I'm getting old I think... Brittney Spears in her heyday was pretty cute, but Miley Cyrus just looks like an undernourished child to me. I didn't enjoy that. Rather, I felt kind of embarrassed and sad.

I ask you, Is this wrong? At the laredo yard in the men's room i decided to have alittle fun, in the potty, Now picture if you will, opening the stall door, your needing to get in there REALLLLLY BAD!!!... You open the door step inside and start to close the door and latch it..... When you see this.....





Now keep in mind your in a hurry and holding back a persistent pressure.....
You think there may be, oh I don't know, lets call it Leakage.......

I put this in there today at 11:00am and by 1:00pm there had been 3 Leakage problems



I love my job.

Yummmm!

This little furry guy, fried, with a good pepper and some drops of lemon sirup... yummm!

If I had to go really bad, I'd have to tell the spider "it's you or me bud, and I have thumbs".

That Miley Cyrus video was kinda like going to Nuevo Laredo to see the donkey..: Ehh never mind again
Dr Dave knows the end of that sentence (and no, I never went. It would have made me sad I think)

Lo that's just plain mean.

The thing about Miley Cyrus is that our generation doesn't want her either...

Some are a little inappropriate, but they're funny. There's a lot like them.





Let me know if they are too inappropriate, ill take them down.

I think they are hilarious, but watch out for General Jackson. Hey... I've got it. We need some snap n pops to put on the front porch. That way when he rides his horse up on the porch... Watch out! Actually, we are friends with his horse here, so maybe he'll leave it alone.

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I get away with a lot b/c I work hard to keep this thread clean... Or at least everything that isn't between the lines. I'm not gonna gripe about the Miley posts though, cause I opened the door. I had been reading Paul's posts about twerking, and just HAD to go see for myself. Anyway, nothing new, just a new generation acting afool. That's normal.

Anyway, I brought it up, so I brought it on myself.

Jacklpe wrote: If I had to go really bad, I'd have to tell the spider "it's you or me bud, and I have thumbs".

That Miley Cyrus video was kinda like going to Nuevo Laredo to see the donkey..: Ehh never mind again
Dr Dave knows the end of that sentence (and no, I never went. It would have made me sad I think)

Yes Ive been to them before and yes I felt sorry for the donkey, I mean we're talking one ugly women.....
I mean They even bagged the donkeys head....

BigC5798 wrote: The thing about Miley Cyrus is that our generation doesn't want her either...

Some are a little inappropriate, but they're funny. There's a lot like them.

Let me know if they are too inappropriate, ill take them down.

Miley thats gonna leave skid marks.......

I'll have the usual please. Dr. Dave you are an evil genius ! Who got the pics of the new giraffe twins at our Zoo? Those are Reticulated Giraffes. Reticulated means networked or patterned. As you can see the female baby has a very odd and uncharacteristic pattern on her backside. Had she been a primate or predator she would have been killed at birth.

Kevy wrote: I'll have the usual please. Dr. Dave you are an evil genius ! Who got the pics of the new giraffe twins at our Zoo? Those are Reticulated Giraffes. Reticulated means networked or patterned. As you can see the female baby has a very odd and uncharacteristic pattern on her backside. Had she been a primate or predator she would have been killed at birth.

If you go back, you will see that Big C provided the materials for today's animal science lesson. He drinks (coke I think) free tonight.

I'll have a coke with a little burbon in it! Thanks C! Please take it easy on the coke. It gives me a headache.

Bourbon with a little Coke coloring, can barely tell. Don't set this down near open flame.
Manfred

Manfred... Do you want a banner or anything regarding your employment here? I'm sure we can beg borrow or steal one if you like, but you know how informal the "hiring process" was and how much I don't expect of anyone here, so I never even thought to ask. I'll go on a crusade to get one though if you want one. I wouldn't have bothered, but Ped offered to make one out of his awesome cartoon he made for me, so I display it proudly. Anyway, I thought I'd offer.

Can I be the bouncer?

A VERY OLD man wearing Hot-Pink Duct-Tape Shorts will convince anyone from causing problems.

Except for the MISFITS. They think I'm cute. I'll bring Art..My body guard.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Can I be the bouncer?

A VERY OLD man wearing Hot-Pink Duct-Tape Shorts will convince anyone from causing problems.

Except for the MISFITS. They think I'm cute. I'll bring Art..My body guard.

Paul... I assume you are joking, but if not I'll hire you. It doesn't pay much, but it doesn't require a lot either. Let me know, and I'll add you to page 1.

I'm sure they have enough problems keeping down their alcohol without you going around only wearing pink duct tape pants (sorry)

BigC5798 wrote: I'm sure they have enough problems keeping down their alcohol without you going around only wearing pink duct tape pants (sorry)

Yea, but who's gonna mess with someone crazy enough to do that?

QUIT CALLING ME CRAZY!

I'M AS NORMAL AS DAVY!

I'm bringing Art to keep the ladies and DENT and the MISFITS away from ME!

Coffee please? No pee please. Too late at night.

I've played this one before, but it's an old favorite. A nickel in the Wurlitzer and here we go.

Either way Paul, ya want the job??? I won't turn anything in, so it won't mess up your Social Security. Let me know.

Getting older SUCKS!

Met a thirty-something....this came on...the best LOVE SONG in years. We danced....WE DANCED!

Met my fantasy woman...until she said..."This was like dancing with my Grandpa at my wedding!".(No ring..always check.)




$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXp413NynFk&sns=em

Crank it up! Play for YOUR lady!

I have to forget about it.....DARN!

SOOOOO...SMOOOOOTH...YES...SHE WAS....GUESS I WASN'T......DARN AGAIN.

IT'S HARD TO SKIP AND DANCE IN HOT-PINK DUCT-TAPE SHORTS!

Jessica.. ..I'll never forget about it....or you!

Hello all,
I'll have a Cocktail please, something wickedly new with colour, flavour, tast.
And Please I promise to be Good as long as u Keep Pauls pink duct-tap Baulgy spot down.

Sorry Dave . Lost connection. You did a great Job!

I'm rusty, but I got a few. After you left, I promptly lost though. My connection was pretty bad also. No problem, and I enjoyed it.

Can someone explain to me why people are proud when they win 7 v 1 type games, when they are part of the 7. GG, nice, etc is inevitably said by someone right at the win. It's nice to win, but with those odds, was there any doubt who was going to? I'd be ashamed.

Most of the time I don't say good job but when its is one guy against a bunch and he does a good job keeping us back I will tell him good job I've been outnumbered and it is nice to have someone on the opposite team to tell you that u did everything you could to win just my opinion lol

I always take it that they are talking about me.

Just as if I have handed a beautiful young lady a glass of Dom...she sips...and says, "Perfect!"
I reply, "Thank you. Yes, I am!"

Because I'm an old.....


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMMKSa8DBME&sns=em

Remove $$ to use. Use $$ to buy JACKLPE some love.