Wigbomb wrote:

bts wrote: Hornswoggler has joined a new squad-saw him in a game last night!!Off with his head!

Joined a new squad? As in, not one of the new M.O.M divisions? What the effin' eff?

As in, I thought you guys booted me and i paid 100k for my own squad just to find out from wig afterward what really happened. And off with your penis if you go for my head bts. Castrate you like a freakin pig for that comment jackass. I liked M.O.M. I was bummed i was out!

If my thinking is right, i can have someone join my squad, leave it to them to control and join a mom division? How does that work? I paid 100k points on my squad i created and would kind of like to see it take off with or without me. I dont care.

Hi M.O.Mers,
Welcome aboard new MOMs
And glad your back BlueMax

Attention upper classmates, I am a MORAFing MORON!
I have been trying to join the sub squads for over a week now and couldn't find them.
Well, that's because I was putting a period behind the last M and it showed nothing.
Then I accidentally put a request in for the HiMOM squad, so disregard that.
I will do my tag and request for the Apocalypse squad tomorrow.
So sorry for the screw-up... I'm OLD!!

Scott

WTF!!

Where did my girl friend go now?!
I should just stay off the forum, every time I get on, I mess some thing up

Cool dragon. Would love to see you in apocalypse.

Hornswoggler wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

bts wrote: Hornswoggler has joined a new squad-saw him in a game last night!!Off with his head!

Joined a new squad? As in, not one of the new M.O.M divisions? What the effin' eff?

As in, I thought you guys booted me and i paid 100k for my own squad just to find out from wig afterward what really happened. And off with your penis if you go for my head bts. Castrate you like a freakin pig for that comment jackass. I liked M.O.M. I was bummed i was out!

If my thinking is right, i can have someone join my squad, leave it to them to control and join a mom division? How does that work? I paid 100k points on my squad i created and would kind of like to see it take off with or without me. I dont care.

Easy thar boys. Eric, a quick private message to me or a post here would've saved you a hunna grand. Seriously brooheim, it couldn't have been more than a couple hours between my purging half of M.O.M from the database roster and my being told that you'd been seen with a non-M.O.M tag. We would never have given you or anyone the unceremonious deep six without so much as a word! Live and learn.

I think what you described is possible but we've had our share of snags when trying to hand off squad ownership. You may need to determine to whom you want to hand the reins then email echoboom and ask to have ownership reassigned. The only way for you to get out of the new squad is to kick everyone else out then leave at which point the squad would cease to exist. An email to echoboom, definitely.

Let me know if there's anything I can help with.

I keep forgetting to mention this; those of you having fun with the division insignia as sorta pseudo secondary banners, add the word "center" in square brackets ( y'know, these: [ ] ) at the front of the insignia's IMG code and it'll align nicely under your personal banner.

We're all about symmetry here at Staatliches MOMhaus Kunstschule. Symmetry in this case meaning utter mutter flutterin' chaos.

Short but sweet. How'd you like to end up on the wrong side of this roster . Glad I was blue!

Hornswoggler wrote:

Wigbomb wrote:

bts wrote: Hornswoggler has joined a new squad-saw him in a game last night!!Off with his head!

Joined a new squad? As in, not one of the new M.O.M divisions? What the effin' eff?

As in, I thought you guys booted me and i paid 100k for my own squad just to find out from wig afterward what really happened. And off with your penis if you go for my head bts. Castrate you like a freakin pig for that comment jackass. I liked M.O.M. I was bummed i was out!

If my thinking is right, i can have someone join my squad, leave it to them to control and join a mom division? How does that work? I paid 100k points on my squad i created and would kind of like to see it take off with or without me. I dont care.

Hiya Horns!
Great ta still have u as a M.O.M
I'm sure t'was just a lil (Jason) Bourne Idendity
Just for the record....U both r real Bad @ss with all the Chopping heads and Castrating but not as Bad as my Big MOMMA ( Wife )...
Now IF she ever cought me Cheatin.... I'll get all dat.... but the thing IS, she knows where I Live..

Well, it may have been two hours but I hadn't played in a few days. Also, I tried to leave but it called me a traitor for trying to abandon my own squad. What if i just named it M.O.M.squitoes and used it as another division? I only have one guy and that was so i could try to pass it to him.

