Clocking in.

Been awhile, yeah, but I've been busy lately. Not to say I've got better things to do than run a graveyard shift in this shanty excuse of a bar.

Oop... did I say that out loud?

Kidding, Jack. You know I love you guys (Just as long as you all stay on that side of the bar countertop).

jacklpe wrote: I had a chance to hang out with Dr Dave and his wife today. You couldn't ask for nicer people. We had a great visit, and I hope to get to meet up with him again one of these days.

Hey Dave thnx for posting was a good visit and who knows I may someday take a run out your way.... Maybe... But we did enjoy the visit.

Hey Dave why you closing? Did Jackson have anything to do with it? He was always bugging my girls for a discount when I had the whore house. It was the over priced booze wasn't it?

Closed? Seriously? Where am I supposed to find a bathroom stall to throw up in at this time of night?

Jack,

You can't close now. I just went MIA, where else will I go for my Ale-8?

Cong

Ok, ive come back soon.... y are u still closed, I did as u said and came back later. Well, niws later and laters now. So when can I play pool? Also I need a coke, and who else around here have coke the way yall make it.

Jack if this is about that rash, I told you its nothing to worry about. A little ointment and you'll be fine.

Hi folks, we're now open! Sorry about that... I had to step out for a minute.

Anyway, how's everyone doing tonight? I've had a rough week... I think I'm going to open one for me. Anyone else wanna join? It's on the house!

Ok I'll have a cold one, but no more stepping out, not even for a minute. This community goes Crazy without a place to get drunkunwind.

Finally ive been sitting out here like a bum for 3 days now. Can I please have a coke? And maybe one of ur famous cheesebuggers cheeseburgers.


EDIT: auto correct sucks!

Joaquin, you'll either have to see Dr Dave, or go by the Looney Bin for any medication. We don't do that around here. Now the beer... Have one on me.

Kes, I thought you had keys to the place! If I'm ever gone, feel free to come on in and fix yourself whatever you want. You're considered family here.

Mr Wolf, sorry about that. I just had to step away for a bit. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Dr Dave wrote: Jack if this is about that rash, I told you its nothing to worry about. A little ointment and you'll be fine.

I post a pic of us together and then you go talking about a rash??? People are gonna start talking man!!! Oh crap.

Joaquin wrote: Hey J. Do you have something to help me remember who I am? Like blue pill or something. And a beer, please.

I get a new customer, then they ban my new customer. What a shame... Hey Joaquin, if you ever find your way back, come back and see us. You were entertaining.

Lol, I was one of the many joaquins, we kept cloning and cloning. Well, can't say I've never been banned.

Lets raise our glasses in celebration of the J.Rs Grand Reopening.

jacklpe wrote:
Kes, I thought you had keys to the place! If I'm ever gone, feel free to come on in and fix yourself whatever you want. You're considered family here.

Yea about that...... I kunda m8splaced my keys when I got shot down last week. They fell outa my pocker when I parachuted.

Man, it was never really closed. Like I said, I just had to step out for a while. Manfred is MIA, so I thought I'd better lock up while I was gone.

On my way back, I walked by this big dumpster that's always locked. It was really wierd, because it was sitting completely open. My curiosity got the best of me, so I cautiously and silently looked inside. When I was able to see in it, I saw the strangest kind of trash... There were many things that you wouldn't normally think of as trash, but when the light was exposed, I was able to see these things as they truly are. To my surprise, it turns out that they really are garbage. It's funny what one mistakes as being valuable until they are able to see it in the light of day. Anyway, it's good to put things in perspective and to understand things for what they really are.

[*M] Kestrel wrote:

jacklpe wrote:
Kes, I thought you had keys to the place! If I'm ever gone, feel free to come on in and fix yourself whatever you want. You're considered family here.

Yea about that...... I kunda m8splaced my keys when I got shot down last week. They fell outa my pocker when I parachuted.

Here is a new one. It won't open every door, but it'll get you everything you need here. Keep it in a safe place though, ok. It's expensive to rekey these locks every time.

jacklpe wrote:

[*M] Kestrel wrote:

jacklpe wrote:
Kes, I thought you had keys to the place! If I'm ever gone, feel free to come on in and fix yourself whatever you want. You're considered family here.

Yea about that...... I kunda m8splaced my keys when I got shot down last week. They fell outa my pocker when I parachuted.

Here is a new one. It won't open every door, but it'll get you everything you need here. Keep it in a safe place though, ok. It's expensive to rekey these locks every time.

sweet thanks jacklpe! Ima keep this pair in my hanger. Cant lose it that way.

Hey while manfred is gone, can I take his place till he returns?

[*M] Kestrel wrote:

jacklpe wrote:

[*M] Kestrel wrote:

jacklpe wrote:
Kes, I thought you had keys to the place! If I'm ever gone, feel free to come on in and fix yourself whatever you want. You're considered family here.

