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The Official [M]isfits Squadron 9 years 2 months ago #339235

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I made a new friend tonight, call him Martha. If you see him, he loves it...


Found him a couple more time's it didn't work out so good for him, resorted to team killing so he could get some kills after starting out 0 and 10. :huh:
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It's fun being a bully





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B-52 and myself taking a break and watching [M]isfits dogfight. B)

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[*M]VonHuLK wrote: Oh my god, I flew straight up the middle. I can't understand it, I NEVER got bored. Must be my super small pea sized brain.



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Weeeeeeeeeeee.

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That's it Walleye, we are officially broke up.


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[*M]VonHuLK wrote: That's it Walleye, we are officially broke up.

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HuLK the red's in that game didn't stand a chance always good to see you in game. B)
B-52 great ctc game no way in hell we were going to let Mig win that one,good thing Devastator came in when he did that guy can shoot.
Ripper just a reminder tomorrow is wendsday :unsure: maybe we should double check with Gaw to confirm that? :S
Bz always a pleasure when we get a chance to bs for a bit reminds me of the old day's. B)


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[*M]TBUILT wrote: HuLK the red's in that game didn't stand a chance always good to see you in game. B)
B-52 great ctc game no way in hell we were going to let Mig win that one,good thing Devastator came in when he did that guy can shoot.
Ripper just a reminder tomorrow is wendsday :unsure: maybe we should double check with Gaw to confirm that? :S
Bz always a pleasure when we get a chance to bs for a bit reminds me of the old day's. B)


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Damn T! Scared me to Death for a second. Getting ready to go have this ridiculous stress test done, read your post and thought for a second, "Oh hell it is Wednesday! Freaking test was yesterday!" Ohhhh I can't wait to be off work for awhile!⚡️

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[*M]TBUILT wrote: HuLK the red's in that game didn't stand a chance always good to see you in game. B)
B-52 great ctc game no way in hell we were going to let Mig win that one,good thing Devastator came in when he did that guy can shoot.
Ripper just a reminder tomorrow is wendsday :unsure: maybe we should double check with Gaw to confirm that? :S
Bz always a pleasure when we get a chance to bs for a bit reminds me of the old day's. B)


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The blood bath of 2016...

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[*M]TBUILT wrote: HuLK the red's in that game didn't stand a chance always good to see you in game. B)
B-52 great ctc game no way in hell we were going to let Mig win that one,good thing Devastator came in when he did that guy can shoot.
Ripper just a reminder tomorrow is wendsday :unsure: maybe we should double check with Gaw to confirm that? :S
Bz always a pleasure when we get a chance to bs for a bit reminds me of the old day's. B)


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The blood bath of 2016...


I keep hearing people say tactics can change the Dynamics of the game? :unsure: that's what i hear anyways but there's nothing like going straight up the gut and shooting everything in your path along the way. GOOD TIMES :P ;)
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[*M]TBUILT wrote: HuLK the red's in that game didn't stand a chance always good to see you in game. B)
B-52 great ctc game no way in hell we were going to let Mig win that one,good thing Devastator came in when he did that guy can shoot.
Ripper just a reminder tomorrow is wendsday :unsure: maybe we should double check with Gaw to confirm that? :S
Bz always a pleasure when we get a chance to bs for a bit reminds me of the old day's. B)


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It has been confirmed. Tomorrow is going to be Wednesday.

Been camping since Friday. Can't play dogfight out here. I'll survive. Might stay all week.

I'll keep in touch.
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[*M]TBUILT wrote: HuLK the red's in that game didn't stand a chance always good to see you in game. B)
B-52 great ctc game no way in hell we were going to let Mig win that one,good thing Devastator came in when he did that guy can shoot.
Ripper just a reminder tomorrow is wendsday :unsure: maybe we should double check with Gaw to confirm that? :S
Bz always a pleasure when we get a chance to bs for a bit reminds me of the old day's. B)


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The blood bath of 2016...


