CalvinIsAwesome wrote: What about the tattoo lady? Dent peed out his plane today, and... anyway, she needs a sponge bath.

And don't forget Agnes.

[e]Sputnik wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

[e]Sputnik wrote: You mom are abusing of my power!!!
Just because I am high in space that doesn't mean I can't still hear you.

Just as your namesake. You have no power. You flit around going "beep, beep, beep".

YOU are a M.O.M. prodigy? You have no power...just jobs.
Now, please go clean planes, barracks, head, & DENT.

I have everything!!!!
Now Will it be mint or cherry scented tree?

I rather like those pine scented ones, could you leave me couple of extras please.....still stuck in this snuggie and it's getting a little, well let's just say it might take off on its own!

Killahboy wrote: Hey Sputnik my name is killahboy808. I am a group captain level ten. Twelve years old. And I would like to be a prodigy pilot. I got recommended by wigbomb and dogss. They said it was ok for me to join. You can ask them if you like. I was just waiting for your ok to join. Thank You for reading this message.

I like this kid played with him the other night only I Was under cover he didnt know it was me.Very well manners and a good pilot as well I say IN.

Forget scented tree's. Throw a day old cow pattie in my seat. There are 3 reasons. 1, i miss the smell of Barn in the morning. 2, makes a nice seat cushion. And 3 I will finally be able to see over the dash (I ride like the where's the beef old lady).

oedius wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

bopes wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote: Side entry......give her a whirl......is it just me?!

Muck I think maybe you've been spending too much time writing that new novel: Fifty Shades of Dogfight

Have you seen there's a spoof out by some guy,can't remember name, I think the book is called fifty shades of shed, read some bits from it, really funny, it revolves around garden sheds.

Uh....."garden", "shed"... Hey, Paul & Dent!

Who ever wrote it got their ideas from what I did to Paul's garden....Hey paul I invited the Gopher from Caddy Shack over.

I'm confused after reading 3 pages of 70% nonsense and 30% cuteness. Oh well. Back to work. It might make me sane

trigger, sorry i couldnt talk ingame, im at work and had a customer on the phone. it was great flying with you though

Hey Coop, Trigger This young man Killahboy has respect and is a good kid. The best part is he is eager to learn and get better.....he is gonna be a good one.....Mean Old Devil

Always fun to fly with you MAD.... I was lagging really bad , which wasn't helping. I have to figure this out. I am paying for 50 mbs and I still cant play and have my wife send an email at the same time. Cable company better warm the truck, and start heading this way!

I agree that this new young buck should be a Prodigy. He has the right attitude and we can put him under sputs wing. Just my opinion.

Also I would like to bring up that Mean ol devil and I were flying with " joe nailer" and MOD was in process of recruiting him when my connection cut out. ( mother freaking cable company!!!!!!! ) I don't know his age, but he flys very well and to be honest.... I just want to see what his banner would say!

Hey Wig and elustrius MOM gods, was flying today with a guy who fits the bill for mom ( Joe Nailer) he's a brig Gen....41 years young wants in..... flew with him numerous times ....he's a good guy and he won the last game me, him and trigger were in....he will be asking to join ....I like him to be MOM...I think Trig will Co sign this.....Mean Old Devil...oh by the way j4ff is still wanting to be mom..... problems wth getting on the forum
Trigger you have to patch up my plane put too many holes in..or I have to brake ur trigger finger.....lol...mod out....just kidding trig.

Anyone seen Mr Wigbomb? Must have medicated himself to sleep again.

Hello..... Wig.... You out there ?


Sorry to dogss, but Miss Hell made me shoot you.. I know you were counting, so how many times did I flame you?

I had not played in 8 days. I did shoot 4 MOM's , but they were all on my side I shot Miss Hell more than she got me, for once. Last of all bopes was picking on me. Every time I looked it was either bopes or dogss on my azz.
I had fun. The MOM's seem to be everywhere now..

Hey Ktheo and I found another new....(Panos) great guy good flyer....I Co sign him as well as Ktheo.... Mean ole recruiting Devil....lol

I got to fly a little last night and had a blast.
DUCK was out and about. He got tired and wanted to watch, so I asked folks to give him an air show. Started seeing YES's, then lost connection.....darn!

MOM's were in the house! Thanks everyone.

