Ok, I'm hearing some of you are a little afraid of this jumping thing. So to show it doesn't hurt or cause infertility or premature thingy or whatever, I've jumped into Bride of, I shall remain there a few days and then jump into Full Metal or whichever one I think of first.
This is just to try and get it across that it's still the same the one the only MOM.
But please guys one request, when you choose your squadlet to jump into, be sure it's the one you want, swoping and changing will cause no end of headache dealing with the roster.

I'm only doing it to show how painless it is.

THANK YOU
here I go !!! Get ready lil bride!!!!

hansone wrote:

A fun game last night gentlemen, sorry I had to cut out before I could bring the full Wrath of MOM down upon you
Imagine the fear in the hearts of the reds as they see the Dawn of MOM, Full Metal MOM and Apocalypse MOM coming at them!
Wait a sec ... I see a common thread among those tags .... MOM. Imagine that, all MOMs.

BUMP.

Best screen cap of the week!

Hey KT!
If u ever read....lol
It t'was Great game..
Just wanted to let u know how the game went...
After he left, u left, they left....it was just lil ol me to take out those damn hangars thats been sittin there...
Here i thought.....Freebee for me, then out of nowhere. .......Bang!....
The damn no good server kicked me out.....
Made the game, Stale Mate....
Just my freaking Luck!
Always great ta be ur wing man KT

hmmmm...

Shatner's Bassoon joins

and makes MORAF. Coincidence? I think not...

Pick your new M.O.M tags guys!

Just dropping in to say good game to parrot, good flying sir and that was a fun one!

Ok, cheers Muck and techno peasant York, request sent! That makes me a techno dunce, one up from a techno goldfish.

ParrotHead wrote: hmmmm...

Shatner's Bassoon joins

...[Planet of the M.O.Ms]...

and makes MORAF. Coincidence? I think not...

Pick your new M.O.M tags guys!

Shatner's B made MORAF?! I almost forgot!

Well congrats, again, Shatner!! Well done!

The M.O.M divisions: fortified with 8 vitamins essential to inducing MORAF-ogenesis. Try one today!

Special limited edition M.O.M divisions! A new one in every squad! Collect 'em and trade 'em with your friends!

Moraf sold separately, Not available in countries that start with a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y, or z.

Wigbomb wrote: Special limited edition M.O.M divisions! A new one in every squad! Collect 'em and trade 'em with your friends!

Moraf sold separately, Not available in countries that start with a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y, or z.

Viddy well, viddy well, Mr. Wig. Makes me feel ready for a bit of the old ultra violence with me droogies ..

To whom it may concern,

Per your orders I have successfully become a M.O.M Full of Metal, notice I am still a M.O.M I just now have the benefit of being Full of Metal.

While there might have been moments of nervousness and nakedness, I trusted in the command of M.O.M and was handled with bakers of cake mittens.

Fellow M.O.Ms I encourage you trust the system. Forget the scuttlebutt and take a blind taste of cake. You will not regret it.

It was easy, no hassle, and I have never felt better as a M.O.M

Make your M.O.M choice today.

Be all you can be in the M.O.M-y.

Hope you have a good week.

"Hey Air force, jump out your planes and follow me, I am Marine Corps Infantry, Urah!!"

Want a Faster, Deadlier, Fully Graph-Iced Plane? Then Be an Original! Join the Newly Reformed Caked Out Squads Of M.O.M

Wigbomb wrote: Special limited edition M.O.M divisions! A new one in every squad! Collect 'em and trade 'em with your friends!

Moraf sold separately, Not available in countries that start with a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y, or z.

Nice! My girlfriend wants to be in "The Sound of M.O.M"

Cricket wrote:

Wigbomb wrote: Special limited edition M.O.M divisions! A new one in every squad! Collect 'em and trade 'em with your friends!

Moraf sold separately, Not available in countries that start with a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y, or z.

Nice! My girlfriend wants to be in "The Sound of M.O.M"

Tell her that title is on my list! I kid you not!

