yakuza wrote: Hello all,
I'll have a Cocktail please, something wickedly new with colour, flavour, tast.
And Please I promise to be Good as long as u Keep Pauls pink duct-tap Baulgy spot down.

Paul's pink anything is a bad swing thought, no matter what you're drinking. But maybe a Peach Martini will help. If it doesn't suit you, I make a smashing Blue Margarita (blue Curacao and other sweets, it's Electric!).
Manfred

Any fights, yet? NOPE!

There was that one close call...when I threatened to peel off the Duct-Tape...they calmed right down.

I'm good at this...DRINK PINK !!!

(and please stop drinking ME in with your eyes......)

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Any fights, yet? NOPE!

There was that one close call...when I threatened to peel off the Duct-Tape...they calmed right down.

I'm good at this...DRINK PINK !!!

(and please stop drinking ME in with your eyes......)

Paul. You are hired. Check page 1 in a few.

Paul, delighted to have you a broad. I mean, aboard.
Manfreddy

Page 1 updated

I'm also dumpster security. Not just the floor. The floor doesn't cause problems. Except, when it hits the regulars in the face.
Keeping the MISFITS out of the dumpster is a continuous task. They think it's home.
Just doing my part to save lives.



Hey! FOUST! GET out of there! We have food inside !!!

..see what I mean?

Jacklpe wrote: Can someone explain to me why people are proud when they win 7 v 1 type games, when they are part of the 7. GG, nice, etc is inevitably said by someone right at the win. It's nice to win, but with those odds, was there any doubt who was going to? I'd be ashamed.

Dave I always say GG after any game, its not only to the winners but also to the looseing team as well. It's not ment as great we won but rather everybody had a good time and good game, if being the ONE is not your thing then switch sides. But as long as the servers are messed up we make the best of it. That's all.

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I'm also dumpster security. Not just the floor. The floor doesn't cause problems. Except, when it hits the regulars in the face.
Keeping the MISFITS out of the dumpster is a continuous task. They think it's home.
Just doing my part to save lives.

Hey! FOUST! GET out of there! We have food inside !!!

..see what I mean?

In Foust's defense, he wasn't looking for food. He was looking for furniture.

Good explanation Doc. I hadn't thought of it that way. I don't always mind being alone, but some things about it bug me. I'll try to think of it that way in the future.

Manfred wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I'm also dumpster security. Not just the floor. The floor doesn't cause problems. Except, when it hits the regulars in the face.
Keeping the MISFITS out of the dumpster is a continuous task. They think it's home.
Just doing my part to save lives.

Hey! FOUST! GET out of there! We have food inside !!!

..see what I mean?

In Foust's defense, he wasn't looking for food. He was looking for furniture.

That's what HE told you!

That's why I'm security and you pee in my coffee !

Ladie's room is my domain as well.

I'll do my job...You do yours.

If dr Dave come in make sure to put his drink on my tab. Plays a good game with him earlier. Me and him aginst about 6 reds. Sorry i wasn't more help.

Righto, one sugarfree Tab for Doc. (I didn't know anyone drank that stuff any more.)
M

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Manfred wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I'm also dumpster security. Not just the floor. The floor doesn't cause problems. Except, when it hits the regulars in the face.
Keeping the MISFITS out of the dumpster is a continuous task. They think it's home.
Just doing my part to save lives.

Hey! FOUST! GET out of there! We have food inside !!!

..see what I mean?

In Foust's defense, he wasn't looking for food. He was looking for furniture.

That's what HE told you!
That's why I'm security and you pee in my coffee !
Ladie's room is my domain as well.
I'll do my job...You do yours.

Hey, I'm a listener not a security guy. Ok, it's good advice, always leave the hard stuff to the Professionals. Phew, I didn't know Fousty could be so misleading. I'm kinda naive that way. You mean Foust isn't really a Fighter Jet Jock and part-time astronaut?
M

Manfred wrote: Righto, one sugarfree Tab for Doc. (I didn't know anyone drank that stuff any more.)
M

It's good with Wiskey .

Oh and its even better with a Large breasted blue eyed blond haired amazon in tight tight short shorts



just don't tell the wife .

jasonmc wrote: If dr Dave come in make sure to put his drink on my tab. Plays a good game with him earlier. Me and him aginst about 6 reds. Sorry i wasn't more help.

What do you mean no help? I'm the one that couldnt hit squat. You were a great help thanks

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote:

Manfred wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: I'm also dumpster security. Not just the floor. The floor doesn't cause problems. Except, when it hits the regulars in the face.
Keeping the MISFITS out of the dumpster is a continuous task. They think it's home.
Just doing my part to save lives.