Hello guys,

I have been invited from Mean ole Devil and Khteo to join the M.O.M squad but for some reason I have issues of doing do through the tools sections! Is anyone aware if the system doesn't work right or probably that I might not doing right?

Thanks a bunch!!! -- Panos

Hey Devil!!!

Thank you for the unite to join!!! I have issues joining the squad through the tools sections and I don't know if I am doing something wrong or the online system is not working properly.. Any tips would very much appreciated!!

Thanks a bunch!!! --Panos

Hey, guys,

I was in a fight few minutes ago, and Ktheo and Devil was there.
It was a good personal fight against Devil (I think I managed to kill him twice... great for a noob like me).
And after that (when the game was almost lost, and red pilots were massacrating my fellows and bombing my hangars), I went unnoticed with my tank to their airport, and brought at least 6 hangars down (I believe it was 7) with four or five shoots in a row, and I won that game almost alone... hahahahahaha!!!
It was very fun!

But I am writing to say that Devil asked me where was my MOM's tag - and I said him that I decided to unsubscribe after reading the rules and went aware about invitation only. And I have been told by other members (don't remember who) that I need to be patient.
So, I decided to make a squad of brazilian guys. But I think that my idea of making a brazilian squad is not going too far, because it seems that I am the only brazilian on this forum so far.
And today, during battle, Devil said that "I'm already MOM"... and other MOMs agreed...
Do they really "mean" it?

Pedrinho wrote: Hey, guys,

I was in a fight few minutes ago, and Ktheo and Devil was there.
It was a good personal fight against Devil (I think I managed to kill him twice... great for a noob like me).
And after that (when the game was almost lost, and red pilots were massacrating my fellows and bombing my hangars), I went unnoticed with my tank to their airport, and brought at least 6 hangars down (I believe it was 7) with four or five shoots in a row, and I won that game almost alone... hahahahahaha!!!
It was very fun!

But I am writing to say that Devil asked me where was my MOM's tag - and I said him that I decided to unsubscribe after reading the rules and went aware about invitation only. And I have been told by other members (don't remember who) that I need to be patient.
So, I decided to make a squad of brazilian guys. But I think that my idea of making a brazilian squad is not going too far, because it seems that I am the only brazilian on this forum so far.
And today, during battle, Devil said that "I'm already MOM"... and other MOMs agreed...
Do they really "mean" it?

I believe you are in Pedrinho!! Agreed by the high council of MOM. Welcome aboard!! I'm not sure if and when Wig will create your banner but be patient. He always comes thru. I hope to play with you soon. |\/|

Hey Ped, you kick my ass today good job...brother member...also killlahboy and Panos you awsome too....Mean ole Devil....Ty guys.

mom squad rules!!!!!!!!!...mod

Pedrinho wrote: Hey, guys,

I was in a fight few minutes ago, and Ktheo and Devil was there.
It was a good personal fight against Devil (I think I managed to kill him twice... great for a noob like me).
And after that (when the game was almost lost, and red pilots were massacrating my fellows and bombing my hangars), I went unnoticed with my tank to their airport, and brought at least 6 hangars down (I believe it was 7) with four or five shoots in a row, and I won that game almost alone... hahahahahaha!!!
It was very fun!

But I am writing to say that Devil asked me where was my MOM's tag - and I said him that I decided to unsubscribe after reading the rules and went aware about invitation only. And I have been told by other members (don't remember who) that I need to be patient.
So, I decided to make a squad of brazilian guys. But I think that my idea of making a brazilian squad is not going too far, because it seems that I am the only brazilian on this forum so far.
And today, during battle, Devil said that "I'm already MOM"... and other MOMs agreed...
Do they really "mean" it?

Go get yourself re-tagged and spread the cuteness of MOM!

BTW Pedrinho, you'll have to memorize rule #6. In order to see rule #6, you'll have to shine a black light on your computer or phone screen in order to see. If you don't see it, get with Sput, Dent, Oedi, or Bopes.

Sput, make him a cake, please!!!!

Also, when you see Wig, Sheibe, Tex or anyone from the high council in a game, you must greet them with "Hello high council member, I'm not worthy to be in your presence." Then bow or curtsey (depending on gender?). I know they won't see it but it's the thought that counts. This is your initiation. Don't take it seriously. Really, don't. Forget what I said. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I need a vacation.

Mavrk12 wrote: BTW Pedrinho, you'll have to memorize rule #6. In order to see rule #6, you'll have to shine a black light on your computer or phone screen in order to see. If you don't see it, get with Sput, Dent, Oedi, or Bopes.

