to the colonies. Is that what you want?

Dogss gets it. This ain't a conspiracy or coup. It aint a coop, neither. It's an INTERVENTION. Wig needs our help. Me and Dogss aim to give it to him. Who's with us?

bopes,Dogss... How did this happen? He's #100.. Those poor noobs suffered so.. I have been with wig for years (seems that long anyway), a devoted John Adams to the once revered Washington of M.O.M... Blind devotion to a Jones cult massacre is waiting in the wings for M.O.M.. I have been blind to his rise in rank leaving me to wallow around at #152... Always telling me he had my back in games while I was actually being sacrificed for another wounded kill for him to gobble up.. I was Blind but now I see... Thank you OH Mighty bopes and you too dogss. You have opened my eyes.. I am in, yes count me one of the fallen who will rise up in bringing that poor misguided Wig back from the bowels of the SACRED TOP 100 and put his mind back to his quasi normal state.. Thanks for the revelation..



secretly......Wig.. I'm with you bub... I'm creaping up on the 100 also..hee hee hee.. See you soon in the sacred group buddy... they of little faith will not see us rise.. talk to you later big guy,,, PM me lets chat.....!!

coop wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

coop wrote: Don't fret boss we have your back...

Coop, what are you talking about?

Sorry coop lost connection couldn't get back, you get anywhere with Dianne?

We gotta protect the boss brother

Yep figured that's what you were talking about and I'm with you bro, any man, who can wear a wig the way wig wears a wig should be protected by the best....untill then he'll just have to settle for us!

Oh and you're right about lapa, he's good and I think he may have been angling for an invite during that game, so yeah someone should throw a line to him when he's next spotted.

Hey Good Morning to all you fine mothers.....lol...and hello to the rest.....anyone going up....ill be up in 10 minutes to have some devilish fun.....mean ole devil......lol.

new jersey devil wrote: Hey Good Morning to all you fine mothers.....lol...and hello to the rest.....anyone going up....ill be up in 10 minutes to have some devilish fun.....mean ole devil......lol.

Morning/afternoon I might grab a quickie before I grab a couple more zz's

You guys have fun! I'll be there in spirit. Gotta try to take some steps in a few.

I don' t know what to believe anymore! Doggs you recruited me to under the watchful wing of wig. Now you say that he must be stopped? All for what, drunken destruction of noobs? Killing noobs while intoxicated is something we all do, even if you won't confess to it. What does the scripture of rule 6 state; "...when flying with a noble adversary a MOM shall not let his pilot seeds (noobs) spill onto unfertile ground." But come on... we all have "wacked off" a noob when no one is watching for nothing but the cheap thrill of a rise in stats.. If you are stating that you hands are clean from this "sin", i shall call you a liar. I personally witnessed coop and doggs spilling noobs across the ground together when they didn't think anyone was there to see. I say, let the first mom without sin straffe me from the sky... I will go without resistance. I have a feeling I shall continue to soar. We are all brothers in arms here, Lets fight together, and if one of us has to step aside to take care of personal needs..... I say we advert our eyes. Long live Wig and long live MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Yes Wig, I witnessed bopes and Dogss conspiring against Mother MOM... I think they said BOUNTY... Not sure.. All I know is that it wasn't enough for me to get that Mercedes .. So your safe from me( like that's comforting)... if we had some rules to cover this incident someone would be in big trouble.. Rule 6 is being stretched to its limit as it is.. Better call in Sput and arrange some protection from the Prodigies.. Left handed Louie is always available ..

We knew this could happen..... Yup we got us a real coup here, yes sireee!

Uh oh....are we talking just a regular "coup" or a "coup de grace"? This may be the time for Wig to have his very own elite Republican Guard put in place. A special sub squadron of M.O.M. if you will.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: You guys have fun! I'll be there in spirit. Gotta try to take some steps in a few.

We're with you all the steps you take Paul.

oedius wrote:

SheiBe Kopf wrote: Yes Wig, I witnessed bopes and Dogss conspiring against Mother MOM... I think they said BOUNTY... Not sure.. All I know is that it wasn't enough for me to get that Mercedes .. So your safe from me( like that's comforting)... if we had some rules to cover this incident someone would be in big trouble.. Rule 6 is being stretched to its limit as it is.. Better call in Sput and arrange some protection from the Prodigies.. Left handed Louie is always available ..

We knew this could happen..... Yup we got us a real coup here, yes sireee!

Uh oh....are we talking just a regular "coup" or a "coup de grace"? This may be the time for Wig to have is very own elite Republican Guard put in place. A special sub squadron of M.O.M. if you will.

MOM's Praetorian Wiggy Guard! Hail Wig we who are about to die salute you, kind of thing.
In the end though let us not forget we are all MOM's, some are just a little more MOM than others

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: You guys have fun! I'll be there in spirit. Gotta try to take some steps in a few.

Walk Naked Friend

Good Luck

We need Dianne.
She's great at head on and parachute.
I'm starting to think she's another copy of me.

