*[M]VonHulk wrote: Sorry to intrude, but I think sir Hoagie is off his Meds. Try to keep an eye on him. He needs to practice his landings too.

O'Well he didn't crash so I would give him a 6 just because he looks so good hanging there.

For Wig....
$2.00 a slice or $11 a pie tonight - Boom !!

bopes wrote:

Mac wrote: This just in: we have one Mac in the between-M.O.M abyss. Repeat, one Mac in the between-M.O.M abyss. Under the psuedonym "Naked and Afraid". He is currently awaiting admission into Planet Of The M.O.M. He is hoping Parrothead will be quick to welcome hkm, as it's absolutely terrifying out here. He was found sulking in the corner of Borimov today.

LET ME IN! THERE'S MONSTERS AND LIONS AND TIGERS AND WHIPLASHES OUT HERE!

Leaving Bride, eh? ...

Now, now... To quote Arnold, "I'll be back!".

I've been touring various levels of M.O.M-hood. Trying to get the full experience. My money's worth. Yes, I know I didn't pay any money.But I want to get the kind of experience to where if I had been charged, it would be worth it.

Mac wrote:

bopes wrote:

Mac wrote: This just in: we have one Mac in the between-M.O.M abyss. Repeat, one Mac in the between-M.O.M abyss. Under the psuedonym "Naked and Afraid". He is currently awaiting admission into Planet Of The M.O.M. He is hoping Parrothead will be quick to welcome hkm, as it's absolutely terrifying out here. He was found sulking in the corner of Borimov today.

LET ME IN! THERE'S MONSTERS AND LIONS AND TIGERS AND WHIPLASHES OUT HERE!

Leaving Bride, eh? ...

Now, now... To quote Arnold, "I'll be back!".

I've been touring various levels of M.O.M-hood. Trying to get the full experience. My money's worth. Yes, I know I didn't pay any money.But I want to get the kind of experience to where if I had been charged, it would be worth it.

PabloHarlem wrote: For Wig....
$2.00 a slice or $11 a pie tonight - Boom !!

Thanks Paul! That's my idea of food mecca right there! But...they raised the slice price?!?! For all the years I've been a Patsy's-phile a slice has been $1.75. $11 for a whole pie hasn't changed but there was something comforting in the world's finest triangular dining for under two bucks.

Great DF Tex!

Looks like we got a couple of little bitches acting like, well a couple of little bitches

Sorry if that sounded bad...looking back I can see it that way...I just meant it like gunners responded back...that is all..sorry for the confusion

I hate getting phone calls mid game!!Just had it again which battling hard against our new God to protect our one hangar and a call comes through disconnects me and I can't get in!!!So frustrating!

bts wrote: I hate getting phone calls mid game!!Just had it again which battling hard against our new God to protect our one hangar and a call comes through disconnects me and I can't get in!!!So frustrating!

Fear not, Simon, I'm the forgiving brand of God. I giveth hangars and I taketh them awayeth. Wig works in mysterious ways, my wonders to behold.

Jimboslice27 wrote:

Looks like we got a couple of little bitches acting like, well a couple of little bitches

Yeah thinking about it it was $1.75, I just put the .25 in the tip jar...lol

Manfred wrote:

gunnerzz wrote: ...You had no right telling me to stfu over your boys stupid post but im glad you did so I could express my feeling toward you...

Huh? Mac is Wig's son? Now that IS drama! Yet another Hollywood illegitimate love child. Mac, stay in school and keep your nose clean. The odds are against you!

Ok wait just a second..... Now as I know I am not a very bright (got that little "tid-bit" of info in a game the other night.... Lol who knew...?) guy, so what you all are telling me is. If wig is GOD and Mac is his son. Then would that make Mac Jesus? I mean, I do know we are all GODs children, but I am really starting to see the favoritism here, and am understanding all the special attention for "his little love child"! So I guess GOD...wig... what/whoever gave him the power to write and speel and tell stories and....and.....and......snifflez.... Bet he even gave his "lil soldier" the ability to walk on water to!!!!!

OK OK OK Just me trying to poke at some good fun!


ALSO: I agree no one should be telling anyone the "S ecret T o F arting U n-heard "

YEMX wrote:

Manfred wrote:

gunnerzz wrote: ...You had no right telling me to stfu over your boys stupid post but im glad you did so I could express my feeling toward you...

