Wow, that was quick!
Thanks guys. That wasn't so bad.
I love you M.O.M.s! Time for some more cake.

GOOOOD MOOOOORNING M.O.Mers!

Hopefully I get your attention for a few seconds.
I will start by telling you that I felt just like many of you do, NO WAY I'm leaving M.O.M!
Yet I was one of the first to do so. Why?
I'll tell you why. When Mom tell you to do something you listen...
Naaaa thats not it, even if we all should listen to our mothers, thats not the reason why I did it.

I did I because M.O.M needed me to, in order to straighten things out.
The size of squads is cut back to 50 and M.O.M has closer to 200 members.
That put us in a somewhat difficult situation.

1 we are forced to stop recruiting new members.
2 our roster only shows 50 random members

We want to be able to continue the recruiting and to maintain the squad you need to be able to see who is in it.

Our solution to this is the squadletts.
The planet, bride, dawn and all of the squadletts members are just as much M.O.M as they were in the mother M.O.M.

So do as I did, embrace your fear of losing the M.O.M tag and take the leap.
Pic one of the squadletts, doesn't matter which one you pic.
It's preferred if we can try to spread evenly over the squadletts.
When we have Wig alone in the Mother M.O.M he get to do the spring cleaning all by himself

So come on, JUMP!

Excuse me M.O.M.s, just stopping by to congratulate your Sarge on his recent promo!

Next stop: MoRAF !
I will leave the door open for you, unless you beat me there.

Yeah! One step left! Unless Zup decides kdr should really mean something, in which case I'll go to some bottom percentile somewhere!

Adding to what Rick and Anders and Rick and Muck and Rick and YEMX and Rick and Hansone and Rick and Parrott and Rick and Mad and Rick and Martin and a host of others including Onesekone and DIESEL and TXLawman and Bill Maher and Rick and Rick and Rick and, especially, Rick --- where was I? Oh yeah, adding to what they have already said and done REPEATEDLY about this whole squadlet business, which I won't bother to summarize here because you all should know it by heart by now. ... wait, you forgot already? You never read any of that crap before? You're still confused, trembling and afraid, and have assumed the fetal position?... Sigh, well, here's a recap:

M.O.Ms. DO NOT PANIC. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE.

JOIN A M.O.M DIVISION. THERE IS NO "ORIGINAL SQUAD" ANYMORE. THERE ARE ONLY DIVISIONS.

PUT THE DIVISIONS TOGETHER AND YOU GET...THE ORIGINAL SQUAD.

WE HAVE NO CHOICE UNLESS YOU DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE AS PART OF M.O.M IN SQUAD WARS. IF YOU DO WISH TO PARTICIPATE AS THE FULLY VESTED M.O.M AND INTEGRAL PART OF THE ONE AND ONLY M.O.M SQUADRON THAT YOU ARE THEN JOIN A DIVISION.

THE DIVISIONS ARE M.O.M. M.O.M IS THE SUM OF HER DIVISIONS.

Adding to all that, is that which I am about to say here, which I already forgot.... Wait, what was it again? Give me half a sec ... Oh yeah, I remember now :

We put a Star Chamber dude in charge of each division because WE GOT YOUR DAMN BACKS!! We aint a gonna let in no M.O.M to any division who aint already the genuine certified article, or who aint been vetted six ways from Sunday in the unspeakably tortuous Star Chamber proceedings which to this day remain shrouded in mystery, black helicopters, and discarded fast food wrappers....

In other words:

EVERY SINGLE M.O.M DIVISION IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE HUNDRED AND TEN PERCENT PURE UNADULTERATED, NOT FROM CONCENTRATE, ASSKICKING, WISECRACKING, LIPSMACKING, TRASHTALKING, WINGWALKING, M.O.M, THROUGH AND THROUGH, OVER AND UNDER, INSIDE AND OUT, UPSIDE AND DOWN, BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS, SIDEWAYS AND TRANSVERSE, AROUND AND AROUND, RIGHT ROUND, LIKE A RECORD BABY...

Got that? Now do like all the folks who've already done and make the switch. Take the plunge. Dive right in. The water's fine. What's that you say? You see something scary in the water over there? Oh that! Pay it no mind. That's just YEMX's Snickers bar he accidentally dropped. No worries there...

Poor Popesey Bopesey, is he still all alone in Bride of MOM?

I'm currently carrying the "Full Metal M.O.M" tag. We've got 9 or 10 members at this point, and more on the way, I believe. I was wondering if I could jaunt on over and represent the Mean Old Men in the Bride division.

What're the rules on flicking back and forth between factions? Does it really matter which umbrella we use, as long as we are all safe from the rain? My God, that was an awful metaphor...

So, sorry Anthony Mad, I'll be ducking out for a bit, and Mr. Bopes, I'll be waiting on the porch until I get let inside!

hello brothers. Ive been off the radar for ages but still grab moments to play. Wig put me in the loop regarding 'squadlets' as Bell puts it. I cant work out from page one how to reclaim my mom id. It looks like I am under 'sex moms' but cant get passed the 'squad menu screen'. Can one of you spell it out again please...

If there is still time I choose 'Apocalypse MOMS' but like Bell says, any squadlett, as long as I get my key back to the cake cabinet. Never mind the bollocks, heres comes MOM to the war!

On another note, my internet connection over the passed SIX MONTHS has been a pathetic example of technological progress but... it is improving. Now and then in game I get the red letter on screen asking me nicely to piss off someplace else... I guess one player can cause lag for everyone else?

For members who do or have changed their names, my apologies if I don't know who you now are or keep up with your changes. Its a fast forum and an expanding sqaud. Long may it survive.

