Spiffy, Jack! Just wondering.., do y'all name the rigs? I mean like boats?

Parrot, I don't usually name mine, but a lot of guys do. I've got an uncle that names everything he owns. But no, it's not traditional to name them as it is with a boat or ship. Granted, when it breaks down, I have all kinds of names for it.

Erm.....do you stock Roo beer still? If so can I have a double pint please.....maybe ma'last round here for a while.....

Jacklpe wrote:

jasonmc wrote: I don't know how you truckers do it. Every once in a while i look at trucks in the local add. Talk about make you exit hole pucker.

Brand new is the worst, but I just signed on the dotted line for 70K today. That's enough... It's supposed to get better mileage than mine though, and that's very significant. So much so that it could actually absorb the added cost and actually end up putting $$ back in my pocket. I hope that's the case anyway.

Here's a picture of the new ride. I prefer the long nose Peterbilts, but with $4/gal fuel, it's just not practical. Hopefully this is the next best thing.

Can you post a pic of the inside? I've always wanted to know what was in one. I used to watch trick my truck but i wanted to see one that wasnt tricked.

I'm looking at a Ford Superduty for 56K, Maybe I should look at the Peterbilt..... NICE TRUCK (RIG)

JacobR wrote: Erm.....do you stock Roo beer still? If so can I have a double pint please.....maybe ma'last round here for a while.....

Richy your beer is on me.


And that's one sweet looking rig jack

Cough cough volvo cough

I know it's not a long nose but...

Bar keep I need the hard Whisky plez. Ill be spending the next 3 days building my wife's halloween in the back yard..... At lest this year it's not a Pirate Ship..... That one REALLY SUCKED........

Dixie, the new one is in the shop getting a few final items. Here is a pic of the cab of the one I just traded in. Nothing fancy.

Richy, if ya'll don't get the boot again, send Mrs Lou over to see me. Her job is waiting on her.

She said only if ManFred is forced to wear her barmaid clothes? (Okay, that's my wishes and desires not hers )

JacobR wrote: She said only if ManFred is forced to wear her barmaid clothes? (Okay, that's my wishes and desires not hers )

Ummmm. If Manfred wearing her clothes makes ya happy, uhhh umm, you'll have to work that out with him. Not sure what Mrs Roo will think about you enjoying that kind of thing, but I'm here to make money, not judge.

On the bright side, Dent won't feel so alone.

If she does come back, we'll keep Manfred at the bar and have Mrs Roo handle the floor seating. I think Manfred is sick of carrying food and drinks to the tables anyway.

Yep I relate better to the folks who belly up to the bar. As for the attire, since I am behind the bar I was hoping that riding breeches were still ok? I always wipe the barn dirt off my boots before coming in through the back office. And I always don the JRoger apron as the official sign that the Bar Is Open.

On one of my first nights working here, I didn't have clean clothes so I wore parts of the Lou outfit. The glares from one particular patron... and I won't say his name... were lustful enough to scare me off the frilly shirt forever.
However, it is true that I've not received such a good tip since

Man(and I mean Man)fred

Drinks on me....WHERE'S DAVID BLAINE STICKING HIS HEAD UP HIS ASSSSSSS FOR A MONTH!

chump!

Thanks a lot PAUL, because of you I puked all my drinks and food. It was gut wrenching.

Please never show a picture of Obama again. Now you ruined my whole night. My lovely wife just blessed me with a BEATIFUL TACO SALAD. Now it's all gone.

Why oh why would you do that. I'm crying again.

Davy Davy, that's PUTIN, not PUKIN'. Please try to keep it all straight. Now I gotta wipe down the bar again. Durn fool.

I just wanna make sure I'm keeping the right score...

If Manny's wearing Lou's clothes.... What's she wearing?

Jack, do you still have that pole somewhere? (Please don't assume those questions are related... Even if they are )

Yup. It's a ten foot pole. And I'm not going near that with it either.

I'll say this though. Mrs Roo was always very respectable, and in here that's how she will always be treated.


So in other words Parrot, I love ya man, but none of that will be tolerated towards Mrs Roo for any reason.

Geez is it just me or are these horny old men getting more and more audacious?

Ones walkin around in a Pink Dress, one is obsessed with pink duct tape as his only clothing, and then this...

We need to get dog collars to zap em when they get outta line?



Hmmmmm this is ironic isnt it?

Hey C, need I remind you that the wand will give your but red stripes if you insinuate such a thing again... dog collar...

Parrot don't you worry about Lou, she borrows my green dress all the time.

Hey, very nice painting, Jacklpe!!!!

But... How about making it really better?

Pedrinho wrote: Hey, very nice painting, Jacklpe!!!!

But... How about making it really better?

Haha. Sorry. Can't make it the cruzeiro truck. That's a good idea though.

Big C, you are spot on with the old men comment. But, having been married 14 years, I've learned when talking to a married woman, or about one.... Yes ma'am, no ma'am, thank you ma'am. If you can't be respectful, then hush.

Something very tall and very strong i just fat fingered the looney bin again

Jacklpe wrote: Dixie, the new one is in the shop getting a few final items. Here is a pic of the cab of the one I just traded in. Nothing fancy.

It's way fancier than anything I've ridden in

jasonmc wrote: Something very tall and very strong i just fat fingered the looney bin again

Lol jason, really?!? What is that a 4th time u did that. Man either lay off the drinks (jkjk being funny ) or make an are u sure u want to delete this thread button. lol again. Im messin with u

jasonmc wrote: Something very tall and very strong i just fat fingered the looney bin again

Here's something tall and strong Jason... your finger!

Sorry, just a little bar humor. Happens to everyone. Even a few times. The placement of the Delete Thread button is quite unfortunate.

In honor of the Loons, whom I really respect, here's a Harvey Wallbanger in our tallest highball glass. Bottoms up bud! On the house to any other Binless Loonies tonight.

Manfred

Manfred wrote:

jasonmc wrote: Something very tall and very strong i just fat fingered the looney bin again

Here's something tall and strong Jason... your finger!

Sorry, just a little bar humor. Happens to everyone. Even a few times. The placement of the Delete Thread button is quite unfortunate.

In honor of the Loons, whom I really respect, here's a Harvey Wallbanger in our tallest highball glass. Bottoms up bud! On the house to any other Binless Loonies tonight.

Manfred

DAVY CROCKETT SAYS

I can't find my Harvey wall banger , AM I NOT LOONEY ENOUGH?

Davy Crockett wrote: DAVY CROCKETT SAYS

I can't find my Harvey wall banger , AM I NOT LOONEY ENOUGH?

It's right there on the bar Davy. Yours has a pink umbrella, sorry I should have pointed that out.

The drink goes on your tab. Not because we don't luv ya. You're looney in a dog-poopin'-on-the-carpet, underwear-on-the-head, enema-celebrating kinda way. But there's only one Looney Bin. And they are homeless (again).

Tip jar is next to the straws and napkins.

Davy Crockett wrote: DAVY CROCKETT SAYS
I can't find my Harvey wall banger , AM I NOT LOONEY ENOUGH?

Davy, everyone already noticed your innermost desire to become one of us. When you realize you can not take it anymore, let us know.