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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 5 months ago #175090

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I've tried to put it down a few times... It never works. I will say that I am happiest, and do the best job of staying out of trouble when I stay on this thread. When I go roaming around, I seem to get in trouble.


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Just saw this video, reminded me of the Jolly Roger. Baristas and barmaids go hand-in-hand, right?

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Luna, that reminds me of a few people I've known.


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Give me a large cone of strawberry please. And also, Yall got a camo seat cover to fit a DV? I don't want it resized either! :P :whistle: :pinch:

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I'd like to dedicate a song to the lovely city of Nashville, TN.

Caution!!!! If you're under 17 or in a public place, I wouldn't hit play.



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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 5 months ago #175389

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Haven't seen you in game in a while jack! :evil: where you been :P?

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What is happening in my head when I have to go to the bathroom here in a hurry and I have had one or two too many. "Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, man I have had to much again...where the hell is the bathroom. Damn it, if I pee once, I'll have to pee 1000 times after. Screw it, I ain't gonna piss myself...ah the back door...there's a lake out the back door...perfect."
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The Jolly Roger! 11 years 5 months ago #175416

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Weather[*M]an wrote: What is happening in my head when I have to go to the bathroom here in a hurry and I have had one or two too many. "Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, man I have had to much again...where the hell is the bathroom. Damn it, if I pee once, I'll have pee 1000 times after. Screw it, I ain't gonna piss myself...ah the back door...there's a lake out the back door...perfect."


Be calm the bathroom is right back there on the right. Please watch your step :whistle: :whistle:


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[M]Ryan273935 wrote: Haven't seen you in game in a while jack! :evil: where you been :P?


I took several months off. I've been playing a little bit lately, as the game is once again functioning somewhat correctly. I've been pretty rusty though, but I never was the greatest player. Possibly one of the meanest and most stubborn, but not at all talented. Big hands, little phone, bad connection half of the time... Not the recipe for a real good gamer.

Glad to see you stop in Ryan. I'm pretty sure you are not of the legal drinking age in your area, so I'll hook you up with free soft drinks, food and snacks on the house tonight.

Wolf, that's a funny picture...


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Hey guys. Be sure to stock up for the party tonight!! I just made my 1,ooo,oooth point today!!!!! We are going to have all the misfits here to celebrate the milestone marker. I'll be at work till 10-10:30ish. Then ITS PARTY TIME!!! I have got the attic ready for the party, the ps3 and xbox 1 are looked up, the pc is fully loaded and the skinny chairs have been replaced with thick red oak lounge chairs (as jacklpe has requested ;) )
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Jack, if you don't mind, I'm going to help myself to something strong. It's been a long day...
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2Storm2[BB-1L] wrote: Give me a large cone of strawberry please. And also, Yall got a camo seat cover to fit a DV? I don't want it resized either! :P :whistle: :pinch:


Uhhh... Er... How far is the nearest ice cream shop?

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2Storm2[BB-1L] wrote: Give me a large cone of strawberry please. And also, Yall got a camo seat cover to fit a DV? I don't want it resized either! :P :whistle: :pinch:


Uhhh... Er... How far is the nearest ice cream shop?


Not sure... We can get you the camo cover though. Manfred is the man around here when it comes to ice cream, but I'll see what I can find.


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I will take a late one again jackkpe or whoever is bartender.
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My bartender is MIA, so just help yourself to one, on me.


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Jacklpe wrote: My bartender is MIA, so just help yourself to one, on me.


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Jacklpe wrote: My bartender is MIA, so just help yourself to one, on me.

O great I bet he got lost in the tunnels when he went to get the shipment is hiding out at the end of the bridge again. I head he put a new 65" flat screen TV over there. Man he is living it up to be in ww1 era ;) lol
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I'll get my 2 seater and fly around and look for him. I parked my tank outside for time being, can u keep an eye on it while I'm gone.
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I was wondering where the hell Manny has been. I'll take my spad up. Perhaps he walked to Duck's statue. I'll go check over there. Perhaps stop in town to check for him there as well.
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I'll join the search, I just can't take my ice cream business somewhere else :( :( I'm almost out of gas though :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

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I'm surprised this doesn't already have it's own thread, but the JR was created for these type of discussions, so I might as well start it here.

