BrianC219 wrote: Lol no biggie..... Didn't want to loss a vote over Somtimg so small. Don't feel bad I am always looking so fast I over looked it a couple of times.. All good..
Wait, you're
NOT YMEX?
Oh dear. Oh my. Oh lord Jesus it's a fire! I'm afraid there's been a terrible mix up! You see, we in the Star Chamber, well we . . . we voted in YMEX, not YEMX!
Gosh! I really don't know how else to break this to you YEMX. But it seems we got the wrong guy. We're very sorry, but you'll have to return the company car, laptop, cellphone, season tickets to the Opera, and lifetime supply of Preparation H.
Wait . . . this just in, I'm being told the new recruits don't get those perks? They don't get anything? You mean that stuff is just for the Star Chamber VIPs? Wait . . . strike that, I'm now being told that WIG and WIG alone gets those perks? And except for the Preparation H they're not real, they're just toys? Well, not even toys, just crude drawings done with a black Sharpie on recycled post-it notes? And I shouldn't have revealed that proprietary information? And Wig's legal guardian is now going to sue my ass?
(Is that true Paul? Really? And BTW Paul why are you whispering, how did you get here, and for god's sake man, have you no sense of personal space!?!? Can we please just talk about this later?)
So, ahem, yeah. Sorry about that mix-up YEMX. Never mind. Just stop by Human Resources again and we'll see if we can get the paperwork sorted, will you?
Carry on.