Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

new jersey devil wrote: How about Sputnick Official Cake Boss Of MOM.....mean ole devil...we love ya sput...

I got it!! SPOCK, ( Sputnick Official Cake King)

Perfect! SPOCK Agnes needs "layers" sponged..please..sir?

And no sneaky finger lickin

And about the text that will be put on my banner, can it be a sentence wrote in Portuguese?

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Flyingmuck wrote:

new jersey devil wrote: How about Sputnick Official Cake Boss Of MOM.....mean ole devil...we love ya sput...

I got it!! SPOCK, ( Sputnick Official Cake King)

Perfect! SPOCK Agnes needs "layers" sponged..please..sir?

Paul Agnes won't hold still.
And all these planes have bullet holes in them.
And who broke my window? Do you know how much windows cost these days?

Killahboy wrote: Hello sir Sputnik it is an honor to speak in your presence. But may I ask one question? I need training may you please help me train. I thank you for reading this message.

I'm just a prodigy.
Sure, what's times are you on?
I can teach your the basic like head on and stalling.
Then I can hand you over to strachan and oed for chasing basics.
Once that's done you'll be a full grown prodigy.

panos1983 wrote: I am 29 yrs old and currently living in Lexington, KY but born and raised in Athens Greece.
Don't lie to me; Don't appreciate that. I respect all individuals and I love having fun!!
So thats about it!!

Looking forward to get to know you all!!

Panos

"Know Thyself" (Socrates)

Panos you may have a problem ? Please read Rules 2 and 3 ... But if you add rule 2 to rule 3 and then divide it by rule 6, I think you will be ok? Wecome to the wonderful world of MOM! That's a lie


WE NOW HAVE 64 MOM's with a few players to be named later.........?

SheiBe Kopf wrote:

panos1983 wrote: I am 29 yrs old and currently living in Lexington, KY but born and raised in Athens Greece.
Don't lie to me; Don't appreciate that. I respect all individuals and I love having fun!!
So thats about it!!

Looking forward to get to know you all!!

Panos

"Know Thyself" (Socrates)

Panos you may have a problem ? Please read Rules 2 and 3 ... But if you add rule 2 to rule 3 and then divide it by rule 6, I think you will be ok? Wecome to the wonderful world of MOM! That's a lie


WE NOW HAVE 64 MOM's with a few players to be named later.........?

And we are not cute! That's another lie

Finally ranked up last night. Air Marshall I I now quit.

Kopf get it together. Jk man no problem I know you we're panicking when the girl started shotting at u so I understand. Lol

Bopes is improving nicely and,swore an oath to destroy wigbomb upon site. Kopf witnessed this and I for one support bopes in his decision to,rid the sky of the mad hatter.

Maybe we put to much responsibility on Sputnick im calling a meeting of the highest of high council.

Hey dogss, I really enjoyed that BTC game the other night. Nothing like raw, intense pressure. My wife was giving me one of "those looks". Then had to quit playing to tend to broken AC.
And congrats on your new rank.

oedius wrote: Hey dogss, I really enjoyed that BTC game the other night. Nothing like raw, intense pressure. My wife was giving me one of "those looks". Then had to quit playing to tend to broken AC.
And congrats on your new rank.

Thanks and yes that was a good fast paced game. Love the tank option in those games.

Where is wig I think he's playing the 3 am to 6 am shift I caught him a few times around those timrs claiming himself
royal emperor to all drunk first time noobs. They glorify him he fills their head with delusions of grandeur. They think him some sort of dogfigjting god. He needs to be stopped!

[e]Sputnik wrote:

Are you helping out that new Guy killahboy? Pm him take some initiative.

You are in charge of the prodigies yes? He seems like a real good kid maybe he'd like your job?

Jk duck

Killahboy wrote: Sir, the server is full you are not the only one, Sir

This boy has character. A rare trait these days.

Ah... That explains wig's mad leapfrogging through the ranks lately. Serial killing drunk noobs in the wee hours ... Wasn't that jack the ripper's modus operandi?

It ain't just me he's passed either. Ender, D_N you are now in the posse. Torches and pitchforks, everyone. Stop him before he kills (defenseless inebriated aspirants) again!

bopes wrote: Ah... That explains wig's mad leapfrogging through the ranks lately. Serial killing drunk noobs in the wee hours ... Wasn't that jack the ripper's modus operandi?