Sput, make him a cake, please!!!!

Also, when you see Wig, Sheibe, Tex or anyone from the high council in a game, you must greet them with "Hello high council member, I'm not worthy to be in your presence." Then bow or curtsey (depending on gender?). I know they won't see it but it's the thought that counts. This is your initiation. Don't take it seriously. Really, don't. Forget what I said. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I need a vacation.

Nah! Keep the curtesy bit

I did it!!!....landed on the very top of the carrier!!! It gives a different perspective.

Mavrk12 wrote: BTW Pedrinho, you'll have to memorize rule #6. In order to see rule #6, you'll have to shine a black light on your computer or phone screen in order to see. If you don't see it, get with Sput, Dent, Oedi, or Bopes.

Sput, make him a cake, please!!!!

Also, when you see Wig, Sheibe, Tex or anyone from the high council in a game, you must greet them with "Hello high council member, I'm not worthy to be in your presence." Then bow or curtsey (depending on gender?). I know they won't see it but it's the thought that counts. This is your initiation. Don't take it seriously. Really, don't. Forget what I said. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I need a vacation.

My wife now calls me, Imperial Rodent..... We are slowly working up to the Ruler part...

Welcome all new MOM's.. I will require forum/in-game names, also if they are Prodigies or Old Farts...

I forgot to vote.... I vote yes... Whatever it is, I vote YES...

Pedhrino, don't over think it. You were in before you thought you took yourself out. Once you're in, you're in.

Hello everyone,

I am very glad that I have been invited by Mean ole Devil and Khteo to join the M.O.M Squad. I have been playing this game for about a year now. I have not been in another squad so been invited to join M.O.M is a huge excitement for me.
I am 29 yrs old and currently living in Lexington, KY but born and raised in Athens Greece.
Don't lie to me; Don't appreciate that. I respect all individuals and I love having fun!!
So thats about it!!

Looking forward to get to know you all!!

Panos

"Know Thyself" (Socrates)

Jesus Q. Christ on a unicycle! Alright, I'm doomed to fail before I get outta the starting blocks but here's the list of new MOM's of which I'm aware:

First, I want to welcome D I E S E L to M.O.M! If you don't know D in-game just pray that when you do meet him he's blue. #31 in the top hunnert last time I looked, and M.O.M type guy to the socks. He's already tagged and flying the M.O.M colors. Which are...red. Or blue. But not at the same time, as that would be purple.

Joe Nailer
Streetsbadnews
Pedrinho
Panos1983 (no SheiBe, not Prodigy)
Killahboy (yes SheiBe, Prodigy)
Godza (already rostered, no?)

Bob (?)
JonM (?)
93 (?)
J4ff (confirmed, I believe, just awaiting...um...confirmation of his confirmation? What?)

And the seven others I'm bound to be leaving out.

I got me some banner makin' to do. Now where the hell'd I leave that copy of Roget's and my pocket rhyming dictionary? (I know, wiseasses, rocket, socket, locket...man, the preemptive corniness required on this thread!)

Welcome all new MOM'S ,remember when posting on this thread 70% gibberish and 30% cute.

By the way, so as not to appear as hypocritical as I actually am, the invitation to D I E S E L did not come from me, it came from another M.O.M and was spontaneously voted upon by a few others of us in-game. I still feel that "invitation" should mean, "You're invited to either introduce yourself on the thread or, if you'd like to join, at least wait to be voted in." I'm not out there playing Judge Dredd making decisions for the group and neither should any of us. So...if you have a "con" or "anti" position about any new member you absolutely should post it or private message it to SheiBe or to me.

. Wigbomb wrote: By the way, so as not to appear as hypocritical as I actually am, the invitation to D I E S E L did not come from me, it came from another M.O.M and was spontaneously voted upon by a few others of us in-game. I still feel that "invitation" should mean, "You're invited to either introduce yourself on the thread or, if you'd like to join, at least wait to be voted in." I'm not out there playing Judge Dredd making decisions for the group and neither should any of us. So...if you have a "con" or "anti" position about any new member you absolutely should post it or private message it to SheiBe or to me.

DIESEL was in when he was born. He just didn't know it. Hmm for that matter neither did we. As far as being a hypocrit STOP to much ... but just for fun can I call you hypocrit once in awhile. I love you SWEETIE