Here's an updated list of the M.O.Ms I've kicked from the database. If you see you on here please submit a request to join one of our lovely new divisions. See Page 1 or any of the last dozen pages for selections, or hit Squadron in your game menu, then type in "M.O.M" and all the divisions should appear. It's magic, I tell ya.

dibley
.wayne.
Capt. Montebon
bayou dog
Butterfly
TI-Sputnik CX
EddieRickenbacker
TheStriker16
Attila
Goose
M.O.M Fudgepops
Xuan K. Zamora
W.B.G.
Baz
- - bob - -
Philip06
Alter Ego
Sonnycruz77
Zecke M.O.M.er
Doghouse
fredneck
Seattle
Trigger
MBello
beanboy
Harkness
Mad===Dog
T Man
Chockd
Poc96
Ender2014
GHOSTRIDER1
RoyMay
TodpoleofDoom
mxmike
von ripper
…Legless Killer
[]Joe Chisten[]
Hornswoggler
Hornswoggler Sr. (?)
ean
ERROR ID-1OT
suxxor
Capt. Harkness
excutioner666
INoSpeakAmericano
Mudpuppy
<<AlphaQ>>
bLoBuLaRZ
hansone
Gizmo.

Wigbomb wrote: Here's an updated list of the M.O.Ms I've kicked from the database. If you see you on here please submit a request to join one of our lovely new divisions. See Page 1 or any of the last dozen pages for selections, or hit Squadron in your game menu, then type in "M.O.M" and all the divisions should appear. It's magic, I tell ya.

dibley
.wayne.
Capt. Montebon
bayou dog
Butterfly
TI-Sputnik CX
EddieRickenbacker
TheStriker16
Attila
Goose
M.O.M Fudgepops
Xuan K. Zamora
W.B.G.
Baz
- - bob - -
Philip06
Alter Ego
Sonnycruz77
Zecke M.O.M.er
Doghouse
fredneck
Seattle
Trigger
MBello
beanboy
Harkness
Mad===Dog
T Man
Chockd
Poc96
Ender2014
GHOSTRIDER1
RoyMay
TodpoleofDoom
mxmike
von ripper
…Legless Killer
[]Joe Chisten[]
Hornswoggler
Hornswoggler Sr. (?)
ean
ERROR ID-1OT
suxxor
Capt. Harkness
excutioner666
INoSpeakAmericano
Mudpuppy
<<AlphaQ>>
bLoBuLaRZ
hansone
Gizmo.

Hornswoggler has joined a new squad-saw him in a game last night!!Off with his head!

bts wrote: Hornswoggler has joined a new squad-saw him in a game last night!!Off with his head!

Joined a new squad? As in, not one of the new M.O.M divisions? What the effin' eff?

Mine wants to join Four M.O.Ms And A Funeral

I believe that's every other squad's subtitle for Squad Wars.

Hey York, here's a screen shot of that noob I was talking about. He left just as you came in. I think he was a lieutenant. Pretty sure he's not on the roster so not sure how he M.O.Med himself up. Check your roster.


So I might be confused....is Dadzie15 a M.O.M? If so sorry brother and nice to meet ya. If not, death to the interloper!

Sorry to bother you with this technical difficulty but for the past two days I have been unable to kill reds in West U.S. and West Europe. West U.S. tells me server is full and West Europe doesn't tell me anything but never logs in.

I have tried reloading the game. I tried doing a dance. I offered the computer a piece of cake. Nothing works. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you and this ends this message. Have a nice day.

Jimboslice27 wrote: Hey York, here's a screen shot of that noob I was talking about. He left just as you came in. I think he was a lieutenant. Pretty sure he's not on the roster so not sure how he M.O.Med himself up. Check your roster.

So I might be confused....is Dadzie15 a M.O.M? If so sorry brother and nice to meet ya. If not, death to the interloper!

Mr. Slice, Dadzie is indeed a bona fide dyed (but not died) in the CAKE M.O.M. If I recall correctly his original account ginked on him, s'why he's rebuilding from noob level.