Huh? Mac is Wig's son? Now that IS drama! Yet another Hollywood illegitimate love child. Mac, stay in school and keep your nose clean. The odds are against you!

Ok wait just a second..... Now as I know I am not a very bright (got that little "tid-bit" of info in a game the other night.... Lol who knew...?) guy, so what you all are telling me is. If wig is GOD and Mac is his son. Then would that make Mac Jesus? I mean, I do know we are all GODs children, but I am really starting to see the favoritism here, and am understanding all the special attention for "his little love child"! So I guess GOD...wig... what/whoever gave him the power to write and speel and tell stories and....and.....and......snifflez.... Bet he even gave his "lil soldier" the ability to walk on water to!!!!!

OK OK OK Just me trying to poke at some good fun!


ALSO: I agree no one should be telling anyone the "S ecret T o F arting U n-heard "

Wait... I'm Jesus? Pfft. Peace out, beyotches. Imma go walking out on the lake. I'll update you when I find out how to turn crackers into my flesh.


P.s. Do you think I could turn the lake into wine? And then, would I still be able to walk on it? So much experimenting to do.

Hey M.O.Ms, Gunnerzz and I just had a perfectly reasonable, cordial exchange and have shoved all this recent silliness under the bridge tied to a cinder block. He could not have been more pleasant and we happily accepted each other's apologies.

We're registered at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

--w--

Wigbomb wrote: Hey M.O.Ms, Gunnerzz and I just had a perfectly reasonable, cordial exchange and have shoved all this recent silliness under the bridge tied to a cinder block. He could not have been more pleasant and we happily accepted each other's apologies.

We're registered at Bed, Bath & Beyond.

--w--

Haha wig...ty again and sorry to all and any I have offended.....

Yes, and I'd like to add my apologies as well to Mac and anybody else I may have offended. Not usually the way I carry myself, but jt happens. Cheers....

Hey BTS. My iphone has a do not disturb button on it somewhere. That I press before I play. If I remember.

Auld kindly suggested I drop by and check out you MOMs. Intimated that I too, could, perhaps someday become a MOM
Feel I should say more by way of an introduction, but it's been a long day (ain't they all?). And I guess I've been flying around for long enough to have met most of you in the air.
Bit worried you might be a cult of some sort - all this wig god business. Very troubling. Still, that aside I'd be happy to join up! Where do I sign?
I'm off to wobble around in the sky shooting holes in the air all round enemy planes, before crashing in flames, getting in a tank and turning it on it's back.

Just sign on the dotted line and your soul is ours! It would be great to have ya, Whisk!

Mac wrote:

YEMX wrote:

Manfred wrote:

gunnerzz wrote: ...You had no right telling me to stfu over your boys stupid post but im glad you did so I could express my feeling toward you...

Huh? Mac is Wig's son? Now that IS drama! Yet another Hollywood illegitimate love child. Mac, stay in school and keep your nose clean. The odds are against you!

Ok wait just a second..... Now as I know I am not a very bright (got that little "tid-bit" of info in a game the other night.... Lol who knew...?) guy, so what you all are telling me is. If wig is GOD and Mac is his son. Then would that make Mac Jesus? I mean, I do know we are all GODs children, but I am really starting to see the favoritism here, and am understanding all the special attention for "his little love child"! So I guess GOD...wig... what/whoever gave him the power to write and speel and tell stories and....and.....and......snifflez.... Bet he even gave his "lil soldier" the ability to walk on water to!!!!!

OK OK OK Just me trying to poke at some good fun!


ALSO: I agree no one should be telling anyone the "S ecret T o F arting U n-heard "

Wait... I'm Jesus? Pfft. Peace out, beyotches. Imma go walking out on the lake. I'll update you when I find out how to turn crackers into my flesh.


P.s. Do you think I could turn the lake into wine? And then, would I still be able to walk on it? So much experimenting to do.

Either wig isn't a god, or I'm not his son. Walking on water did not work. Not even close.

I got approximately four minutes of flying time today. I appeared in a brief BTC game with Shatner's Bassoon, popped off three reds, died once, and exited. Riveting.

I doubt I'll have any more time tonight, sadly. I've logged about 7 hours in a kayak these two days. My shoulders are sore, but my ears aren't. Just counting the proverbial blessings.

I'll continue my climb into the M.O.M-infested top 500 starting tomorrow. Until then, happy flying!

.[].