I keep hearing people say tactics can change the Dynamics of the game? :unsure: that's what i hear anyways but there's nothing like going straight up the gut and shooting everything in your path along the way. GOOD TIMES :P ;)


Tactics? Pffft FU
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[*M]TBUILT wrote: HuLK the red's in that game didn't stand a chance always good to see you in game. B)
B-52 great ctc game no way in hell we were going to let Mig win that one,good thing Devastator came in when he did that guy can shoot.
Ripper just a reminder tomorrow is wendsday :unsure: maybe we should double check with Gaw to confirm that? :S
Bz always a pleasure when we get a chance to bs for a bit reminds me of the old day's. B)


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I keep hearing people say tactics can change the Dynamics of the game? :unsure: that's what i hear anyways but there's nothing like going straight up the gut and shooting everything in your path along the way. GOOD TIMES :P ;)

In the "short" time I have been playing this game, I have been hard pressed to find anyone that can counter my kind of tactics. Come to think of it, head on is the only tactic that has ever beat me. It doesn't happen often, but it has happened.

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Fox, it is good to hear from you. I hope your homework is done...

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So I'm on vacation next week. We're going to go spend a few days with some of the wife's family. We were going to take the dawg, but apparently my wife's aunt has a dog that hates dogs...so that's not going to work out too well...

So I was having coffee with my dad today and I asked him if he'd watch her for a few days. He kinda got excited and panicky for a couple minutes because I think he thought I said I was taking the dog and leaving the wife behind...boy did he ever breathe a sigh of relief when I assured him it was the dog and not the wife...

Oh Dad...
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You gotta wonder about Doctors. One wants to do surgery to fix a torn miniscus. So he sends me to a Cardiologist that.....puts me on a treadmill nearly running for 10 minutes! Then comes in and asks if my knee is OK ???????? Then proceeds to tell me they could have given me an injection to increase my heart rate!

Damn good thing I was out of breath and hopping on one foot because The Ripper was PISSED!
Good luck getting that bill paid soon you freaking jerk!

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Fought through the lag tonight, it was extra horrible.

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Yes my homework is done for biology. I squeaked by only 4%. :blush: now I have other fish to fry. :S
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All right i am back in bussiness, so lets gonna kill some reds!!!


I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit ta burn
And I'll rip your heart in two.
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Must be our bubbly personality, we make so many friends.


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GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!! :woohoo:

I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name? :ohmy: (Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight :angry: )

Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus? :sick: OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night? :huh: Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive! B) ) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly :whistle: Double Cretin.

So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT? :blink: HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like :pinch: Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on" :S I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened :woohoo: (incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins? :ohmy:

Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you :evil: AHAHAHAHA

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT :evil:
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[M] F¡rst Blood wrote: All right i am back in bussiness, so lets gonna kill some reds!!!


WOW, where in the heck have you been. Good to see ya BLOOD

Always fun slatz, red or blue
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[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!! :woohoo:

I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name? :ohmy: (Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight :angry: )

Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus? :sick: OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night? :huh: Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive! B) ) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly :whistle: Double Cretin.

So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT? :blink: HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like :pinch: Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on" :S I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened :woohoo: (incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins? :ohmy:

Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you :evil: AHAHAHAHA

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT :evil:


Just remember El Slatzo...2 things about the doctor when he does do that next "hands on" inspection.

1. Make sure he has small fingers.

2. Make sure when he does his "inspection"...if you feel one hand on each shoulder, you better run...
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[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!! :woohoo:

I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name? :ohmy: (Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight :angry: )

Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus? :sick: OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night? :huh: Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive! B) ) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly :whistle: Double Cretin.

So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT? :blink: HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like :pinch: Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on" :S I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened :woohoo: (incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins? :ohmy:

Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you :evil: AHAHAHAHA

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT :evil:



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[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!! :woohoo:

I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name? :ohmy: (Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight :angry: )

Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus? :sick: OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night? :huh: Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive! B) ) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly :whistle: Double Cretin.

