M4rtin wrote:

in-pipe wrote: That's great M4rtin, not sure where you guys find this stuff but makes my day better even if most of it is at PH excpense.. PH , luv u bro but I think you like all the attention....

Credit actually goes to MadtotheMOM and his dubious creations for the Pic Caption Competition!!!!! Please don't forget to submit yours¡¡¡¡¡¡Competition winner gets same breakfast as made by Mad, please see pic of last Sundays breakfast meal. Some are just barely getting back up

He maybe making his own breakfast this year,,,,,

madtothebone1 wrote:

B Strachan wrote:

madtothebone1 wrote: Moms I know we all love good food but.......this morning i went epic!
I call it "The B Strachan" because once you have eaten it all you feel like a champion!

Contents list.......
2 slices of toast
4 duck eggs (fried)
some black pudding
5 rashers of bacon
4 sausages
5 hash browns
copious ammounts of ketchup.

Last Saturday's Breakfast Meal as made by MaDtotheMOM

M4rtin wrote:

madtothebone1 wrote:

B Strachan wrote:

madtothebone1 wrote: Moms I know we all love good food but.......this morning i went epic!
I call it "The B Strachan" because once you have eaten it all you feel like a champion!

Contents list.......
2 slices of toast
4 duck eggs (fried)
some black pudding
5 rashers of bacon
4 sausages
5 hash browns
copious ammounts of ketchup.

Last Saturday's Breakfast Meal as made by MaDtotheMOM

Have to replace the ketchup with barbeque sauce, that's how we do in in Texas,,,,,

Want to share a plate Tex...

Yes that morning meal looks outstanding but HELL not one person here said anything about the best part of that meal....THE 16oz.BECKS NOW THATS THE SH$T

Well just got booted from a mostly MOM game and couldn't get back. Sucks! Sorry guys.

MMillers first flight as a MOM. In the heat of battle he accidentally pops his teammate and promptly says, "Great my first kill as a MOM is a teamkill!" Almost crashed.

And sorry about my vindictive behavior toward my favorite team killer. I tried in 2 games now to ask him if he's learned a lesson. No reply. Just tries, very unsuccessfully to shoot me again. I also shot him down shooting at MMiler, another teammate. I guess I'll just report him. He's not going to change.

ParrotHead wrote: Well just got booted from a mostly MOM game and couldn't get back. Sucks! Sorry guys.

MMillers first flight as a MOM. In the heat of battle he accidentally pops his teammate and promptly says, "Great my first kill as a MOM is a teamkill!" Almost crashed.

And sorry about my vindictive behavior toward my favorite team killer. I tried in 2 games now to ask him if he's learned a lesson. No reply. Just tries, very unsuccessfully to shoot me again. I also shot him down shooting at MMiler, another teammate. I guess I'll just report him. He's not going to change.

I wanted a piece of that cake but the schmuck never passed by me.Miller played like a champ, thank goodness schei dropped in, allowing me a visit to your base with my fav. Noushbag tank good game!

Keep blasting I say.
In other news, thanks PH for my newest addiction, my roommate looks at me so funny weaving and swaying on the couch for hours.
BTW, after your text, I looked at the lopsided games differently, was fun to see how much I and other noobs could push back 3 Marshalls. I even got some good hits in on M4rtin, TheonlySoos earlier and ScheißeKopf just now. Getting better, and enjoy flying with you guys. Thanks for the encouragement.

Welcome YMEX, Mmiller and Bayou dog, please remember if you are aiming at me tell me first so I can get outa the way!

New recruits welcome, your with a group of great guys an crazy old farts.. listen to these guys and you will do well, except for ParrotHead he spends more time on the thread than in the air....

PH: Go ahead and report him. He's not worth worrying about.

You opinions please?

1.25 hr. Solo. Then this. Remember, all 3 FINAL bombs have been dropped almost simultaneously. Was this a "cheap" call on RED'S part?

Thanks, guys - yes, it's true my first inaugaral game as a MoM began with an accidental teamkill with several MoMs there to witness... The player PH is referring to showed up and immediately grabbed a tank near our home base. PH asked him to play nice, but I couldn't hear his reply over the sound of crickets. PH, by all means please report this guy - I will be looking for him as well.

Well it seems he had already been reported. ---j--- has banned him for a day (thanks J!)

Paul, all I can say is blast their faces off their heads. It's disappointing, especially with a numerical advantage, resort to cheap tactics.

If you are in a position to thwart them, do so and explain what they are doing is bad form. If they continue, I'd probably leave.

Thanks. I thwarted for an hour and a quarter. For a guy my age thwarting for longer than 3 minutes, is a miracle. Better call my doctor. He'll be proud.

Welcome to the club new M.O.M's!!! MMiller I enjoyed our battle earlier. Hope to have many more with you on my side! First kill as a M.O.M. is a team kill...Classic!!!

