I love the band tonight !

ALL OF YOU!!! LISTEN UP! Especially YOU kids. (remember..I'm checking IDs!)


I need this...Judy is being auction off...selling the boats and houses and all..I'm starting to feel lonely. However, I have you folks. SWEET!



$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRDnEqW1vAc&sns=em

Remove $$ to use. Use the $$ tuck in DENT'S thong.
Photos for your family....he charges extra....



Donkey in a thong....sorry...makes me laugh!

I keep not understanding something..... Why are you selling everything? Am I just misunderstanding? Judy auctioned off? I'm so confused I Poo'd standing up.... Wiped with a towel and dried hands with TP..


Edit: Donkey in a Thong.....LMAO

Jacklpe wrote:

ColeMan wrote: May I recommend the addition of a humidor for the regulars that enjoy a cigar every now and then?

ColeMan. I don't remember seeing you in here before. Manfred's got cigars behind the bar, even a few from a country that rhymes with scuba.

We're glad you stopped in and I want you to feel free to come by anytime.

Jacklpe

Durnit man, you're not supposed to post about the scubans. Rhymes with. Yeah, they are officially the Bermudan Cigars. Cole, they are wonnerful.

Here you go Paul. No spit, unless the air is so dry that the beer's not foaming enough. But shhh. How IS everyone tonight? Lotta folks.here early. Half day at work??

Manfred

Took the day off..... Hee Hee..... I think I was sick....

dentinhead wrote: Took the day off..... Hee Hee..... I think I was sick....

Here you go..I'll remove some Hot-Pink Duct-Tape...sick now?

In answer to your question...it's time and I want that home for Judy. And to share the love she has shown me.


She makes me "feel" as special as she is.

Jacklpe wrote:

ColeMan wrote: May I recommend the addition of a humidor for the regulars that enjoy a cigar every now and then?

ColeMan. I don't remember seeing you in here before. Manfred's got cigars behind the bar, even a few from a country that rhymes with scuba.

We're glad you stopped in and I want you to feel free to come by anytime.

Jacklpe

Just because you don't talk much doesn't mean you're not a regular.. This is probably my favorite thread on the forums, I always enjoy checking up on it.

Have a round on me,
Cole

Stick that Duct Tape back on Give me 5 hard Drinks and I'll give you a HUG.....

Edit: This post was for Paul... I'm not a Man Hugger.... And it will take 5 drinks to get up the nerve....Hee Hee....

Edit again: sorry for all the Hee Hee's I use lately. Little Dent does it and It's so damn cute...

dentinhead wrote: Stick that Duct Tape back on Give me 5 hard Drinks and I'll give you a HUG.....

Here's five shots of bourbon, uhhh, you can hug the tall flirty guy with the 5 o'clock shadow (the one in pink). It's ok he taped it up. I think he's got some sort of zippered panel in there, probably to hold his bottle of hand sanitizer.

Edit: thanks for the Edit, we're friends again now. But just friends.

Manfred wrote:

dentinhead wrote: Stick that Duct Tape back on Give me 5 hard Drinks and I'll give you a HUG.....

Here's five shots of bourbon, uhhh, you can hug the tall flirty guy with the 5 o'clock shadow (the one in pink). It's ok he taped it up. I think he's got some sort of zippered panel in there, probably to hold his bottle of hand sanitizer.

OK, I see the 5 drinks. What's camera for?

For Judy and YOUR HONEYS.

We are all so lucky to be blessed.


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM32H-Tx5tQ&sns=em

Remove the $$ this to use. Use $$ to buy her flowers.


DENT, Watch the end of the PBS Carson Special & you'll see where I'm at right now.

Have another...for the road...


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMTt61-Lqc&sns=em

I saw a book on Magic. I didn't know Johnny Carson was into Magic. I saw Bette Midler. Then the lights were going out in some kind of dungeon....I'm missing something.....

HULU the PBS SHOW. It'll give you a gist of who I am....and where I'm at.

There are way too many similarities. It's eerie to me.

For all you clowns & donkey.


$$http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7FRh8xfpB0&sns=em

In honor of Parrothead's achievement we will be offering tommorow 2 free Landshark Lager beers to each customer that wants them. Parrot has been a good friend to the Jolly Roger from the beginning, and we would like to offer congratations from the bottom of our bottles. Now, I'm sure all of this will go straight to Parrot's head, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Apparently no one drinks Landshark. Oh well, I'll have to find the next Buffet concert and sell them there.

Sorry... I'm 14... Don't want to break the law...

Thanks Jack!

As much as I enjoy the Caribbean Soul way of life, I hate that beer. It's awful. Like skunky corona.

Let the next round be on me (y'all do take DF coin in here, right?).

Would've gotten here sooner, but I got stopped by Pedrinho and a crowd outside. Been signing autographs for the last hour. If I ain't around when the bill comes, just tape it to the windshield of that stripy plane outside. Some of them groupies are cute! I may be otherwise ocupado.

O'Brother!!!!

Thanks for calling me cute.

"The Unknown Groupie"

I'll take my two land sharks and the round parrot bought. Congratz my friend

What a rough night i need a double of the strongest you got.

jasonmc wrote: What a rough night i need a double of the strongest you got.

Manfred, if you will look down under the far end of the bar, it's clear and in a mason jar. Hook him up... One rule, no smoking while drinking it please.

Hey, I was wondering what was in the jar. I will pour a double for Jason... where's that hazmat suit?
Manfred

If Kane comes in, he drinks on me for a while. You might give him a bit of that medication flavoring that we have to give to some of the Loonies sometimes also.

Jason, how did Pappy's finest do for ya? Hopefully it helped.

I've cleaned up Kane's old coffee mug, that thing will fit a double and then some. Michael maybe you might enjoy a pour from the Pappy's reservoir.

Speaking of which Dave, I had to use potholders on that jug. And a respirator, wheeehew.

Also, I called Jason a cab around sunrise, figured he could sleep it off at home. Besides, he stopped tipping after he passed out the first time.

Manfred

Sometimes we serve it, sometimes we run the airplane on it. Either way, it always does the job.

Kane has to come back, I've been waiting for him to find the hole (stuffed with a melt plug) I drilled in his coffee Mug.... Hee Hee..... Micheal, Don't Read this....

Maybe a bowl full of beer nuts will help.

oedius wrote: Maybe a bowl full of beer nuts will help.

You're going to pour beer on my....WHAT?

OH! That's COLD!