Now THIS is my kind of place....


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHt6alnieVA&sns=em
Remove $$ to use. Use $$ to buy a plane ticket.

Lol PAUL, we have all the old tapes of all the DEAN MARTIN roasts. They were so funny. I'm sure you remember them but some of these younguns probably never heard of them. They were so classy compared to any roast today.

GOOD STUFF.

Boss, I don't begrudge you the enjoyment of MLB. I don't watch it due to a personal grudge.

My grandfather, though he had many faults, was a great man. He served in the USMC for over 30 years. He fought in WWII, Korea and Viet Nam. He raised a family, lost his wife at a young age and cared for his own mother for his whole life until she passed at 99. He was the only grandparent I really knew and loved me dearly. I loved and respected him. His favorite past-time was watching MLB. In the late 80s he bought one of the first satellite dishes made, just to watch more baseball. With his dish, he would watch half a dozen games at once, flipping back and forth between channels. During the season, he was watching every game that aired and his life nearly revolved around the game. The league went on strike for the 94-95 season. He died before the close-out ended. They cheated him out of his beloved game the last year of his life. The last MLB game I watched was with him and can't bring myself to watch another.

So now that I bummed you out, I'll share one of the funniest moments of my life. As I said my grandfather bought one of the first ever dishes. Remember, the era in which my grandfather lived. Communism was the biggest threat to the world. Big brother was watching everything. Paranoia was the norm. Anyway, right after they installed this new-fangled bit of technology in his front yard, we all went over to his house for dinner and, get this, a commercial-free movie. He tunes in the tv and fine tunes the dish. The movie is about to start and green screen comes up with the message, "This movie has been formatted to fit the size of your television". He jumps out of his chair and yells, "Just a damn minute! How in the HELL do THEY know what size TV I have!?!?!"

Well Paul I'm sorry if my opinion differs from yours but please keep in mind that is what this great nations all about. And for the record there have been many things said here that I oppose but respect the fact it is someone's opinion and they are entitled to it without scorn or ridicule from me or others. I will always try to work within the boundaries of the law to change the things that need changed and support the things that are right. I AM NOT NOW NORE EVER WILL BE A OBAMA SUPPORTER.... I just wanted to make sure everybody understands that. But as for baseball thing, I've never really watched it much, Played it a lot, just never got into watching it. My grandfather always took my fishing,hunting,and his favorite girl watching..... He thought me to get their attention then be quiet while he (Worked his Magic) yes I'm good and well trained at the art of Dirty Old Man but it's late here and time for bed so I'll leave yall to it and see if maybe the Palin look alike in the corner needs a ride home. Dr Dave's ALWAYS Willing to help...<evil grin>

I know for a fact that the music i listen to is very different from your mantz...

But this song I think youll like...

baetender.

Can i get a jar of virgin cuba libre ?

Aka coke and rum without the rum. Lol.

Sheldon cooper roxx !

AtharvBhat wrote: baetender.

Can i get a jar of virgin cuba libre ?

Aka coke and rum without the rum. Lol.

Sheldon cooper roxx !

I like the virgin part, Bar keep I'll take 70 please

I'm not gonna touch that Dave. What good are our rules if I don't follow them?

Jacklpe wrote: I'm not gonna touch that Dave. What good are our rules if I don't follow them?

What I just like a cold coke.... ..... Really....

Dr Dave wrote:

AtharvBhat wrote: baetender.

Can i get a jar of virgin cuba libre ?

Aka coke and rum without the rum. Lol.

Sheldon cooper roxx !

I like the virgin part, Bar keep I'll take 70 please

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Dave, the only version I could find is a combo. Starts with Down on Main Street and is followed up with Ship of Fools. I'm sure you will remember it after the first bar. I always think of Kellogs in Battle Creek when I hear it now... The song matches the place perfectly.

I think of 70 Virgins when I go to Battle Creek

Yeah I remember the song I like it, haven't heard it in years. But is a good one

Dr Dave wrote: I think of 70 Virgins when I go to Battle Creek

If your cannot decide what to do with those virgins I know some fun outdoor sports.

This is what you need...

Oh dear lord. Ok. Enough about the virgins.... Onsekone. Nothing with the words rape and virgin ever in the same post ever again.... Please!

