GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!!
I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name?

(Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight

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Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus?

OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night?

Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive!

) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly

Double Cretin.
So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT?

HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like

Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on"

I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened

(incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins?
Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you

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MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT