CalvinIsAwesome wrote: Yeah, I was thinking a big group event. Like we held for Kevin, except in honor of Duck's life, not as a memorial.

If that's okay with you, Duck. I meant to make that clear in my posts. Sorry if I didn't.

That's great, and above all well just have some good old belly laughing fun, probsbly all end up crashing cos we can't fly while laughing, best medicine there is!

Hey everyone check Calvins post in the forum For a group flight this Wednesday 6-8 central....Thank You Calvin you a great person....we all love the Duck...mod.

to duck take care buddy I will see u in the skies from your friendsacross the pond

dent congrats on level 31wow nice one man by the way I have your dress it patching up my tailwing from the other day lol

allan my old friend so good to have you in mom at last I would just like to say to all other moms that allan is one of my oldest friends in the game and one of the pilots I fear most what an ace welcome my friend.

Hi ktheo, sure enjoyed that BTB game the other day! Thanks.

yes it was always a pleasure odi I do believe we kicked there sorry behinds lol
I havent been on thread since last thursday just had to read from 111_118 god man these guys can talk
I thought the wife could talk lol

just to let u guys know my old commador64computer is being traded in for a nice new shinny laptop thingies or I think thats what they call them apparently you can carry them around and everthing so I might not be so active on the thread until it arives.i wll try and use my mobile but I find it a tricky iam about and will pop in.
hey wigs congratz on the top 100 it gets tougher now my friend

dentinhead wrote: Someone here took my Dress... You'd better not get holes or burn marks in my new dress while in Dogfight skies. I'll be watchin.... good thing my man bra doesn't fit anyone here.......

Sorry Dent.. Yes I stole your dress.. I thought you were doing the 400 lb naked man therapy again and would not miss it.. I used it to make a, well, you can see it, it really works great....

OK so I finally encountered this Dianne everyone's been talking about.

I concur with all prior reports. Deadly at distance, head on and chase. If Reid didn't show up on my side the game would have been very short indeed. As it was both Reid and I had to bail early, so the game was Dianne's anyway. (BTW Panos was in the game briefly on Dianne's side -- he said he's unable to officially join through Tools, even using the "game" password.)

Intelligence report: Dianne plays on a Motorola Atrix. I gots to get me one of those! But I'm still under contract on my iphone. Can you get a phone and just use it for play without having any phone service?

Recruiting Report: I told Dianne to join MOM and help me overthrow Wig. (Joke! But I would be willing to resurrect the fake papal rebellion if that's what it took to get a player like that!)

Anyway, Dianne replied "I'm still single" or something like that. I said I wasn't proposing marriage. One of you single MOM's will have to do that. Let's see, Wig is already betrothed to Lesa. Dogss has his new Atlantic City squeeze. That leaves . . . Sput? Get busy.

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

dentinhead wrote: Someone here took my Dress... You'd better not get holes or burn marks in my new dress while in Dogfight skies. I'll be watchin.... good thing my man bra doesn't fit anyone here.......

Sorry Dent.. Yes I stole your dress.. I thought you were doing the 400 lb naked man therapy again and would not miss it.. I used it to make a, well, you can see it, it really works great....

Thanks, bopes. Hey, do you think the Motorola Atrix could be a big part of the equation? She was repeatedly shooting me down like a top ranked ace!

Jon/Duck - Loved the note about your youngest sister. You are doing it right brother.

In other news, when I awoke this morning I saw the following:



This was outside my house.



Saw this on my drive to work.

I also saw a number of young pilots on the side of the road. A number of them looked to be in a daze. A heard a couple of them say, "Wig" and then kind of shudder. Wasn't really sure of anything but I kept looking to the sky. Finally when I got to work today I checked the rankings. Wig is at 95 now. It all makes sense.

oedius wrote: Thanks, bopes. Hey, do you think the Motorola Atrix could be a big part of the equation? She was repeatedly shooting me down like a top ranked ace!

I don't know. All I know is on my iphone a bullet is smaller than a piece of wax falling on a termite that's choking on the splinters . . .

Everybody:

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me!

Hey Zandor, Did Dianne send you that photo of my plane after she skinned me alive in the air...she's a beast I lost count after 13 times.. she planted my a$$ in the dirt...I was more holy than the Pope...after that encounter....thanks for the photo......lol....Mean Ole Devil....

ZandorHawke wrote: . . . Finally when I got to work today I checked the rankings. Wig is at 95 now. It all makes sense.

Watch out Hatinring!

Hatin ring!!!!
Wiggy makes the skies tremble

Well can I be in M.O.M. then

bopes wrote:

ZandorHawke wrote: . . . Finally when I got to work today I checked the rankings. Wig is at 95 now. It all makes sense.

Watch out Hatinring!

. wiggy! #94 He will not post his winning formula, so here goes...

You need:

1 park bench in a major metropolitan area

one bottle of cheap rotgut booze, maybe Thunderbird or Ripple... A wine cooler as a last resort (any mind altering drug will substitute for all the above)

one hoodie to hide or feel part of the group who are also in this park at 3 am in the morning

try to sit somewhere close to a Starbucks or an establishment that has a free wifi.
3G or 4G as a last resort

Scroll through Dog Fight games for the game with most NOOBs. At that hour they are all from SE Asia and don't speak Wiggyspeak anyway.. While they are enjoying their fishheads and rice wiggy has already splattered them over every rice paddy in Laos.

Always speak respectfully in Asian Wiggyspeak and make them believe you are their friend and want to share their Mamasan Chair for life and you too can be a MOMasan Warrior.

After your 500th kill at about 4:30am tell the Neanderthal that has been sharing your Thunderbird and the Balony Pony stories, if he can direct you to the nearest, Johnny on the spot.

After vacating the phone booth that was occupied by some guy named Johnny. Run as fast as you can to the safety of the NYC Mass Transit Authority and sleep home.

You too can be the next Top 100 ace.. Easy Easy

ZandorHawke wrote: Jon/Duck - Loved the note about your youngest sister. You are doing it right brother.

In other news, when I awoke this morning I saw the following:

This was outside my house.

Saw this on my drive to work.

I also saw a number of young pilots on the side of the road. A number of them looked to be in a daze. A heard a couple of them say, "Wig" and then kind of shudder. Wasn't really sure of anything but I kept looking to the sky. Finally when I got to work today I checked the rankings. Wig is at 95 now. It all makes sense.

...d*mn, knew I forgot my ride somewhere...now if I can just keep these kids from continually shooting holes in it!

We flying or not

Duckwing1 wrote: We flying or not

Hey, Duck. The last thing I read today was that the flight is scheduled for tomorrow evening from 6:00 to 8:00 central time.

Duckwing1 wrote: We flying or not

I went DUCK hunting. Didn't find you. Must need a better decoy. I'll keep trying.
Just like the military, hurry up and wait!
Your SPOTTER,
Paul

I flew with duck about an hour ago

Duckwing1 wrote: I'm man enough to say tears are flowing. B - my youngest sister finally visited, I was able to put her at ease and made sure she understood that I understand why she didn't want to see me. Zup thanks for this game and the friends I've made.

Duck

I'm going to sleep again.

great to here Jon

Well, I never said it was some big secret. Funny you should mention Hatinring, he and I have been flying together quite a lot in the last 24 hours. He knows the "secret" as well as I do, and SheiBe has it nearly exactly right. I wait for Hat to smoke a Laotian noob's tail while taking a swig of Boogie Down (Ripple...Thunderbird...ugh. You'd think I had no taste.) then I stumble in and steal the kill. While waiting for Hat to do all the heavy lifting I distract the noob by asking him - in pigeon Laotian which is almost indiscernible from pigeon Wiggyspeak - what the square bracketed [e] on the front of his name means. While he's trying to shove my question through Google Translate then explaining that it's a dish of cat and rice Hat smokes 'im and I knock 'im down. Apparently there's also a Southeast Asian dish called W.U.DF cuz this noob called Oneball kept falling for the trick all night. In this case, though, I'd hit the wine, shake a few NYC rats off my shoe, then blow Oneballsan's face off H2H while Hat was doing some inconsequential this or that like shooting down a Zeppelin. (or, as he liked to call it, "Let's light up this air pig now." I wasn't comfortable with the racial slur, assuming he knew the Zepp must be from Laos, but he's such a good joe I gave him the benefit of the doubt.) The same head-on trick worked on this other Laotian noob called Samweb, only not quite as well. He must've been drinking Boogie Down, too, cuz we swapped face-blow-offs about a dozen times. I know he's a noob or I of all people would never be able to splash him but I have to say he showed promise, if any of us speaks better Laotian than I do I think we should give some serious thought to recruiting him.

Sorry about all the refuse on the lawn, Z. I'll get a crew of illegal alien Laotians to clean it up asap. They'll do anything for the privilege of being shot down by #94.

Yeah, wig, you've lost it.
I'll have to amputate your soul now, think of the whole thing like death, just a little less... Permanent

Nah wiggy is just having a "wiggy" moment.

BTW my apologies to Jonyoung . Saw him in game earlier and I must have confused him with one of these mystery players no one knows the status of. Is there a JonM or something like that? Anyway, sorry Jonyoung, my bad. You're good.

Couple other notes:

Bama: what are you, Laotian? DROP THE TAG. COME BACK AND TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF. WAIT TO HEAR FROM SPUTNIK AS TO WHETHER YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN. (Pigeon Laotain/Wiggyspeak is really nothing more than yelling in ALL CAPS.) Thanks for your interest, bucko, we're flattered that you want to be a part of M.O.M.

Duckwing my fine feathered Air Vice-Marshal III, I can't wait to see you in-game Wednesday night. I do think Isaac was spot-on when he said we might do this more than once. We love you, Jon, but any excuse for a party, y'know? Seriously, a couple times means double the fun for you watching me getting splashed by non-English speaking cat-eating noobs. That's a spectacle nobody should miss. Even more seriously, those missions we flew together last week? The most fun I've had playing this game. Bittersweet though it was knowing how much pain you're in it was awe inspiring watching you beat the holy hell outta everything in sight. If you felt better, J, you'd be climbing up Brian's tail pipe by now. (and no, wiseasses, I don't mean it that way.)

bopes wrote: BTW my apologies to Jonyoung . Saw him in game earlier and I must have confused him with one of these mystery players no one knows the status of. Is there a JonM or something like that? Anyway, sorry Jonyoung, my bad. You're good.

JonM is flying around with the MOM tag and he asked me if he could join MOM. I never got a chance to respond because Rickenfaker was flamming me every 5 seconds.. Have I missed something with this JonM guy? Is he someone we have recruited? I am only the keeper of the list and everyones old shell casings, duck tape. I have also been looking for cats for Wig, yum yum..