Revised List:

dibley
.wayne.
Capt. Montebon
bayou dog
Butterfly
TI-Sputnik CX
EddieRickenbacker
TheStriker16
Attila
Goose
M.O.M Fudgepops
Xuan K. Zamora
W.B.G.
Baz
- - bob - -
Philip06
Alter Ego
Sonnycruz77
Zecke M.O.M.er
Doghouse
fredneck
Seattle
Trigger
MBello
beanboy
Harkness
Mad===Dog
T Man
Chockd
Poc96
Ender2014
GHOSTRIDER1
RoyMay
TodpoleofDoom
mxmike
von ripper
…Legless Killer
[]Joe Chisten[]
Hornswoggler
Hornswoggler Sr. (?)
ean


I'll keep cluttering the thread with expanded lists as more M.O.Ms are rendered momentarily tag free.

How can I fit addresses of both, my banner and sub squad banner to my signature box?

onsekone wrote: How can I fit addresses of both, my banner and sub squad banner to my signature box?

The sub-squad headers aren't designed for individual post usage, Vesa. They'll never look anything but clunky tacked onto a post along with your personal banner. At some point I might design something for each sub but for now the most important thing is to remind everyone that there is no real difference between them, we don't want division vs. division rivalries when we're just trying to work around the clumsy limitations of the Squad Wars server, however it's going to end up working.

Naturally I want everyone to have maximum fun with the names and insignia but first and foremost, M.O.M is still the same M.O.M as it's always been.

I changed Jr to Sr when I played with his account once so people would know. I forgot to change it back. Also, when i click squadron chat, it says i dont belong to a squad but the M.O.M. Is still attached to my name. You kicking me out?

Hornswoggler wrote: I changed Jr to Sr when I played with his account once so people would know. I forgot to change it back. Also, when i click squadron chat, it says i dont belong to a squad but the M.O.M. Is still attached to my name. You kicking me out?

ACK! No, Eric, there is no kicking out of Hornswogglers in M.O.M!

All that happened was...I...kicked you out. Scroll back over the last couple pages, you'll catch up on the factoids. Short version; the servers are too lame to handle more than 50 members per squad for Squad Wars so we've had to subdivide M.O.M into divisions with different in-game tags that'll be able to play as Allies and therefore as a unified M.O.M. It says here in the fine print.

Because I can't access more than 50 names in the in-game roster there's no way to deactivate dormant M.O.M accounts without booting pretty much all the active members. Otherwise only 50 of our well over 150 players would get to participate as M.O.Ms. This we all will. It says here in the fine print.

All you need to do is choose a new division, (listed on Page 1 of the thread) type that nsme into the Squadron menu in the game app, tap the name when it comes up and submit a Join request....for both you and our most mature M.O.M, of course.

Hit me with a PM if you need a hand. Sorry for the kerfugglement.

--w--

I saw a tank sniper and very good dogfighter 888-kivi-888 ingame and asked if he would like to join MOM. I didn't get answer so he/she might not know English. If you see him/her ingame ask to visit us.

Ha! You said kerfugglement!

onsekone wrote: I saw a tank sniper and very good dogfighter 888-kivi-888 ingame and asked if he would like to join MOM. I didn't get answer so he/she might not know English. If you see him/her ingame ask to visit us.

met him too, .....but isn't he Finnish as well?

Rudolf Rednose wrote:

onsekone wrote: I saw a tank sniper and very good dogfighter 888-kivi-888 ingame and asked if he would like to join MOM. I didn't get answer so he/she might not know English. If you see him/her ingame ask to visit us.

met him too, .....but isn't he Finnish as well?

dunno. I couldn't find anything from forum. In Finnish kivi=rock. I thought name means bird in New Zeland.

onsekone wrote:

Rudolf Rednose wrote:

onsekone wrote: I saw a tank sniper and very good dogfighter 888-kivi-888 ingame and asked if he would like to join MOM. I didn't get answer so he/she might not know English. If you see him/her ingame ask to visit us.

met him too, .....but isn't he Finnish as well?

dunno. I couldn't find anything from forum. In Finnish kivi=rock. I thought name means bird in New Zeland.

Vesa, I've played hours and hours with Kivi, one of the most welcome Dogfightsters I run into. If he hasn't been invited to join M.O.M it's a ridiculous oversight on my part, he's as nice a person as he is a rock solid player. Did I maybe think he was already in a squad? That'd be a reason I'd refrain from extending the invitation.

I am all alone without a M.O.M. My M.O.M told me to leave and there would be another M.O.M waiting for me. I reached out to my new M.O.M but there has been no response. I know this new M.O.M is suppose to be like the old M.O.M, the same M.O.M, but the love isn't there and I'm left to fly without a M.O.M. Other pilots have noticed and asked me, "where's your M.O.M" I tell them M.O.M is still with me but they try to take me away from M.O.M. It's all so confusing and lonely without my M.O.M. M.O.M if you still want me, please give me a sign, a hint, maybe a piece of Cake?

(all in fun. hope you all are having a good weekend. see you in the skies.)