My head hurts and I'm still hiding out from Hansone, thought I'd solved that little problem, hey it's not my fault it was the last cigar. Anyway I figured if I glued a half dozen butts together and slipped it into the box he'd be happy....how was I supposed to know the bloody glue was flammable!!!

But I digress.

Dinner, well before dinner, Mr Bopes calls us all out into the big field, there's a 15 foot tower of to one side and he's sitting there in a big overstuffed chair (I wondered where that had gone). So he has us all line up in front of this tower and tells us one hour of formation holding drill before dinner, we all look at each other, murmuring, well that can't be too difficult.....Strip!! Hollers Bopes, we look at each other, nervously, look up at bopes, who is now brandishing a mean looking rifle with telescopic sight at us, in his other hand is a rather dubious looking sack that he throws down to us. "Strip!! and put those on" he yells. Well let's face it, he's up a 15 foot tower with a rifle, we stripped....I think though that at least he could have had those jockstraps cleaned first.

So there we were, eight of us lined up, starkers, but for a somewhat worn jockstrap.
Bopes holds his rifle above his head and says "This here is a gas powered BB rifle, you will hold whatever formation I order, whatever happens. Now get them arms up!".
Now let me tell you, its difficult, very difficult running to order in nothing but a jockstrap, with some #%^*%+¥ firing little ball bearings at your naked ass!! Much to the amusement of our neighbours, I think I spotted Crazywolf on his back kicking his legs in the air, howling with delight, (my turn will come).

Ooops, gotta go hide, just heard Hansone growling nearby, must find a cigar for him soon...minus the glue.

Hornswoggler wrote: Well, it may have been two hours but I hadn't played in a few days. Also, I tried to leave but it called me a traitor for trying to abandon my own squad. What if i just named it M.O.M.squitoes and used it as another division? I only have one guy and that was so i could try to pass it to him.

Lousy timing is all, Eric. I was bending the timing a bit, from kicking 40-odd members from the database (not from M.O.M!) to the first passing mention that you'd been spotted with a new tag was something closer to 45 minutes. yeesh.

We're already two divisions deeper than we need to be, if you can hand the squad off to the player you had in mind for it, that's your best bet. It can be done, it just isn't always as smooth and intuitive as it should be. We'll get it all sorted out.

Glad you enjoyed that little exercise in drilling, Muck! I picked up the idea from Planet of the M.O.Ms, except over there a chimp with an AK47 runs the drill ...

Rudolf Rednose wrote:

looks like Planet of MOM is ready for squadwars......

First the village of Sayaga, then the world!

Bopes, you said "live ammo training" for all the squadettes. We were just following suit. I can't help it if Bride is a little kinder and gentler than us.

And Poc it's the monkey mind trick, we learned it from Marty. That feller didn't have a choice but to hand over the rifle.

Dear Momrads! (Of all varieties). This is only a test! To see if I got the POT MOMS banner thingy right. Sincerely, Techno Peasant York. Over and Out!

I think some may be confuddled by the new events that have conjoined itself over the past week.

I just wanted to say that we are All still here, same as always, still as ONE, just being placed under several Addendum Tags! M.O.M is M.O.M! Savvy!

It Is Still ONE Squad Tag, there was a 50 Player limit placed in game and in the squad management section, we had no option but to try and come up with a solution so we can all fly together.

None of the Newly Added M.O.M tags is better than the other, it is still M.O.M and occupied by what? Yes! You are correct M.O.M's!

So let The Cake Begin!

Many M.O.M members understand only limited English. Some have been concerned about being removed from M.O.M's in-game database roster. We need to get the message to those who either don't understand or don't use the forum.

If you see a M.O.M without his/her tag convey this message:

No members of M.O.M have been "kicked out".

Changes in the server require us to create multiple tags.

Only the tags are different, nothing else about M.O.M has changed.

Search "M.O.M" under Squadron in your in-game menu and tap the tag name you would like to use. Then tap Join.

You are still a member of M.O.M. No one has been kicked out of the squad.

___________________

Nenhum membro da M.O.M foram "expulsos".

Mudanças no servidor de nos obrigar a criar várias tags.

Apenas as marcas são diferentes, nada mais sobre o MOM mudou.

Search "MOM" em Esquadrão [/ i] em seu menu do jogo e toque no nome da tag que você gostaria de usar. Em seguida, toque em Participe [/ i].

ainda Você é um membro da M.O.M. Ninguém foi expulso da equipe.

_____________________


No hay miembros de M.O.M han sido "expulsado".

