May I recommend the addition of a humidor for the regulars that enjoy a cigar every now and then?

I was hoping Jacklpe would hire a couple of pretty waitress ,but instead we got Paul .O WELL......

ColeMan wrote: May I recommend the addition of a humidor for the regulars that enjoy a cigar every now and then?

As many know i like cigars so any time you want to have one cole come find me

CrazyWolf wrote: I was hoping Jacklpe would hire a couple of pretty waitress ,but instead we got Paul .O WELL......

None have applied lately. If you know any, send em by to apply.

Sonic boom would be a good one.

I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

Jack-A-Donkey milk is really good for you.

DENT...we need a waitress...and I thought you might apply to make some extra $$ to support your RC hobby.
Besides, you look good in a short/low cut dress.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

Jack-A-Donkey milk is really good for you.

DENT...we need a waitress...and I thought you might apply to make some extra $$ to support your RC hobby.
Besides, you look good in a short/low cut dress.

Can I wear a Man Bra and my Manny skirt...

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

Jack-A-Donkey milk is really good for you.

DENT...we need a waitress...and I thought you might apply to make some extra $$ to support your RC hobby.
Besides, you look good in a short/low cut dress.

I know he/she has to make a living but please give me his schedule so I can plan accordingly.

Kevy wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

Jack-A-Donkey milk is really good for you.

DENT...we need a waitress...and I thought you might apply to make some extra $$ to support your RC hobby.
Besides, you look good in a short/low cut dress.

I know he/she has to make a living but please give me his schedule so I can plan accordingly.

I hear your a big Tipper.... Hee Hee....I'm gonna be rich.....LOL

dentinhead wrote:

Kevy wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

Jack-A-Donkey milk is really good for you.

DENT...we need a waitress...and I thought you might apply to make some extra $$ to support your RC hobby.
Besides, you look good in a short/low cut dress.

I know he/she has to make a living but please give me his schedule so I can plan accordingly.

I hear your a big Tipper.... Hee Hee....I'm gonna be rich.....LOL

My wife already knows about you and she said "No Way find another bar"!

Kevy wrote:

dentinhead wrote:

Kevy wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

Jack-A-Donkey milk is really good for you.

DENT...we need a waitress...and I thought you might apply to make some extra $$ to support your RC hobby.
Besides, you look good in a short/low cut dress.

I know he/she has to make a living but please give me his schedule so I can plan accordingly.

I hear your a big Tipper.... Hee Hee....I'm gonna be rich.....LOL

My wife already knows about you and she said "No Way find another bar"!

She's Jealous HUH.....LMAO......LOLOLOLOLLOLOL

Smart too

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

After that bullet lashing you dealt me, the milk is on the house. Hmm looking around at the leftover patronage this morning, I think a round on the house is in order. This crowd looks like it needs a dose of geriatric calcium. Dave, do we have any oxygen bottles in back?
Manfred

Manfred wrote:

dentinhead wrote: I NEED A MILK, Not that Goat kind, The real hit ya hard kind, From a Cow kind and not from it's behind...

After that bullet lashing you dealt me, the milk is on the house. Hmm looking around at the leftover patronage this morning, I think a round on the house is in order. This crowd looks like it needs a dose of geriatric calcium. Dave, do we have any oxygen bottles in back?
Manfred

And a hook to hang my Depends on next to the Gent's door.....

And smart!

Kevy wrote: And smart!

LOL.... I just edited in "Smart Too" in my last post.....hahahhaahah

I can't believe Kevy only has 700 something Thank you's.... can we do something about that...
Good Mod, level headed, Smart wife, holes in his panties, little toes bigger than his big toe... c'mon He deserves some thank you's....


Phew that Milk hit's ya..... Nother Manfred...Heh Heh

That's because I'm too middle of the road. I always try and look at both sides so I hardly agree with anyone.
My son and I drink cows dry. I think my wife gets her muscles from carrying milk home!

At least she's smart enough not to carry the cows home

Dent, Paul's pink shorts are about all of that kind of shock that this little place can handle. If you really need the money, we'll work something out, but folks are gonna start getting the wrong impression about the place. We welcome everyone, but we do strive to remain on an even keel here.