It ain't just me he's passed either. Ender, D_N you are now in the posse. Torches and pitchforks, everyone. Stop him before he kills (defenseless inebriated aspirants) again!

Amazing isn't it. I warned you all earlier about fancy pants. It's too late he's to far gone now. Think Michael Douglas in falling down

bopes wrote: Ah... That explains wig's mad leapfrogging through the ranks lately. Serial killing drunk noobs in the wee hours ... Wasn't that jack the ripper's modus operandi?

It ain't just me he's passed either. Ender, D_N you are now in the posse. Torches and pitchforks, everyone. Stop him before he kills (defenseless inebriated aspirants) again!

Yes he must be stopped!....the killing of inebriated aspirants is my job, it's the only job I've got please don't let him take it away from me . I'll tell mom....oh you are mom!!

I do and I do and I do for you kids and this is the thanks I get? Fine. Don't call. Don't write. Disrespect your own MOM behind your MOM's back. When I'm dead you can wear a red dress and dance on my grave.

Dogss already has a red dress (and a cute little black one, of course) like everyone else in Park Slope. You're prohibited from living in that neighborhood without the prerequisite attire. Think Manolo Blahnik and you're on the right track. Pretty sure I saw him doing extra work in an episode of Sex and the City. It was the black dress that time, wasn't it, D? He also has a Louis Vuitton baby carriage and a pair of matching Whippets. Don't let him sell you this idea that Harlem is some kind of enclave of the snooty Manhattan upper crusters. He's the one jogging with his Gucci signature edition ipad in one hand and a double half-caf latte' with lactose free whipped cream and cinnamon in the other. Again, you can't live in The Slope if you don't maintain its standards.

But what do I know? I'm only your MOM. When I think of what I went through giving birth to you...

Wow. Wig, you are worrying me.

You know what would make you feel better.... We can go out flying tonight in the early mornings.... And I'll let you shoot all th noobs that you want. After we are done, we can get some icecream and CAKE. Would that turn that frown upside down?

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Then be really really nice to me or I'll shun you like I'm about to do the rest of these ungrateful bastards. Dogss, Bopes...I mean it. Don't make me throw a dead drunk (dead) noob at you. Sniff.

Thank you, Trigger. You've always secretly been my favorite but I had to pretend to love all of the others equally. It's a MOM's responsibility.

Yes, some drunk noob killing with you would make me feel much better, sweetie. mwah.

I'm moms favorite. Nannie Nannie boo boo

Yes Wig, I witnessed bopes and Dogss conspiring against Mother MOM... I think they said BOUNTY... Not sure.. All I know is that it wasn't enough for me to get that Mercedes .. So your safe from me( like that's comforting)... if we had some rules to cover this incident someone would be in big trouble.. Rule 6 is being stretched to its limit as it is.. Better call in Sput and arrange some protection from the Prodigies.. Left handed Louie is always available ..

We knew this could happen..... Yup we got us a real coup here, yes sireee!

I love getting home in the mornings and going over this forum with a cup of coffee, sets me up for a good days sleep untill I wake up then it's night and I've had my good days sleep and I'm awake again untill the next day which is tomorrow but for a lot of you is today and for one or two it's yesterday and that's why I get so confused.
Global intercourse (of the social kind) is really weird.

I'm the real coop... Sorry had to

coop wrote: I'm the real coop... Sorry had to

?

Don't fret boss we have your back...

coop wrote: Don't fret boss we have your back...

Coop, what are you talking about?

Sorry coop lost connection couldn't get back, you get anywhere with Dianne?

Dianne, Lt C II. Very good, goes head on, 162 kills 46 dead, I think she's young, but I've seen her in a few games and coop and I were up against her in a game, ask him what he thinks, we should grab her before anyone else does.

Sput get on them holes and have your minions clean the my blood that Dianne spilled all over my broken windshield... Lol she is 26 and deadly... And I think you put dents cowpaddie in my plane by mistake... Oh wait sorry sput thats cooppattie... Also anyone try and land lapa he's 40 and ripe for the picking

I've pitched Dianne three times including last night. She's a phenom, no doubt about that, but each time I've asked her to join - this most recent time throwing Sput and his irresistible charm at her - she's responded with, "Maybe someday but I'm not good enough for a squad yet." The Sput Factor was a total flop. Back to the CAKE oven with you, mister Master Baker.