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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 3 weeks ago #128964

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Quack! wrote: Jack I need a drink the city I live in passed a law a while back that you can't park in your yard unless u have rock where you are parking I do have some rock there but they gave me a ticket anyway the mamimum fine is $500 and 30 days in jail. Needless to say I'm a little pissed lol not to mention I had an officer come by before I got the ticket and he told me I was fine to park where I was lol


Not to mention he had to miss work today. So I have to work all by myself. Something you shouldn't do when you work near high voltage power lines lol
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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 3 weeks ago #128972

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Yeow Q, I haven't heard of that ordinance. A rock, to... what, keep cars from rolling into the house? They pass so many laws to save us from ourselves. Who will save us from THEM?

Here's my (locally) famous red white and blue sangria. Please excuse the fru-fru appearance with strawberry, pineapple core, and blueberries, but I don't know a better way to make the colors without violating some sort of health law. But it's very refreshing after a hard day. And no umbrella. The colors (for a few countries anyway - but I know you bro's are a coupla 'merkans) can be a tribute to what our legislators *should* focus on: patriotic ideals, instead of parking rocks.

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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 3 weeks ago #128984

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Wow manny u made that sound so good. Too bad its alcoholic or id get one
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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 3 weeks ago #128989

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Ohhh, pretty much anything I make comes in a non-alco version. In fact, those can be even tastier and thirst quenching (now speaking in real life - mmmmm, crushed ice juice mixes).
Here, you and I can split a pitcher. The frozen fruit is semi-frozen, and tastes like little popsicle bites.
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Oooo man. Yummy!!! That looks fantastic!
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WOW it taste even better. Man thx buddy, i will have to stop by here more often.
How much i owe u for that great slushy drink :)
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On the house, but please mind the tip jar. If you need guidance on appropriate amounts, please check the bottom of the menu.
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Tips: 40,000 points per drink. That will get me to level 31 baahahaha!
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Manfred wrote: On the house, but please mind the tip jar. If you need guidance on appropriate amounts, please check the bottom of the menu.
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Tips: 40,000 points per drink. That will get me to level 31 baahahaha!

So that's how you got so for ahead of me.Tips, why didn't I think of that LO....


Think you're going Crazy? Great! When you get there look me up and I'll show you around.
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Manfred wrote: On the house, but please mind the tip jar. If you need guidance on appropriate amounts, please check the bottom of the menu.
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Tips: 40,000 points per drink. That will get me to level 31 baahahaha!


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Well i got 2.4 million i think i can spare a tip. Whats 10% of 2.4 mil......... hmmm take the 7..... carry the 2....... drop the 9........ ok im lost.... TO THE CALCULATOR!!!!!!!
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Hey thanks Dave for the new apron. Guys, looky!
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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 2 weeks ago #129048

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CrazyWolf wrote: Ok if PH comes in ,hide the clear stuff in the mason jar, he using it in that new zebra bird of his. Went by me like a jet,no wonder I can't hit him. Clear stuff in mason jar hmm.... Fill one with water and give it to him, that should slow him down,than give him a drink and put it on my tab.


Now I wouldn't use Jack's stash for that. I'm from North Cackylacky and have West Virginia mountain blood running through my veins. I make my own mash. Just gotta make sure I stay clear of the firsts (if anyone knows what that is, I'll give a snort of my stash), it'll make you go blind (the firsts not the snort).

Jacob, I wasn't after you... You were blocking the head.

Hey, Jack! I swapped the flag out front. Hope you don't mind.



Manny, nice bib baby!

Oh another thing... I noticed you mentioned Mrs. Lou Roo and posted brickhouse in the same post. Coincidence? I think not! Miss the LouLou. Hope to see her again some day.
Fuck this place. Second rate hack playing in a yard that's too big for him.
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ParrotHead wrote:

CrazyWolf wrote: Ok if PH comes in ,hide the clear stuff in the mason jar, he using it in that new zebra bird of his. Went by me like a jet,no wonder I can't hit him. Clear stuff in mason jar hmm.... Fill one with water and give it to him, that should slow him down,than give him a drink and put it on my tab.


Now I wouldn't use Jack's stash for that. I'm from North Cackylacky and have West Virginia mountain blood running through my veins. I make my own mash. Just gotta make sure I stay clear of the firsts (if anyone knows what that is, I'll give a snort of my stash), it'll make you go blind (the firsts not the snort).

Jacob, I wasn't after you... You were blocking the head.

Hey, Jack! I swapped the flag out front. Hope you don't mind.



Manny, nice bib baby!

Oh another thing... I noticed you mentioned Mrs. Lou Roo and posted brickhouse in the same post. Coincidence? I think not! Miss the LouLou. Hope to see her again some day.


