. Wigbomb wrote: this only applies to Bopes and dogss. The rest of you are okie doke by me. Why do you think I made Bopes Pope? Ever meet a Pope you could trust to hold your wallet? Nope and nope. But you can always see one coming for that daffy giant condom on his head. (again, note the recurring wig/head/hat theme backmasked into these lines) You two are welcome back in the fold, no repercussions, no hard feelings, business as unusual. Or you can tough it out cold-cakey, twitch a while and see how that works for ya. Again, you (I) call the shots.

No YOU call the shots Wig!

I'm a figment of your tripolar imagination, remember, playing out your shadow puppet show in the Mercury Theater of your head. In fact (scary thought) we all are. Goo goo goo joob, and all that.

But every king needs a pope, and you knew that, and you picked me! And that's OK! You are a good casting director. I embrace the role (even the condom-shaped hat part). It's a lot of fun, really. But Wig (reality check here) -- it's just a play, right? And the play is Murder in the Cathedral, right? Or did someone hand me the wrong script? Is there a play where everything ends up hunky dory between the king and the pope? I guess we could change the ending if it doesn't screen well . . .

Apart from that, you should never EVER take anything I've ever said in the game or in this forum seriously (with the exception of serious real world stuff like death, suffering, love, how to fix your password, etc., oh, did I mention APPRECIATION OF ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR US, yes ma). Remember, other than that it's all 70% gibberish, 30% cute. Don't ever stop changing, Wig.

PS: can I go back and play now? Me and Dogss have some king ass to whup . . .

coop wrote: OUR MOTHER I SHALL DEFEND WHO'S IN SHOW OF HANDS

Coop check your p messages.

Hah wig went out and hired a bodyguard way before his plan was set into place.

What more evidence do I need. Sheep you wanna be blind go walk with the Shepard me my eyes are wide fn open


PS bopes stop acting like a pope and trying to pick the winning side before the war.At least stay loyal to my unloyalty. U think wig will just welcome u back he's got plans for u bopes do not take him up on his invite to dinner and a drink

6 steps..1/2 hr...I feel as though I walked to heaven.

I felt you holding me up! I can't thank all of you enough for your support.

dogss wrote: PS bopes stop acting like a pope and trying to pick the winning side before the war.At least stay loyal to my unloyalty. U think wig will just welcome u back he's got plans for u bopes do not take him up on his invite to dinner and a drink

(Easy Dogss I know what I'm doing here. It's Pope stuff, waving incense around, and all like that )

Ahem, and as we all know, this aint about just killing noobs. It's much bigger than that. It's about displacing the natural order of things. It may well be about averting the apocalypse. A quick back-of-the napkin caclulation estimates that if Wig maintains his current rate on his upward rampage through the rankings, he may well displace B Strachan at the top of the list on DECEMBER 21, 2012!!! Ring any bells? As pope I have to keep up with prophecies. And for some reason I got a bad feeling about this . . .

PS: Dogss you got a dinner/drink invite? Hmmph!

bopes wrote:

dogss wrote: PS bopes stop acting like a pope and trying to pick the winning side before the war.At least stay loyal to my unloyalty. U think wig will just welcome u back he's got plans for u bopes do not take him up on his invite to dinner and a drink

(Easy Dogss I know what I'm doing here. It's Pope stuff, waving incense around, and all like that )

Ahem, and as we all know, this aint about just killing noobs. It's much bigger than that. It's about displacing the natural order of things. It may well be about averting the apocalypse. A quick back-of-the napkin caclulation estimates that if Wig maintains his current rate on his upward rampage through the rankings, he may well displace B Strachan at the top of the list on DECEMBER 21, 2012!!! Ring any bells? As pope I have to keep up with prophecies. And for some reason I got a bad feeling about this . . .

Ah hah! So, all that Mayan calendar stuff was merely a distraction? Ingenious!

Umm I'm confuzzleda.
Can I go play now?
Your planes are ready and Agnes won't need another sponge bath in a month.

[e]Sputnik wrote: Umm I'm confuzzleda.
Can I go play now?
Your planes are ready and Agnes won't need another sponge bath in a month.

Oh no, Sput! I hope that you did not use undiluted chlorine bleach!

