Huge Welcome brother BStrachan . Sorry the delay in getting back but a bunch of rowdy mates insisted we go out last night and ......yeah well got home 5am this morning and crashed . Just woke up to see the light of day ....what's left anyway . Getting way to old for this all night party scene

[*M]Comet wrote: Funny how there seems to be a bunch of new players in DF1 now...not sure why that is with the game about to die any day...but I was on a dream team tonight with a Squad Leader, a II Squad Leader, and a Group Captain. We were in a BTC against MEAN and then Acegirl showed up on his side...think he also had a Group Captain and a pretty decent Air Vice Marshall. I can't remember the ranks exactly, but I think they had a slightly better idea on what the mission was.

The two Squad Leaders on my side were very deadly snipers for their rank...they got me the first 3 times I took off...then it was the Group Captain's turn, and he made the most of it by shooting me from behind, just before I could blow up Mean's tank...I gotta say, not even 5 minutes in and I'm 3-8...these guys were killers for sure. Oh, and then they would crash for no reason at all and then time their spawning just perfect so I would hilariously crash over and over and over again. These guys were professionals I tell you.

I just couldn't get into any rhythm in this one...I'd get the Vice Marshall, then the Group Captain, then boom! Brought down by a team mate. Next run, get Mean, kill him in his chute, boom! Shot down by a team mate.

If the object was for them to relentlessly team kill me rather than bomb the boat, we would have kicked serious ass in that game.

"If you guys could shoot someone on their side instead of me all the time, that would be great."

That did it for me...enough for one night. I didn't get a screen shot, I was too busy getting shot. I don't think I've been in a game like that since I was a Second Lieutenant and I may have shot Wig...blue of course...ah, the good old days...

Ah the joy of online gaming, Lets see, I cant make a name for myself, by being a great player. I will just be a HUGE A-Hole and mess up everything. The other night I asked a noob to "please help" as I was out numbered against 3 MORAFs. He responded with "BLOW ME", I of course came back with "OK, but no kissing". Then he went over board with something about my wife liking black long things. I assured him I was a girl. He quit shortly after. Silly noobs, I love them...

Cracks me up. The Main Boss is being an ass about me being off for surgery. Finally pushed it to the point that I told him I could call the Doc and have him take me off right now. Plus, if I tell him him I'm not ready to come back in 2 weeks after the surgery, I'm sure he would drag it out.

Funny how the prospect of doing my job for more than a couple weeks changed his mind about things. Jerk!

Well as far as rank,points, and stuff I haven't achieved much in this game. But I'm sitting 9 thank you's from 10,000.
That's 9500 more than I've ever got in real life. Usually the second word is you and the first one ends in "k" but it doesn't start with a "t"!

[M]Skyripper wrote: Well as far as rank,points, and stuff I haven't achieved much in this game. But I'm sitting 9 thank you's from 10,000.
That's 9500 more than I've ever got in real life. Usually the second word is you and the first one ends in "k" but it doesn't start with a "t"!

BOOM 10,000

Grats on 10000 Gracias El Rippero!

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[M]Skyripper wrote: Well as far as rank,points, and stuff I haven't achieved much in this game. But I'm sitting 9 thank you's from 10,000.
That's 9500 more than I've ever got in real life. Usually the second word is you and the first one ends in "k" but it doesn't start with a "t"!

BOOM 10,000

Thank you Sir T! Drinks are on me when the day comes that we meet!

[M]Skyripper wrote: Well as far as rank,points, and stuff I haven't achieved much in this game. But I'm sitting 9 thank you's from 10,000.
That's 9500 more than I've ever got in real life. Usually the second word is you and the first one ends in "k" but it doesn't start with a "t"!

Ripper your posts are always informative and funny. I have added a Thank You on everyone (I may have missed one, maybe).

Welcome BS
Comet hope things work out....an addiction is hard to beat, however recognizing the problem is the first and hardest step.