Chillax and enjoy some CAKE, you guys. By the way...Sput is a beard, (though Sput has no beard) a front, a sockpuppet. He no more has the CAKE recipe than the man in the moon has...um...y'know...the CAKE recipe. But by all means go ahead, foment your insurgency, let Master Baker Sput bake you ingrates some cake. (note the lower case; incontrovertible proof of fake CAKE) then see how quickly you trample each other gunning it for the hurlatorium and your chance to bark at the ants. I anticipated this moment before most of you knew there was such a thing as CAKE fercrissake. Read your history; the power structure is protected not by walls or electric fences (cool idea, though) but by distraction, by keeping the eyes of the masses on the wrong ball. Turning you all into cakeheads has filled page after page of this thread with frothing, goofed-out cake-speak while I was busy doing what had to be done. Now that it's done, now that you're hooked, now that there's no more reason to rise up against HE (that shall be called HIM) who wigged you out on the junk in the first place than the man in the moon has...like...reasons for stuff...you can either stick to your guns, enjoy the pink snakes and kak up a lung or three...OR...sit back at M.O.M's house, put up your feet, zone out in front of reruns of The Hat Squad and gorge yourself on all the genuine CAKE you can eat. The formula for which, as you might now guess, is not in a vault in Sputnik's treehouse, but resides in the dome beneath my skypiece. (another hat reference, there are intricate thematic subtleties and subtexts here that will likely be lost on all but the most discerning few of you. I'm thinking Conoco and...yeah, that's about it.) Parts of the recipe I've memorized in Farsi, others in Tagalog, still others in...ah...but we're dangerously close to TMI. Here's the point; You want your CAKE? Talk to the wig, baby.

The choice has always (never) been entirely yours (mine) to make. I can always go over to the Enigma Corp's strip joint HQ and start whipping up CAKE for them. They have a real "council", in case you hadn't noticed.

By the way, this only applies to Bopes and dogss. The rest of you are okie doke by me. Why do you think I made Bopes Pope? Ever meet a Pope you could trust to hold your wallet? Nope and nope. But you can always see one coming for that daffy giant condom on his head. (again, note the recurring wig/head/hat theme backmasked into these lines) You two are welcome back in the fold, no repercussions, no hard feelings, business as unusual. Or you can tough it out cold-cakey, twitch a while and see how that works for ya. Again, you (I) call the shots.

I'd love to stay and chat a while longer but I've got stacks of drunken noobs to kill. A M.O.M's work is never done.

Dear Sirs,

A few weeks ago a noble gentleman asked Attila if he would consider joining Mom. Attila only does not remeber the name of that fearless knight of the sky. Attila was a bit surprised. He never thought of grouping. Normaly he would fly the skies of the box alone. Picking a fight here, bombing a bit there, enjoying the comradery amoungst other flying men, women and children. Just for the fun of it.


Now he thinks why the hell not joining the finest squad of the box: M.O.M. a bunch of old men (and wannabees).

So mother... Am i in?

Attila (1971)

Hooah brother...UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL. SEE YA IN THE WEE HRS BROTHER

Well well well....wig has now entered the top 100. Let me tell you something fancy pants hopefully u can hear me over the sound of that swanky upscale jazz bar you're sitting in with your gross oversized cigar and vintage fall jacket..stay out of the top thirty, I see u even approaching me up here I call up the dogss of war a secret rouge group of players ready to activate in a second think terrorist cells. Bopes u know what im talking about rule 66. Friends in really high high high places wiggy u cute sociopath u.

Attila wrote: Dear Sirs,

A few weeks ago a noble gentleman asked Attila if he would consider joining Mom. Attila only does not remeber the name of that fearless knight of the sky. Attila was a bit surprised. He never thought of grouping. Normaly he would fly the skies of the box alone. Picking a fight here, bombing a bit there, enjoying the comradery amoungst other flying men, women and children. Just for the fun of it.


Now he thinks why the hell not joining the finest squad of the box: M.O.M. a bunch of old men (and wannabees).

So mother... Am i in?

Attila (1971)

What did you bring for a bribe? Rule 6.

Only a bottle of Glennlivet, Single malt and my (ahum) good looks...

Bottom line noobs will die... As a noob you have all killed me... And I say so what we fly we die but we need to do it together as. MOM'S wig is my brother and friend and I say if you want him there is a few you will have to go through... See when I play I really don't play I'm there to watch ....hahaha and you are all GUILTY of the crime you accuse our MOTHER of..

To add to my previous post before entering a mission now after a mission.

I ran into King Wig. As he now calls himself congratulations you've annointed a certified maniac.

dogss wrote: To add to my previous post before entering a mission now after a mission.

I ran into King Wig. As he now calls himself congratulations you've annointed a certified maniac.

I am jealous!

oedius wrote:

dogss wrote: To add to my previous post before entering a mission now after a mission.

I ran into King Wig. As he now calls himself congratulations you've annointed a certified maniac.

I am jealous!

Aren't "Royalty" inbred? Or is it only OUR's?

Exactly Paul. I ask one question what of the other members of the board of admissions and everone in mom. Will u sit back while wig blitzkriegs his way through mom like Hitler Europe. Not me and bopes we're like England and America over here we could use a Russia? Wig surrender to me or bopes in game and spare yourself a pitiful end.

Well well what we've got here is failure to communicate... I can't believe you noob protectors gee I remember when I was a noob getting pummeled by B and bizmart etc etc.. I have probably played with B longer than most here. And B just do me a favor and watch your back cause there are a few conspicuous folks around the top 50 or looking to take your spot... Hummm look in the mirror gentleman... If the dogs of war will be called down... Been there done that.. and im still here. So if your gonna call them down be prepared to pick them up at the pound and the one's who don't make it... My condolences to there next of kin they died for nothing... Come heavy or stay home

How did you all get in the top 100 hummm I'm just guessing here I'm sure no noobs were harmed in your rise to the top... Hippocrates I say

OUR MOTHER I SHALL DEFEND WHO'S IN SHOW OF HANDS