Edited to add; if so, you will need to now give Agnes a full body rub down with baby oil and Jergen's skin cream!

Trigger wrote: I don' t know what to believe anymore! Doggs you recruited me to under the watchful wing of wig. Now you say that he must be stopped? All for what, drunken destruction of noobs? Killing noobs while intoxicated is something we all do, even if you won't confess to it. What does the scripture of rule 6 state; "...when flying with a noble adversary a MOM shall not let his pilot seeds (noobs) spill onto unfertile ground." But come on... we all have "wacked off" a noob when no one is watching for nothing but the cheap thrill of a rise in stats.. If you are stating that you hands are clean from this "sin", i shall call you a liar. I personally witnessed coop and doggs spilling noobs across the ground together when they didn't think anyone was there to see. I say, let the first mom without sin straffe me from the sky... I will go without resistance. I have a feeling I shall continue to soar. We are all brothers in arms here, Lets fight together, and if one of us has to step aside to take care of personal needs..... I say we advert our eyes. Long live Wig and long live MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Et tu trigger. I am shocked I am all noobs friends helper and servant. I'm like Gandhi out there.


That's it!!! From now on Im William Wallace and Wig is King Edward longshanks in Braveheart.

Except I wont be the one getting totured and disemboweled in London. Wig probably wont be either but thats not Important!

Wig CONGRATULATIONS!! You are inside the TOP. 100, the best players of Dogfight...

You want squad wars I will bring you all squad wars. Me I not Wig. Me Me Me.

Now that im William Wallace and wig is king Edward longshanks. Simply align yourself with the Wallace sub section of mom with a simple (ww) in of your name and be prepared to taste victory my friends. Watch wig self destruct he's ego is fragile like a little girl trying to sell the most girl scout cookies. Squad war best I can do to squad wars comes out.


PS this is all in fun. But not really. Thats a lie. No it isn't. Rule two. Rule three. Maybe rule six

felabad wrote: Wig CONGRATULATIONS!! You are inside the TOP. 100, the best players of Dogfight...

He's a monster. Tell me felabad would you high five Hitler after he marched into France?

Wallace lost... Just saying... Lol I think I have a piece here somewhere... Oh wait it was put in the last cake mix... Sht that explains this whole mess..

And for the record France hates us as well been there

Wig is now 99 moved up a spot in under an hour amazing! Or is it?

coop wrote: And for the record France hates us as well been there

Ain't that the truth I've been as well. Had alot of arguments with that lot. They have such disrespect for America. Wig is 100% French coop.

dogss wrote: Wig is now 99 moved up a spot in under an hour amazing! Or is it?

Watch out Big Tex!

This crap has me laughing so much on my lunch break that I forgot to eat until it was too late.

dogss wrote: You want squad wars I will bring you all squad wars. Me I not Wig. Me Me Me.

Now that im William Wallace and wig is king Edward longshanks. Simply align yourself with the Wallace sub section of mom with a simple (ww) in of your name and be prepared to taste victory my friends. Watch wig self destruct he's ego is fragile like a little girl trying to sell the most girl scout cookies. Squad war best I can do to squad wars comes out.


PS this is all in fun. But not really. Thats a lie. No it isn't. Rule two. Rule three. Maybe rule six

I'm rrroberrt the feckin brrruce so be watchin ye erses ! Gobshytes all will be smote doon wi a flyin mattock biffed oota ma plane . Attila ! Bring the feckin whiskey ! Brrriun don ye kilt ! Paul lad protect yon treasury , all pilots stand ye groond for Mc'Mom ! Flabbergabblets from menhatters will no bring us doon ! Fong the feckin haggis and defend ye clan !

Farcanal wrote:

dogss wrote: You want squad wars I will bring you all squad wars. Me I not Wig. Me Me Me.

Now that im William Wallace and wig is king Edward longshanks. Simply align yourself with the Wallace sub section of mom with a simple (ww) in of your name and be prepared to taste victory my friends. Watch wig self destruct he's ego is fragile like a little girl trying to sell the most girl scout cookies. Squad war best I can do to squad wars comes out.


