Pedrinho wrote: Jacklpe, Manfred and Luna,

Please close the bar's doors this night, and only allow Looney Bin members to enter, please. The drinks and food will be at my expenses. Just hide all the valuable stuff, cuz I will only pay for the drinks and food they will swallow... and regurgitate.
As I promised, I wont be on any squad anymore, I won't even post on any squad's thread anymore - but I am very happy they decided to re-raise the squad!
Long life to The Looney Bin! I will always stay with them in the skies!

And to all Looneys: I will look for good players to possible appliance to the squad.

Cheers, my friends!

I'm not going to close, but I have a special room upstairs that they can hang in. Separate bar, a bit more
comfortable... I think they will have a nice time.

We are the Loonies!
Cheers!

The Jolly Roger fully supports Davy Crockett's bid to become a moderator. Good luck Davy, and if you are chosen, please make us proud.

And no matter what Manfred says, please wear pants when visiting our establishment. Thank You

I hope you get that position, Davy! You'd be a great influence in the community.

I tried to apply for a moderator back when Zup made the announcement that he needed new mods... but I was too young. Turned down! Of course, Davy has absolutely nothing to worry about in those terms..

Thank you folks, i appreciated your comments, yes even Luna's age joke

If elected moderator I will see to it that beer only costs a quarter a glass and beer would be free from midnight to 8am.

If elected moderator I would order the bar to have free hot dogs and hamburgers.

If elected moderator I would order the bar to have a t.v. Every few feet for all hockey games.

If elected moderator I would order that blond girls be given free drinks always

If elected moderator I would order the bar to get all new pool tables.

If elected moderator I would order the bar to get new pin ball machines

Thank you, remember a vote for DAVY CROCKETT is a vote for free stuff at the bar.

Watch out for the deaf, dumb, blind kid on that pinball game. Hes a wizard at it! Lol

Ok Mr. Davy you have my vote but I still think you are a Bully. Jus think of your new banner wig will make you ( Davy Moderator Bully Of M.O.M.)

Well I haven't been contacted by anyone yet lol

Davy Crockett wrote: Thank you folks, i appreciated your comments, yes even Luna's age joke

If elected moderator I will see to it that beer only costs a quarter a glass and beer would be free from midnight to 8am.

If elected moderator I would order the bar to have free hot dogs and hamburgers.

If elected moderator I would order the bar to have a t.v. Every few feet for all hockey games.

If elected moderator I would order that blond girls be given free drinks always

If elected moderator I would order the bar to get all new pool tables.

If elected moderator I would order the bar to get new pin ball machines

Thank you, remember a vote for DAVY CROCKETT is a vote for free stuff at the bar.

That's a really quick way to take a slow boat to find out just what really happened to that airliner... Remember who your friends are now...

Lol, if elected i promise to close all other bars, only the JOLLY ROGER will be open to serve everyone. Thank you.

(Is that better)

Is that midnight to 8 in all time zones? What's your opinion on gay marriage? Do you support budget cuts? WELL, DAVY?

Davy Crockett wrote: Lol, if elected i promise to close all other bars, only the JOLLY ROGER will be open to serve everyone. Thank you.

(Is that better)

No sir its not. I still like the AceHole! It will never close down! Lol unless its burned down again! (hic-up) another boilermaker please!

Davy Crockett wrote: Lol, if elected i promise to close all other bars, only the JOLLY ROGER will be open to serve everyone. Thank you.

(Is that better)

Sounds like a pretty decent plan. Grey, I thought the Ace Hole was a private club on the property of your squadron. Sort of a speakeasy... We'll make sure it's not bothered. You guys buy too much booze from me (whether you knew it or not).

AN APOLOGY TO ALL CUSTOMERS OF THIS LOVELY PLACE AND THE ACEHOLE.

I turned my "moderator campaign" over to my moderated campaign manager while I took a short vacation. When I came back I saw the posts that he made promising stuff. I have since fired him and now taking care of my own campaign again.

Please do not pay any attention to the above posts, I did not approve them.

As for MC MUFFIN, the only comment I will make is that I love mc Donald's.

Now DRINKS ARE ON ME

(Spoken like a true politician) lol

Davy, you should have contacted us if you needed a proper campaign manager. We run pretty good proxy wars and political campaigns out of our little facility. Now why don't you come with me down to my office...

It's a lot bigger office than most people realize, don't you think? I like it though. Ok. Here is the deal. Screw all that telling lies and making empty promises stuff... You can just be yourself and we'll take any challengers for a little boat ride. We'll also make sure that you recieve very good discount pricing on campaign materials, airtime, and food and beverages for any parties you may wish to throw. We'll even handle this at no charge unless you are elected. If you are elected, one day I may come to you in need of a favor. At that point, your answer should be yes.

How's that sound?

Ok you have a deal. First thing you need to teach me is HOW TO BE MYSELF.

Now you need to clean up my image, it seems I'm known as a bully. I will leave that into your hands.

Davy Crockett wrote: AN APOLOGY TO ALL CUSTOMERS OF THIS LOVELY PLACE AND THE ACEHOLE.

I turned my "moderator campaign" over to my moderated campaign manager while I took a short vacation. When I came back I saw the posts that he made promising stuff. I have since fired him and now taking care of my own campaign again.