On a sad note I would like to share with you the loss my old man in March. It came as a shock, on a full moon. We were once very close, then fell out, and were recently repairing our relationship when he suffered a sudden heart attack, in his sleep. He was an otherwise healthy active man, mentally and physically, into paragliding in the Alps, researching UFO's, IT programmer, the sort of guy who could explore his limits, not fear them. A tough up bringing but a clever joker, adventurer. His last written words to me are 'Its been worthwhile'. I believe he is now embarking on another leg of his journey. Please include him in your own well being prayers. I bet our earthly love is always warmly received by our ancestors

Help welcome on enlisting into squad wars.... See you up there chaps. I'll be carrying the rum.

Chock s. try this. Press squadron then in search type m.o.m (exactly like that with 2 periods), search. A new box should be displayed. With new squadlets Pick to join one. Later It will be approved. You may have to quit your current sq first. I'm not sure. Techno Peasant York.

Chocks, the current name of MOM is Wrath of M.O.M I believe you need to first hit leave then search for the squadlet you wish to join and hit...umm...join
Post here when you've done that and which squadlet you opted for, so they know to hit that accept button and wig can update the roster.

Guys, we still have a long long way to go, start making those jumps please. The sooner we get it all done the sooner wig will stop changing the name of MOM. It's just a way of showing you that whatever name your tagged under, it's still MOM.

Mac thanks for your interest. I'm being told by the security software I need to know the answer to your secret question... I'm sure it's just a formality....

Oh, and please type these letters:

After that, leave your other squadlet then find Bride and hit join in the squad join area thingy ...

A fun game last night gentlemen, sorry I had to cut out before I could bring the full Wrath of MOM down upon you
Imagine the fear in the hearts of the reds as they see the Dawn of MOM, Full Metal MOM and Apocalypse MOM coming at them!
Wait a sec ... I see a common thread among those tags .... MOM. Imagine that, all MOMs.

hansone wrote:

A fun game last night gentlemen, sorry I had to cut out before I could bring the full Wrath of MOM down upon you
Imagine the fear in the hearts of the reds as they see the Dawn of MOM, Full Metal MOM and Apocalypse MOM coming at them!
Wait a sec ... I see a common thread among those tags .... MOM. Imagine that, all MOMs.

Thats one fearsome red lineup you got there.
Don't blame you for cutting it short

OK who is "Naked & Afraid"?

No that's not a rhetorical question or the start of another droning sermon...

I got a request to join Bride of M.O.M from one Naked & Afraid.

Can't click the old accept thingy til I receive verification that said N&A is one of us ..

.

Buckgeo wrote:

0311USMC8152 wrote: As I approach the likely hip replacement in the near future, I decided it would be suiting to choose Full Metal M.O.M. I submitted my request. For now I am naked and afraid with no M.O.M on top of me.

Happy Friday. Enjoy your weekend. And have a cigar.

Bump this for ya Bopes

Hmmm .... Seems legit. OK I'll hit the accept thingy. Welcome, Naked & Afraid Bride of M.O.M. Now let's see what you look like in one of these here game gowns ...

bopes wrote: OK who is "Naked & Afraid Someone Will See You?"

Not me.....and I'm old!


Dragging,
Paul

I left my first squad Bombshell Babes because they changed the name to Blazing Bullets which I thought was very corny. Now M.O.M. is changing names/groups? I will be squadless unless one of the groups invites me...

Cheers

I want to join (I love hot MOMs) lol

.

Buckgeo wrote: Marshall, an invitation is not required as we are all still M.O.M's.
Leave Wrath of M.O.M and join the sub squad of your choosing.
Go to the Squadrons tab in game and search for M.O.M for a listing of all the new and improved M.O.Mlets.

If you would still like an invite, I am inviting you to join Apocalypse M.O.M, the darkest heart of M.O.M

What's in a name? That which we call a M.O.M by any other name would smell as sweet.

Bopeseo and Juliet
~William Shakespeare

Ok,

Sent request to Apocalypse sub. Is it that we are growing and need more room?
Just wondering...

Thanks for the info and invite
Marshall

Sorry to burst your bubbles, Bopes and Buckgeo, but I was the poor, lost, wretched soul calling himself "naked and afraid".
Pure coincidence, I think. Either way, it's good to be back in the family, even if I never left. If that makes sense. Which it probably doesn't.

M.O.M is a M.O.M is a M.O.M is a M.O.M.

Geography and Bopes
~Gertrude Stein

Ok I tried to help out with a (poor) shot at a
Funny post.... Sorry if it just confused more people....

If you guys need something broken? Pick me, I'm your guy for that stuff!!!

Guys, I'm going to re-post this until I'm blue in the fingers:

M.O.M is M.O.M.

All M.O.M divisions are equally M.O.M.

The divisions names exist to get all M.O.M members into Squad Wars as M.O.Ms.

No M.O.M division is any different from any other.

No division is any more or less M.O.M than any other.

M.O.M is more than three letters and two dots.

The letters and dots are still there in every M.O.M division.

M.O.M

As in M.O.M

Which is to say M.O.M

By which I mean M.O.M

In short: M.O.M

--w--

Phil Hartman was murdered and I have the video tape to prove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you mean M.O.M?

Hello Wig and all MOMers I am Back!

philip06 wrote: Hello Wig and all MOMers I am Back!

Hiya Phil!

Check Page 1 of the thread, choose the new M.O.M division whose name you like best then jump into your game app menu, hit Squadron, type in the name you like, tap it when it appears then hit Join. You'll be under a shiny new M.O.M tag in a jiff!

Great to see you back among us, MOMrade!

KA5EY wrote: Do you mean M.O.M?

Not if you spell it backwords.....