Hey! FOUST! GET out of there! We have food inside !!!

..see what I mean?

In Foust's defense, he wasn't looking for food. He was looking for furniture.

That's what HE told you!

That's why I'm security and you pee in my coffee !

Ladie's room is my domain as well.

I'll do my job...You do yours.

Hey now... Chill! We all work together here! A well coordinated staff is part of our "magic".

And Paul, any more turf wars outta you and I'm gonna make you work security with your pants ON. Remember, Manfred's got the sawed off under the bar. If peeling duct tape doesn't work, I highly suggest that you hit the floor.

On?..........On?

I didn't realize we had a staff dress/undress code.

Darn!


Okay.

Yes, boss.

Lo... I'm coming in and Paul I promise to be good,so please.....don't remove that pink thing you're wearing. Manfred pour me a little shooter with a buttermilk chaser.

CrazyWolf wrote: Lo... I'm coming in and Paul I promise to be good,so please.....don't remove that pink thing you're wearing. Manfred pour me a little shooter with a buttermilk chaser.

You'd better be. I'm just looking for an excuse!

Tip MANFRED well or.......OH! BABY!

Oh he tips great, except maybe when I try those wacky buttermilk concoctions. Wolf here's an oyster shooter and buttermilk chaser.

Wow for a minute i thought I took to much medication. The jolly rodger had been moved. Well you guys are just to cool to be around the normal folks.

Hey Jack, after a particularly naggy yap from wife, I came up with this idea during game play. Display these by the front counter, guaranteed to sell out. All I want in return is a fruity cocktail as the man in me has be stripped clean today. Don't forget the rainbow umbrella

Wow, we did get a new home. Can we get our yellow paint back??? We look kinda nekkid. If not, I guess I'll get used to it. I've always found the place under recent threads, and I walked right past the place.


Edit: I just noticed that line about how a mod has to put us in this category. I'm flattered, and thanks!

Yeah Dave I walked all the way around the block wondering where I was. I got to thinking that maybe the place burned down when Paul got an intruder with the flamethrower. But then I thought, there's no flaming allowed, so that couldn't happen. So maybe it got condemned, because of our... well our, you know, clientele.

But here we are!

Bar is open! (what am I sayin', the bar is always open)

Manfred

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Can I be the bouncer?

A VERY OLD man wearing Hot-Pink Duct-Tape Shorts will convince anyone from causing problems.

Except for the MISFITS. They think I'm cute. I'll bring Art..My body guard.

Thought a visual was in order

Yikes.

Captain Noushbag wrote:

Paul Mantz, Jr. wrote: Can I be the bouncer?

A VERY OLD man wearing Hot-Pink Duct-Tape Shorts will convince anyone from causing problems.

Except for the MISFITS. They think I'm cute. I'll bring Art..My body guard.

Thought a visual was in order

That's ART. I call him TINY! BUT YOU BETTER NOT!

Thanks for the visual noush I'm not gonna sleep right for a week.

I just read Zuperman's full explanation regarding my yellow paint. I guess it's gone, but I do appreciate the newfound "status" that we have achieved. Hopefully we don't lose our lowlife appeal and atmosphere by being listed in the new travel guide. I request that all of my regulars make sure and give the occasional passing tourist a reason to fear the place. For instance, try leering at their wives, and offering to purchase their kids (see video posted last week for tips). I'd hate to be another t-shirt tourist trap for Martha and Herb when they get off of the cruise ship.

It appears though that our little speakeasy has been discovered by someone other than Jackson (we miss you Jackson, where have ya been?). (Actually I think I made him mad in a game when he was flying undercover, told me his true identity, and I replied "shoulda known". I would have been clearer and said "shoulda known cause your kicking my butt here", but I didn't have time to reply cause I was too busy getting my butt kicked (by him). That's the last I've seen or heard from him. Plus, General, just cause we were turning your horse into an alchoholic doesn't mean we didnt love him. He loved us too).

Hopefully our newfound fame doesn't bring the law knockin'. I'll have to threaten more politicians with raunchy videos we made of them while staying in our 1 star hotel we also own down the road. You may ask, "why didn't I know that JR Enterprises owned a motel?" That's cause it really is a no tell motel. Anyway, between that and the occasional trips with our 2 ships to bring in something that rhymes with funs for some prominent people, we will be ok. It just may be a little tedious at times.

Anyway, to my loyal patrons and staff, I thank you and deeply appreciate your continued patronage.

Jacklpe