Los cambios en el servidor nos obligan a crear múltiples etiquetas.

Sólo las etiquetas son diferentes, nada más acerca de MOM ha cambiado.

Buscar "MAMÁ" en Escuadrón [/ i] en el menú del juego y toque el nombre de la etiqueta que desea utilizar. A continuación, pulsa Únete [/ i].

Usted sigue siendo miembro de M.O.M. Nadie ha sido expulsado del pelotón.

¥M4rtin¥ wrote: I think some may be confuddled by the new events that have conjoined itself over the past week.

I just wanted to say that we are All still here, same as always, still as ONE, just being placed under several Addendum Tags! M.O.M is M.O.M! Savvy!

It Is Still ONE Squad Tag, there was a 50 Player limit placed in game and in the squad management section, we had no option but to try and come up with a solution so we can all fly together.

None of the Newly Added M.O.M tags is better than the other, it is still M.O.M and occupied by what? Yes! You are correct M.O.M's!

So let The Cake Begin!

I saw your post about moms being booted and having to find another squad. I was confused because the M.O.M. Was still on my name and jr's. Not long after that, It disappeared. I thought "what the crap? I got booted!" I remembered the "another division(squad) post and didn't want another squad...so I made one.

I put in the request for jr to join B52 and them in the Dawn of the moms but I couldn't get out of my squad to put my request in. It will be soon. I liked being in M.O.M. I just misunderstood.

When I logged on that day it had been a few days since I had played and I just thought maybe I had done something wrong.

You'll never be booted for doing something wrong! You will however have your banner de-animated and be demoted to the rank of lieutenant. We will probably squirt mustard on you too.

Cricket wrote: You'll never be booted for doing something wrong! You will however have your banner de-animated and be demoted to the rank of lieutenant. We will probably squirt mustard on you too.

You sure that was mustard?

thought this might be fun learning a lot from insects I dress up in Dr uniform and fight the fly all night!

Blueeeeeee donde andas mi amigo tejano

Df uniform!!! Grrr auto spell.....

Finally!

Hi M.O.M!

Bear with us as we catch up on dead forum bi'niss. Many M.O.M names to shift into new divisions on the roster, division-switching confusion to address I'm sure, let's all be on the lookout for M.O.Ms who haven't gotten the memo:

Delfi + (tried to switch but selected the original squad)

RacinMadness (trying to switch to PotM.O.Ms but bumping up against the buggy database)

Brian.257 (tried to switch but selected the original squad)

Puma*727* (tried to switch but selected the original squad)

*Cheetah*975 (if Puma's confused Cheetah must be, too)

Rude Boy (I'm told he quit? Possibly thinks he's been kicked?)

Eyes out for these guys, let's clue 'em in as to what to do. I may approve the misdirected requests just so no one thinks he's been double-booted, reel 'em back into M.O.M then give it another go.

The original division is currently called "Hi M.O.M!" No one should be attempting to Join it until we're well below the 50 head count, those still in it should be looking over the new divisions and making the switch.

Thanks MOMrades!

--w--

Just wanted to stop by and say hi and T.G.I.F. to all u M.O.M.s..

On a side note. Wig! I think about ur banner at night...lol she's been dead for how long and still a regular thought for many men...

Some little turd that goes by SR22 begged and begged to get in MOM. Then he camped on me in a 4 vs 1 even after Misfit Todd tried to explain proper behavior. If the little bastard finds his way here, I vote NO! And tell him to stay the Hell off my damn yard!! On another note +1 was also interested. He is pretty good. I have played a fee games with him. I don't think he speaks English very well. He said to me, "MOM. In I want." Martin, you may be best equipped to communicate with him.

When is there going to be a division titled "I'm Sorry, M.O.M"?
Or "Banged your M.O.M"?
How about "I <3 u M.O.M"?

Boy, I'm glad I'm not in charge of naming these subsquads.

On a less cringe-worthy note, I was asked recently is there was such thing as mom love? Not understanding, I replied "How do YOU think you were born?"

He was distraught. He was, I found out, referring to our "Hit list", which I have never personally seen, and didn't really know about.

So, of course of replied "yes, and you're on top" and proceeded to kill him seven times on the runway.

I love this squadron.

Our "hit list"
We have no hit list we just give some players some extra M.O.M love.
Guessing SR22 will be getting some extra attention and M.O.M love