So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT? :blink: HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like :pinch: Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on" :S I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened :woohoo: (incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins? :ohmy:

Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you :evil: AHAHAHAHA

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT :evil:


Just remember El Slatzo...2 things about the doctor when he does do that next "hands on" inspection.

1. Make sure he has small fingers.

2. Make sure when he does his "inspection"...if you feel one hand on each shoulder, you better run...


3. When he makes his " inspection" just grab his balls and snarl at him " who,s this gonna hurt more ,doc".
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[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!! :woohoo:

I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name? :ohmy: (Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight :angry: )

Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus? :sick: OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night? :huh: Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive! B) ) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly :whistle: Double Cretin.

So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT? :blink: HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like :pinch: Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on" :S I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened :woohoo: (incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins? :ohmy:

Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you :evil: AHAHAHAHA

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT :evil:

Always..... Entertaining. I am going to tell you what the doc told me "DRINK MORE WATER" That will keep you regular. Helps to keep things "flowing". Good luck, you Cretin.

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[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!! :woohoo:

I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name? :ohmy: (Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight :angry: )

Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus? :sick: OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night? :huh: Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive! B) ) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly :whistle: Double Cretin.

So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT? :blink: HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like :pinch: Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on" :S I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened :woohoo: (incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins? :ohmy:

Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you :evil: AHAHAHAHA

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT :evil:

Always..... Entertaining. I am going to tell you what the doc told me "DRINK MORE WATER" That will keep you regular. Helps to keep things "flowing". Good luck, you Cretin.


Good to know once a day is normal and that usually comes after the first cup of coffee, did he say anything about 4 or 5 time's in a row? Pizza and pasta usually gets me the next morning. :sick:
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[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MY MISFIT ISLAND!!!! :woohoo:

I have missed you so, as I have been off the grid since Friday. For many of you, that meant you had to find another Misfit to bully around, though I think I am the only one usually on the other end of the receiving stick. After all, who else now gets addressed with the word "Red" in front of their name? :ohmy: (Yes, I am still considering changing my name to "Red Slatz", Brotherz T, GAW, and Wall-E, much to your delight :angry: )

Speaking of red and ends, I only had one healthy day and that was on Friday, when my son and I "rode the duck" through the city of Philadelphia. Other than that, this past week has been spent dealing with 'roid rage and a stomach virus? :sick: OOPS...correction, rhoid rage is the correct expression which ruined my day down at the beach Friday and cost me to skip tubing down the Delaware River on Saturday. I did not feel that anymore blood needed to be shed in those waters after the Civil War and I did not need to be lucky enough to contract some sort of parasitic bacteria that would cost me to lose any more sanity. Got a one day reprieve and got hit with something that caused to wretch every 2-3 hours from 2 pm until 3 am the next morning. Who knew mosquitoes would still be lurking around that time of the night? :huh: Cretins. My feats of projectile vomiting exceeded those by Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" (that's impressive! B) ) Perhaps I was safer in the water than in the streets of Philly :whistle: Double Cretin.

So, in the end (no pun intended), I had a visit with a doctor (been awhile) who, out of the blue, said "well, lets take a look at what's going down there". Wait...WHAT? :blink: HERE? NOW? The fact that he looked like Wentworth Miller from Prison Break just facilitated my already thought of what prison must be like :pinch: Though I was not violated, per say, my next appt with the GI doc will be a little more "hands on" :S I was going to take the female doctor to get it over with, but its been awhile being with one and who knows what would've happened :woohoo: (incidentally, when he asked me how often do I go, I gave him my number. When I asked what was normal, he said "once a day". EVERYDAY??? REALLY? What do you people eat! Barrel of raisins? :ohmy:

Why do I tell you folks this, because if I told anyone here I would get punched or they would ignore me LOL. Too late for you :evil: AHAHAHAHA

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. MISFIT TELLS ALL SO YOU CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT :evil:

My GI Doctor is a nice young lady, and all the nurses in the office are all hot young women, so when the doctor says "we're going to have to do a colonoscopy", I'm like, "hell yeah!, this is going to be awesome! When can we start?"
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