I am changing my ingame name (if it will fit) to, "Lord of the Thank You's[*M]"

Please keep your eyes out for a "player" called "Mig.29", he will drop his bombs and flip flop all the way to your boat and try to get shot so he can get into a tank (become invisible) and cheat his way to a win. A Weak move from a Weak player.

The poor noobs payed the price in the next game. 22-1. Oof

GREETINGZ MISFIT ISLAND!!!

Thank you for the birthday wishes. Seems like a long time ago, birthdays made you "fearless"...then, as I got old-er, I classified myself as "timeless", and now? I think Ive gotten mindless with time Yes, my birthday present to you all, apparently, was for me to be blue. Hope you enjoyed it while it last...cause it wont AHAHAHAHA

Hulk - congratz on becoming Dogfight's version of Magic Johnson At least you wont need to be tested for those who climbed on your every "post"

GAW - Congratz on breaking 60k kills! I was going to announce my achievement of sitting at an even 40k kills, but your accomplishment has made me feel...inferior?

Bullet - taunt me with the talk of steak? That's pillow talk to me...better hide it, cretin

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. THIS MISFIT LOVES YOU ALL in a manner of speaking...so stop lining up

[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MISFIT ISLAND!!!

Thank you for the birthday wishes. Seems like a long time ago, birthdays made you "fearless"...then, as I got old-er, I classified myself as "timeless", and now? I think Ive gotten mindless with time Yes, my birthday present to you all, apparently, was for me to be blue. Hope you enjoyed it while it last...cause it wont AHAHAHAHA

Hulk - congratz on becoming Dogfight's version of Magic Johnson At least you wont need to be tested for those who climbed on your every "post"

GAW - Congratz on breaking 60k kills! I was going to announce my achievement of sitting at an even 40k kills, but your accomplishment has made me feel...inferior?

Bullet - taunt me with the talk of steak? That's pillow talk to me...better hide it, cretin

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. THIS MISFIT LOVES YOU ALL in a manner of speaking...so stop lining up

Hey brother i told you come down to delaware and we ll cook up some steaks. Youre not that far. Up around mcdade blvd right? Or were you over towards kennet? Either way youre still pretty close. Less than a 2 hour ride

[*M]VonHuLK wrote: I have never posted for the reason of receiving Thank You's. I would like to think my posts deserved the praise they got. I am not a kiss ass, nor have I ever posted just for the sake of gratification. I have always tried to keep it funny and lighthearted. Now thank me for this great post, you thank you people.

You've got to click on yourself for that gratification

Happy birthday Sir Slatz.

[M]Slatz wrote: GREETINGZ MISFIT ISLAND!!!

Thank you for the birthday wishes. Seems like a long time ago, birthdays made you "fearless"...then, as I got old-er, I classified myself as "timeless", and now? I think Ive gotten mindless with time Yes, my birthday present to you all, apparently, was for me to be blue. Hope you enjoyed it while it last...cause it wont AHAHAHAHA

Hulk - congratz on becoming Dogfight's version of Magic Johnson At least you wont need to be tested for those who climbed on your every "post"

GAW - Congratz on breaking 60k kills! I was going to announce my achievement of sitting at an even 40k kills, but your accomplishment has made me feel...inferior?

Bullet - taunt me with the talk of steak? That's pillow talk to me...better hide it, cretin

MISFIT STRONG. MISFITS UNITED. THIS MISFIT LOVES YOU ALL in a manner of speaking...so stop lining up

Sir Slatz, I said it before and I will say it again. Your posts are the best, I look forward to all of them.

B0om!why B0om cause I can Bo0m we all Bo0m you to can B0om let's all B0om can I get a Bo0m!

Baby Crockett wrote: B0om!why B0om cause I can Bo0m we all Bo0m you to can B0om let's all B0om can I get a Bo0m!

BOOM!

EL BOOMO

[*M]Comet wrote: EL BOOMO

BOOM!

Really wanna play DF but I got polo practice and summer school. Ill be on soon brothers!