PS this is all in fun. But not really. Thats a lie. No it isn't. Rule two. Rule three. Maybe rule six

I'm rrroberrt the feckin brrruce so be watchin ye erses ! Gobshytes all will be smote doon wi a flyin mattock biffed oota ma plane . Attila ! Bring the feckin whiskey ! Brrriun don ye kilt ! Paul lad protect yon treasury , all pilots stand ye groond for Mc'Mom ! Flabbergabblets from menhatters will no bring us doon ! Fong the feckin haggis and defend ye clan !

LMAO!!!

[e]Sputnik wrote: Umm I'm confuzzleda.
Can I go play now?
Your planes are ready and Agnes won't need another sponge bath in a month.

You can play AFTER the planes are clean EVERY day & AGNES is clean twice a day. Being a MOM is tough. Just ask your MOM. Diaper changes at least 8-10 times a day. Just like DENT!

Farcanal wrote:

dogss wrote: You want squad wars I will bring you all squad wars. Me I not Wig. Me Me Me.

Now that im William Wallace and wig is king Edward longshanks. Simply align yourself with the Wallace sub section of mom with a simple (ww) in of your name and be prepared to taste victory my friends. Watch wig self destruct he's ego is fragile like a little girl trying to sell the most girl scout cookies. Squad war best I can do to squad wars comes out.


PS this is all in fun. But not really. Thats a lie. No it isn't. Rule two. Rule three. Maybe rule six

I'm rrroberrt the feckin brrruce so be watchin ye erses ! Gobshytes

all will be smote doon wi a flyin mattock biffed oota ma plane . Attila ! Bring the feckin whiskey ! Brrriun don ye kilt ! Paul lad protect yon treasury , all pilots stand ye groond for Mc'Mom ! Flabbergabblets from menhatters will no bring us doon ! Fong the feckin haggis and defend ye clan !

Lmao yes! According to the movie u have the best ending in this war. Me n wig not so much

Oh no Sheibe has created a Wigginstien.......Their will be no stopping him...he will go all the way to the top...run for ur lives noobies.....its Wigginstien coming to a dogfight games near you... rated xxxxxx......mean old devil :

Great job, Wiggy kick all their asses....lol...mean old devil..

Oh boy, I'm flying to the top of the mountain and waitin till this is all over.......
with any luck there won't be anyone left when I come down and I can be in charge

OK Wig has now jumped TWO spots on the top-100 list in the blink of an eye, list-climbing-wise.

Big Tex, Wig is now breathing down your 6 in a most unseemly manner.

Farcanal, if that ain't the funniest thing I've read in a month of scumbags (over two months, pushing three, in fact) I'll eat me feckin' het! Of course I haven't slept in two days so my resistence is pretty feckin' low.

I need to take a moment to apologize to all the helpless drunken noobs who've donated their lives to my meteoric rise to the bottom of the top one hundred. So...Strachan, Blob, dogss, REID, Bopes, SheiBe, SkyDavis, Dawson, Samweb, Bizzi, 420, Rickenfaker, half the members of this here now "noob" squad and two thirds of the top hundred "super whatevers", sorry I splashed you poor noobs a time or ten each so I could claw my way over your wrecked and smoldering hulks to get to the vaunted position of number ninety-who-gives-a-rat's-ass-eight. Check back tomorrow, it'll be ninety-two if I can luck into enough of you plastered FUI noobs to pad my stats. As Kurt Cobain would say if he weren't quite so delightfully dead, "All Apologies".

Speaking of stats, has anyone checked rank/stats on Atilla? He wants in and wrote such a charmingly MOMey note, we should vet 'im and let 'im if the prerequisite numbers are there. Yeah yeah, I know, there are no prerequisite numbers. Shedep.

. Wigbomb wrote: Banners are ready for:
Godza
D I E S E L
Streetsbadnews
Joe Nailer
Pedrinho
Panos
Killahboy

Sir, thank you very, very, very much... Sir!!!
Whit this banner, that whacky "one-noob-victory-against-a-horde-of-aces" is forever painted on my airplane's wings!!!!

Yes atila is in. he has the tag I played with him earlier spoke to him a great deal good fighter.

Good enough for you or do you require some sort of human sacrifice now from new members. Toupee.

Nice banner Pedrinho , Wiggy is the best...lol...see ya soon I have to go to jail tonight.....mean ole devil...ill make sure I rattle the keys real loud tonight..they love it...who said crime didn't pay..lol...