Well I hope you win the lottery so you don't have to work anymore!

Kevy wrote: Well I hope you win the lottery so you don't have to work anymore!

Mrs Dent laughed...

Glad your not here, I'm showing little Dent how the Hula Hula dance is done.....Hee Hee....

I stopped smoking years ago, but I still have the everpresent dip of Copenhagen in my lip.

Jacklpe wrote: I stopped smoking years ago, but I still have the everpresent dip of Copenhagen in my lip.

I used to chew when I worked on the farm's. Had a Farmer tell me real men chew Red Man Leaf... He gave me some and That was good stuff....My first spit, Farmer Say's Stop wastin my chew. I say's HUH.... Farmer say's Real Men swallow not spit.... I needed to be a Man.... I started swallowin that chew.. If it was even 10 minutes in I was on the ground hurlin my gut's up....Uhhhhh I'll never forget it... I got the rest of the day off with a full day's pay....Wasn't worth it...

I'll bet it was worth it to him though

Jacklpe, please, I will pay a round for Conrado, aka Captn Haddock. He needs some drinks after all that drama.
And about the Dogfight Comic Book, it is an idea... but first I need to finish the Looney Bin build painting, and my comrades banners - what I am delaying from months [ shame ]...
And dont give Kane an overdose, please...

Pedrinho's drinks are on me!

I feel like I went a bit overboard protecting the zeppelin... When the Zep got close Ped didn't get too far off the ground a few times.

ColeMan wrote: Pedrinho's drinks are on me!

I feel like I went a bit overboard protecting the zeppelin... When the Zep got close Ped didn't get too far off the ground a few times.

Dont sweat it, coleman. Ok, in less than two minutes, i was shot down 9 times, barely managed to fly for 5 seconds, and no kills - 6 reds against me and another rookie - but that was a red supression, as I entered the game when the zep was in its final approach. Nothing unfair. Thanks for your concern, anyway...

Hi guys and gals,

Sorry it's been so long, been busy drinking, smoking, pooing. Can I have a stiff drink, things around here seem to be getting a little rough lately.




Anyone known why parrot is after me? He's soooo awesome!

Pedrinho wrote:

ColeMan wrote: Pedrinho's drinks are on me!

I feel like I went a bit overboard protecting the zeppelin... When the Zep got close Ped didn't get too far off the ground a few times.

Dont sweat it, coleman. Ok, in less than two minutes, i was shot down 9 times, barely managed to fly for 5 seconds, and no kills - 6 reds against me and another rookie - but that was a red supression, as I entered the game when the zep was in its final approach. Nothing unfair. Thanks for your concern, anyway...

That final approach of the zepp can be so exciting. Filled with dodging, zooming, butt clenching urgency of time. Or death, nothing but death. Both can be so fun, even death, because there is the possibility of life. Plus, in either case, you can then come to the Jolly Roger and have a laugh, a drink, and a cigar.
Manfred
Edit: And tips! See, it's all good!

Ok if PH comes in ,hide the clear stuff in the mason jar, he using it in that new zebra bird of his. Went by me like a jet,no wonder I can't hit him. Clear stuff in mason jar hmm.... Fill one with water and give it to him, that should slow him down,than give him a drink and put it on my tab.

Hey all I'm celebrating making it under 1000 in total ranking so yellow belly sent me over for a drink ( by the way I'll take a crown and coke). I'll buy anyone that wants a drink whatever they want I hate drinking alone lol

Quack as my little brother i will have a drink with you and ill buy. Also I was told once that the crown only comes out on special occasions. But a while back the jolly rodger got a pilfered shipment of makers mark.

Pass me a drink Jack, spit and all. Sheesh, everytime I tell myself not to get involved in some controversy, I get suckered in. If I learned one thing, the game is nothing without the Jolly Roger and all the personalities. No more, I tell ya, I'm staying far far away from any type of talk about this. I didn't get past "Team Killers" before my wife started chuckling...would love to have a real drink with you guys once..atleast you won't laugh at me about talking of those Team Killing bastards.

