[*M]TBUILT wrote:
[*M]TBUILT wrote: Today's lesson: defensive tactics
Now pay close attention there will be a short quiz tomorrow morning. 
don't worry it's only a one question quiz.
Quiz time:
When attacking incoming enemy bombers what do you do?
You crack open a beer, take a big swig, wipe your lip, line up your target, press fire, bomb, and also yell "Adios Mother FU...."
Oh yeah, this is all being done to music...angry heavy metal is the best when killing stuff.
Then you circle your target, fly directly above them, turn your plane upside down to dump out the empties and your ash tray, give em the finger and head for home.
I don't know about the rest of you basterds but I think I just got 100%.
Happy Friday eh!
Oh yeah, Ronald Reagan says always wear your helmet and clothes while flying. Except Hulk, he has the no pants exemption.