Thought i would try my luck at Elite tonight
Game 1 ctc 3 against me i had the most kills but just as many deaths that game ended in a draw.
Game 2 zeppelin won before i could get off the runway and i was the only one in it.
Game 3 btb dropped 1 bomb got two hangars only one registers then drop the other after circling back around, came back for another bombing run after a reload 5 hangars remain after getting 3 on the first run but only credited for 2 drop another and start to set up for my next target. GAME OVER YOU WIN still 14 1/2 minutes left of the game the other side didn't even get a chance to take back the game wtf? That's completely bs

Grats 10,000 Ripper bro . While I'm at it , I keep getting 2 empty pages when I go to Misfit thread I have to click on the third page back to get the latest posts . Read that post before where you go into profile , edit , forum settings . Put last post first etc . Still get the empty 2 pages . Anyone out there with a clue to this ? Thanks CC . By the way Thanks guys for the promotion to Air Marshal . Honour to hold the position . Love this squad . Take care all of you . Oh and brother BStrach now is in the dark side and has the Name tag . We having fun carving up reds .....keep on keeping on ...I know some of you still not that turned on by Elite but I seem to be having the best fun with my pants on I've had for ages . I've tried flying the old planes a few times but they seem way too slow . Bit like stepping out of a Ferari into a horse and buggy . I keep whipping the crap outa the old girls but no response .

[*M]TBUILT wrote: Thought i would try my luck at Elite tonight
Game 1 ctc 3 against me i had the most kills but just as many deaths that game ended in a draw.
Game 2 zeppelin won before i could get off the runway and i was the only one in it.
Game 3 btb dropped 1 bomb got two hangars only one registers then drop the other after circling back around, came back for another bombing run after a reload 5 hangars remain after getting 3 on the first run but only credited for 2 drop another and start to set up for my next target. GAME OVER YOU WIN still 14 1/2 minutes left of the game the other side didn't even get a chance to take back the game wtf? That's completely bs

2 things I liked about DF1: the ability to come back and win a game and the 100 kill game. Pretty hard to do those in 20 minutes.

so much for zup getting me my old account to work smh

playing the first dogfight for the first time in a while literally brought a smile to my face and i played with MY account on there. Elite sucks ass compared to first dogfight.

[*M]Comet wrote:

[*M]TBUILT wrote: Thought i would try my luck at Elite tonight
Game 1 ctc 3 against me i had the most kills but just as many deaths that game ended in a draw.
Game 2 zeppelin won before i could get off the runway and i was the only one in it.
Game 3 btb dropped 1 bomb got two hangars only one registers then drop the other after circling back around, came back for another bombing run after a reload 5 hangars remain after getting 3 on the first run but only credited for 2 drop another and start to set up for my next target. GAME OVER YOU WIN still 14 1/2 minutes left of the game the other side didn't even get a chance to take back the game wtf? That's completely bs

2 things I liked about DF1: the ability to come back and win a game and the 100 kill game. Pretty hard to do those in 20 minutes.

Even less chance with 15 mins

Phone starts blowing up this Morning. Now I have to go to the Cardiologist, who I haven't seen in 2 years to have a stinking stress test done in order to have this knee surgery. So freaking pissed! In addition I have to go to my Family Dr. Who I just saw last month, and have him sign off. Money money money!! I'm gonna be so deep in the hole after all this. On the up side, my deductible will be met before I see the a surgeon again, so at least that will be paid for.

Don't know how it ended up being Monday already, but I am done with this Day!

this morning played cc ..bit ..he swapped sides (think he tryin ease me in2 df elite) ...

any way always such pleasure see u guys ...u no how play an give gud game

[M]Skyripper wrote: Phone starts blowing up this Morning. Now I have to go to the Cardiologist, who I haven't seen in 2 years to have a stinking stress test done in order to have this knee surgery. So freaking pissed! In addition I have to go to my Family Dr. Who I just saw last month, and have him sign off. Money money money!! I'm gonna be so deep in the hole after all this. On the up side, my deductible will be met before I see the a surgeon again, so at least that will be paid for.

Don't know how it ended up being Monday already, but I am done with this Day!

Um Rip...it's actually not Monday...it's Wednesday sir.

Not sure why Gaw hasn't informed you yet, but I'll help out for the time being...

yes my account is officially fixed! thanks Zup!

[*M]Comet wrote:

[M]Skyripper wrote: Phone starts blowing up this Morning. Now I have to go to the Cardiologist, who I haven't seen in 2 years to have a stinking stress test done in order to have this knee surgery. So freaking pissed! In addition I have to go to my Family Dr. Who I just saw last month, and have him sign off. Money money money!! I'm gonna be so deep in the hole after all this. On the up side, my deductible will be met before I see the a surgeon again, so at least that will be paid for.

