Evenin' everybody... NORM!

Kes, got you a present, a two-piece custom made pool cue. Jim Croce signed this Big Jim Boss. Seeing that the cues you use are in two pieces more than they are in one anyway

Luna, we are grateful to have you here, but puhh-leeeez if you are going to say things like No Tips, I'm going to ask Jacko if he can find a place for you in a non-customer-interacting job. I have a gulden-grubbing tip-mongering profit-skimming virtual persona to uphold. (Uh, Jackstah, never mind that part about profit-skimming.)

I'm not ignoring the drink orders. Far from it. But first, a round of Oreo milkshake. Ahhhhh. Grey, yours turned out a little Jack Daniels-colored. Not sure how that happened.

Manfred

Ok Jacklpe,

I'm assuming your running this joint. So, today I'm going to propose a drink that will rack in the money for the Jolly Roger. It is called Ale-8 one. If you are a trucker you may have heard of it if you've been in Kentucky. It's popular there and in Southern Ohio. It's like a ginger ale with a little bit of tang to it, and in my opinion, it is GOOD!! You get this drink into the Jolly Roger, and the profits will be soaring high.

We have Ale-8(one) on tap, in the can, and in the bottle. You must have missed my post a day or two ago about The Jolly Roger's "official" Kentucky Wildcats being in the Final Four....

In real life, I've been swilling that stuff since I was a kid. One of my favorites. Even better, there is a store in my neighborhood here in Orlando that carries it. Sadly, it just costs twice as much. I still stock up on it when I'm "home" in KY. My grandma always has Ale-8 and fried apple pies made with Kentucky apples for me when I go see her. Spoiled? Uh huh.

Yes, we also carry Skee, Cheerwine, and a few others.

When I walked in to the BP station right up the road from my house and saw this I almost fainted. Instead, I took a picture...

Bump for Congress

Jacklpe wrote: And the Jolly Roger's official Kentucky Wildcats Men's Basketball Team will be making their 16th appearance at the NCAA Final Four. Happy Days!!! Drinks are on the house tonight!

Man that's awesome that you have it onntap! The jolly Rogers will definately be seeing congress in for another swig of that ale8. Do not worry jacklpe your bar will be having its high time again soon.

And I fainted when I saw that pic of ale8 lol

hey gang, just stopping by to see what the lunch crowd looks like in here.
don't go to bars much anymore, but when i did, any old place in the afternoon was a good place to have a talk. so long as they have taps and chairs.

so howdy, i'll have a ginger ale!

i do have a question that's been rolling around my head and today i finally saw it addressed in a vague way. if i were to be shelling the enemy hangars with a tank and one of those shells lands on the runway and destroys a plane waiting to take off, am i guilty of spawn killing with a tank?

burp, the first one went down a bit too quick. i think i'll have another. you do accept tips right?

Tips??? Manfred demands it. Lo

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Tips??? Manfred demands it. Lo

hey i'm new here! i gotta be polite. lol

Anychance of a yard of southern comfort please, splash of lemonade and to ice cubes!

That is all.

Thanks.

horriblebreast wrote: hey gang, just stopping by to see what the lunch crowd looks like in here.
don't go to bars much anymore, but when i did, any old place in the afternoon was a good place to have a talk. so long as they have taps and chairs.

so howdy, i'll have a ginger ale!

i do have a question that's been rolling around my head and today i finally saw it addressed in a vague way. if i were to be shelling the enemy hangars with a tank and one of those shells lands on the runway and destroys a plane waiting to take off, am i guilty of spawn killing with a tank?

burp, the first one went down a bit too quick. i think i'll have another. you do accept tips right?

That makes you a good shot. Honestly, if I'm driving around shooting their hangars up, I'll often take a plane just for meanness. The issue happens if you are there in a tank, blocking the spawn point, and doing so with no other good reason in mind (such as a dogfight game).

Welcome to the Jolly Roger

It is to bad I'm only 17...

Oh well, I guess I have to stick to the Ale-8 one and the diet coke. You do have the diet coke on tap right?

Hey,

Can someone get me a menu, I like to get some piping food one of these days. Have you ever considered have cheese crisps, I hope those are on the menu.

