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Our newest M.O.M is already multiplying! Incest! YAY incest!!!

Eww.

Okay, so, our newest M.O.M, Coronel Santos, fried chicken king of Brasil, has a brother who is now our even newer newest M.O.M:

~*Minotaur*~

The Santos Brothers, knockin' 'em down in Dawn of the M.O.M, welcome aboard, Alexandre!

--w--

bopes wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:
...
And Mac.... We ain't taking no sloppy seconds!

Don't worry Parrott, when we're through with him he'll be in squeaky clean, "like new" condition... Aint that right, boys?

Ummm, is that something to look forward to? Will it hurt? Should I be scared? Will there be cake involved?

Anyone seen the syrup?

Figured I'd stop in and see what that smell is. 956 posts I probably won't catch up this time.

Mac wrote:

bopes wrote:

ParrotHead wrote:
...
And Mac.... We ain't taking no sloppy seconds!

Don't worry Parrott, when we're through with him he'll be in squeaky clean, "like new" condition... Aint that right, boys?

Ummm, is that something to look forward to? Will it hurt? Should I be scared? Will there be cake involved?

Yes, yes, yes and yes.... But aint that true of all Bridal showers?...

Speaking of which, I've been working on some tag lines for Bride:


Bride of M.O.M... If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it!

Bride of M.O.M ... Honeymoon in Vegas, bitches!

Bride of M.O.M ... She'll toss you like a garter ...

Bride of M.O.M ... You will be "something blue" when she gets through with you...

Bride of M.O.M ... Killing reds is number one on her registry...

Bride of M.O.M ... she will drop you like a miscellaneous guest on the seating chart, and you'll LIKE IT!

Bride of M.O.M ... a casket of red corpses is her dowry

Bride of M.O.M ... Elaine! ... Elaine!!

Bride of M.O.M ... She's alive! ... ALIVE!!

Just about shot my DF wad on planes and upgrades. The return is imminent my sons. As soon as I'm done walking on this water and making various things into wine I will get some playing time in. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Lo. Will wonders never cease?

Wigbomb wrote:

Replica Diamonelle encrusted M.O.M heart available during intermission in the mezzanine gift shop.[/quote


Thats is the finest piece of cake ive seen in a while. Is it avaiable in the gift shop as well. Cause i would buy a case of them

I know i saw cake in this picture somewhere. Cant figure where it went. Oh well. Enjoy

Revised list of M.O.Ms who have been moved from the original roster and need to join a division:

dibley
.wayne.
Capt. Montebon
bayou dog
Butterfly
TI-Sputnik CX
EddieRickenbacker
TheStriker16
Attila
Goose
M.O.M Fudgepops
Xuan K. Zamora
W.B.G.
Baz
- - bob - -
Alter Ego
Sonnycruz77
Zecke M.O.M.er
Doghouse
fredneck
Seattle
Trigger
MBello
beanboy
Harkness
Mad===Dog
T Man
Chockd
Poc96
Ender2014
RoyMay
TadpoleofDoom
mxmike
von ripper
…Legless Killer
[]Joe Chisten[]
Hornswoggler
Hornswoggler Sr. (?)
ean
ERROR ID-1OT
Capt. Harkness
excutioner666
INoSpeakAmericano
Mudpuppy
<<AlphaQ>>
bLoBuLaRZ
*P*C*C*
ed latts
Hospitaller [V]
DYS
smittystyle…
WALLYGHEE
Two Ton
*Cheetah*975
Puma*727*
Delfi +
dougerace
Bud1

If you aren't on the list but haven't joined a new division you still need to switch. Those still on the old roster who do not need to switch are:

BStrachan
Dentinhead
MavRk/RiC0
Farkinell
beatea
Oedius Momicus
Big Tex
DIESEL
SB467
DannyDrooler
Fela~~~Bad
FLYMAGIC
BlueMax
Clay god
Lesa

If you are not on this list but still haven't switched divisions please do so.

--w--

Did I hear someone mention cake?

Wigbomb wrote: Revised list of M.O.Ms who have been moved from the original roster and need to join a division:

dibley
.wayne.
Capt. Montebon
bayou dog
Butterfly
TI-Sputnik CX
EddieRickenbacker
TheStriker16
Attila
Goose
M.O.M Fudgepops
Xuan K. Zamora
W.B.G.
Baz
- - bob - -
Alter Ego
Sonnycruz77
Zecke M.O.M.er
Doghouse
fredneck
Seattle
Trigger
MBello
beanboy
Harkness
Mad===Dog
T Man
Chockd
Poc96
Ender2014
RoyMay
TadpoleofDoom
mxmike
von ripper
…Legless Killer
[]Joe Chisten[]
Hornswoggler
Hornswoggler Sr. (?)
ean
ERROR ID-1OT
Capt. Harkness
excutioner666
INoSpeakAmericano
Mudpuppy
<<AlphaQ>>
bLoBuLaRZ
*P*C*C*
ed latts
Hospitaller [V]
DYS
smittystyle…
WALLYGHEE
Two Ton
*Cheetah*975
Puma*727*
Delfi +
dougerace
Bud1

If you aren't on the list but haven't joined a new division you still need to switch. Those still on the old roster who do not need to switch are:

BStrachan
Dentinhead
MavRk/RiC0
Farkinell
beatea
Oedius Momicus
Big Tex
DIESEL
SB467
DannyDrooler
Fela~~~Bad
FLYMAGIC
BlueMax
Clay god
Lesa

If you are not on this list but still haven't switched divisions please do so.

--w--

Chockd, Poc96 and t man have joined Apoc M.O.M.

Oh my oh my, dinner in the Brides shack....different does not truly describe it. After spending 2 hours peeling and washing a 50 pound sack of spuds, stolen spuds I might say, I then spent a further hour slicing and dicing them, then in he comes (bopes) start putting them into piles saying, fry them, roast them, boil those, mash these and sauté those, in garlic butter mind. Well I thought to myself if these are to have with tonight's dinner, it's going to be a veritable feast, so I set too with a vigour born of anticipation of the feast to come, ah I thought to myself, now this is the place to be...little did I know what lay ahead...

Shatners Bassoon wrote: Did I hear someone mention cake?

Oh man. That is still one of the absolute best sayings on a banner. With the pic it's even better. I have tears in my eyes. Very funny! Love it. Grats on the MORAFness.

BlüEMäX wrote:

"I know my right's. I know my right's"
"My wife is gonna kick your ass"
Man that was funny!!!

YEMX wrote:

BlüEMäX wrote:

"I know my right's. I know my right's"
"My wife is gonna kick your ass"
Man that was funny!!!

"Is it illegal to cut grass?! Is it illegal to cut grass?!?"

LOL! Now was it really necessary to taser that guy?

Not necessary but very funny to watch when it isn't happening to you.

Whaddya gonna do? If the wife threatens to stab you in the face you get on the Lawnboy and head for the beer store. I dare anybody to say they haven't done the same a hundred times. Friggin' cops...

Flying muck wrote: Oh my oh my, dinner in the Brides shack....different does not truly describe it. After spending 2 hours peeling and washing a 50 pound sack of spuds, stolen spuds I might say, I then spent a further hour slicing and dicing them, then in he comes (bopes) start putting them into piles saying, fry them, roast them, boil those, mash these and sauté those, in garlic butter mind. Well I thought to myself if these are to have with tonight's dinner, it's going to be a veritable feast, so I set too with a vigour born of anticipation of the feast to come, ah I thought to myself, now this is the place to be...little did I know what lay ahead...

Welcome back to the land of the conscious, Muck! As you can see, a lot has happened since you passed out! (Don't worry, I bet Hansone will forgive you ...)

BlüEMäX wrote: Just about shot my DF wad on planes and upgrades. The return is imminent my sons. As soon as I'm done walking on this water and making various things into wine I will get some playing time in. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Welcome back, BLUE WAFFLE MAX!!!

I used to think Jerry Springer was fake until I took my first call in a trailer park. Good ole Steve I believe is contrived. I've never seen anyone drop like a sack from pepper spray. That officer displayed poor tactics, too. Never stand in front of a man in an elevated position that is pissing... Still quite a funny video. Welcome back, Max.

bopes wrote:

YEMX wrote:

BlüEMäX wrote:

"I know my right's. I know my right's"
"My wife is gonna kick your ass"
Man that was funny!!!

"Is it illegal to cut grass?! Is it illegal to cut grass?!?"

LOL! Now was it really necessary to taser that guy?

looks like Planet of MOM is ready for squadwars......

RED ALERT RED ALERT
DEFCON ZULU ALPHA
THE PIG AND THE CHICKEN ARE HOLDING HANDS CROSSING THE ROAD

I am being attacked by the world of DogFight. Need help over.

I have no access to West U.S., West Europe, South Asia, and North Europe!!!!

In South America I was prohibited from joining other M.O.Ms and watched the world join them.

Please help over. I am a M.O.M in a dress, I mean a M.O.M under a dress, I mean a M.O.M in distress.

For the love of all M.O.Ms!!! What do I do?

M.O.MZILLA-LICIOUS little gummy candy treats!







(They had to be bought lol MUST HAVE CANDY)

0311USMC8152 wrote: RED ALERT RED ALERT
DEFCON ZULU ALPHA
THE PIG AND THE CHICKEN ARE HOLDING HANDS CROSSING THE ROAD

I am being attacked by the world of DogFight. Need help over.

I have no access to West U.S., West Europe, South Asia, and North Europe!!!!

In South America I was prohibited from joining other M.O.Ms and watched the world join them.

Please help over. I am a M.O.M in a dress, I mean a M.O.M under a dress, I mean a M.O.M in distress.

For the love of all M.O.Ms!!! What do I do?

Alright, slow down, breathe... Deep breaths. Now stay with me... What happened to the pig and the chicken?

Ok. Honestly who throws a shoe.... Wait i mean who hands a loaded gun to a monkey ? I suppose we havent evolved that far after all

Are the pig and the chicken gonna be ok ?

The pig and chicken will be just fine as long as Bopes don't get his hands on them. If he does it hard tellin what Muck will do with them. The poor old chicken will probably end up smash along with the rest of them as soon as Muck gets though with the pig

How long is the wait to join Full Metal MOM, I've applied and waiting