Dave you SOB.... See what you started? Have your laugh now, you earned it. I hope a bird the size of a terradactyl craps all over your windshield.

Anyone fix coffee yet this morning? If not I want the Jackalope cut... (The part that has been cooking in the bottom of the pot all night long). Do NOT filter the grounds. Yes. I want all of it.

Good grief

I just keep coming in at bad times first mlb then politics now well something about rope. My fragile mind cant handle it all I will try again i n a few days.

I hope I didn't break the bartender.

Whats so bad in jump-rope? I know a couple of virgins who like jump-ropes...

If my money is still good here I'd like to have vodka in cola...

Your money is good, but you are gonna have to leave that jump rope outside. Seriously.

Jason, sorry man. Wanna talk duck huntin'? Are you a 12 ga man, or do you go all the way with a 10? Steel shot or lead? How many bands have ya got? Lanyards full of em? Permanent blind or do you move around? If so, boat, or just a pop up type of thing? I used to hunt out of one sometimes that had 4 boat slips, a kitchen, and a bathroom. Other times we used an old wooden platform that we always froze to death on. I've had to bust ice to get to the blind b4. Bet that happens a lot in KS.

Is the subject changed? Please say it's changed.

No need to be sorry jack ( or anyone else) just not my kind of topics to discuss.


As for hunting jack i use a 12 ga belgum browning a5. Or when my my little brother has the a5 i shot a browning bps in 20 ga.



Our boat is 14 foot flat bottom with a 13 hp long tail mud motor. We built a collapsible bling out of electrical conduit a volleyball net and grass. It all works really well for no more money than we have in it. Quack is in the middle of building another boat we are hoping to have his going by next year.

Maybe we can get the parrot to cook some of theis up.

Ducks with a .20. Wow. That takes good shooting and some good calling to get them in that close. When I was a teenager, I had a friend who had a 16 ga that I liked to borrow to shoot skeet with. Perfect for lots of shooting, low recoil and darned accurate.

Any trouble getting ammo this year? Most of the shelves in our area are almost stripped bare most of the time now.

Shotshells you can get anything you want around here. I know you cant find 22 lr anywhere or a lot of the handgun ammo, but I haven't heard of anyone having any problems with any hunting rounds.

What's your favorite way to prepare duck? I love duck, but I've only had it at various ethnic restaurants.
M

Heck I don't know I was gonna see if parrot had a good way to cook the stuff. Every time i make it gets really gamey the wife takes one sniff and looks at me like I'm not eating that. My youngest brother does make some mean duckcabobs.

In Tennessee we like our DUCKS to be tough

Davy Crockett wrote:

In Tennessee we like our DUCKS to be tough

Davy you need to come by the asylum and refill your prescription. Those are not duck s

jasonmc wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote:

In Tennessee we like our DUCKS to be tough

Davy you need to come by the asylum and refill your prescription. Those are not duck s

Davy those are some smart ducks! Their disguise even fooled Jason!

Kevy wrote:

jasonmc wrote:

Davy Crockett wrote:

In Tennessee we like our DUCKS to be tough

Davy you need to come by the asylum and refill your prescription. Those are not duck s

Davy those are some smart ducks! Their disguise even fooled Jason!

Tough and smart, that's the way we like um

Remember if they look like a duck, quack like a duck and dress tough like a duck then ITS A DUCK.

Hey Manny, about duck,

My wife cooked duck one time marinaded in some pomagranite juice. with rosemary and tyme, garlic, salt and pepper....make sure to season the duck real good...the marinade will overpower and so a little extra seasoning helps...tasting it helps....need to shear all round the duck before roasting.....with a little berry compote...its REAL good.

That sounds tasty. The Chinese marinate the heck out of roast duck. I like the taste, but I also like western preparations. Pomegranate and spice, hmmm, my mouth is watering.
Manfred

pretty much every area of the world marinades duck...the pomagrante one is one....French do a more "fruity" marinade....ala Orange style....or with other fruits.........cranberry juice....is another juice to use as marinade....but be careful with the amount of juice you use....its rather strong....you can balance it out with apple juice....but dont use too much of that or it will taste like sour apples...

Always sear the duck before roasting....need the carmelization.....put tons of garlic cloves, onions maybe some carrots and/or potatoes while its roasting...letting the drippings flavor that....and whalla......