Congress if you came in the front door, you had to have noticed the vacant doghouse on the left? Just don't order the chicken ok.

aahh, what a most pleasant feeling walking into the Jolly Rodger, O.K. Ale 8 please, and Do you guys have 18oz steaks with another plate heapin with taters an corn?? If so that's what I'd like to be served. I'll pay with Debit and leave a hefty tip for your great service!! Oh and thx for welcoming me here as it seems this is my first time here:)

F.T.

Dr Dave wrote: Congress if you came in the front door, you had to have noticed the vacant doghouse on the left? Just don't order the chicken ok.

LOL!!

=£= Fiery Tiger wrote: I'll pay with Debit and leave a hefty tip for your great service!! Oh and thx for welcoming me here as it seems this is my first time here:)

F.T.

If you pay with Debit in here, You have NO ideal how HEFTY a tip you'll pay....

Nevermind Dave, he's been taking too much of his own medicine tonight. Glad you're back and your order will be right up.

Ahhh LUNA would you please give me a LUNA candy bar, a grape nehi and two tickets to your LUNA theme park.

Here's my credit card, did i mention I have lots of credit cards. Lol

Hi all drinks are on me. I have one of those pint jars you have under the bar. I also found an oldie on the jukebox and thought it might bring back some memory's to some older pilots.

CRAZYWOLF wrote: Tips??? Manfred demands it. Lo

I think my buddy went to Manfred's place the other day, The waiter put a 20$ tip on his bill.He didn't ask or nothing

A cangaroo enters the bar. Everybody stop drinking, staring at "him".
I know in English it is an "it", but lets stick with a "he", because he got to the bartender asking:
- A cup of whiskey, please.
Everbody muted, petrified, seeing that it was a talking cangaroo!!!
- I said please, a cup whiskey!!!!!!!
The bartender, hands shaking, took a bottle, filled in a glass and delivered it to the animal.
The cangaroo sipped it slowly.
Everybody mute. Everybody staring, astonished.
The cangarro asked:
- How much?
The bartender muted.
- I said HOW MUCH?
The bartender replied shakily, stammering:
- It.. It.. It's 20 bucks...
The cangaroo opened his belly-bag, took the money, paid, and slowly turne his back, going to the front door.
Silence all around.
At the exit door, he stoped, and looked back. And he stared back every one that was staring him.
So, he asked to the bartman:
- What? Why are you staring at me like that?
The barman answered, trambling:
- Sorry, but it the first time I see a cangarro enter my bar and ask for a whiskey...
The cangaroo frowned, took a long breath and answered:
- It is the first and the last time! With this price, I will never put my feet on this bar again!

A Jackalope walked into a bar... Except there was no bar. So, he built one and invited all of his friends.

Thanks for your continued patronage.

Do yall serve icecream?

Jacklpe wrote: A Jackalope walked into a bar... Except there was no bar. So, he built one and invited all of his friends.

Thanks for your continued patronage.

Where else can you have a drink with good friends and hang out with a rabbit with horns?

2Storm2[BB-1L] wrote: Do yall serve icecream?

We serve just about anything here, and if we don't have what you want, we'll make a requisition, and it'll be available within 2-3 business days, depending on coastal security traffic.

...and yes, we serve ice cream. A lot more than 31 flavors, too. Take your pick!

@Davy: The only thing I'm affiliated with is the moon itself..

I almost forgot. Jacklpe and Manfred i have enjoyed this establishment and you all in here. Been lots of fun. But i am retiring from Dogfight and the forum. I have had a blast the last two years flyimg with/against every one in here. I will never forget you all. God bless.

Boooorah
Ghost

Grey...I want to say that I'm praying for you and posted some kind words of appreciation to you on the Misfit section...I want to say I'm going to miss you. I hope to see you in game sometime.,..

[*M] GreyGhost wrote: I almost forgot. Jacklpe and Manfred i have enjoyed this establishment and you all in here. Been lots of fun. But i am retiring from Dogfight and the forum. I have had a blast the last two years flyimg with/against every one in here. I will never forget you all. God bless.

Boooorah
Ghost

Well, that's not good news. If you find that you want to come back, I'll hold your spot for you. Until then, be good and take care.

Has anyone seen my dog??? He's missing. If you see him his name is short ribs.

And Dave I'll have a cup tea if you please...

You know, after high school, I told everyone that I would leave the community.

...obviously, I came back. This place has a tight grip on me, what can I say?

I'm sure we'll be seeing you from time to time, Grey. Until then, I'll be missing you!