Not a coincidence. I wouldn't be playing brick house and hiring the three b's if Mrs Roo was here to keep us in line. So the statement was more of a "Mrs Roo wouldn't approve of our nonsense" type of thought. Might as well run your firsts (the devils cut) through the airplane.

Crazy Wolf, he can shake it and proof it to see whether its water or shine. Only a city slicker would fall for that.


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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 2 weeks ago #129079

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Manfred wrote: On the house, but please mind the tip jar. If you need guidance on appropriate amounts, please check the bottom of the menu.
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Tips: 40,000 points per drink. That will get me to level 31 baahahaha!


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Well i got 2.4 million i think i can spare a tip. Whats 10% of 2.4 mil......... hmmm take the 7..... carry the 2....... drop the 9........ ok im lost.... TO THE CALCULATOR!!!!!!!


Ok after serious calculations, i have decided to just give u 5K as a tip. :-) have fun and c yall around.
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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 2 weeks ago #129124

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Manfred I'm so sorry i left that game. I autodestroyed my tank to come back and help. Then hit the wrong button. So sorry.

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Lol I love those underdog BTC games. Since winning is hardly an option, I feel highly successful if we merely keep the dogs at bay. It gets so frantic that I fall into a trance-like state, almost like when the bar is busy and I'm no longer thinking consciously. It's a Zen experience.
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Hi Manfred
Can I have something strong, and when Ronnie pops by give him one of whatever he wants and put it on my tab.
Don´t live life faster then your guardian angel can fly
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Just to ask does anybody know how to take screen shots on an android phone? I've done some cool stuff and wish I could get pics of it thanks

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bellsaj wrote: Hi Manfred
Can I have something strong, and when Ronnie pops by give him one of whatever he wants and put it on my tab.

A double Akvavit for Bells. I've got the perfect stout for you guys when Ronnie comes by.
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Quack! wrote: Just to ask does anybody know how to take screen shots on an android phone? I've done some cool stuff and wish I could get pics of it thanks

On mine, press power and home at the same time. But please, no photos in the bar. What happens in the Jolly Roger, stays in the Jolly Roger.
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Edit: that's for a Samsung Galaxy S4 (and S3)
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I would never take pics in here I wouldnt want any evidence for my wife to find :dry: I was wanting it for in game use only like getting in the building at the end of the bridge and stuff like that lol

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bellsaj wrote: Hi Manfred
Can I have something strong, and when Ronnie pops by give him one of whatever he wants and put it on my tab.

A double Akvavit for Bells. I've got the perfect stout for you guys when Ronnie comes by.
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Here you go guys. Jack says On the House. Manfred says Mind the Tip Jar.
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Quack! wrote: I would never take pics in here I wouldnt want any evidence for my wife to find :dry: I was wanting it for in game use only like getting in the building at the end of the bridge and stuff like that lol

Wbat kinda phone u got? Ill be happy to find it for ya :-)
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Kes I'm pretty sure he has a droid razar
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The Jolly Roger! 12 years 2 weeks ago #129177

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Get KESTREL a "Shirley You Jest Temple".

If you guys see ART...let me know. He's avoiding me.

Coffee, please? Hold the pee.

If he does show up, he gets mine AND EVERYONE'S.

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Jack, last time I ran her on firsts I had to replace all the rings. I just let it run on the ground now. Nothing's grown in that spot in years!

This work crap is greatly interfering with my DF time. Finishing reports until 0200 sucks. Prime flying time I've lost forever. A shot of Hussong's, if you please Manny and hold the lime and salt. Just wanna sip it a while (but keep the bottle out).

Jack, is the smoking lamp outside now (dent's post). I never thought you'd give in to the political pressure so easy. I'm lighting up right here! It's a bar, for cryin out loud. Manny, ashtray please or just dump that bowl of green fuzzy peanuts. Either'll do.
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ParrotHead wrote: Jack, last time I ran her on firsts I had to replace all the rings. I just let it run on the ground now. Nothing's grown in that spot in years!

This work crap is greatly interfering with my DF time. Finishing reports until 0200 sucks. Prime flying time I've lost forever. A shot of Hussong's, if you please Manny and hold the lime and salt. Just wanna sip it a while (but keep the bottle out).

Jack, is the smoking lamp outside now (dent's post). I never thought you'd give in to the political pressure so easy. I'm lighting up right here! It's a bar, for cryin out loud. Manny, ashtray please or just dump that bowl of green fuzzy peanuts. Either'll do.


I certainly never said you couldn't smoke in here.... I just figured Dent liked it out there. It's quiet and all (usually).


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If you give your Zebra firsts, will it go blind??


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Call me weird, but I do enjoy some John Nemeth. I think I may turn the tempo up for a little while.



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This is for PED!

THE M.O.Msters!

FEATURING: STRIKER, DENT, LITTLE DENT, BIRDBRAINBESSE, AND YOURS TRULY!

WE HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!
If not get out!



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