Please do not pay any attention to the above posts, I did not approve them.

As for MC MUFFIN, the only comment I will make is that I love mc Donald's.

Now DRINKS ARE ON ME

(Spoken like a true politician) lol

WHY DOES EVERYONE TRY TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH MCDONALDS. I DON'T EVEN LIKE MCOLDONALDS. MY LAST NAME WASN'T MY CHOICE

Mac McMuffin wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote: AN APOLOGY TO ALL CUSTOMERS OF THIS LOVELY PLACE AND THE ACEHOLE.

I turned my "moderator campaign" over to my moderated campaign manager while I took a short vacation. When I came back I saw the posts that he made promising stuff. I have since fired him and now taking care of my own campaign again.

Please do not pay any attention to the above posts, I did not approve them.

As for MC MUFFIN, the only comment I will make is that I love mc Donald's.

Now DRINKS ARE ON ME

(Spoken like a true politician) lol

WHY DOES EVERYONE TRY TO ASSOCIATE ME WITH MCDONALDS. I DON'T EVEN LIKE MCOLDONALDS. MY LAST NAME WASN'T MY CHOICE

Here try these names Mac!
Mac Whopper
Mac Nuggets
Mac Pizza
Mac Doubble
Miggity Mac
Mac A Million
Mac is Right
Mac Cafe (good one huh?)
Mac Fighter
Mac Burger
Mac n Cheese
Mac Shake

All these are great names i think! Lol experiment a little. Just trying to help!

Davy Crockett wrote: Ok you have a deal. First thing you need to teach me is HOW TO BE MYSELF.

Now you need to clean up my image, it seems I'm known as a bully. I will leave that into your hands.

No, we really don't have to worry about your image. As I said, we'll make sure any serious competetion does not remain serious. Beyond that, have fun.

Hey guys, I'm celebrating a big game win for me, I'll have the best coke bottle u got lol. And whatever anyone wants here, it's on me! Tonight we party till the cows come home!

BOOOOORAH!!!!!!

Just got into the tail end of a game against theonlysoos and swop with COBRA on my team after I lossed I realized that I am in fact to drunk to dogfight. Then the boredom set in...............suddenly I was struck with an idea, the perfect place to go when your too inebriated to be useful in aerial combat, yet much too alert for sleep..."The Jolly Roger!".

I graciously request, one double shot of bourbon, one scotch on the rocks, and one pint of brew. Makers Mark, Laphroaig 10yr, and since my distributors tell me that Shiner Ruby Red Bird has made it's return...thos shall be my prefered selections in said catagories. Thank you all for alway being here for those of us who are in "the gray area".

Raise your glasses for a toast! To that guy in the corner, for always being there. I'm not sure if he's a mannequin (possibly "borrowed" for the local flight suit shop), or a medieval suit of armor (found within the tunnels of dogfight). It's hard to tell fom the bar (with one eye closed "for balance") but he's alawy there for ya when ya need to talk to someone. So I say "CHEERS".

Jacob10000 wrote: ... one double shot of bourbon, one scotch on the rocks, and one pint of brew. Makers Mark, Laphroaig 10yr, and since my distributors tell me that Shiner Ruby Red Bird has made it's return...thos shall be my prefered selections in said catagories. Thank you all for alway being here for those of us who are in "the gray area".

Coming right up. You got the rent money yet?

Congrats on the big win Kes, and it's great to see you in Jacob. You've got to come see us more often.

Hey Jack, I think I've found a way for us to pass on messages to each other without fear of others knowing what we're saying. It can help with the more "sensitive" business that you work with.

We can use encrypted text. As long as we use the same format and key cipher, we can pass on secret messages.

As I preference, I like to use AES encryption when I play around with this stuff. You can find a free, browser based program here:

aesencryption.net

Try it out; decrypt this message (256-bit, the keyword is the name of our beloved bar, sans caps or spaces):

NpYZjQqYP6RvJ1lENOfJ7sRK3qHb2AhNzuAbJ732wQ+XyyVLpB/d5Gl0abRWjglnQ0o7sEs+IwtTNHK3jXOUow==

Yep... She lost me to

iI6VBO0DEn8+YU5mgnk5dr8xpNJ43uXTTKyMxFCqtqxqoz4012aDPTM3ZfnxQrcgA5uoWgbSo5Jwi6ewYmwc/XUrqv20G0b3rK0WDZ+CR5bI46pLzs7prwVd/ltipkiUeQeodQ6/LEqpluVsbA1HDURbk5pVHN1RTIn3OoJA/cgs2R6TbRAcBvGfRW7wWMvtqpD8ipYdb+Z8sFxUyBQdlA==

Hey guys I was in such a hurry to get here tonight that I decided that arrival by parachute was the fastes way. I mean really, landing takes too long.

Would any one like to help me retrieve the chute? I'll buy you a drink.

We can deal with the plane later.

Jacob, ain't it great that we have access to such a wonderful seasonal brew like Shiner Ruby Redbird. I find it to be the best summer brew available. Perfect spring/summertime brew to hang out by the pool with. God blessed Texas .

Shiner is really the ony thing that I love about Texas.