Hey my first time here, where all the women at?

Dent around here somewhere.

Davy Crockett wrote: Hey my first time here, where all the women at?

Welcome Davy!!!

We are sort of a manly place, especially since Mrs Roo was unfortunately exiled. Ladies are welcome, but most tend to like the more pretentious places. We are simply a come as you are kind of place.

With that said, I've got a few numbers. We do have a pole over in the corner. We'll liven the place up very quickly if its requested. Just understand, the rule about what happens here staying here will be in full effect at that point.

Alrighty, dim the lights. Here we go!

"Shut up and fly the plane." "Shut up and pour the drinks." Pretty much the best advice ever. The bar is OPEN. Where everybody knowsnyour name. More or less.
M
Edit: Lol Dave, what are we, telepathic?

Tonight's entertainment is provided by the 3 Bs. Bambi, Barbie, and Bubbles! (Sorry, I'm not about to put up their pictures... I'll provide the soundtrack, and your mind will have to fill in the blanks).

Do you honor your competitor's coupons? I have one for a free Bloody Mary, and you know how much I love Bloody Mary's

--J-- wrote: Do you honor your competitor's coupons? I have one for a free Bloody Mary, and you know how much I love Bloody Mary's

You will find this to be the finest of Bloody Mary's on the whole street. Forgetaboutdacoupon. But we'll slide you two for the price of one, just because we like to see ya smiley and a little dopey
Manfred

--J-- wrote: Do you honor your competitor's coupons? I have one for a free Bloody Mary, and you know how much I love Bloody Mary's

J. You drink free tonight anyway. I don't want to be on the outs with anyone. I just see things the way I see em, and I'm not alone in the way I see em either. Therefore, I'll stand up and give er hell. I'm not shy, and I'm not meek. I'm not a bully either though. I just stand my ground on things that I believe in.

I firmly believe that you don't have to agree with someone about everything to like them or be their friend. I'm actually more suspicious of someone who does see everything my way 110% of the time. Being friends with and respecting those who disagree with you is an ability that is crucial to the survival of a free society, yet it's becoming more and more difficult to find it in practice. But, that's exactly how I operate.

I'm very glad you came in.

Manfred, give the man a pitcher, and whatever else he wants is on me.

Jacklpe wrote: ...Manfred, give the man a pitcher, and whatever else he wants is on me.

Uh ok sure

TOO FUNNY !!!

CrazyWolf wrote: Dent around here somewhere.

Out back, Smokin....

Hmm. Manfred, you gave him the wrong kind.

J, here ya go.



That's better.

While you enjoy your pitcher, here is a small round container of Bloody Mary with a handle on it for you to enjoy also.

I would just like to say thank you to j ans jack. I think it's great that for one two people on this forum can have a disagreement and it not turn into a huge mess. Both you guys need. Cigar on me.

The Jolly Roger proudly supports Kestrel's prayer list. Thank you Kestrel for spreading kindness. I also will offer to handle the task of receiving and resolving any complaints about the list on this thread. I promise that you will be shot, drawn, quartered, and burned at the stake treated lovingly and fairly if you choose to complain about such an act of goodwill.

Thank you

Jacklpe
Proprietor

Jack I need a drink the city I live in passed a law a while back that you can't park in your yard unless u have rock where you are parking I do have some rock there but they gave me a ticket anyway the mamimum fine is $500 and 30 days in jail. Needless to say I'm a little pissed lol not to mention I had an officer come by before I got the ticket and he told me I was fine to park where I was lol

Quack! wrote: Jack I need a drink the city I live in passed a law a while back that you can't park in your yard unless u have rock where you are parking I do have some rock there but they gave me a ticket anyway the mamimum fine is $500 and 30 days in jail. Needless to say I'm a little pissed lol not to mention I had an officer come by before I got the ticket and he told me I was fine to park where I was lol

Ah oh.... Sounds like the mayor's and city council's next election opponents just found a new campaign worker.