Don't know how it ended up being Monday already, but I am done with this Day!

Um Rip...it's actually not Monday...it's Wednesday sir.

Not sure why Gaw hasn't informed you yet, but I'll help out for the time being...

I appreciate that Sir Comet. GAW has been kind of slacking lately! LMAO!

If today wasn't Monday, it missed a damn good chance!
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Just warming up.

if that u an misfits ..just warmin up ...mmmmm ..time to grab ..back pack.tent an head for the hills ohhhh ****

No timer required thanks...

[M]Skyripper wrote:

[*M]Comet wrote:

[M]Skyripper wrote: Phone starts blowing up this Morning. Now I have to go to the Cardiologist, who I haven't seen in 2 years to have a stinking stress test done in order to have this knee surgery. So freaking pissed! In addition I have to go to my Family Dr. Who I just saw last month, and have him sign off. Money money money!! I'm gonna be so deep in the hole after all this. On the up side, my deductible will be met before I see the a surgeon again, so at least that will be paid for.

Don't know how it ended up being Monday already, but I am done with this Day!

Um Rip...it's actually not Monday...it's Wednesday sir.

Not sure why Gaw hasn't informed you yet, but I'll help out for the time being...

I appreciate that Sir Comet. GAW has been kind of slacking lately! LMAO!

If today wasn't Monday, it missed a damn good chance!
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Rip I must apologize for not keeping you informed as to what day it is. I have been consumed at the office preparing to take a week off. Never a good week. While we are on the subject, If I don't visit here much next week you will know why.

Played my first Elite game last night with the targeting box. CC was there and gave me a few targeting tips. The guy on the other side thought I was a quick learner. Got one engine on the Zep, shot him down three times and the game ended saying we lost. Is that how it is supposed to be?

Ok, back to the grind, last day before vaca, ugh. Ill never get it all done.

[*M] GAW wrote:

[M]Skyripper wrote:

[*M]Comet wrote:

[M]Skyripper wrote: Phone starts blowing up this Morning. Now I have to go to the Cardiologist, who I haven't seen in 2 years to have a stinking stress test done in order to have this knee surgery. So freaking pissed! In addition I have to go to my Family Dr. Who I just saw last month, and have him sign off. Money money money!! I'm gonna be so deep in the hole after all this. On the up side, my deductible will be met before I see the a surgeon again, so at least that will be paid for.

Don't know how it ended up being Monday already, but I am done with this Day!

Um Rip...it's actually not Monday...it's Wednesday sir.

Not sure why Gaw hasn't informed you yet, but I'll help out for the time being...

I appreciate that Sir Comet. GAW has been kind of slacking lately! LMAO!

If today wasn't Monday, it missed a damn good chance!
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Rip I must apologize for not keeping you informed as to what day it is. I have been consumed at the office preparing to take a week off. Never a good week. While we are on the subject, If I don't visit here much next week you will know why.

Played my first Elite game last night with the targeting box. CC was there and gave me a few targeting tips. The guy on the other side thought I was a quick learner. Got one engine on the Zep, shot him down three times and the game ended saying we lost. Is that how it is supposed to be?

Ok, back to the grind, last day before vaca, ugh. Ill never get it all done.

I hear you Brother! Trying to get these nitwits up to speed before I'm off for the knee repair. Swear I could teach Donkeys how to do the back stroke easier than I can explain the Shipping process. Always thought that if you were the Boss, you were supposed to be able to do the job of the guys under you. Hmmm.
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anyone wanna make me a GIF? lol

It's sad to see the same crap by the same people on the forum. I would have thought being gone as long as I have it would have changed. Next time I stop by I will be sure to bring some job applications. ..that might scare them off.

[M]Jay wrote: anyone wanna make me a GIF? lol

Help me out with a few ideas and i'll see what i can come up with, should be on zello after 6 pm central.

[*M]TBUILT wrote:

[M]Jay wrote: anyone wanna make me a GIF? lol

Help me out with a few ideas and i'll see what i can come up with, should be on zello after 6 pm central.

Like the new Banner Sir T! Hey here's an idea for Jay's. A computer sitting by itself, a Mom comes in and snatches it and locks it in the cabinet. Then a picture of Jay sitting and staring out the window for 2 weeks!

Lmao!!! Just kidding little Brother, miss ya being around!
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