MOMrades:
With this week's addition of
Apocalypse M.O.M our smorgasbord of delicious tags is hot out of the oven and into your pants.
We need each and everyMOM to select a stylish new tag and help redistribute the M.O.M population.
Beginning tonight with M.I.A (inactive) members we'll be forcibly ejecting M.O.Ms. This does not mean a booted player is no longer a squad member, merely that he/she needs to snag a new M.O.M tag.
Next week all members who haven't volunteered will be assigned to a new division and asked to submit a Join request for that tag. If you haven't made a tag selection check the roster on Page 1 to see which tag has been selected for you then follow the instructions below to secure your new tag.
Hugely important points no one gives a good god damn about:
M.O.M is still M.O.M.
No one division is any better than any other as they are in no way different aside from the name itself and are all equally still as M.O.M as ever M.O.M was.
Changing divisions to change tags does not change a bleedin' thing about M.O.M as a whole or about you as a M.O.M.
When everyone is settled in under their new tags we'll selectively re-re-distribute some back in under the original tag.
Recruitment in the M.O.M division is locked and will remain locked,
all new recruits will be directed to the other six divisions.
When the M.O.M division has been partially restocked under the 50 member limit it will reopen for new members. Until then we all need to make it clear to aspiring recruits that
joining M.O.M means choosing from the six new tags.
Again, please
choose a tag, type in that name in your Squadron menu screen in-game, tap the name then submit your Join request. A lovely M.O.M squad runner will be with you right away.
If after all this Squad Wars sucks you'll have the substitute entertainment of watching a grown wig lose his fuzzlin' shizzle.
Thank you for your cooperation.
--w--