Any writers or critics in the house? Please drop by:

"Shot Down!!!" A dogfight "choice" adventure story

It's a work in progress and all are invited.

I'm seeking contributions for story lines to add to my prompt.
Names must be ficticious and please do not be mean either in the story line or as a critic.

I'll pay bar tabs at the JR for any contributors.

Thank you kindly in advance.


Here is the link:
"Shot Down!!! A dogfight 'choice" adventure story

0311USMC8152 wrote: I am all alone without a M.O.M. My M.O.M told me to leave and there would be another M.O.M waiting for me. I reached out to my new M.O.M but there has been no response. I know this new M.O.M is suppose to be like the old M.O.M, the same M.O.M, but the love isn't there and I'm left to fly without a M.O.M. Other pilots have noticed and asked me, "where's your M.O.M" I tell them M.O.M is still with me but they try to take me away from M.O.M. It's all so confusing and lonely without my M.O.M. M.O.M if you still want me, please give me a sign, a hint, maybe a piece of Cake?

(all in fun. hope you all are having a good weekend. see you in the skies.)

Poor l'il feller, no M.O.M to...uh...I mean...

What the hells does a M.O.M do, anywhosis?

Nate, remind me, which division did you choose? Apocalypse? All divisions are up and active, you should be approved. Oh, hang on...Anthony's still having some device issues, you went with Full Metal, din'tcha? Give it a half a tic, we'll get you re-tagged.

Wigbomb wrote:

onsekone wrote:

Rudolf Rednose wrote:

onsekone wrote: I saw a tank sniper and very good dogfighter 888-kivi-888 ingame and asked if he would like to join MOM. I didn't get answer so he/she might not know English. If you see him/her ingame ask to visit us.

met him too, .....but isn't he Finnish as well?

dunno. I couldn't find anything from forum. In Finnish kivi=rock. I thought name means bird in New Zeland.

Vesa, I've played hours and hours with Kivi, one of the most welcome Dogfightsters I run into. If he hasn't been invited to join M.O.M it's a ridiculous oversight on my part, he's as nice a person as he is a rock solid player. Did I maybe think he was already in a squad? That'd be a reason I'd refrain from extending the invitation.

I am familiar with Kivi and I have already asked him to join MOM.
I also said that there is another Finnish in team (Onsekone).
He said that when he is ready, he will.
Frank.

Yo Hawaiians, Accept me into Full Metal MoM, Mahalos

Well it looks like bopes is all alone in Bride of M.O.M....

Alone, bad. Friend, good!

To the first to join, we shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness....

Friends, it is with a heavy heart etc that I must inform you of the passing of your beloved M.O.M.

M.O.M is dead. Long live The Wrath of M.O.M. For a minute.

While you're making your new tag selection your old tag just got selected out from over where you're under.

And now in English.

Hello M.O.M members. I have changed the name of the original squad from "M.O.M" to "The Wrath of M.O.M". This will only be temporary for you because you are now in the process of choosing a new tag and requesting to Join that new squad division. Yes you are.

We need every able bodied more or less M.O.M to answer the call; change your mother frackin' division already! I am in the process of booting people in peopley clumps and you will be next in the barrel. Do not stay in The Wrath of M.O.M even if you adore it most of all the squadlet names you most adore. It is being purged. Everyone goes. We're selling it down to the bare walls. No reasonable offer refused.

Don't make me change the tag name to "Will Work for Gender Reassignment Surgery". You don't think I'll do it? Go fire up the game right now. G'head, I dare ya.

xRudexBoyx wrote: Yo Hawaiians, Accept me into Full Metal MoM, Mahalos

Hello Dahsten, Thank you for calling on Full Metal M.O.M. The Full Metal M.O.M call center is experiencing delays of up to four days. Please hold something, your membership is important to us. (tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking, and when she passes, each M.O.M she passes goes...)

M.O.Ms. DO NOT PANIC. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE.

JOIN A M.O.M DIVISION. THERE IS NO "ORIGINAL SQUAD" ANYMORE. THERE ARE ONLY DIVISIONS.

PUT THE DIVISIONS TOGETHER AND YOU GET...THE ORIGINAL SQUAD.

WE HAVE NO CHOICE UNLESS YOU DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE AS PART OF M.O.M IN SQUAD WARS. IF YOU DO WISH TO PARTICIPATE AS THE FULLY VESTED M.O.M AND INTEGRAL PART OF THE ONE AND ONLY M.O.M SQUADRON THAT YOU ARE THEN JOIN A DIVISION.

THE DIVISIONS ARE M.O.M. M.O.M IS THE SUM OF HER DIVISIONS.

Until we work together to get this accomplished as quickly and pain-in-the-ass-lessy as possible there will be no "original" squad tag showing as "M.O.M". It's "The Wrath of M.O.M" this weekend, next week it might be "To Kill a M.O.Mkingbird" or "Jesus Christ SuperM.O.M".

The squad is the people, not the feckin' tag verbiage, and the people are not being changed, only the tags. Jump in, have about three minutes of fun, go back about your day. M.O.M by the name of M.O.M will return after everyone has evacuated so we can get all the divisions (including one called M.O.M, eventually) organized for Squad Wars.