Anyone have any thoughts on this Cliven Bundy fellow and the situation he finds himself in? I'm cautiously inclined to support him, and even more so now that the intentions of Rory Reid have come to the surface. I'm curious what the rest of ya'll think. Dentinhead, you can even post a smart aleck off topic comment if things get too heated. That's ok, and usually pretty humorous.

Anyway, fire away!


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Sorry Sorry! I've had family in town, work has been busy, the kids have occasionally holidays, I've been flying way too much RC, the dog ate my homework, and and and...

It's a bad sign when I log back in and the blacklist thread has as many new pages as the Jolly thread has new posts! (That's not a Jolly ding; that's a blacklist arses comment.)

Scoopin' oreo ice cream as fast as I can. Jacko I opened up that huge box in the back, figured we needed an industrial size super blender. Just don't anyone get your necktie stuck in there. (Has anyone ever worn a necktie in here??) (Maybe just Jake and Elwood.) (Hey guys, don't drink all the beer.)

If you need a stress relief, I see tKes by the pool table trying to balance an apple on his head. Please use the plastic tipped darts; they will still pick off the apple, and won't take an eye out. Thanks Kes.

Ahhh, ol' Clive. All of this illustrates only a few things to me:
- What da heck are these various government doing with armed police-types on their payroll? If a government agency needs armed help to do something like arrest a guy for tax evasion, call the damned police or FBI, depending on jurisdiction. Why are taxpayers funding armed cop divisions for each bloody obscure paper-pushing agency?
- Thank goodness for youtube and cell phone cameras. I haven't seen much regular press coverage of the police action and protest. Somehow it's only on the internet. That tells me that the regular news outlets are being fed a story to print, "in the name of national security." Gimme a break. And let the news broadcast the news, don't feed them what you want them to report.
- Something is up when a gov agency decides to use this kind of force on an average non-violent citizen. There is a bug in someone's bureaucratic butt that elicits this severely unproportional action.
- And if the government told me that I owed a million bucks in back taxes for land and cattle that's been in my family for generations... I also would tell them to f-off. You don't just pull that kind of number, supposedly owed over a lot of time (much of which wasn't even yours), and put it all on one guy. No one came knocking 100 years ago, 50 years ago, 20 years ago. It's not my problem, so get lost!

Those are my thoughts on that topic.

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Glad you're back Manfred. It's been a little quiet around here lately. I'm pretty much 100% in agreement with you on the Bundy thing. Many of those BLM "cops" smelled a lot more like Blackwater, or someone like that. That's a lot of force going against a rancher who is just doing what his family has been doing for 100+ years. I get the fact that he hasn't paid his "fees", but the circumstances around those fees are a bit shady too. I have been cautiously leaning towards supporting him, but now that Reid's involvement is more apparent, it all makes sense. Especially since the new BLM chief is a former Reid staffer.


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Hey diddally dumpkins , how the b'jesus are you lot doing? I've been looking out for a place to take the whole bin when the patients reach day release, would it be okay to head down here? I'll put some notes behind the bar but I'm pretty sure scooby will collect all spillages!

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[LB] CrazedPsycho wrote: Hey diddally dumpkins , how the b'jesus are you lot doing? I've been looking out for a place to take the whole bin when the patients reach day release, would it be okay to head down here? I'll put some notes behind the bar but I'm pretty sure scooby will collect all spillages!


Man, you guys are always welcome here. I mean c'mon, we're neighbors aren't we?


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Greets to the J.R. Family!!!! Drinks are on MäX today.
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BlueMaxYoung wrote: Greets to the J.R. Family!!!! Drinks are on MäX today.


You buy everyone else's, I'll buy yours. Glad to see you! I was wondering if you were ever going to stop in.


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MIA!?!?!? MIA my ass! I'm right here B&^#%es!

Just been working on my own "special project". Now slide me a Corona with and extra lime... and put it on Max's tab.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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ParrotHead wrote: MIA!?!?!? MIA my ass! I'm right here B&^#%es!

Just been working on my own "special project". Now slide me a Corona with and extra lime... and put it on Max's tab.


Hey! First Max stopped in and now you! Things are looking up. Hopefully you swing by a little more often sir... We've missed you.

Drinks are on me tonight! Everyone enjoy.


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