As I type, I am preparing to leave on a three-day getaway to the lake in Hayward, Wisconsin, which I assume is like every other town in Wisconsin, except it has a lake.
That would be great, except that I will be going with extended family. Uncles, cousins, grandparents.... The whole nine yards. What the hell I'm trying to get away from, and how this will help, I still have no idea. Maybe my sanity. Nothing says "relaxation" like 30 people of varying ages dropped in the middle of nowhere and told to have fun.
The good news, is that we're staying in a big, tricked-out cabin with six bedrooms and all the conveniences of modern technology.
So, as my uncles argue over which one of them is more asinine (I say Dan... Kieth is just kinda stupid), hopefully stereotypical teenager Mac will be chilling in a corner, stereotypically playing video games on his phone.
My prayer is that the place has wifi. If I have no wifi, I won't be playing Dogfight (or visiting the forum) until Wednesday night.
If I do, HALLELUJAH.
So, here's hoping I survive the week without drowning myself! See y'all either tonight, or Wednesday night!