BOOM

I knew it!



Got a few good ones in tonight...

Lt. DAN not sure if you will see this but i noticed in wc you mentioned your update button doesn't show up in the app store for elite, try turning your tablet or phone upright opposite of how you normally play df. When that happens to me that's what i do and it shows up every time.

Ok, great day today. Busted my ass at work allllllllllllllllllllll day, came home cut the grass, then decided to work on the tile in the pool. Oh, I forgot to mention I got into the pool "WITH" my phone in my pocket. Frack

Ok tonight it's game on ,they might want to surrender before it even starts.

I can't remember if i was supposed to remind someone of something or not? oh that's right HuLK don't forget to remove your phone from your pocket before jumping in the pool. ok i believe that was everything? and you thought i'd forget. Pffft!

So I took my 25 year old son in last night. It was either that or watch him become a drug addict hobo pushing a shopping cart downtown looking for bottles and panhandling. I've spent the last four or five months watching him go downhill and finally he hit rock bottom the other night. Time for some detox and some tough love now. At least a bunch of coke up your nose and some crystal meth plus weed explains the idiotic, senseless, and indifferent behaviour...but nothing could be done until the he realized that it was him with the problem and not us...meaning his entire family.

So I gave him my list of demands. Told him there won't be any tolerance for his bullshit and the minute he decides to pull off any crap, he'll be hauled away by the cops and he can go be that drug addict hobo that it seemed he was aspiring to be. It won't be easy. He's driving me nuts already as he can't seem to stop talking...seems to be a side effect from being baked all the time as he's usually pretty quiet. But at least he's ready to be helped now. So that's what my wife and I will do. At least with it being summer now, I can grab the dawg and go for a walk when he gets on my nerves...I'm pretty sure though that this can be fixed. As long as he is willing to do the work involved. And I know I'm ready to provide that motivational kick in the ass if needed.

Wish me luck [M]isfits with my misfit kid...holy shit I ramble a lot...sorry bout that. I'm feeling optimistic but I'm ready to kick some butt if needed. Cool summary eh!

Thanks for listening.

Your a good man Comet. Keep on his shit. Try to be really involved in his life right now, he's gonna need it.
Edit: I guess I mean just talk to him a lot, about anything, day to day stuff, whatever. It helps.

Your a good father brother Comet . He's a lucky boy to have a family like that behind him . Thinking of you my trouble brother .

Comet, normally I would say give me a call if you need to talk, BUT seeing as how "HuLK NoT So SmArT" and got into the pool (for about an hour) with my phone in my pocket. I can read smoke signals, and thanks to you I speak a little Spanish, lol

I should have a new phone by Saturday afternoon. So, you can call me up after that....Keep your chin up, and keep the Pi[m]p Hand strong. You may need to slap the shit out of him a couple of times...

Comet this can be difficult time's for both you and your son, stay strong brother he's going to need it. Remember cocain and meth are very bad pot not so much in fact alcohol is much worse then weed. Not really sure why alcohol is legal and weed isn't should be the other way around, keep up the good fight and if he doesn't listen kick him in the ass.

Hang in their Brothrr Comet. Try not to get too frustrated with him, take it day by day. Been down this road with my pal Grim. First few days are the worst, then it starts to even out. Keep him stuffed full of good food!

Sitting in the house staring out the window, waiting on new phone to show up. Ugh

[*M]VonHuLK wrote: Sitting in the house staring out the window, waiting on new phone to show up. Ugh

They deliver down there? Like a pizza?

[*M]Comet wrote:

[*M]VonHuLK wrote: Sitting in the house staring out the window, waiting on new phone to show up. Ugh

They deliver down there? Like a pizza?

They deliver everything down here Brother! I found out the Liquor store I always go to will deliver your booze if you order $60 or more.
But the bad part......I live 2 stinking miles out of their radius!

Ok, got my new phone. HuLK Happy Dance.

[*M]VonHuLK wrote: Ok, got my new phone. HuLK Happy Dance.

Bo0m!