Dent, you did bring up a very good point. Kevy certainly could use some more thank yous. I've noticed that some squads around here have more of a "thank you" habit than others. The Falcons seemingly do not, probably due to the fact that most of their communication is on a separate website. No big deal, till you look at a mod like Kevy and see that he is only holding around 700 of them. That's not good, cause he is one of the best.

So, I'll put whatever weight the Jolly Roger has behind a thank you drive for Kevy. He certainly deserves it.

From now on folks, tip your servers, say yes sir to Paul (pppllllleeeeaaasssee. I don't want him to peel that tape ), and lets throw Kevy some gratitude.

Jacklpe wrote: Dent, Paul's pink shorts are about all of that kind of shock that this little place can handle. If you really need the money, we'll work something out, but folks are gonna start getting the wrong impression about the place. We welcome everyone, but we do strive to remain on an even keel here.

Dent, you did bring up a very good point. Kevy certainly could use some more thank yous. I've noticed that some squads around here have more of a "thank you" habit than others. The Falcons seemingly do not, probably due to the fact that most of their communication is on a separate website. No big deal, till you look at a mod like Kevy and see that he is only holding around 700 of them. That's not good, cause he is one of the best.

So, I'll put whatever weight the Jolly Roger has behind a thank you drive for Kevy. He certainly deserves it.

From now on folks, tip your servers, say yes sir to Paul (pppllllleeeeaaasssee. I don't want him to peel that tape ), and lets throw Kevy some gratitude.

LMAO
Thank You Jack
And LOL again....

Really Jacklpe? This is all you can find!


At least make Dent pull the arrow out so he can give correct change.



Edit : I know dent don't need them but I forgot the

Kevy wrote: Really Jacklpe? This is all you can find!

At least make Dent pull the arrow out so he can give correct change.



Edit : I know dent don't need them but I forgot the

OK Kevy, Stop talking to Paul...... Heh Heh....

Paul? You mean that Banshee that keeps falling out of the Sky yelling "Magic Time!" and bombing my hangers?

Kevy wrote: Paul? You mean that Banshee that keeps falling out of the Sky yelling "Magic Time!" and bombing my hangers?

That's the one.... He's so old his voice gets there first.... Hee Hee....

Has a heart of gold though....

Edit: Jack, If I'm invading the Jolly Roger Have a Bouncer toss me out...

Paul gets whatever he want tonight ie coffee cigar food drinks. Make sure it goes on the looney bin tap. Thanks for the help Paul.

dentinhead wrote:

Kevy wrote: Paul? You mean that Banshee that keeps falling out of the Sky yelling "Magic Time!" and bombing my hangers?

That's the one.... He's so old his voice gets there first.... Hee Hee....

Has a heart of gold though....

Edit: Jack, If I'm invading the Jolly Roger Have a Bouncer toss me out...

Dent, like I always say, you're one of my favorites. The whole reason for this thread is to have a good time and not worry about hurting someone's feelings every 5 min. We have beds in the back. Hell, we had the whole Looney Bin here for a few days after the asylum burned down, till they got too "Squadly" on me. Even then, instead of running them off, I rented them a place to live till they could rebuild theirs.

Seriously. This place is designed for everyone to have fun and talk about whatever they want (within the forum rules). I love seeing the place full.

Watch the Johnny Carson special on ONE to see me. We went different directions. I went the MAGIC, he went to tv....I learned sooo....sooo much from that man. Not, just as an entertainer, but as a strong, caring man. With my dad and him and Red Skelton, I feel I came out okay.

Thanks, JASON.

Mr. FRED,
I'll just have a coffee, extra seasoning, thank you.

3 rats...and 2 mice, deepfried. For ART.
And a side order of sauteed roaches. Extra CRUNCHY.
Extra spit in his beer. I need to spoil him.

Please?

(grunt..mumble..incoherent babble..uh huh.....)

Thank you!

Please tip Sasquatch. He's moody tonight.

ColeMan wrote: May I recommend the addition of a humidor for the regulars that enjoy a cigar every now and then?

ColeMan. I don't remember seeing you in here before. Manfred's got cigars behind the bar, even a few from a country that rhymes with scuba.

We're glad you stopped in and I want you to feel free to come by anytime.

Jacklpe

A salute to our northern neighbors, "the south". I thought Blackberry Smoke did a pretty good cover of this old redneck standard.