The following Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the folks at Bride of M.O.M:

In order to address the recent shocking hemmorrhaging of staff at Bride (OK, OK, we only lost one guy, and that was planned, but face it, that just sounds boring ... ) and to hopefully attract even more high- caliber M.O.Ms (is there any other kind? I mean, pass the quality sauce please...) to our little group of intrepid stripy-haired horrors (our squad chat is like a morgue-- we need more Brides!!), please be advised that the following conduct in game will be considered grounds for immediate dismissal and/or promotion and a raise, with complimentary gin and cigar (my only weakness..), depending on the opposition, number of players per side, time of day, weather, time of month, planetary alignment, and/or phase of the moon and/or tide:

Dog killing in Spawnfight

Dog spawning in kill fight

Fight killing in spawn dog

Spawn dogging in fight camp

Camp fighting in kill dog

Spawn spawning in spawnspawn

egg, bacon, sausage and spawn;

spawn, bacon, sausage and spawn;

spawn, egg, spawn, spawn, bacon and spawn;

spawn, spawn, spawn, egg and spawn;

spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, baked beans, spawn, spawn, spawn and spawn; or

lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spawn.

Please be guided accordingly and thank you for your attention to this matter. And remember, UNCLE BRIDE WANTS YOU!

Hey all-Happy Wednesday!
I bumped into Japan!Kuls in a game earlier.He has had to restart his account hence his lower rank.He isn't in a squad and I invited him to drop in.He would be a great addition to the house.
Simon

bopes wrote: The following Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the folks at Bride of M.O.M:

In order to address the recent shocking hemmorrhaging of staff at Bride (OK, OK, we only lost one guy, and that was planned, but face it, that just sounds boring ... ) and to hopefully attract even more high- caliber M.O.Ms (is there any other kind? I mean, pass the quality sauce please...) to our little group of intrepid stripy-haired horrors (our squad chat is like a morgue-- we need more Brides!!), please be advised that the following conduct in game will be considered grounds for immediate dismissal and/or promotion and a raise, with complimentary gin and cigar (my only weakness..), depending on the opposition, number of players per side, time of day, weather, time of month, planetary alignment, and/or phase of the moon and/or tide:

Dog killing in Spawnfight

Dog spawning in kill fight

Fight killing in spawn dog

Spawn dogging in fight camp

Camp fighting in kill dog

Spawn spawning in spawnspawn

egg, bacon, sausage and spawn;

spawn, bacon, sausage and spawn;

spawn, egg, spawn, spawn, bacon and spawn;

spawn, spawn, spawn, egg and spawn;

spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, baked beans, spawn, spawn, spawn and spawn; or

lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spawn.

Please be guided accordingly and thank you for your attention to this matter. And remember, UNCLE BRIDE WANTS YOU!

Seems like about halfway through this thought you got hungry...
And seems like about halfway through reading it I did too...
Now off to get a sausage, egg, and baked bean biscuit...

Been gone for a bit.
Got this new pair of under garment (man string). Seems you can slide these down over your head. Problem is I always end up with an open leg hole. Next week i'm going to string them between two chairs and jump in head first. Hopefully I finally fill all the holes.
Been busy. Maybe I'll be around as the weather gets colder.
Can't wait to spawnkill sporting my new man string.

DentinheaD wrote: Been gone for a bit.
Got this new pair of under garment (man string). Seems you can slide these down over your head. Problem is I always end up with an open leg hole. Next week i'm going to string them between two chairs and jump in head first. Hopefully I finally fill all the holes.
Been busy. Maybe I'll be around as the weather gets colder.
Can't wait to spawnkill sporting my new man string.

Lord Help Us All Glad to see you back

Just going on record. I play to win. Period.

If that gets your panties in a twist, so sorry [ insert sarcasm smiley ].

Based on who's on my team that may mean I go high, go low, go straight or go wide, and maybe I, [gasp], drop.

The wahbulance is standing by for those who may need it.

DentinheaD wrote: Been gone for a bit.
Got this new pair of under garment (man string). Seems you can slide these down over your head. Problem is I always end up with an open leg hole. Next week i'm going to string them between two chairs and jump in head first. Hopefully I finally fill all the holes.
Been busy. Maybe I'll be around as the weather gets colder.
Can't wait to spawnkill sporting my new man string.

Welcome back, Dent! Please report for duty at the Bride of M.O.M division, pronto. We desperately could use some professional advice on proper gown-wear, head-bandagery, hair dye and eyeliner...

Sorry, double post... Can wig delete this?