Yea about that...... I kunda m8splaced my keys when I got shot down last week. They fell outa my pocker when I parachuted.

Here is a new one. It won't open every door, but it'll get you everything you need here. Keep it in a safe place though, ok. It's expensive to rekey these locks every time.

sweet thanks jacklpe! Ima keep this pair in my hanger. Cant lose it that way.

Hey while manfred is gone, can I take his place till he returns?

As we aren't affected by local laws (regarding your age), I don't mind if you stand in for a bit. If and when he shows back up, you will have to stand down.

One big rule though, no big changes to the place. I know what a creative type you are, and I like your ideas, but I like my bar as it is too. As long as you can live with that, pour away sir.

Folks, tip your stand in bartender well! He's going to need it.

I need a libation that will keep my hands from shaking. I've haven't been able to play normally for a couple days without suddenly finding myself alone on the battlefield, no other planes, no chat, no sound, nothing I do makes a difference. If I bomb a hangar it still stands, if I respawn nothing has changed. It's like an alternate reality.

Sapphire and tonic perhaps?

jacklpe wrote:

[*M] Kestrel wrote:

jacklpe wrote:

[*M] Kestrel wrote:

jacklpe wrote:
Kes, I thought you had keys to the place! If I'm ever gone, feel free to come on in and fix yourself whatever you want. You're considered family here.

Yea about that...... I kunda m8splaced my keys when I got shot down last week. They fell outa my pocker when I parachuted.

Here is a new one. It won't open every door, but it'll get you everything you need here. Keep it in a safe place though, ok. It's expensive to rekey these locks every time.

sweet thanks jacklpe! Ima keep this pair in my hanger. Cant lose it that way.

Hey while manfred is gone, can I take his place till he returns?

As we aren't affected by local laws (regarding your age), I don't mind if you stand in for a bit. If and when he shows back up, you will have to stand down.

One big rule though, no big changes to the place. I know what a creative type you are, and I like your ideas, but I like my bar as it is too. As long as you can live with that, pour away sir.

Folks, tip your stand in bartender well! He's going to need it.

yep, when manfred is releaced from the POW camps, I will gladdly step down. Just want to help release the load off.

And naa I wont rearrange the bar, thats the signature to the JR. I did the atric and basement, and dug a second basement for Ped, lol so im done with remodeling

Longrifle wrote: I need a libation that will keep my hands from shaking. I've haven't been able to play normally for a couple days without suddenly finding myself alone on the battlefield, no other planes, no chat, no sound, nothing I do makes a difference. If I bomb a hangar it still stands, if I respawn nothing has changed. It's like an alternate reality.

Sapphire and tonic perhaps?

Roger that. This m8ght calm ur nerves alittle and help u aim better too
and just heard from the boss, its free of charge so have at it my friend

Longrifle wrote: I need a libation that will keep my hands from shaking. I've haven't been able to play normally for a couple days without suddenly finding myself alone on the battlefield, no other planes, no chat, no sound, nothing I do makes a difference. If I bomb a hangar it still stands, if I respawn nothing has changed. It's like an alternate reality.

Sapphire and tonic perhaps?

On the house for you Mr Rifle. Nice of you to stop by!

I haven't done the latest update. I'm kind of scared to really. The last one was very good, and I'm going to be pissed if the latest doesn't perform well.

Can I have a grape nehi please. Just don't get to close. You know the rash thing, just where is it located, just curious. Just how close did you guys get. Hmmmmmmm

I don't have any spare change for the tip however I have over 8 million useless coins. I would be glad to tip you a million but I don't know how. It's the thought that counts right.

Hey jack good to see you back . You got any of those cigars left I dropped off way back in the day.

Jasonmc wrote: Hey jack good to see you back . You got any of those cigars left I dropped off way back in the day.

Absolutely! Man, it's good to see you back in here. We even saved your seat!

Bully. Crockett wrote: Can I have a grape nehi please. Just don't get to close. You know the rash thing, just where is it located, just curious. Just how close did you guys get. Hmmmmmmm

I don't have any spare change for the tip however I have over 8 million useless coins. I would be glad to tip you a million but I don't know how. It's the thought that counts right.

Alright Bully Davy, one grape nehi coming right up.



Lol davy, I have 4 mil. Useless coins too. When I get bored I just buy a load of rifles, just in case I lose my other one lol

Also, if u need a bottle openner, I bought a hat while im working here lol.

jacklpe wrote:

Jasonmc wrote: Hey jack good to see you back . You got any of those cigars left I dropped off way back in the day.

Absolutely! Man, it's good to see you back in here. We even saved your seat!

My seat!!!! No one even messed up my bottom impression !!!!

Does this place have a storm bunker?

CrazedPsycho wrote: Does this place have a storm bunker?

This place IS a storm bunker... And then some