Thank you, fellow M.O.M.
Signed, The M.O.M Management. Of the M.O.M squad. Which now exists as several names all of which include M.O.M. Of which you are and always will be a member until you die or I kill you.
--w--

C'mon guys do it!!! I have, everyone in the SC has.
Go to page one, choose the squadlet you want to join, jump from MOM to the squadlet MOM of your choice, post here on the thread that you've done so and the squadlet you've hit the join button for so that whoever the squadlet leader is can get straight onto accepting you and wig can adjust the roster.

This really has to be done, each squad has to be no more than 50 strong for squad wars and don't worry, we won't be MOM on MOM, when squad wars is finally up and running there is an option to ally with other squads, so each squadlet will become allied with MOM original and with each squadlet, so no having to kill each other.

I have summarized the previous message in a series of mathematical equations.










I am a nerd. That is all.

All for MOM and MOM for all

P.S. yeah, graphics editing isn't my forte, but I think you get the point.

bopes wrote: Well it looks like bopes is all alone in Bride of M.O.M....

Alone, bad. Friend, good!

To the first to join, we shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness....

Who's gonna make Bope a happy pope and join him for gin and tonic.
Bride of MOM needs you!!! right now before he drinks the whole bottle!!!!

bopes wrote: Well it looks like bopes is all alone in Bride of M.O.M....

Alone, bad. Friend, good!

To the first to join, we shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness....

If you're willing to give me tequila, I will join you good sir. No M.O.M should ever have to go it alone! Now let's get to drinkin and shootin reds, or shootin and drinkin reds, or poppin reds........aw hell, I think the wheels are about to come off the bus. At least I've got my tequila, with a Guinness chaser please

Jimboslice27 wrote:

bopes wrote: Well it looks like bopes is all alone in Bride of M.O.M....

Alone, bad. Friend, good!

To the first to join, we shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness....

If you're willing to give me tequila, I will join you good sir. No M.O.M should ever have to go it alone! Now let's get to drinkin and shootin reds, or shootin and drinkin reds, or poppin reds........aw hell, I think the wheels are about to come off the bus. At least I've got my tequila, with a Guinness chaser please

Tequila and Guinness (boilermaker?) it is, Jimbo! If you haven't already, hit the join Bride thingy in the squad thingy area of the game thingy, so's I can do the necessaries on my end here in the control room.... UPDATE: I just accepted the join request of one Donkey Chortle. If that wasn't you, Jimbo, then another M.O.Mster just got hitched to Bride...

The kites, the kites! He wants the kites!

And now we toast: To a new world of gods and M.O.Msters!

Oh, and have a cigar! ... They're my only weakness ..

AWWWW Jimbo... I'm so jealous. (I want the tequila) I'm sure you'll be happy with the Bride. It's a very well balanced tag if you've not seen it in-game.

As for the PotM.O.Ms (Planet of the M.O.Ms for the uninitiated), the next member will get their very own chin dimple. PotM.O.Ms... anyone that knows me or my phone number will appreciate the acronym irony, is the most equal of the all the equal M.O.Mlets. Y'knows ya wanna fly the tag.

Don't forget us when you select you new tag.

bopes wrote:

Jimboslice27 wrote:

bopes wrote: Well it looks like bopes is all alone in Bride of M.O.M....

Alone, bad. Friend, good!

To the first to join, we shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness....

If you're willing to give me tequila, I will join you good sir. No M.O.M should ever have to go it alone! Now let's get to drinkin and shootin reds, or shootin and drinkin reds, or poppin reds........aw hell, I think the wheels are about to come off the bus. At least I've got my tequila, with a Guinness chaser please

Tequila and Guiness (boilermaker?) it is, Jimbo! If you haven't already, hit the join Bride thingy in the squad thingy area of the game thingy, so's I can do the necessaries on my end here in the control room.... UPDATE: I just accepted the join request of one Donkey Chortle. If that wasn't you, Jimbo, then another M.O.Mster just got hitched to Bride...

The kites, the kites! He wants the kites!

And now we toast: To a new world of gods and M.O.Msters!

Oh, and have a cigar! ... They're my only weakness ..

HEE HAW,

Alright, here I go again.
I would like to formally request to join the Apocalypse squad.
I am going to attempt the impossible. (For me anyway.)
Try to find my new tag.

hansone wrote:

All for MOM and MOM for all

P.S. yeah, graphics editing isn't my forte, but I think you get the point.

BUMP!

Post of the week, rightcher.

Hoagie and Xuan K. Zamora just proposed to Bride. Bigamy.

Suxxorific Greg was already re-rostered but had decided not to switch but has re-decided to switch since I re-pestered him. But where will he land? On Bride? On Dawn? On a Bride named Dawn? A news-hungry world watches and waits...

Welcome to the harem Xuan, your marriage license application has been accepted!

Have not seen Hoagie's request yet, but will keep on the lookout.

We are turning out quite the badass bridal registry here, I must say!