I was going thru some of my old notes. Came across this, thought I would post it again.


Ok! Just a little tip.
It is a poor idea to procrastinate Christmas shopping till the 24th day of December? Who would of known that? Odd?

My trip to Walmart reminded me of the story about one of our "Finest" MOM's!

As a young lad still all wet behind the ears. Drawn to the challenge of an imposable myth, this future MOM wanted to leave his mark, onto the world!
It was said never to have been possible, and all who have tried were, never to of returned.

Sneaking out late, on one cold snowy night
fighting the temperature and all that was in sight.
This brave young man took to the ground
all of his courage and power he's found.
To the wishing-well could be the last we would see
lost for ever he surly will be.
Down that chimney of a tube he would go
Searching for the "DARK ONE" ohhh say it's not so!
Armed with many of a warriors brand
the most important one was the file in his hand.
So quickly and so swiftly he would go
down so deep now down so low.
Over there from the corner of his eye
the dark shadowy beast would make grown men cry!
Jumping to his back so smooth and so gentle
the look in his eyes you just knew he was mental.
Challenged with the task of stealing horn shavings
he took his time though all of the ravings.
Slipping away like a thief in the night
the creature of madness knew something's not right.
Back up that chimney not much farther to go
the "DARK ONE" caught on with a fiery blow!
Life as we all know would change on that day
all ran to the streets to marvel the display.
Because a "new" MOM with the ultimate RAID
proved to the world why the DEVIL's AFRAID!

Well, if you don't believe me?
Then tell me, why else a grown man would go around bragging about being called " Tinker Bell"?

By far the coolest part of the story was when Tinker Bell was asked.

"Why did you do this on Christmas Eve?"

His reply was.

"I wanted do do it on a day that I knew he would be awake. Ain't nothing worse then someone saying you cheated the Devil!"

Well now you all know how "Tinker Bell" got his "Pixie Dust"!

Wigbomb wrote:

Jimboslice27 wrote: Hey York, here's a screen shot of that noob I was talking about. He left just as you came in. I think he was a lieutenant. Pretty sure he's not on the roster so not sure how he M.O.Med himself up. Check your roster.

So I might be confused....is Dadzie15 a M.O.M? If so sorry brother and nice to meet ya. If not, death to the interloper!

Mr. Slice, Dadzie is indeed a bona fide dyed (but not died) in the CAKE M.O.M. If I recall correctly his original account ginked on him, s'why he's rebuilding from noob level.

Thank you sir! I was trying to talk to him in game but those pesky reds like marshal and worm jim kept shooting me in the yap and then he was gone....I think there's a song there...a very strange, switch hitting song....not that there's anything wrong with that.....

Well, I've had my first day in Bride of MOMs shack, breakfast was interesting, scrambled eggs cooked in gin eaten whilst chomping on a cigar....takes practice. The day was spent in aerial combat training...in a big field...without a plane.....you ever spent several hours running around a big field with your arms outstretched, making screaming engine noises and hollerin rattatatat, takes it outta you believe me. Anyway I'm looking forward (I think) to dinner and a relaxing evening, will update you later.

Grab yourself a paring knife, Muck! There's a couple of 50 pound sacks of potatoes I .. liberated ... from Dawn when I was on KP duty over there ....

Sporting my new tags.

edit: had to mirror image Young Frank so he's looking at the ladies

I have the same problem after i updated the latest release just last night...
Vimy...says server full but its got a green bar.
Fest..whatevere the server is above Vimy... just stays on loading...
tho the top right one alows me to get in and play.... so i there must be something wrong with the update?

Sorry Ka5ey, I tried to flip to give you a hand but I kept getting sent to a CTC.

I'm so sorry Flybot, Martin, B 52, Von Len.
I tried to take a screencap and got booted. Couldn't find my way back again.
(Probably the best that could have happened to my K/D rate)
Feel very bad about leaving Flybot facing those beasts.