DKs baby pictures are up if you wanta give a peak

Would like to say "Sorry" to all M.O.M members that I have shot down.
I read rule 11. I will not go after any M.O.M members even when on oposite sides.
My Apologies and Thank you. Steve(RacinMadness)

I see the confusion. Rule 11 only applies to dogfight rounds. Out o dogfight u can shoot any mom any time.

Adding to what Striker said, compliance with Rule 11 is voluntary, even in dogfight mode, as the rule itself so states. But if you choose not to observe, just make sure you make your fellow MOMs in game aware of it. Other MOMs should respect that decision. However, many now assume Rule 11 is "on" by default in DF mode. So you may get indignant cries of foul play if you fail to announce your intentions before blasting away.

But in my view, once a player gives fair notice of non-compliant intent, Rule 11 should NOT then be invoked by other players as a "shield" against the non-observant player, unless by mutual consent. But that could get complicated.

BTW Racin' , where is your banner?

Hey Paul don't we some sort of consolation prize for our new brother for killing one of his own as a new MOM ? I will bet you do in that magical hat of yours brother. ..lol

coop wrote: From the halls of Montezuma from the shores of Tripoli the Star Chamber has voted in its newest MOMS. YEMX, Mmiller and yet another dog the bayou kind .gentlemen welcome aboard ...now go kill something in MOM's name grab your tag and report to dent for you fitting and remember to stop off at the gift shop for your official B.Strachan dashboard figurine no MOM flys without our number 1 ace as guidance. ...again welcome my brothers and be careful out there the skies are filled with nuts.

Welcome new MOMs. As per usual, please report to Human Resources, Room 6, for the de-lousing and disinfectant hose-down orientation procedure at 0300 hours sharp.

And for those applicants who, on this go-round, did not make the cut, get the nod, assume the position, or other applicable euphemism, please do not take it personally. It is no reflection on your character, ability, skills or potential. Nor is it in any way a permanent ban from the squad. It just means us old farts in the Star Chamber were unable to reach a consensus at this time. (And, even if some or all parts of the preceding sentence(s) were not true, we would lie about it to protect your fragile egos. So don't feel bad, unless you're really insecure or you are convinced we're lying. We're not and you are, by the way. Lying and insecure/convinced-we-are, respectively, that is. Really. Trust us. )

OK, we suck at this. Jeez! We're still trying to figure this whole deal out, fer chrissakes!

coop wrote: From the halls of Montezuma from the shores of Tripoli the Star Chamber has voted in its newest MOMS. YEMX, Mmiller and yet another dog the bayou kind .gentlemen welcome aboard ...now go kill something in MOM's name grab your tag and report to dent for you fitting and remember to stop off at the gift shop for your official B.Strachan dashboard figurine no MOM flys without our number 1 ace as guidance. ...again welcome my brothers and be careful out there the skies are filled with nuts.

This may be too much of making an ASS of U and Me, buti seems apparent that Lt Coop is the official Town Crier (Grand Orator) of the Star Chamber. In honor of this I have ordered one gross of these lovely dash ornaments. Paul, please put these on the shelf below the BS figurines in the gift shop. Please note that you, in accordance rule 6, may not display a Coopy doll on your dash unless your BS statuette is placed in a more visible place of higher distinction. This is kinda like the rule for displaying the US flag and state flags, which does not apply in Tx.





So, Coop has his position, title and rank among the Star Chambererers, I for one would like to know who and what the titles, duties, privileges and the like are for each of the members. This would by very helpful in allowing us to know who to thank/blame for the various atrocities.

Thanks,
PH

Dentinhead.......--............ BIRD WATCHER

We are all Costellos.

See Paul's post earlier.

Welcome new MOM's...in the future please remember when you see me in red, I am old, infirm, and very slow (as in addlepated)...so please shoot someone else...

Welcome YEMX, Mmiller and dog the bayou!!! You can shoot me all you want, just be prepared for the wrath of MaV

On a side note, has anyone tried to actively recruit terdwurler? If so, what are your thoughts about terdwurler (aside from his funny name)?

The terd is an ace undercower probably THE DOG. He denies it but kills like him. Allways fun to fly whith or against him. To have him in red is a real challange. That he likes to fly the monowinged plane doesnt make it any eacier

Mavrk12 wrote: Welcome YEMX, Mmiller and dog the bayou!!! You can shoot me all you want, just be prepared for the wrath of MaV

On a side note, has anyone tried to actively recruit terdwurler? If so, what are your thoughts about terdwurler (aside from his funny name)?

It seems that everyone is of the opinion TW is a sock puppet. I can't remember who some think he is. I haven't played him yet.

Going up!!!!! anyone for some carnage........Mean Old